₦airaland Forum

Mamaafrik1:
The south need to start MASSIVE cattle grazing (in ranches) and soley in the hand of the native,this is the only way to push the fulanis away from the south without firing a shot.

The leaders of this useless country are the curse. The northerners would start killing the south sanctioned by the government so that the usless north would have a relevance

iLegendd:
We don't want Fulani people in Rivers. Those people annoy me. Buhari is the reason I don't like them after Yaradua made me go like them.

You can say that again ...i believe this story is false. They want to legitimize their Future attacks on the community

Tunjibalogun:
I mean families are being separated daily due to economic migration from Nigeria to overseas because the country isn't working.

They're many lonely wives separated from their husbands who work abroad

Brothers are separated from their brothers and sisters because they've gone to seek for greener pastures

Some parents haven't seen their children for years because they've gone for greener pastures


You don't see Americans, British or Dutch people separating from their families just to work in Africa.


Why is everything the opposite for Africans.

Funny a thing the black Africans count it as an achievement to migrate to a white man's country and abandoning his own root to rot away.

Was the black man created on a sunny day?

Help me solve this puzzle

Being around black people is a curse..simple

Smithkafors:
This is a leader who interacts with people directly. When you see him onboard commercial flights, he doesn't hesitate to tell you his plans even he has not met you before.

Some deluded people are busy campaigning for someone who only meets touts and corrupt politicians. To top it all, the only way they sell their candidate is through tribalism.

Nigeria will be great again!
No room for sick corrupt illiterates.

I've been laughing since....when was this nigger-area ever great? When?

How did i become a black man...God i have bleeped up

How did i make the biggest mistake of my life by becoming a black man...how!!!!!!!

Wow that's long...Sha hide it from Nigerian women

With the rising cost of getting by even a new born would die of heart Attack in this country

Rozross:
Is cooking not part of what makes a woman virtuous?

How does cooking make a woman virtues...is that one of the reasons why she is a wife material?

ajayiopy:
OKAY OH.
JUST HUSTLE,STREET NO DEY SMILE.

How does this help or answer anything i wrote...what set of people have God thrown me in to be with o nitori olorun

And yet they can't replicate what they see in Europe.. enough of this stupidity. Governor's go and party and vacation in Europe. When last did any ex governor in Europe ever come to west Africa for such occasion I'm ashamed of being black

No black players

Oesophagus99:
Oga it's called carbon dating

Help me too tell am o....same oyingbo wet tell them about God will still come and convince them that the earth is actually like this too

Ah ah..haters arrived before me..wow..they love this show.

5. 4. 3. 2. 1...haters oya o

God1000:
Hmm, Not my pigeon


For the fans of this show, kindly tell us what you gaining

What have you gained from anything....?

I don't even understand what he is saying

Once person turn footballer..na to dey ask for permit as woman before you enter my house for anything... nonsense

Still my favourite female musician.

HoePimp:
See her neck like ijapa own

Tortoise wey bleach

Fu.cck you!!!

Righteousness2:
Vanity upon vanity Says the Preacher! All is Vanity.

Don't disturb or kill yourself over Vanities.
Treat Vanities with very Light Hands.
If you follow after vanity , you will become vain.

What matters now and in Eternity is Genuie Salvation of our soul.
What matters now and in Eternity is a Genuie relationship with JESUS Christ.

Every other thing is vanity.

You better shut up your dirty mouth.....don't annoy me. A.ssh.ole

yemite100:
She is my girlfriend but we just met not quite long..

So she is your girlfriend... Jesus is lord!!!! Ah. Damn..las las na konji go Kee you

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Simp and weak ass men everywhere..lily-livered sons everywhere

Woman way you go off her pant shaperly na im you dey looseguard

If I born male child then if at the age of 16 years he still never sabi off woman pant...I go go throwaway that my pikin for river
I played my first footsie with a girl when I was in primary 6...when I come get admission into uniben I was already a pro in pant offing...especially for night class...education field, back of engineering, basement..

Wether you like it or not bros op....you are a male child...we male children are born to off pant

Ogbeni op...even if you don't want to tell a woman straight to her face that you want to bang her...your movements and body language alone will send her a strong signal that you are a sexually active man....now maybe when she is in the kitchen cooking then hug her from the back make sure your fertile rod is PARTIALLY erect so that she can feel it on her ass..

