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Oya make I settle this matter:

Atiku, no step down for anybody.
Buhari, na you be the confirm candidate.
Kwankwaso, sei ka yi!
Rochas, abeg no gree
Tambuwal, na you dey vibrant pass

Somebody go die there!

Still looking for my Shaakasi on that list. Someone get me my glasses!

It all depends on the individual teacher; nothing to do with gender.

obekah:
. Rubbish !!!.... Seems you don't know your right !!! You post rubbish , thinking you are helping issues!! I do not know how old you are sha.... Buh I think as a gallant youth ,we should be campaigning to the appropriate authourities to come to our aide through awareness campaign... SSS , NPF , e'tals should mounted @ these stratigic location..

Come to think of it .... How do expect me to protect myself To buy a pistol for myself I guess,, or carry sword everywhere I go abi

Lousy state !!! Lousy youth !!! I expected more funny post ... C'mon u r smarter than this bruh.

Your argument is rubbish, your grammar even more dangerous than those bus-stops the OP mentioned.

Jay Jay Okocha and Kanu. Footballing success is multi-dimentional; it doesnt end with laurels and hw much one earns. Individual contribution and followership are also factors. JJ and Kanu were the reasons no Nigerian missed a Bolton or Arsenal game. Now that's followership

Wonderlands:
with him goat face

And you have a father or grand father?

Wetin dey sweet me na the timing of the goal.

Football!! Di Maria!!

Da Gae!!!!

A bottle of Orijin to Shaw for that tackle

Di Maria go kill person

Good one Raphael, hold him

Man U repping

Here's a 500KVA transformer. Haters should do the needful!

That doesn't sound smart to me, and I'm sure nothing of the sort is in the offing. But I wish it happens because it will further widen our winning margin #TeamGEJ2015.

Rikidony:
WHO THE FV.CK IS OREZI
AM SCHOOLING IN SPAIN

where the f*ck is Spain?

Pls may i ask, is it fixed asset or current asset? I see neither!

CAMNEWTON4PRES:
mdr

prc

Another one they use indiscriminately is 'as in...'
Examples:
As in my name is Ebony
As in the guy toast me, and i'm like...

sweettease:
goat hair hehehehhehhe... And some people will think they are lucky when they get them cheap




all of you screaming go with your natural hair, blah blah blah.... I bet you won't be able to maintain natural hair if you were to be a lady. See you criticising when you have no idea what it's like.

If you cant maintain your natural hair then you visit your local barber.

So RiRi will now be singing in yoruba?

Nagging is as lèthal as cheating. I'm talking about the kind of nagging that will make the spouse at the receiving end not want to come home. Pray to have neither.

Nagging is as lèthal as cheating. Pray to have neither.

The fellow behind you that is so desperate to see how much you have just withdrawn.

I don't understand why I have to wait till the end of the meal before I can have my meat, abi na trophy wey dem dey win after marathon?

That is why I prefer fish instead; you can always pinch-as-you-go.

At what point in time will Nairaland deem it appropriate to appreciate members who have been loyal all these years through meaningful contributions and content development? Linda Ikeji has made it a tradition to dole out large sums monthly to up to ten lucky persons as a way of appreciation. When will Nairaland live up to its social responsibility?

My able president goes where he chooses, and there's nothing anybody can do about it.

A very interesting and insightful piece. Wish all my ladies will swallow this hook, line and sinker.

I hope Mourinho doesn't end up congratulating everybody today including John Terry

iceberylin: Calm Down, Am calling Shekau to Confirm this News

This guy is always on phone. Abi you dey sell recharge card?

Poor woman. Can imagine what she had been through