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Celebrities / Re: Ireti Doyle Celebrates Her 56th Birthday On Set With AY, Iyabo Ojo (Video) by IgbosNIGHTMARE: 7:34pm On May 04, 2023
Hurbashola:
IRETI DOYLE CRIES OUT AS SHE MARKS BIRTHDAY IN PRISON WITH AY MAKUN & IYABO OJO ON MOVIE SET

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Ireti Doyle cries out as she marks 56th birthday on movie set with Ay Makun, Iyabo Ojo, others

It is the 56th birthday of beautiful talented screen goddess, Ireti Doyle and she can’t keep calm.

Taking to her Instagram page to share a video of her on movie set, the movie star lamented over how comedian, Ayo Makun brought her to location on her birthday.

She, however, expressed gratitude for another 365 days of being alive. She noted how God has been faithful and has done all things well for her
She's a USELESS and shameless feminist OLOSHO.
See eye like ogbanje...
They always no who they can exhibit their stupidity with.
I'm happy that her husband dumped her.
VERY USELESS WOMAN
Family / Re: My Dad Insists That My Fiancée Must Take Fertility Test Before Marriage by IgbosNIGHTMARE: 7:29pm On May 04, 2023
Rokiat:
Let’s hope once you are ready to consummate your marriage you wouldn’t invite your father over as well because what in the father and son duo is going on here?

Wetin consign you
The father must be very smart
Imagine a fõõl far away in America is thinking a Nigerian girl in her DECLINE (26) is godly...
Someone that's not a virgin...
Someone he hasn't met...
Someone he doesn't even know her bodycount!

God forbid!

Many of you here won't even wish for your brothers or sons to marry someone like you. grin grin grin
Family / Re: My Dad Insists That My Fiancée Must Take Fertility Test Before Marriage by IgbosNIGHTMARE: 7:26pm On May 04, 2023
PoliteActivist:
How e take consign your papa? Suppose you or she no want children nko? Na by force?
Or deh
Kid
Family / Re: My Dad Insists That My Fiancée Must Take Fertility Test Before Marriage by IgbosNIGHTMARE: 7:26pm On May 04, 2023
beekind:
I am a 38 year old Nigerian American citizen dating a 26 year old Nigeria girl.
I grew up in Nigeria but travelled out to the USA when I was 25 years old, I am a citizen now and doing really well for myself.
I met a beautiful and godly Nigerian girl on facebook and we have been dating for some months now we are now thinking of marriage, she is in Nigeria while I am in the USA.

Some weeks ago my dad asked me to do some tests and send to him, (He is a medical doctor), I did them, turns out to be fertility tests and all was perfect.
I just told him about my fiance and my plans to get married in some months time and he said she has to do fertility test before he can agree to the marriage.

This was very shocking for me as he insisted that it is his position, I haven't told my fiance cos I dont know how to and my fiance is scheduled to pay my parents a visit for the first time in Port Harcourt in 2 weeks time.
My fiance is from Delta but lives in Portharcout as my parents while we are from Port harcourt.

My dad has said if I cannot tell her that he will, what do you guys think ?

Honest advise please and admin kindly push to front page for wider advise.

Thanks.
It's funny how you described your so-called fiancee " godly" grin grin grin
A Nigerian girl for that matter that's already in her DECLINE (26)

IS SHE A VIRGIN?

DO YOU KNOW HER BODYCOUNT?


IF SHE'S NOT, YOU'RE ONLY DECEIVING AND FOOLING YOURSELF.
YOU'RE ALSO JUST WASTING YOUR TIME AS YOU'LL SEE HER "TRUE COLOURS" WHEN YOU GET HOOKED!
IT'S EVEN PATHETIC THAT YOU'RE 38 YEARS OLD AND YOU GO STI FIT MUMU LIKE

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Politics / Re: Army Rescues 2 More Chibok Girls With Kids, 2 Aid Workers In Borno by IgbosNIGHTMARE: 7:13pm On May 04, 2023
grin

Chibok since Jōnadaft era... Nawa o grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Difference Between Loving Someone And Actually Being In Love. by IgbosNIGHTMARE: 7:12pm On May 04, 2023
christianjoy:
yes it's true
Or can't you understand
It's actually BULLSHÌT and you and other people like this confusion are more confused or just ignorant.
There's no much difference between the two besides the fact that, being in love is like a process...
Romance / Re: Difference Between Loving Someone And Actually Being In Love. by IgbosNIGHTMARE: 7:03pm On May 04, 2023
Samantha124:
Being in love has to do with feelings, but loving someone has to do with actions.

