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Who be that MOD wey dey quarantine pipol comments?

3cycle: As a lady, sometimes I come across great post by a guy and I fall in love immediately. Most times I try to ignore the poster but I do Remember The username so I summon the courage to follow him and see if I can strike an online conversation before I send a pm but I never succeed.

Just yesterday a young tall guy on Nairaland from Enugu state gave me an all time blow when it was obvious I was trying to woo him, he started with iyanga and walah he ignored me completelyonly for somebody to call me names for making my intention known.
To make matters worst his response was "I don hang boot since last year"
Who says that to a lady bikonu

Do we really have gentlemen on Nairaland?
Can a guy reply pm's of a girl with an open mind?
What are the chances of starting an e romance if a lady were to be the innitiator?
Seun is it possible for us to chat with a nairalander without a third party involved?

A whole lot of innovations are possible on this forum that can make it more fun, but I don't know why oga Seun has decided to remain conservative.

freegaza: Lies...all Nigerian soldiers in Maiduguri they all ran away am currently in Maiduguri

Please post pictures of our soldiers running away, and also tell me why BH have not killed you?

Our men need encouragement not bashing. I'm proud of you guys.

Sincere9gerian: So many ungrateful elements in this country. In sane societies, people like Ihejirika are celebrated. But not so in countries whose citizens pull in different directions like Nigeria.

How can we succeed at anything when there is no unity of purpose?

Meanwhile, now we know that efforts to procure more modern military hardware at the early stage of this war on Boko Haram was frustrated by Boko Haram sympathisers in govt. In the last 3 to 4 years, key security positions like minister of defense, national security adviser, etc have been in the hands of core northerners. What has been the contribution of these key security chiefs to the war against Boko Haram?

You just spoke my mind, bro. Your brain dey function well.

Mehn! Julius Agwu's bow-tie is as big as a billboard

Go Man-U, beat them black and blue, and let ur haters mourn.

President GEJ... giving his haters heart attack since 1999

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Ekken: If INEC like they should create 1m polling unit, all we need one on one awareness
CHANGE MUST HAPPENED AT ABUJA COME 2015 BY GOD'S GRACE, GEJ MUST GO BACK TO HIS VILLAGE...
make he go complete his project for akwa ibom...

The change starts from here!

Eyop: So the opposite is acting on you bro,meaning that you'll never forget Ndifreke

Never!

Eyop: And do you know the meaning of @ the bolded?

I'll never forget...or something like that

The reason I don't joke with Ndifreke.

I have learnt from this forum that GEJ has a CROWD of haters, but fortunately those who support him are MULTITUDE! I belong to the multitude.

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omenka: Yours is like generational stewpidity shining like the morning sun breaking through thick clouds!!

My property goes missing. Someone tells me they know where my property is. It is logical for me to assume that that person took it in the first place.

Maybe when you eventually gain admission and attend GST108 classes, you would understand!

This your logic is so ILLOGICAL.

Tips that would help:

1. Listen to EPL commentaries
2. Listen to BBC (particularly HARDtalk by Steven Sackur)
3. Always make your Oxford Dictionary handy
4. Read any literature by English authors
5. Don't be afraid to speak

By the way, speaking Pidgin English does not reduce your personality as long as you are conscious of your audience and context.

MadCow1: 1. Read alot of Best Seller Novels.

2. Stop watching Nigerian Movies. #StopIt!

3. Watch more American Movies, preferably British movies (cos the Americans speak horrible english especially the Blacks).

4. Stop writing in short texts.. E.g: hw r u? It affects your spelling ability.

The bolded may not be fair to Nollywood as there are actors who speak almost impeccable English. Take Zack Orji, Oju Jacobs etc. Granted most of other actors may not boast of this, I think it's preposterous to dismiss the entirety of Nollywood.

Why doesn't Ebola kill infected monkeys and bats, only humans?

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I hate the mentality that whenever a guy calls on a girls attention, he wants to yarn nonsense. The other day I was walking behind a lady when some money dropped off her, and I was like "excuse me young lady" but she consciously decided not to turn until I said: "see, your money don fall o". That was when she rushed to pick up the money but unfortunately, a street urchin beat her to it.

Wonder how he manages to put out these tweets with those tiny fingers.

Will the reporter be impeached if he/she shows picture evidence?

NgeneUkwenu: useless dimwit of a president! Hungry fisherman!

The Federal Ministry of Health warns that HATERS are liable to die young!

NgeneUkwenu: Why the news now? some are going to die of hypertension today

Jonathan, Forget about Rivers, Edo, Osun and Kano, look for other states to destabilize!

Amaechi, Chime and Tinubu are my eternal mentors! Haterz go and die! I have never met any of them officially but can defend them with any available resources I can lay my hands on

The rate you are going, I pray you don't die of heart attack because there are many more things to come that would definitely unsettle you.

zenzey: Why are people so elated as if the Chibok Girls have been found. I'm so sure that most of you hailing this are still struggling to meet survive and you are praising the corrupt politicians who have continue to pauperize you while they and their families are growing fat. Think! think!! think!!!

Think what? That a corrupt and inept Governor was impeached?

Enjoy your holidays, Nyako.

It is understandable if one is left-handed; it is not their making. I think it's okay if a left-handed person chooses to use their left hand to eat or do any other thing not involving the second party. I once had an arrogant boss who would practically fling documents at me with his left hand (he is not naturally left-handed). One day I summoned courage to receive with my left hand too. I almost got a query for that. But I made sure I put my message across - give with left, I receive with left; give with right, I receive with right. After all what is good for Bulus is also good for Bala.

maasoap: The earlier the better most especially with this frivolous projects that have been smuggled into this budget. In addition, some people need to cover their tracks. Otherwise, how do you explain this sudden pre-retirement leave gesture? When there is still $12 billion unaccounted for?

Recall that Sanusi was in a hurry to allege that $49.8b was unaccounted for, and alot of people called for the head of GEJ. After reconciliation the figure has dropped to about $12b, yet Sanusi didn't deem it fit to apologise to Nigerians for misinforming us in the first place or resigning. I won't be surprised at the result of further reconciliation.

maasoap: The earlier the better most especially with this frivolous projects that have been smuggled into this budget. In addition, some people need to cover their tracks. Otherwise, how do you explain this sudden pre-retirement leave gesture? When there is still $12 billion unaccounted for?

Recall that Sanusi was in a hurry to allege that $49.8b was unaccounted for, suddenly the figure dropped to about $12b. It wouldn't surprise me if the figure is later reconciled!