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Fools

some of these my people no just get sense at all. go to their house, u will see them munching tapioka and ground. poverty has striken them to an extent it affected their brains

Let Him show us some Evidence and not just talk

yeye dey ooze!

I woke up this morning cursing LVG. Reminiscing yesterday's game. How can a coach open his eyes and play our best CF on d wings then put up a zombie in the form of rooney play as CF ? Its still baffling. Rooney do jazz for LVG say him must no bench am ? despite dishing out shyt week in week out ?

If Martial had mained the CF, walahi, we wud have had a penalty yesterday in our favour yesterday.

Rooney is a curse to the United Team and LVG is the channel through which d curse is having effect on the team.

e dey pain me gan o! Just imagine herrera playing behind martial and mata on the right wing. Since the left wing get as e be, memphis need to learn fast and step up. Rooney needs sometime on d bench, but I know say e go easy for camel to pass through the needles eye than to have rooney on d bench.

I'm still pained

airmark:
That was why he sat on bench watching the tutorial. Thats lovely.




No more coogar's batty boy, now it's martial.

I am happy with the draw. Very boring match. I would have loved to see depay doing his senseless dribbles.

Of course, you have to be happy, still doesn't change the fact that chelsea is going down the drain. Next weekend might be the relegation Mark! Olodo

Rooney has no speed, Not always Alert to some passes...infact, I don tire for am

Martial giving me orgasm

Martial's body movement though.

Genius

airmark:
As boring as your moniker. Coogar's trusted batty boy

Now my moniker is your problem ? You are loosing it boy! you need help real quick. Why follow the footstep of mourinhoe looking for something to blame.

sinizia:
I'm just afraid Mata might not track back continously to help out Val. Darmain and Val would have been a better option.

Now you have a point there. But I know, they ain't ghost

dopeJemi:
If Depay playing will ensure chelshit Europa league qualification, i'll personally see to it that he plays all our games till the season ends

Depay not playing seems to be their problem. Looks to me like they are in love with him. The girlfriend they wish they had. Relegation Team!!!

sinizia:
Bad lineup. Darmian and Val should have started to cage Sterling on that wing. Rooney benched and Memphis start on the wings so Martial can move to CF. My confidence is very low on this one.

Still a decent lineup if you ask me. The only odd one out is Rooney. Though it wud have been nice to see Darmian man the back to cage Sterling, but we have guys that can still do that. Sterling isn't all that strong, he's only super fast and I trust valencia to match dat speed with some senses. ipray

airmark:
Yes he appeared too much last season, he can disappear as long as he wants. He is forgiven. LVG is still benching memphis and blind in today's match, i need explanation from coogar or you wanna help your boss out?

Boring......Look for a new line of argument.

Heaven should please dash Van Gaal tactical sense today. I pray he doesn't goof in his line ups cos believe me, that would determine if we will scale through with a win or not. Rooney! Hmmmmmm.....make I keep kwaiet.

"EMER" or "EMBER" What's wrong with all this banner designers sef.....

Mourinholic:
I swear that was my exact reaction...... I just dy stare at TV and didn't even know when light went off.....
In my broken head I was watching the game on an empty screen

Good.....Hope we won't be seeing you in the United Thread anytime soon. Just take sometime out and heal....pele!

DJ, No Dull me....Hit me the music mbok

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chrisley024:
But, how is that not a goal for chelshit Don't understand the goal-line tech.

Anyway, none of my business. We party today.

Trust mourinho to blame the Goal Line Technology tomorrow or today sef. He always finds someone or something to blame


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Who dey do Chelsea this kind thing ? eyaaaaaaaaaaa.

Party at Chelsea's Fan Thread....Order your Agbada and Dancing Shoes

Matic be loading 2 MTN recharge Cards just to win 1 Airtel Recharge Card.............what a dunce

fratermathy:
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you for tag the whole Nigeria na......nice thread anyway

Dynamitechick:
From a woman he came from a woman he left.....


Karma wears studded heels....Rip to the dead

Your dp though....

Over trust is worrying Gazzuzz.

I'm surprised he even has time to help u buy and ship your engine. Gazzuzz wey be say if u find am go him workshop, and u met him busy doing something, he won't even attend to you, rather he will have one of his boys do the D'Banj and Don Jazzy talk for me thing.

I've deal with him before. He is 101% reliable.

Drunkards are turning to Jesus....

Halleluyah!!!

coogar:
there's a clause in rooney's contract that says he must play. we cannot move him out as no sane manager in the world would pay his staggering wages of £300k/week. this is why everyone of us should wake up every morning and curse david moyes till we bite our gums.

Ridiculous Amount for a shitty player. The management need to revise that yeye clause

Awon Olosho packaging as Local Actress...........lol

coogar:
that will come with time.
he's improved massively. last night, LVG even said he's looking at making him the next united captain.

Anything to take the captainship from Rooney is welcome. He can give it to bench warmers for all I care. Rooney has got to sit his asss down on d bench and learn new tricks if he wants continue playing to MUFC or ship out to MLS for pension. Rooney's giving other players a tough time to play with the team.

Nihilist is an Arsehole. He likes to instigate e-fights.

But sometimes, he is a necessary evil we all have to live with I still like him small. No Homo.

Quote me Anywhere

Mystic1:
And its painful you have brought Politics into the wise words of Mazi. He is plainly not talking about picking a Five-A-Side team that you commune with. Contrary to the point Mazi is making, you are insinuating that others apart from the once you mentioned don't have anything important to say and ain't worth your mention. In the fare world that Mazi is talking of, there shouldn't be newer posters and older posters just as you've said. Because we came in 2014, we ain't qualified to engage in discuss with people who has been here since 2005 innit? Or maybe the newer dudes should just stay quiet and get trampled upon by the older dudes because the newer dudes when they speak are only tring hard to make a name for themself.
Wisdom they say is rare. You just ruined Mazi's words with your myopic reasoning. You should have remained silent and pretend you were still banned. Good night sir.

I love this dude. No Homo! Blunt and Straight Outta Compton

Nihilist needs New NLanders to come pay homage to him before they utter a word. Maybe he thinks here is the Animal Farm he once read about. Some are superior than others. Iffa hear. Its a faceless forum, everyone is entitled to say whatever he wants and at anytime. Its not by force you shud reply that person on mention him

But you Nihilist, you promote e-fights too. Don't be a hypocrite. we know you. You instigate fights as much as everyone here.

peace!

AdeLaNa1:
U mean even if we restore Kölade354 to factory setting, he'll still be Stüpid?? Damn!!

Amaechi Has been cleared....

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