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Bénite so na una Oshodin dey talk about since ..okayyy

So not one Yoruba state..this is preposterous incrimination of the ladicrus impretus amalgamating the dysfunction of humaliating minorama of complexity

Bros go for test...not to check for infections no not that. But to check why you don't have an erection immediately which is erectile dysfunction and being a 2 mins

MITCHELL96:
The way you guys are desperate to have sex ehn

If you want to have sex with a hooker which is very risky, Omo use condom to avoid stories that touch or don't even have at all. You guys should have self control for once and focus on developing yourself to reach greater heights.

A word is enough for a wise person.

If Elon Musk, Mark, Jeff Bezos, Warren Buffet and co been reason sex like you, the world would have not been this developed.

Leave ashawo and focus on your goals, the ashawo is focusing on her goals, she's paid to have sex, and you, what do you achieve at the end of the meeting ?

Use your head very well aje.

Wait so you are now Elon Musk....sorry Dangote. Na you dey monitor dem as the billionaires dey progress na...


Nigerians

JudgeNotHi:
I need help. Could she be saying the truth or she's trying to hook.

I'm in a very stable relationship and as a matter fact, I'll be getting married to the love of my world, the one whom my heart continuously long for daily in next month.

Nevertheless, there's this lady whom happened to be an old friend for about 2 years now. We've been very close chat buddies and virtually could discuss anything online to each other (I mean anything). On one occasion, she suggested we meet up at my place to watch a movie Twilight together. Well, since I wasn't doing anything in particular for the weekend and my fiance wasn't in town, why not? (Trust me, my intents was pure and genuine).

The Saturday came, and we did have a lovely time together until the devil struck. One thing led to another and we both ended up kissing and eventually had sex. I wasn't careless not to have not used a protection but I could remember the condom coming off at a Point and was quickly replaced with another new one. Trust me guyz, we both felt bad immediately after the incident and both apologized to one another and that was it.

Fast forward to the present, I got a call from her for the first time after that incident (I had to cut off all communication with her after what happened) and she broke the news to me that she was feeling a little different which prompted her to go do a test, and to my greatest shock, she said it came out positive, SHE IS PREGNANT!!!

How is this even possible? We made our precisely on the 30th of July and the test results shows she's about 2weeks pregnant (Note: the test results shows it was carried out on the 12th of August. Moreover, I never even released when the condom came off into her and we had to remove it. How is it possible?

Now, the mother called and even asked to see me in person that, the daughter already explained all that ensued between us, and I should come and let's discuss our next move, that no daughter of hers gives birth outside wedlock.

In all these, I am so confused. The honest truth is, I never told the lady in particular I was getting married in the month of September. My wife to be does know her as just a friend and that's all but kept my wedding plans away from the lady despite how opened we were to each other.

Nairalanders, I am so confused. I have cried, begged her, pleaded with her to come clean with me, but she insists I was the only one she meet within that time frame. Even in the presence of her mother, she kept asking her, are you sure? She kept insisting I was the only one she had sex with last month.

My world is presently on pause mode as I don't know what to thing anymore. But I am 99.9% sure I am not responsible for the pregnancy. I even requested she used my hospital for a second test and it still came out positive.

I am currently, planning on telling my wife to be the whole truth and before then, involve our counselling pastor. I can't bring myself to tell my family despite the fact her mother keep insisting she comes to see my mother.

My inner most being tells me I am been set up, because I remember vividly on that night, she kept insisting I remove the condom that it was hurting her but I insisted.

Could the pregnancy be truly mine? Do I come clean to my babe? Do I just runaway? So many questions and I am deeply depressed and sad on how I got myself into the terrible mess. At this moment, I deserve whatever insults is thrown at me. I truly deserve them, BUT I NEVER FOR ONCE DOUBT my love for my wife to be, I truly love her...

My guy that's not your baby...she is a trollop. Best you wait and then do a DNA test to determine the baby's paternity.

E go better republic of Nigeria

If they like let them burn the office of APC....if they don't vote massively come 2023, APC will rule them.

If Lagos the safest state in Nigeria is not liveable, then the rest of Nigeria is not liveable.

Simple and short

But we have to give it to Tinubu...real politician to the bone

RichAbujaGuy:
Your beautiful mom tutored me in the library for a reasonable fee at the uni in order to helped me pass important exams and graduate before NYSC and embarking on my successful business career. We kept the study arrangement totally respectable or else I would had tried to marry her and you would be calling me daddy today. I heard she married well and produced some exceptional progeny.

Respect man....most especially after reading your answer....i have been shut up for the first time in naira land by a fellow nairalander.