For example, maybe you love the person simply because he or she has been nice to you, or because he or she has done some nice things for you.

But when you're in love, you do things based on your heart, you become blinded by love, you end up doing things you didn't think you could because you're in love.
@ bolded, which kain mumu and confusing definition be dis? grin

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Politics / Re: Doguwa: A man With 4 Wives & 28 Children Has The Leadership Skills To Be Speaker by IgbosNIGHTMARE: 4:28am On May 04, 2023
localbreed:


First class graduate in Islamic study
No, actually in Christian studies, imagine the nonsense grin

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Politics / Re: Doguwa: A man With 4 Wives & 28 Children Has The Leadership Skills To Be Speaker by IgbosNIGHTMARE: 4:27am On May 04, 2023
clockwisereport:


Doguwa is a first class graduate
First class graduate from a northern state university grin grin grin grin

i laugh grin grin angry
Foreign Affairs / Re: Shooting At Northside Hospital, Atlanta. 1 Dead, 4 Injured. Shooter on the run by IgbosNIGHTMARE: 4:23am On May 04, 2023
ANOTHER XTAIN TERRORIST angry angry angry angry angry angry






Bastards angry
Crime / Re: Egyptian Woman Kills Son, Cooks, Eats Parts Of His Head (Photo) by IgbosNIGHTMARE: 4:18am On May 04, 2023
God1000:
stop blaming the ex husband for her barbaric behaviour, this gender war on nairaland is sickening

She's unhinged
You dey mind that frustrated attention seeker OLOSHO cheesy
Iya weyrey
Politics / Re: Tosin Saraki Graduates With A Degree From UK University (Photos) by IgbosNIGHTMARE: 10:20pm On May 03, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
Saraki and Toyin's marriage is enviable , marry man with sense and family oriented and you'll enjoy the rest of your life. Congrats baby girl
But how girl wey no get sense want know man wey get SENSE?

Lol
M
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M
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 2nd May 2023 by IgbosNIGHTMARE: 7:48am On May 03, 2023
Antipob777:
I still has hope Chelsea will won this march or draw it.

There was still enough plenty of time.

I won't not gave up till the end.
Did you later given up? grin

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Politics / Re: Photo Of Yemi Osinbajo And Chimamanda Adichie by IgbosNIGHTMARE: 5:25am On May 03, 2023
Tntsi:
Chimamanda is one of Nigeria's few gold products making us proud.

While tinubu is using his son to embezell the common wealth of suffering citizens to purchase $11m property in UK, Chimanada is blazing the trail and giving us reasons to be proud of our nation
She's only making frustrated OSU pigs proud and not Nigerians.

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Celebrities / Re: Photos From Davido And Chioma's Wedding Surface Online by IgbosNIGHTMARE: 9:12pm On May 01, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
This boy loves Chíoma but he keeps cheating , I wonder why a man will claim to love you and still cheat on you, weird.
Chioma was a runs girl too back in the days ay Babcock.
YOU CAN NOT EXERCISE YOUR OPTIONS WHEN YOU'RE AT YOUR PEAK SEXUAL MARKET VALUE, AND EXPECT TO OWN YOUR MAN TO YOURSELF ALONE WHEN YOU'RE NOW MARRIED AND THE MAN IS STILL IN HIS PEAK. NO WAY!
SO OF YOU WILL SLEEP WITH VARIOUS MARRIED MEN AND LATER WHEN ONE IGNORANT MAGA FINALLY SETTLES FOR YOU, YOU EXPECT HIM TO BE LOYAL TO YOU grin
Is God not wonderful grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Kano New Emirates Have Come To Stay, Ganduje Replies Kwankwaso by IgbosNIGHTMARE: 9:06pm On May 01, 2023
SMARTMOTORS:
Have you wondered why there are no Emirs in Borno, Adamawa and most North East state??...well that is because Usman Dan Fodio Jihadist movement couldn't conquer there because the arrival of the colonial masters...and that is the main reason why Boko Haram and other bandits crisis are focused there, because they're still in the quest to complete what there leader started and to make sure they dip the quran into the sea like Ahmadu Bello Vowed.....#know your History.
Is it not better to dip Quran there than you people's evil old testament?
Politics / Re: Zakari & Alysa Wed: Governor Sule Attends Son's Wedding In The US by IgbosNIGHTMARE: 8:57pm On May 01, 2023
DEROX:
grin fulani marry white
Fool ani marry pink and not white!
ARE you colourblind?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russian Nuclear-Like Missile Hits Ukraine (Video) by IgbosNIGHTMARE: 8:53pm On May 01, 2023
SARSCoV2:
Even after a year, Russia is still struggling with Ukraine.

