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Jokes Etc › Re: Grandma Gamble by ifyalways(f): 7:02pm On Feb 12, 2008

. . .shes retired so undecided

Jokes Etc › Re: What Gets U Excited? by ifyalways(f): 7:01pm On Feb 12, 2008

. . .good for our health cheesy

Jokes Etc › Re: Ituen by ifyalways(f): 6:59pm On Feb 12, 2008

for

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Divorce Letter by ifyalways(f): 6:58pm On Feb 12, 2008

[quote author=tj_tj link=topic=110835.msg1944333#msg1944333 date=1202757274]k sweetie[/quote] cheesy

alrite babieeeeee undecided

Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ifyalways(f): 6:57pm On Feb 12, 2008

why all these Tufesynthesis all over moi ? cheesy

@Gunpoint,the last time i checked,the username was ifyalways

Jokes Etc › Re: Golf In The Bedroom by ifyalways(f): 6:50pm On Feb 12, 2008

hmmmn is this not intresting? cheesy

who is Kola and who is Tufe?arent they same of same?
'Paul i know,barnabbas i know but who are whoossssssss?' cheesy

Poems For Review › Re: Rhymes by ifyalways(f): 6:40pm On Feb 12, 2008

. . .when am down to nothing
God is up to something !
when its over my head
its under Gods feet !

@cooljoe,luv ya style. cool

Literature › Re: Do You Remember the Pacesetters Books? by ifyalways(f): 6:37pm On Feb 12, 2008

too cold for comfort
evbu my love etc ooooooooooooooooh good old days.from MacMillan readers to pacesetters kiss

Health › Re: Help! by ifyalways(f): 6:32pm On Feb 12, 2008

i dont think its a sign of gaining weight or grower fatter.it might be lichen planus,atopic dermatitis, a hypersensitivity reaction or even a viral or bacterial infection.
go see a dermatologist for the right diagnosis and treatment.

Health › Re: Whats The Best Sleeping Posture by ifyalways(f): 6:12pm On Feb 12, 2008

@AJ ?hehe

@poster,read this,it wud be of great help.
http://www.sixwise.com/newsletters/07/08/08/10_reasons_you_may_not_be_sleeping_well_and_what_to_do_about_it.htm

Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 6:02pm On Feb 12, 2008

enque:
am from alor in idemili south LG, in anambra state

ndeewo nwanyi oma kiss

@tosh,a choro m ima,ncho ima,m jee be emma.
good to hear that you are chinekeyed now.ya dikwa permanent.
ohaneze gud evening onye o bula. kiss

Jokes Etc › Re: Chicken Jokes by ifyalways(f): 5:50pm On Feb 12, 2008

LEAVE wetin dem write for car,just enter car tongue

i love d song kiss

Family › Re: Why Do Singles In the U.S/U.K Still Prefers To Go And Marry From Naija by ifyalways(f): 5:45pm On Feb 12, 2008

almondjoy:
I agree! Just like the men. Anyone that has lived abroad for more than 3 years without getting married--is damaged good. Students included!!! I have said it before and I am saying it again. Like American Express suggests.

Don't Leave Home Without It!

Never leave Nigeria without a spouse! You will only succeed in settling for "dregs" used and abused if you hook up with ones over here. You will surely regret it. Yes! I am generalizing--make una do una worst!

Now if you are in the advanced stages of Bachelorhood or Spinsterhood--like that kind of 30s-40s--Please don't bother. Just sit here and keep recycling yourselves till death takes you guys. No need to go and import at all. You have been way too damaged by akatas and jammos to function even averagely. You will only compound your problems I swear to God! Just keep masturbating abeg!

LMAO

Jokes Etc › Re: Men Only! by ifyalways(f): 5:43pm On Feb 12, 2008

Romance › Re: What's Your Marital Status ? by ifyalways(f): 5:39pm On Feb 12, 2008

@Slyvex your status na die kiss

once you are tru with it just pass it to me wink

@Bblak sweetie,missed you too.have fun and be good.
@Rockiedink ,hmmmmn so you dey?i tink say errrrr. . . . . . tongue

@seun001 missed you too baby. wink

@olajinam,never knew you were available too cheesy

its all good sha.
@easybaby,where is zignorr?you guys are trying to outsmart me,get me ma aso-ebi wink

