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lmao,GC
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igbo ndeewo

lol
no vex your flowers have been deposited into the trash can at the back of the red house beside the blue bungalow. . . pick it up there
had you told me you wud be coming with a red shirt + green ties + blue jeans + yellow cap i wud have warned you earlier. . .our dogs no dey take eye see rainbow it hurts their lens and disturbs their focal lens .
your slippers have been taken to the sanitary inspectors . . . . .its highly suspected to have some unknown viruses glued to its heels

we shall see when we see,how we see,till then am so so . . . . with you

lol
@all i na son ki
tuwo shikapa i good for bodi. lol i realy love masa + fura d nunu
ina kwa na everybody

one thing with the joke section
you guys take everything as jokes
am really intrested guys?whats the real history of kukuvi land?

@gilgee hope you had a very merry easter

honestly i think its HAUSA.quite so easy to grasp

lol
oga
swell
ludo
mummy and daddy
oh li yoma danger
there are 7 rivers in africa
moonlight games
hide and seek
operating lizards
scrabble and monopoly
building houses with sand

@Poster,enough has been said already.be wise and make the best decision NOW

almondjoy:
Traditional anyday. Followed by a simple registry wedding.  Don't like church weddings at all. Especially in Nigeria. . . .they all look hungry and nothing goes according to plan in the dirty environment including the uncompleted buildings without airconditioning called churches. Futher more, it is becoming increasingly common to have multiple brides and grooms on the day of your wedding so the day is not special afterall.  That is what white people do best.   Love traditional weddings with all the proverbs and local jokes betweent the families.  

Boy!  All those traditional songs leading the bride to the grooms arms or house just makes me cry buckets!

agreeded.lol the beads,jokes,songs and even the dressing.lol i cant miss that ooooh for any other type   i love Traditional weddings.
@OP,why did your pastor suggest a quiet wedding?its YOUR wedding anyway,you have the last and final say.
lol happy married life in advance  

lol AJ working and productive hands,balls and brains.

lol
skipping is good,all the time

@OP nice one.

@web,you think? big grammer,strong words !
ok,when you see her tell her"aguru na agu m" + " e nweghi m ego" lol
just copy and paste straight to her phone,ok?

@topic,nke anyi bu nke anyi,nke m bu nke m
there is a thin line btw "ours" and "mine"

where kukuvi land dey oooooooooooooh ?
who brough it up?una wicked no bi small,noboy wan give me concrete ansa  

uhm * *sits back from far and watches with intrests as the inhale poisonous fumes and carbon mono oxide into their lungs and wind pipe*

shakes head in pity

lmao
Gunnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
i rove to rove you
these hot slaps fit cause kooli ooooh

shes at it again . . . .who let the dogsss out 
did i actually say all that?chei. . . .a drunk sailor 

uhm. . .this OSU issue again  
there is this man in my mums place, a very popular musician.ppl said hes an Osu,he sings very well,traditional songs ofcos,i heard nobody except his kinds(osus) that call him up to perfrom for them.this man didnt run,he stayed put with his family.
later this man opened up a bakery. . .he had the best bread then in osha.at first ppl werent buying except ofcos his kind.lol gradually,the so called free born started sneaking to the bakery to buy the bread.ppl loved it and where even purchasing the bread in the shops and streets.the man got rich and even aspired to take one of the chieftancy titles in the town.it was a big debate and caused some stir in the town. . .this man stayed put and fought his battle. he WON IT.he was given the traditional OZO TITLE and till date i guess that was how the so called osu caste system was abolished and forgotten in osha town.
 lol. . .what count in life is SUCCESS.if you are successful in the society,such things have little or no effect.sometimes ppl hide under the umbrella of being an OSU and just lazy around.lol get the dough and watch the word "osu" disappear into thin air.
so @chinda running isnt the solution,if we all continue to run this callous tradition wud still be here to hunt even our children.its a difficult battle but i tell you,it can be WON . _{thank God such things dont even exist in ma place}  

Echelon nke ahu gbasara gi.old age is a pride na ala m

@topic gwam ugwo ogbenye na ogalanya ji ?

Daddy i togbuola m.olu oma gi na ndum di egwu ! chukwu i huru m na anya.ekele diri gi Jisos.i mela onye ezi omume.dalu !

wonderful
i have witnessed the "sharo ritual" in nigeria.it wasnt funny to me but the bride-to be was all smiles. . . .the groom is a brave man .lol the shoe tying was really funny. . .the toes are so tiny and shapeless.lmao
thank God for civilization and oyibo

that is left

lmao
a man is a MAN.
lol. My dad,bros,uncles and BF are all men  

_{gamine,gamine,gamine !}

hmmn. . . .
i wud not really care abt what the whole village think or say. . .i wud be concerned abt ma immediate family.Personally,i wudnt want to marry against my parents wishes and fortunately,my parents are not the type to call another being 'OSU' or whatever.
@poster,he should try to convince his parnets and get their blessings . . .if he gets their blessings,the village dont count.hes a man though,he should be able to make the final decision,either to go with his love or lose his family

@poster,SOME men cheat cos they are with the wrong girl for the wrong reason.

lol
Ozioma ihe i dere na nke Echelon dere bu otu ihe.nke echelon dika igbo izugbe,nke gi olumba or vice versa.

@topic anaghi agwa ochi nti na agha esula
the deaf man need not to be told that there is war

webdezzi:
i think so, and also due to kooli

kooli is a bird disease that makes them see their back as front
so they spend the rest of their lifetime trying to face front resulting in a funny rotational movement

_{*ify oluwabiology should be ready to enlighten us on that*}

guess thats why he sees everything differently

lmao
chei see name of disease. . . "KOOLI" heheeeeeeeeeeeeeee nl magic

lol
web na you know oooooh
really na rizlla i wan type but i . . . .well as a sharp babe,i had to well . . . .smartly pull it over

lets get d smoking party started

Nonso and Blessing same day,same hour,same minute
i try to live to push pass the past i love you both and oh ! well God knows why it happened then its been 2 long years
when peace like a river attendeth my way. . . . .
It is well with my soul !

the whole candles in the world wont be enough for me.the pains,the tears. . .I love you big boy and little angel .i pray you both find peace and solace in the bossom of God.