A war that was tipped to last just 2 weeks 🤣😆
Lol
You be OZUOR
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Which Of These Jobs Should He Go For? by IgbosNIGHTMARE: 7:30pm On May 01, 2023
IyaTola:

Since it's a Federal Poly, it the best because with 150k gross, having time for yourself cannot be over-emphasized
1. As a Federal lecturer, you can sell hand outs with reckless abandon (profit gotten from handouts can set up a business center, see 5 for further details).
2. Your grades are for the highest bidder especially when you set difficult questions.
3. You have opportunities for the students to do your bidding if you get my drift.
4. You can choose to come to class if you so wish.
5. Students MUST use your shop/business center for their photocopies and project work
6. Unlimited access to ladies skirts
7. Job security is guaranteed because you can falsify your age to prolong your stay in service.

Disadvantage
1. Strikes
2. Inability to send your kids (born and unborn) to private school

However, for private organization and a multinational at that, you have to be at your "A" game every time.
- Target's must be met
- Opportunity to grow in your career path
- Attending courses is a MUST
- Benefit package is rewarding


Demerits
1. Working late's nights to meet targets
2. Travelling a lot
3. Spend little or not time for family
4. No job security because you could be laid off

Conclusions:
Choose multinational over federal ploy because of strike, once you retire, to collect your pension na war
Kindly confirm if the 350k is net or gross

Modified
To those quoting me
What shameful? Why deceiving yourself or ourselves?

A case in study is ploy in commercial nerve center of Nigeria. Fashion Department from the Asst Lecturer down to the HOD they all collect bribe. It's an unwritten rule, it's either cash or kind or shall we move to Unilag, I don't want to mention the department but, you must sleep with that lecturer in your penultimate year. The man is currently a Dr and owns a school in Ikorodu, with which money if I may ask?

There's a federal Institution in the South East, the Lecturer teacher a very complusory course 4 Unit, you must make use of the wife's shop for all his photocopies or project work and the wife would stamp. His the HOD of the department today and a Dr or is it the one that was given Dr of enterprenueship from IU and used us(students) to by Morano Jeep. Leave story abeg

In other news
~Adamawa elections, someone was alleged to have collected bribe in excess of =N=2bn.

~River state a PDP politician was caught with $500,000 and a list of people to be settled (in that list we had INEC, Police etc)

~ Who are the REC in each state of the federation? Profs from University & you expect the University to be devoid of bribe grin, Use your tongue count your teeth. Who Dem catch na im be THIEF
Your stupidity is out of this world.
You think all these staff don't have their children in the same schools they lecture and work?
So, you'll know this is happening and you'll tolerate your colleagues sleeping with your children?
Lecturers sleeping with students is real but the % is very insignificant, and mostly, you can blame the wayward, dumb and lazy girls too for the act...
In conclusion, ALWAYS USE YOUR BRAIN BEFORE TYPING RUBBISH.
I PERCEIVE YOU TO BE A JOBLESS AND FRUSTRATED PERSON...
GET A LIFE
GET A JOB.

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Crime / Re: Precious Ofodile Nmelichukwu, UNIZIK Student Is Missing, Have You Seen Her? by IgbosNIGHTMARE: 7:22pm On May 01, 2023
Privatepart00:
shocked shocked shocked

Does she have any boyfriend?