@sauce,really? shocked

new booty?what abt koolD . . . lipsrsealed

@all,live well,have fun and enjoy ya status.

happpppppy val all

Jokes Etc › Re: Old Mama Youngy by ifyalways(f): 5:30pm On Feb 12, 2008

passing,halts and laughs out loudly +d usual resounding fart cheesy

Jokes Etc › Re: The Most Embarrasing Moment by ifyalways(f): 5:28pm On Feb 12, 2008

no fear jare,i dey ya back,Tj no fit do nuffing cheesy

Jokes Etc › Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by ifyalways(f): 5:25pm On Feb 12, 2008

follistic folly which levels nah? cheesy

got a song for you,you wanna hear? been fun all over,stay tuned kiss

@ayusman and all the other ITKS,keep ya observations and your hard earned money to yaself,you need it most.

Romance › Re: She Wants A Ring by ifyalways(f): 10:52pm On Feb 11, 2008

justbones:
ask her what type of ring she wants.
Engagement Ring
Wedding Ring
Ear Ring
ring worm

LMAO

Jokes Etc › Re: Chicken Jokes by ifyalways(f): 10:48pm On Feb 11, 2008

abeg make una come dance with me oooo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGAatKlKZgY&feature=related

Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by ifyalways(f): 10:23pm On Feb 11, 2008

heyyyy umu igbo bianu gba egwu mooooo.
its dedicated to one and only one faketan mana tosh nwere ike i gere,nsogbu anoghi kiss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGAatKlKZgY&feature=related

onye gere,o kwe na isi. kiss

chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai ofori e gbuola mmmm,okpa na amazim jijiji kiss

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Educate Me Please. by ifyalways(f): 10:12pm On Feb 11, 2008

olanajim:
That is why I gave him an open answer.

Yes, if he is lucky.

No, if he is unlucky.

But, in the end, he can only get what is destined for him.

Romance › Re: Would U Marry Or Date A Physically Challenged Person? by ifyalways(f): 9:51pm On Feb 11, 2008

@topic,as long as the disabled person is not a liabilty,yes i can.
as long as hes able to make a living for himself,does not wallow in self pity,is intelligent and loves me too,why not?.

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Romance › Re: She Wants A Ring by ifyalways(f): 9:41pm On Feb 11, 2008

Busta:
na by force?

let her go get one and tell people she's has a fiancee.
like i said, do it because u want to do it, not because she wants u to get her one.

well said

Romance › Re: Someone I Truly Loved Leave Me And Go With A Yahoo Boy: What Can I Do? by ifyalways(f): 9:39pm On Feb 11, 2008

tkb417:
the lady went with a guy that can shell better grammar because u must have suffocated the babe with your lingua

u berra turn yahoozee too.
ure looking for a VAL as u fine reach, abi u no get legs?
show us the full pic

LMAO
@poster goodluck!

Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is A Drug Peddler! by ifyalways(f): 9:33pm On Feb 11, 2008

@post,too bad the girl got entangled.
if the boy cud hide his main source of livelihood to someone he plans to marry then he is capable of hiding worst things.more to it,how is she sure he wud change even after the jail term?is she willing to live with the stigma?if she was the one in that scenario,wud the guy wait for her?
let her brace up herself and move on jare.love someone that cudnt trust you enouf to tell you what he does huh

enough reason to move on.

Romance › Re: My Girlfrend In Europe Still Writes And Visits Me by ifyalways(f): 9:21pm On Feb 11, 2008

ibkaye:
omg omg this reminds me of me, as in I am in a situation like this as the person i like lives in nigeria yes o, im sure she likes you, its just a shame about the distance abi?

hehe its not same girlfriend.you are still liking,while hes loving.lol cheesy

@post,its so old they are prolly married with kids now or seperated so no advice is needed again. tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ifyalways(f): 8:09pm On Feb 11, 2008

. . .by whom and to whom huh

Jokes Etc › Re: Abc-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz by ifyalways(f): 8:08pm On Feb 11, 2008

. . . .else ?
i rove words that end with else

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Divorce Letter by ifyalways(f): 8:05pm On Feb 11, 2008

ok ooooo.
i believe you Hot ! grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Ituen by ifyalways(f): 8:01pm On Feb 11, 2008

while some ppl need to be checked for abunna paralysis cheesy

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