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morenike09:
LOL. . . .i could not believe it too. . .but this is Nairaland. . .nothing new under the GREEN-WHITE-GREEN cloth. . .so wetin happen na? where is niceuzor, where have you been hiding him, mr pataki has been looking for him. . .lol

me, nice who ?   dont know whoever that goes by that name,joo.lol

@topic,if this Ferlie of a guy is SEUN?then let me use the opportunity to wish him happy val-----PHOCK YOU DUDE.  

jaymobb:
i'm from obosi in idemili north, ANAMBRA STATE

ndeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewo.
more and more ndi ohuru.
nna ndeewo,nwanne mmadu.kedu kwanu?have fun

morenike09:
Ify, babe, you just dey go and come as you like. . .Nairaland is dry w/o u o. . .where is Uzzy sef?

been around dear,sch.uzzyan i guess has gone back to school.

@topic i find it unbelievable.Dr ferlie SEUN ?
wonderssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Chacal:
Debosky, u must be very intelligent concerning the goat story.

Heard through the grapevine that Dr Ferlie sought the help of a herbalist in his bid to date a popular female Nairaland member.
All Ferlie's efforts to lay this babe proved frustratingly abortive so Ferlie decided to go diabolical.
Well. . . . .to cut the long story short, the herbalist gave Dr. Ferlie a magic ring. He was strongly advised to touch the babe's butt with this ring and the babe will follow Dr. Ferlie wherever for at least 48 hrs.

Dr Ferlie agreed and paid N200,000 for this special ring. When he got outside, he lost faith in the herbalist and decided to test the magic ring before putting it to use. He found 2 female goats running around the yard and Dr Ferlie chased and touched em goats' behind with the ring.
The outcome was thunderous . . . .the 2 female goats turned round and were chasing Dr. Ferlie everywhere and Ferlie being a smart crook evaded em by getting into his car and sped away.

Anyways, Dr Ferlie was grinning from ear to ear thinking mission accomplished. He drove home, got out of his car and as he opened his bedroom door, he found the same 2 female goats he left at the herbalist's yard tucked under his duvet. The 2 goats were bleating so loud as they were on HEAT.
Ferlie couldn't handle the blood rush and he passed out.

STORY TO BE CONTINUED***************************************

ROTFLMAO

. . .just like tolotolo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ot9p3UhAqY8&feature=related

OLADO:
There are lots of beautiful and cheap gift items u can give your girl for Vals days such as Teddy Bears, Customized Frames i.e with her pics on it. give what u can afford and i no she will appreciates it.

lol

. . .am i not lost here

hehe

nods

ok.
lets do it this way first

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwnZbE6th1A

lol
una two matter sef

awwwwwwwwwwwww happy vals dear.be happy,love the right person and be loved back
the season to be nice to everyone around us.tufe all 4 you
http://www.youtube.com/user/explosives124
hope you find true love dude.

Ituen dear this is for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGRbqHe7beA&feature=related

@Tufe,wadever,i care less.
dancing sweetly with ma folly and aisha 2

* * *dancing ma heart out * * *

folly come dance me with joooooooooooooooooo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGAatKlKZgY&feature=related
just danceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

hehe Tufe,i lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvve dat song,get ofori "otelege" get me.simple

@poster,you are allergic to alcohol as you said so stooooop taking it then!

@ben and success lol

. . .

opuro:
the beautiful ones are not yet born

won pe ni sisi sisi
won npe e ni sisi inu e ndun
o mo omo ibadan
won a so e di apere ajase

lol
@]adeboo,you too much gal

tkb417:
we keep coming back because we can't do without those we really love. . .
if our issues were based on sex, then i see no reasons why we shouldnt heal the wound. . .
Sex aint evrthin

very well said !

@poster,get to find out first via test if the girl is pregnant.if shes not,thank ya stars and plss stop seeing her.
concentrate more on your marriage,no matter how messed up it might seen to be,try to make it work.your wife might be a good woman for all i care.your major problem is that you feel you were tied to the marriage because of the pregnancy and with that thought on your mind,things wont work.you made the mistake of sleeping with her without protection,you made a worst mistake by marrying her just because shes pregnant.
remember,the devil you know always better than an unknown angel.
wishing you whatever you wish yaself.  

oziii tosh si na o chehariala.o nweghizi ihe jikoro ya na nwanyi.o dikwa nma oooo,at least nwa oma a batara now wud be safe in a better guys hand.

maka ENQUE baby?shes so welcome here.d nwa amaka,onu gbajie boiz,ndi chukwu kere echi sunday.ada oma, ndeewo again.mana gini bu aha gi?enque a di behuge na onu

ozi hapi val in advance and gudevening.

eyaaaaaaa ,kpele ooooooh
now,pick up the broken pieces and use aradite to hold it together,ok.
missed you plenty,where went thou? good to have you back though.

hehe
nods.

purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs

@spot,ok.