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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Pls Link Me With An Old Friend Ifoma Okonkwo by Ijiji1(m): 10:54pm On Jul 09, 2008
I swear that girl owe me $5000. Last year when I visited Naija, her and her useless husband approached me for the money to pay for them visa and traveling expenses. Visa them no get my money I no see again. Dual core if you help me get this money back, I promise you $20. Times are hard my brother.
Travel / Re: Who's Scared Of Going To Naija? by Ijiji1(m): 10:49pm On Jul 09, 2008
akinalabi:

Don't worry, you will not be kidnapped. grin

At least, me I've not been kidnapped yet. cheesy grin


See your life, who wan kidnap you sef. Money you no get, abeg to sit down grin tongue
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Pls Link Me With An Old Friend Ifoma Okonkwo by Ijiji1(m): 10:45pm On Jul 09, 2008
The whole of NL must hear this. Ify go sleep for now but I promise you I 'll get my money back if it's the last thing I do.


@ Duel core.

Comot here. woman wrapper like you you dey fear woman. angry if you help me get my money I promise you small commission.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Pls Link Me With An Old Friend Ifoma Okonkwo by Ijiji1(m): 10:33pm On Jul 09, 2008
Abeg dual core help me get my money from this girl, I've tried everything possible. Even my mother went to meet Ifeoma them family to beg them to pay me back. And the worst thing be say I hear her and are husband are building house for village and the can't pay me back my ordinary money.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Pls Link Me With An Old Friend Ifoma Okonkwo by Ijiji1(m): 10:26pm On Jul 09, 2008
only mango tree you think you can out smart me again. You this girl you think say you get sense pass me, make I catch you first. I should have never trusted you.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Pls Link Me With An Old Friend Ifoma Okonkwo by Ijiji1(m): 10:18pm On Jul 09, 2008
legsy:

please link me with an old friend her name is IFOMA OKONKWO we both went to the same secondary shcool ST.LUKES GRAMMAR SCHOOLMY NUBER IS 08027108320



Is that you Ifeoma ? I've been looking for you over five years now. By the way, where is my money you borrowed. angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
Family / Re: Renouncing Your Nigerian Citizenship by Ijiji1(m): 4:11am On Jul 09, 2008
Queenisha:

You are a big disgrace.
some of us proudly carry our Nigerian and American passports and have done so for years. cool
You think renouncing your fatherland for a British passport (of all things) and talking ill of Nigerian citizenship makes you better than Nigerians shocked shocked
It only makes you an insecure human being.
were you raised with no self worth?
They don't even call you a citizen over there, they tell you you have "stay"
How pathetic
Even dogs have a stay in their owners residence
and you're here opening your brown teeth grin

Accept my sincere sympathy!




Oh my God shocked shocked shocked you hit below the belt, anyways he deserved it. I'm sure the bobo just got his citizenship yesterday and his just trying to brag like say we never see American or UK citizenship before.
Family / Re: Renouncing Your Nigerian Citizenship by Ijiji1(m): 2:13am On Jul 09, 2008
And your point is ? should I be jumping up for Joy you renouncing your Nigerian Citizenship. If you feel Nigerian is such a horrible place, what are you doing to make it better. Talk is very cheap my friend.
Politics / Re: Even Juju Doesn't Work In Nigeria Anymore by Ijiji1(m): 12:31am On Jul 09, 2008
RichyBlacK:

[size=18pt]Juju remains the longest running "419" in the whole of Black Africa and beyond!

There is absolutely zero power in juju.
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Are you calling my personal "chi" 419 ? Don't forgot that's all we had before the white man came to igboland with his organized religion and stole from us our resources and dignity.
Romance / Re: How Can I Love My Girl Friend by Ijiji1(m): 12:15am On Jul 03, 2008
lonelypal:

My i.d is irrelevant to this discussion, u should ignore it bro same way we ignore your I.d and i.ds like MIGHTYDICK, MESMERISE, SISIKILLS, MICHELIN etc grin


You absolutely right. Make I comot from this thread so the poster can continue with him work.
Romance / Re: What Do Women Really Want? by Ijiji1(m): 12:10am On Jul 03, 2008
jek_kad:

yeah its an individual thing,but let me ask u,will u divorce your wife or leave your wife for your mother?i mean as in if she and your mother later in life don't get along at all,will u really leave your wife for your mother(nay im not saying you're going to sleep wt your mum don't get me wrong) but will u rather leave your wife(that is if your mother asked u to send her away) and please  your mum,that is if she say that she does not like your wife


You right it's an individual thing, but my brother just remember women can always come and go but you will always have one mother. If I was married and my mother thinks my wife is no good for me, I'm not going to just send my wife packing.
Romance / Re: Will You Touch Him/her With A 10 Ft Pole? by Ijiji1(m): 12:05am On Jul 03, 2008
@ Riskie,

Cute pic you have on your profile, you take style fine sha. King Kong no be persin pikin ? why you dey ask that kind question.
Romance / Re: What Do Women Really Want? by Ijiji1(m): 11:59pm On Jul 02, 2008
jek_kad:

a mother is very important no doubt but u have to understand that a mans immediate partner comes first
 


Comes first before our moms shocked shocked shocked I'm sorry but my mom comes first before anyone in this sinful world.
Romance / Re: What Do Women Really Want? by Ijiji1(m): 11:53pm On Jul 02, 2008
Esss:

Thats not true. Whats romance??

