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What would you say to him?

Seun, I appreciate the innovations that this platform has been through overtime. However, you may also consider the incorporation of "DISLIKE" option. This will go a long way in curbing harsh and unfriendly exchanges between posters with opposing views. Where necessary, instead of quoting and lampooning a previous post, one could just simply click the "DISLIKE" icon. For your consideration.

OP, abeg na for Calabar abi Imo this thing happen?

I played quite a lot of pranks.

...what do you think?

Nebuchadnezzar!!! Make your neighbour go collect refund with interest for the dowry wey im pay, because nor be wife im marry. Chai, this thing is paining me.

The n'aked men here are members of a "One Chance" gang whose luck ran out as members of the public apprehended them today around NICON junction, Maitama Abuja, after robbing a male victim of N60,000. It took the intervention of the Police to rescue the suspects from the mob who wanted to set them ablaze. If it were not for the policemen, these men would have died. Even in the presence of the police, the mob still wanted to kill them.

lain: Isreal the most aggressive country on planet earth, they want to rule the middle east. Iraq has been conquered, afghanistan partially, now its syria even if syria falls (which may not happen) iran would not and for iran to fall, the despotic kingdoms of bharain, s.arabia,qatar etc wuld all fall infact the whole of m.east wuld shake. If isreal thinks it can defeat iran then they are in dreamland

Ask Egypt if their lives have been the same since they dared and lost to Israel. Israel has the right to defend itself against external aggression.

Nickydrake: On the 6th of January, 1995 I attended a wedding reception somewhere in Akwa Ibom state. The bride's sister served me drinks until i passed out. By the time I came to, I found that we were happily married with three kids.

I am now a teetotaller.

funny.

I don't know why he had to wait till he is sacked (in the name of mutual consent), the same phrase they used when he left Chelsea

The Only One, sacked?

Try to learn a new English word daily, to build your vocabulary.

Do not use any word or expression just because other people used it (especially non-native speakers of English). Use your dictionary.

Listen to good radio/TV stations such as BBC. I never miss any edition of HardTalk usually presented by Stephen Sackur.

jackbauersballs: Dude I can now see you need the OP's advice.

I'm sure you wrote JAMB this year.

lol

Olodo Rabata.

You carry on like you know everything. Failure to italicize your coinage is a deficiency in itself. Failure to use a comma after "Dude" is a deficiency. We all have our deficiencies. This much we must admit, so we can learn.

jackbauersballs: I can now see why you have been ptyalizing BS all over the thread.

Like I said earlier, English language is not your only deficiency...please go get an MRI done on your brain.

The lady doth protest too much, methinks is quote from Hamlet - A play written by a certain William Shakespeare...someone you've clearly never heard of.

Olodo.

That too is a quote from which of Soyinka's books?

jackbauersballs: Lol you really are a classic dunce.

How is anyone who can read this 'deficient' in the language?

Me thinks English is not the only area in which you are deficient...

Now, that's one of many deficiencies of yours!

jackbauersballs: Alright Prof Emeritus.

We both agree that the target audience is people who are deficient in English.

This is an epistle advising people to learn one word at a time- and you think the intended audience will be able to comprehend the essay up there?

Over-Sabi and Under-Thinking dey worry you sef.

Olodo

If you are able to read it, then any other person deficient in the language also can.

jackbauersballs: And how is somebody who doesn't understand English supposed to read this epistle?

Over-Sabi and Under-Thinking dey worry this OP

The thread is about IMPROVING your English, not for people who DON'T UNDERSTAND it at all (like you). So please let the OP be.

Geomac: I Am Yet To See A Suitable Successor - Gov Peter Obi

Anambra State Governor Peter Obi on Monday said he was searching for the right person to succeed him in 2014.

The governor said this when a group of religious leaders visited him at his lodge in Amawbia and urged him not to let the people alone decide who his successor would be.

He said though he was yet to find anyone a suitable successor, the people of Anambra State needed to be vigilant to ensure that a man of character and integrity becomes the next governor of the state.

He said he would continue to pray to God to give the state somebody better than himself and not a person without character, who might jeopardise the future of the state.

“He must not be a professional politician that sees politics not as a vocation to advance the progress of civilisation, but an avenue to steal the people’s money,” he said.

He said the person to come after him should be humble enough to realise that everybody is a human being that is entitled to respect as the image of God.

The leader and the President of the group, Rev. Innocent Obumneme, said they had come to the governor to express concern over the quality of the people aspiring to be governor.

He said some of the aspirant were merely thinking that running for public office had to do with the amount of money they had.

Obumneme urged the governor not to leave the choice of his successor to the people alone.

“You have a part to play and that posterity would not forgive you if after eight years, you allow a “fool” to take over the state because of his ability to buy everybody,” he said


http://www.punchng.com/news/im-still-searching-for-a-successor-obi/

If you could read between the lines, you'd realise that Obi is tactfully re-iterating that it is the people of Anambra that will choose for themselves, not him.

Thank God she landed on her padded butt. To still locate her comic part at this 'woozy' time, shows she's a strong character. Be good baby.

Please, who has an idea when The Polytechnic Ilaro will be conducting the next Post-UTME examination? Your response will be appreciated.

The other time, Dino told us that an attempt was made on his life by gunmen, shortly afterwards the police issued a statement to the effect that nothing of the sort happened. Is Dino not supposed to be behind bars for making up wicked stories and unnecessarily overheating the polity?

I stumbled on this stuff while gliding in the cyberspace. For a moment, I wondered if things such as this one naturally exists or is it a figment of someone's imagination, or simply a work of art?

Ain't nothing supernatural about this. Somebody should wake up!

spikes C: with that ur monkey teeth and small okro breast
I can imagine

O boy you wicked o, you make me go check the babe profile pix.

kulyie: @ op the last time i checked,the woman still remains the c.e.o and owner of her b,reasts and she can do whatever she likes with it (especially when she is not married,formerly married or a single mom) she can choose to display it like cossy or cover it like the 7th day adventists or deeper life. That is her cup of tea.there is nobody that will sue her to court for that moreover this is a secular society and not some arab nation and wear your freedom ends is where another's own start.the favour you can do to yourself is MIND YOUR BUISNESS,Thank you!

In the same vein, am also the C.E.O of my eyes and can search the whole corners of the world without any fear or favour.

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Donalð Genes: Can our ladies stop confusing us on the road with their silly boobs exposure for crying out loud? It's getting out control these days in port Harcourt, Gosh!!am sick and tired of ogling all manners of bobby all in the name of looking sexy later when we look ,they stupidly ask us 'what are we starring at? like what the Bleep is that suppose to mean


Imagine a girl on 93.7 fm on a phone in night programme tonight that she usually caught some guys starring but at one point she vex slap a guy once "cos he was so really starring at her boobs..................


" And another girl phone in and said 'are we men mad to stare at "em boobs? saying is it their fault to look attractive?


...........Rubbish talks...anyway make I no just vex this night.

My brother bone oo, if you talk much now some nairalanders go tell you to mind your business. Devil punish any girl wey go slap me unto say i dey do appraisal of her 'bwest'. I go give her permanent disability.

ndobobo: ps how do u post post a quote with the light green background....jjc thanks in advance

Click on "quote" beneath the post, then type yours.

Nobody has got it all. If your education is your forte, there's someone out there who is hunting for you irrespective of your looks. But frankly speaking, most men would prefer a melange of both qualities.

Your face dey ok but e no reach to conclude say you fine. Post full pictures of yourself clearly showing your back and front.