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Re: Golf In The Bedroom by ituen(m): 2:27pm On Feb 11, 2008
OMG!!!!

Where is Tufe?
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by ifyalways(f): 5:23pm On Feb 11, 2008
@seun001,am blushing all over babe.hush,hush its alrite. wink kiss
@clemcy,dont think i wanna know again.sum tins are better not said. cheesy
@KOLA OLOYE errrrr see me see blessing ! what are you talking of?this handshake don pass elbow ooooo,its high tyme i take ma hands back.gud lawwwwwwwd shocked shocked shocked
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by kolaoloye(m): 5:45pm On Feb 11, 2008
@ify,
     if you say the game is over,no problem.
     i blf playing golf in the bedroom should still be the
     no.1 sport in the guiness book of record for those who understand it.
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by seun001(m): 6:07pm On Feb 11, 2008
kola oloye:

@ify,
       WE HAVE DELAYED THIS GAME LONG ENOUGH.
I`VE COME TO CONFIRM THAT THE COURSE IS NOT TEMPORARILY UNDER REPAIR,
ALSO YOU HAVE TO CHECK THE SIZE OF MY CLUB BECOS:
1.    I DON`T WANT TO DAMAGE THE HOLE
2.    I WANT TO PITCH TENT IN THERE AND
3.    TO MAKE SURE THAT I COULD STRIKE FROM EVERY ANGLE WITHOUT OBSTRUCTION
        MY SHAFT IS EAGERLY WAITNG,


[size=18pt]wow![/size]
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by ifyalways(f): 6:21pm On Feb 11, 2008
. . . . .lol cheesy
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by tjtj1(m): 8:01pm On Feb 11, 2008
tufe is a respectable guy tht doesn't indulge in ur extravangances
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by ituen(m): 8:19pm On Feb 11, 2008
i no go dey for this Nland and watch on kola from nowhere come capture Ify

Wen my man tufe dey suffer to get since im 1st post for NL
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by tjtj1(m): 8:20pm On Feb 11, 2008
undecided@ ituen i cry for u
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by ituen(m): 9:15am On Feb 12, 2008
na wetin loyalty dey cause na
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by kolaoloye(m): 2:27pm On Feb 12, 2008
@ ituen,
   IT WON`T BE FAIR TO JUST GIVE OUT PROBABLY THE MOST INTELLIGENT LADY
   ON NAIRALAND TO SOMEONE THAT CANNOT STAND FOR HIS LOVE.
@ tufe,
    PLS DON`T ALLOW ANYBODY TO PUSH YOU. JUST CONCENTRATE ON
    WHATSOEVER YOU ARE DOING.
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by ituen(m): 3:49pm On Feb 12, 2008
@Kola

Wat an insult!!!!! angry angry angry

U still get mind to say Ify is still up for grabs and that Tufe na shaky shaky man

Before u go get Ify, u go sweat tire grin grin grin grin

OYA, TRY UR LUCK
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by kolaoloye(m): 3:57pm On Feb 12, 2008
@ ituen,
DON`T FORGET THAT IFY DESERVES THE BEST. NOT SOMEONE THAT
IS ALREADY OVER-LOADED WITH WOMEN.
WE DON`T NEED A SLEDGE HAMMER TO KILL AN ANT, LETS GIVE THE
BEST TO WHOM IT IS RESERVED FOR.
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by ituen(m): 4:53pm On Feb 12, 2008
@Kola,

I give up well well

Now na u and Tufe go slug am out
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by ifyalways(f): 6:50pm On Feb 12, 2008
hmmmn is this not intresting? cheesy
who is Kola and who is Tufe?arent they same of same?
'Paul i know,barnabbas i know but who are whoossssssss?' cheesy grin cheesy grin tongue
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by success123(m): 7:01pm On Feb 12, 2008
u even know paul, u don go far ohh
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by tufe(m): 7:11pm On Feb 12, 2008
it breaks my heart to note that the bastard kola is offline at the moment.

ify, whats this my eyes see, is this how u talk in my absence.

you have broken mi heart cry
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by ifyalways(f): 7:13pm On Feb 12, 2008
eyaaaaaaa ,kpele ooooooh
now,pick up the broken pieces and use aradite to hold it together,ok.
missed you plenty,where went thou? good to have you back though. kiss kiss kiss
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by tufe(m): 7:42pm On Feb 12, 2008
i've been just observing the threads as usual, u know me.

my heart has terribly been broken, only a kiss from u can seal it up. wink
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by ituen(m): 8:17pm On Feb 12, 2008
see ur mouth like kiss

take kiss [img]http://www.smileys4me.com/getsmiley.php?show=4597[/img]
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by tufe(m): 8:41pm On Feb 12, 2008
GUY ABEG !!!! i no be gay. go find ben or spot if you want some. grin grin grin grin

i asked Ify, better leave it that way wink
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by ifyalways(f): 9:13pm On Feb 12, 2008
lol cheesy
una two matter sef
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by Nobody: 9:21pm On Feb 12, 2008
funny thread, am enjoying it. keep it coming
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by tufe(m): 9:22pm On Feb 12, 2008
ify, take ya time cheesy cheesy
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by tjtj1(m): 7:31am On Feb 13, 2008
ify my darling. who dey fight over u. at least dey can keep fighting but not over u
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by kolaoloye(m): 9:02am On Feb 13, 2008
@ify,
ANGELS DESCENDING,BRINGING FROM ABOVE,
ECHOES OF MERCY,WHISPER OF LOVE,
THEN
I SAW SOMEONE THAT APPEARS LIKE THE DAWN,
FAIR AS THE MOON, BRIGHT AS THE SUN,
MAJESTIC AS THE STARS IN PROCESSION,
HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE AND HOW PLEASING
O LOVE,WITH YOUR DELIGHTS.
Don`t forget that U deserve nothing but the BEST.
MY VAL. DON`T MIND WOLVES IN SHEEPS CLOTHING.[
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by tjtj1(m): 9:12am On Feb 13, 2008
kolanut get out ure nuts
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by Nobody: 9:54am On Feb 13, 2008
Never knew kola oloye was a chorister.
what cathedral are you from Olooooooooooooooooye!

*anxiously waiting for ify to put him where he belongs (backyard)*
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by ituen(m): 11:08am On Feb 13, 2008
@Web

u dey craze oh grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by ifyalways(f): 6:39pm On Feb 13, 2008
@web,hehe dat was wicked. cheesy grin cheesy
@choir master aka kola oloye,am yet to understand you,dude.
wadever,happy val .
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by tufe(m): 6:48pm On Feb 13, 2008
let me make it clear for you

he wants to get jiggy with it grin
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by kolaoloye(m): 10:53am On Feb 14, 2008
@ tufe,
Tufe, tuufe, tuuuuuuuuuuuufe! NA WAH 4 U O.
JEALOUSY--JEALOUSY NA NM DE WORRY YOU.
JUST ACCEPT DEFEAT LIKE A MAN.
Re: Golf In The Bedroom by success123(m): 11:31am On Feb 14, 2008
his he a man

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