Flowers.
A trip to Paris
Breakfast in bed at the finest hotel in New York
Sun bathing in hawaii
A porshe with her name on the license plates from Italy
Dinner at al-bujarab in in Dubai
All expense paid shopping spree in Milan
Holiday in Spain
24 karat Gold necklace for your birthday
Massage in Singapore
Custom designed cloths by the world finest designers (from Marc Jacobs to Versace to Donna Karen New York)
Tour of a Games reserve in South Africa
Dinner on a 20ft yatch with Enrique Iglesias playing soem sweet tunes just for you.
Concert tickets to your favorite band
A lovely evening at the Marriotts with champain, rose petals, Ice cream and lots of sex.

Tell which woman would have all this and not love me.

Damn I need money

Jeez I need money.



If you can do all this for a girl you love, what will you do for your mom who brought you to this world. embarassed
Romance / Re: How Can I Love My Girl Friend by Ijiji1(m): 11:47pm On Jul 02, 2008
lonelypal:

what in heaven's name will make me do that? Dnt tell me thats what u do grin,

Oops! shocked should have known your GAY!


I'm not the one with lonelpal as a user name. Anyways I'm not going to get all mad if you call me gay, I'm not gay and I have very good friends in my class that are gay we'll hang out. I have noting against anyone sexuality.
Romance / Re: How Can I Love My Girl Friend by Ijiji1(m): 11:31pm On Jul 02, 2008
@ lonelypal



Abeg no vex but with a name like that, are you sure you not the one storing the bobo's number ?
Romance / Re: Will You Touch Him/her With A 10 Ft Pole? by Ijiji1(m): 11:26pm On Jul 02, 2008
He maybe just a metro-sexual, so many guys are like that these days. Not me I'm a freaking pig with nasty finger nails and I love drinking beer and fart in public. grin
Romance / Re: How Can I Love My Girl Friend by Ijiji1(m): 11:22pm On Jul 02, 2008
@ poster


post another picture than the one way you put for your profile, that one look like say you be armed rubber.
Romance / Re: How Can I Love My Girl Friend by Ijiji1(m): 11:12pm On Jul 02, 2008
You've come to the right place, there are tones of fine girls on NL waiting and praying to hook up with you. Post a very resent picture of you and I can guarantee you your phone will be ringing of the hook.
Politics / Re: Kano Youths Inhale Gutter Odour To Get High. by Ijiji1(m): 2:25am On Jul 01, 2008
Why are you'll hating on my Hausa brothers
Culture / Re: Ibo Traditional Wedding by Ijiji1(m): 11:32pm On Jun 30, 2008
romeo:

Why not wait until you are ready to marry your bride and stop creating useless threads about igbo people on behalf of your friend wink

People no get work!!


My brother see me see trouble oh!!
Politics / Re: What A Shame Southern Nigerians by Ijiji1(m): 11:26pm On Jun 30, 2008
boyscout:

@Ijiji1.
I think yuo need to understand that the south comprises of South-South,South West and South East While the north has the North Central(Middle Belt),North East and North West


hmm!! let me get this right, it's now south-south, south- west and south- east. where were all these brothers of the south- east when the north central, north whatever invaded my homeland and killed thousands of  innocent women and children for nothing.
Politics / Re: What A Shame Southern Nigerians by Ijiji1(m): 8:52pm On Jun 27, 2008
I love it when the southerners and northerners fight over political posts and we easterners sit on the side lines and watch you guys go at it. grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Why Is The Eastern Region The Only Region Without An Airport? by Ijiji1(m): 5:40pm On Jun 27, 2008
*Another stupid thread*
Culture / Re: Ibo Traditional Wedding by Ijiji1(m): 5:31pm On Jun 27, 2008
@ Poster,


Why are you not comfortable with the norms and traditions offered there by the woman's people, are you not a Nigerian ? don't you have culture and traditions from where you from.
Family / Re: Guys, Who Comes First Your Mum Or Your Wife? by Ijiji1(m): 11:19pm On Jun 24, 2008
A wife or husband can always be replaced, but a Mom can never be bought or replaced
Culture / Re: What Makes Igbo's Different And Proud From The Rest Of Nigerians by Ijiji1(m): 7:59am On Jun 24, 2008
We are just very hard working dedicated people. At the end of the day if we  proud of our achievements then I don't see anything wrong with that. Do you know after the war our people were left with nothing, but look at us today.

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Celebrities / Re: Francis Duru Pic With A Actress In Gambia Is She Beatiful. by Ijiji1(m): 3:24am On Jun 24, 2008
stillwater:

She's pretty and has nice clavicles cheesy


Watin concern me with clavicles the girl no get big breast like my Nigerian sisters. So I can only give her a 5 for effort
Music/Radio / Re: Tribute To Igbo Music Past And Present. by Ijiji1(m): 1:33am On Jun 24, 2008
I hear you my brother, and that's why we should never forget where we came from and always cherish our Igbo culture. That's why I've promised myself if I'm ever blessed with a child, that child would spend time back home to learn our culture.

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