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chic2pimp: SENT

pDude: I tell you

Those boys didn't stand a chance. Wrong location, wrong timing. Too sad

Goldieluks: Very possible indeed. Because he was no where to be found.

playah P: Finally!! Here is the copy and paste of the full story I got from d police (forwarded it to a friend and he forwarded it to me)!

I thank one and all for our patience and forbearance at this very trying period in the history of our organisation.

Our hearts are still very heavy from the sad events of yesterday morning that have rocked the foundation of our organisation and challenged everything we stand for.

Finally, we are beginning to get a true account of events as they transpired and the following has been compiled as the true and accurate account of the Black Friday

We are reliably informed by eye witnesses that a group of Sons intending to unseat the Don went to his residence under the guise that they wanted to bring in some members and that the wanted him to preside over the occasion.

The Don, who was made don 2 weeks ago got suspicious of their intentions and did not sleep at home but stayed a a friend's place.

On arrival at his premises, someone at the house informed the boys that the Don was not there but that he could be summoned, that the ys should wait outside while they went to get the Don.

The boys went to wait outside and stood on the street corner. It was at that point the villagers pounced on them and detained them because the were strangers in a community with a recent history of armed robberies.

We can positively confirm that the boys were not armed with guns as has been widely alleged, they had a few small knives which they threw into the bushes as soon as the vigilantes arrived. They were totally unarmed when they were accosted and they did not put a fight. They were defenceless, vulnerable and completely at the mercy of the baying mob.

They duly identified themselves as students of Uniport and it is further alleged that following exhaustive beating one of the boys mentioned what they were there to do and that an friend who was a member of the community could vouch for them...... To be continued!!

mba emeka: when Arsenal play West Ham. I think.

meritdee: 9-5+5x0+3 =......?

ignis: Less the air in the tyres

f i o: ok, u got me there.....but not so fast fella. TRY THIS: An omnipotent creature such that it can make any stone, if it is capable of making a stone that it cannot lift, then it is not onmipotent and if he cannot then he is not omnipotent. Explain this omnipotence paradox

f i o: Guys, solve this paradox: what happens when an irresistible force meet an immovable body?

f i o: please pick up ur pen and note book and follow me: (1)if u boil 1 egg for 25mins how long will it take u to boil 3? Is it 75mins or 25mins? Just very simple u got it all mixed up at the "service" thing. U're sevicing the engines all together not one-by-one.

babs01: What of this one, you are on duty nd you had a dream that your boss had an acident how wil you relate your dream to him

Kslib: In a race involving 4 people namely:usain bolt,yohan blake,tyson gay,and one guy..yohan blake came second,tyson gay came third and a guy whose name is withheld came first..
1.. What is the name of the person who came first..
2..what is the name of the guy who came last...

dlex21: In a Marathon race of seven contestants,
EJIRO came in ahead of BORIS.
BOB emerged second,
EJIRO finished after SHOLA,
MARYAM beat SHOLA but finished after BOB.
Where did EJIRO finish?

dlex21: In a Marathon race of seven contestants,
EJIRO came in ahead of BORIS.
BOB emerged second,
EJIRO finished after SHOLA,
MARYAM beat SHOLA but finished after BOB.
Where did EJIRO finish?