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Re: Golf In The Bedroom by Nobody: 12:28pm On Feb 14, 2008
question

Kola oloooooooooooye, stop chasing shadows man, you won nothing
since u no get work, come take these pants and braz and wash them properly, i want to see my teeth when i look at it
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by success123(m): 12:32pm On Feb 14, 2008
a striaght order
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by kolaoloye(m): 1:03pm On Feb 14, 2008
@ ituen,
YOU- as a learned person, i think it is high time you help us to
enroll WEBDEZZI at the university of COURTESY for 5 yrs program.
The faculty of human relation should also confirm his performance b4
he should be considered legible on this thread.

@ success,
YOU BETTER NOT LEAVE THE WINNING TEAM
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by Nobody: 1:11pm On Feb 14, 2008
enrolled already with 5 certifications in human relational and courtesy control technology

click here to view credentials
http://www.microsoft.com/ie.mdw.aspx?refid=jh8hew&tid=2316
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by success123(m): 1:24pm On Feb 14, 2008
who gives a damm about any winning team u have, u can not win any medal kola
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by ituen(m): 1:38pm On Feb 14, 2008
make una leave all these nonsense yarn begin dey punch and kick
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by kolaoloye(m): 1:50pm On Feb 14, 2008
@ success,
may be you don`t understand what /who we are talking about,
ify is more precious than any medal. Don`t you know that:
OF WISDOM, SHE IS LIKE KING SOLOMON
OF BEAUTY ,MORE THAN THAT OF QUEEN SHEBA
OF I.Q, SHE IS FULLY LOADED. OF PASSION SHE IS EXCELLENT.
ABEG  WHAT IS GOOD IS GOOD.
@Ify,
HAPPY VALENTINE.
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by success123(m): 1:53pm On Feb 14, 2008
poem
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by ituen(m): 3:15pm On Feb 14, 2008
another chorister in the house
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by Nobody: 10:59pm On Feb 14, 2008
kola oloye:

@ success,
may be you don`t understand what /who we are talking about,
ify is more precious than any medal. Don`t you know that:
OF WISDOM, SHE IS LIKE KING SOLOMON
OF BEAUTY ,MORE THAN THAT OF QUEEN SHEBA
OF I.Q, SHE IS FULLY LOADED. OF PASSION SHE IS EXCELLENT.
ABEG WHAT IS GOOD IS GOOD.
@Ify,
HAPPY VALENTINE.



heeeeeeeeey
kola Olooooooooooooye
you are going this far to get a girl? men, all your life, u will remain a bachelor

*go to the market, price pepper, buy okro, buy ewedu, buy yam flour, do everything alone*


stop those sick poems guy and catch ur fun
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by seun001(m): 9:15am On Feb 15, 2008
hmmmmmmmmm!!b4 this gets too far, i think i should claim my prize na.e don go too far sef,but i trust my darling na.am still watching from the sidelines fighting over somebody elses babe. grin cheesy wink

Ify,shey make i show them my true colour of make i just chill,anyways sha i forgive them for they know not wot they do. shocked cool cheesy wink grin
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by ifyalways(f): 5:52pm On Feb 15, 2008
hehe.intrestinggggggggggggggggggggggg tongue
@all the guys,hope you guys had a swell time yesterday?i did and i tell you,its good to be loved and to love too.happppppy val everybody kiss kiss kiss kiss
seun001,you are a darling.hapi val dear kiss kiss kiss kiss
webdezzi hapi val kiss
kola hapi val kiss kiss
Tj Tj happpppppppppppy val kiss kiss
Ituen,hapi val too kiss
gunpoint,hapi val sweet
folly and aisha ,hapi val,love birds kiss
Tufe,ahpi val kiss
Miggy and clems ekungbadun cheesy kiss
saucekid and tongue happi val too kiss
one rove kiss kiss
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by stag: 6:37pm On Feb 15, 2008
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Re: Golf In The Bedroom by Nobody: 8:34pm On Feb 15, 2008
stag:

.

Can you explain what that means?
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by ituen(m): 10:33am On Feb 16, 2008
@Web

I wont be suprised if all his 137 posts are just "."

Ify, happy val lady
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by Nobody: 1:28pm On Feb 16, 2008
hmmm, no wonder, his name is an abbreviation (stagnant)

I will refer him to kola olooooooye, he is a dynamic guy with a good sense of tumor
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by ituen(m): 3:42pm On Feb 16, 2008
ha hah ha aha ha grin grin grin grin
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by ifyalways(f): 7:29pm On Feb 17, 2008
@web,LMAO
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by Nobody: 7:59pm On Feb 17, 2008
ify, Happy Val, still waiting for my val tin from you
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by ifyalways(f): 8:45pm On Feb 17, 2008
. . . .hehe
eternity is a word you have to learn and keep in ya brain then. cheesy

happy val sweets.luvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv him too grin
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by clemcykul(f): 9:29am On Feb 18, 2008
happy val dearie kiss
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by tufe(m): 8:33pm On Mar 09, 2008
you are wishing someone happy vals on the 17th.

wassup with you girl
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by ThugLife1(m): 10:44pm On Mar 09, 2008
Does it matter?
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by clemcykul(f): 1:02pm On Mar 10, 2008
nope!
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by gilgee(m): 1:06pm On Mar 10, 2008
Why?
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by tufe(m): 1:20pm On Mar 10, 2008
because you are dull thats why
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by olulu(m): 1:28pm On Mar 10, 2008
@poster

Nice One


i play good golf too,
cos am a tool user
and not a tool maker,
and my tool has got strength,
skills,
and staying power
grin grin grin
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by clemcykul(f): 1:41pm On Mar 10, 2008
good for u grin
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by tufe(m): 1:47pm On Mar 10, 2008
na that kind thing you kukuma like grin grin
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by olulu(m): 2:38pm On Mar 10, 2008
i no fit shout cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by tufe(m): 3:14pm On Mar 10, 2008
. . at least just try na grin grin
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by kolaoloye(m): 3:38pm On Mar 10, 2008
@Ify,
Long time NO SEE. I hope you are doing fine.

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