Pistolx:
Fake nigerian news

why fake?

daresma93:
So prisoners dey enjoy like this so tey them dey use generator and fridge @op abeg where I fit kill person I wan enjoy small out of dat enjoyment wey dem dey flex so

Bros don't even dream of thatooo because if you tryam na very big bad market igo be for you.

delishpot:
Ha ha. I trust our naija ogas ontop. Believe you me, they have collected salary for 1 million ghost volunteers already and will be planning on how to cash in the life insurance of 2 million more. They do not need physical volunteers cos it will mean reduced egunje.

MY friend fear who no fear Nigeria.

Tallesty1:
I will reply you when I wake up.

Oh oby iye! What is this?

Lanister:


No woman no Cry. The world would be better with no women in them.

Now, women want to be shoulder high with men, forgetting there place.

What dose that suposed to mean?

Smartlife:



Nop it goes for #100 .....works on opera, Watsapp, bbm and Facebook

OK Thanks.

DjAndroid:
5 mb, 1 mb, 1/2mb. Na 2go dem dey use dis data cap do.

Sorry I no dey do 2go.

Wetin be 1MB, 2 mb. 5 mb?

One game for my phone na 488mb.

Ovokoooooo.

engrjidex:
What am i doing here self

Okay! Just to sign attendance.

No be only attendance.

100Cents:


MTN 10mb for N100 and you call it free...

Guy, you need to repent..

I have been enjoying free 10mb for the past four years now so its real.

limmo:
I dnt knw what I have done to deserve Dis from airtel but am just browsing for free 4 almost 3 weeks now. even scared to load recharge. anyone in my shoes?

enjoy na God give you.

Smartlife:
hope the airtel 160mb is working and don't exhaust fast Co's am still managing the Watsapp 50mb own.

Do you mean the 5omb is free & for watsapp alone?

@ mainheart i like that word God dey. I know one day God will fight for his people. Weather good or bad.

Strongbest:


Heylloo Sir, I will let every follower of this thread have it for just 1,500 naira. You'll find my numbers there, you can always contact me during any of your productions for any assistance.

Thanks.

pls i need a copy & your phone number.

boogelus: i sold 2 4litres cans for 600Naira each and 2 75 cl for 100naira each 50cl@ 50 naira. So i sold 10.5 litres of soap 4 N1450. I bought d 4litre cans @ N100 each while d oda ones i got free. Cheers

pls what is the toal cost of the chemicals you bought?

italo:

You forget that the one testifying is a doctor.

She knows that Jesus is the maker of even science.

Italo italo i troway salut.

strangest:

yes, I know but this is the education section and not exam or interview beside we are all learning

Blue is the opposite of Orange
Yellow is the opposite of Purple
Red is the opposite of Green
Black is the opposite of Whit

PURE

strangest: Just like black is the opposite of white, standard colors also have opposites. The result of putting opposite colors together is either a clashing or loud feeling, depending on which pair you choose. Below are the opposites for primary colors:

Blue is the opposite of Orange
Yellow is the opposite of Purple
Red is the opposite of Green
Black is the opposite of White

the question is what is the opposite of red?

I think its should be 69

Incredible.

Dubby6: I was born in d indomie generation

you sure?

Where is this country Nigeria turning to?

lilprinze: I see nothing so special about these hotels o

Onye fu eziokwu ya kwuoooo.

alexandakin: Just heard ova d radio dat baba Adebayo Faleti is hale and hearty! Thank Good God

Hmmmm.

hazyfm: wetin kill am??

Na death kill lam.

olumzzz:
IFEOMA NOT DAT OOO...REPLY MY MAIL OOO

Okoooo.

olumzzz:
IFEOMA NOT DAT OOO...REPLY MY MAIL OOO

yes sir.

olumzzz:
IFEOMA OOO...Am still waiting 4 ur reply ooo

Ok oooo let go for jamb lesson so that i well be eble to reply your question.

olumzzz:
U funny...I sent u a PM

ya i saw it.

olumzzz:
Ok na... So hw come u're Ify(Ibo) and Jemila(Muslim)?

Hahaha this question na jamb questionoooo.

olumzzz:
Aunty jemila...Haba...Na fight?

No no no fight ke.

olumzzz:
Baby abeg u know me too na

my friend back off.

Atmmachine:

Where do you knew me from ??

just bear it in mind that i know you very well.