Start searching from there


Weekend visitation gone wrong

Heaven bring her back if she didn’t go for hookup tour

Yes

ONLY IF SHE DIDN'T GO FOR HOOK-UP
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage To Perform At King Charles III Coronation by IgbosNIGHTMARE: 7:12pm On May 01, 2023
Jostoman:
see them the hatred don dey inside their blood just like their oga
Shut up or deh
If your mother is the WHÓRE and has a sex video with random guys, how will you handle it when you grow up and start seeing it all over the internet?
You think money can wash off that stain?

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Politics / Re: May Day: I’ll Pay Workers Living Wage — Tinubu by IgbosNIGHTMARE: 2:57pm On May 01, 2023
taylor88:
[b]A man without known siblings
A man without known parents
A man we don’t know if he’s Tinubu or Amoda
A man without known classmates
A man without a single certificate not even primary or secondary
A man who gave birth to his first daughter at the age of 10 according to their football age difference
A dollar billionaire who left office over a decade ago without any visible income
A man who’s passport and credentials says he’s from Guinea
A man that suffers gaffes and speech disorders
A man that trembles even when no one push him
A urine donor that Carries urine bag along
A cocaine sniffer
A know criminal
An adult diaper ambassador
A man that has no regard for democracy
A thief who eats from the proceeds of Ageberos he planted all around the nation

Nigerians Ntorr

I want them to swear him in so that we all can suffer the embarrassment that awaits us

Shebi he will go to international communities and make a speech let’s see the doom that awaits everyone[/
Lol
Ọr deh
See Frustration and stupidity at its peak grin
How can this one ever make it in life?

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Politics / Re: Ebonyi Journalist Suspended For Taking Picture Of Kids Eating Leftover Food by IgbosNIGHTMARE: 12:09pm On May 01, 2023
Bhella5:
Are there beggars in Ebonyi?
The most dumb are senseless question of the Millenium. I wonder how you people's brain work... SENSE DEY PAIN YOU?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Unemployment Rate In Nigeria & Around The World - World Of Statistics by IgbosNIGHTMARE: 11:57am On May 01, 2023
angry
Crime / Re: Obinoze Alexander Arrested For Allegedly Killing Flora Gold In India (Photos) by IgbosNIGHTMARE: 8:36am On May 01, 2023
angry
Travel / Re: Benin Republic Deports Many Nigerians (Video, Photos) by IgbosNIGHTMARE: 8:30am On May 01, 2023
huptin:


Your parents won't dare say such rubbish to me if they are lucky enough in their life time to set eyes on me!
Weyrey grin
You must have stopped taking your medications.
Ọdẹ àlàyé bajẹ.
Politics / Re: Abike Dabiri Signalled Radio Presenter Not To Entertain David Hundeyin Question by IgbosNIGHTMARE: 7:01am On May 01, 2023
Supremos:
Read reactions
But na my OSU bLodas dey trade cokes na.
Family / Re: Borrowing & Not Repaying: Have You Ever Encountered Such From Family Or Friends? by IgbosNIGHTMARE: 6:58am On May 01, 2023
jubrilELsudan:



LIKE SEY NO BE SUCKAWAY YOUR PAPA DO FLESH TO FLESH WITH NA HIM MAKE DEM BORN YOU
Product of public toilet grin
Public latrine cheesy
Education / Re: Kaduna Govt Evacuates Scholarship Beneficiaries In Sudan by IgbosNIGHTMARE: 10:04pm On Apr 30, 2023
angry
Travel / Re: Benin Republic Deports Many Nigerians (Video, Photos) by IgbosNIGHTMARE: 10:03pm On Apr 30, 2023
huptin:


I am older than your useless parents you can't be calling me Omo...fool
Lol
See senseless and useless rock of ages grin
You must be older than everyone on the internet grin
Oponu ọdẹ grin
Fashion / Re: What's Your Thought On Women Who Wear/put On Henna? Check These Out! (pics Ins) by IgbosNIGHTMARE: 2:31pm On Apr 30, 2023
h0pze3:
I dislike it from the bottom of my heart
Who cares
Or deh grin
Politics / Re: Sudan War: How We Negotiated $1.2m To Hire Buses — FG by IgbosNIGHTMARE: 2:26pm On Apr 30, 2023
PUSSYHOE:
Tinubu may do better than buhari but tinubu can not fight corruption.


No politician is as corrupt as tinubu
So says a PUSSYHOE grin grin grin

Your stupidity is like zee world... Extra ordinary every day!

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