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lertee: How is your cute self?

ageing my dear.. Wrinkles has taken over..

Do nothing.. Just pay for the fuel and quietly go your way.. You really don't want to start exchanging words with a lady.. They ain't worth the fuss jare..

lertee: Mr ikechukwu?

Yep sounds like my name..

Ishsoph: Your spec is found in Nkanu
meet Spikes

Nkanu girls get strong hands.. Dia palms are not soft..

lertee: hello

Hi sugar..

dont8: Hi Ikechukwu.

Howdy bro?

Ishsoph: so ikekings how did it go?

lol.. My brother may d best rigger win ooo.. I actually thought this election was going to be between ubah and ngige.. But, tinz are moving in favour of nwoye.. Pdp bunch of riggers.. I give up!!!

Ishsoph:


Abeg na.
I go bring you Abj high class babe while coming down east this season, ok?


Spikes my man, how far.
Check your mail.

that's what I'm talking about.. I need just 5.. Dem go get big yansh, tiny waist, yam legs, moderate bossom and average looks.. I don't like them too pretty..

Ishsoph: Alcohol is a biatch! Makes u reveal confidential information. Ikekings am sorry, pls dont fail to confide in me next time.

You just blew my cover!!! I won't forgive you...

spikes C: errrm, he's saying you are an agboro park agent. Hired to snatch ballot boxes

Lol.. Who be agboro? I go change am for you oooo!!!

Ishsoph: Lets say a litle relaxation with few friends this evening got me tipsy and d eventual mouth flow

Yea right!!! I told you to stop drinking capri-sonne, but u wouldn't listen... You see your life..

Ishsoph: Dude fall out at the audition stage. Its ikekings my man(the guy with muscle) that was among the fortunate few to make it to the final stage.

Lol... Who am I working for?

Ishsoph: proof ko disprove ni! Begging by threat. Kneel down and beg me or I go yab a living day light outta u.

I ain't begging..

Ishsoph: I knw what is running in Spikes mind now. Dude'd be like: So runs like this dey and see a short distance from Enugu to Anambra na him ikekings no fit halla me his guy?

Lol... **falls from bed**..

Ishsoph: Such weak denial! Erm, have they started handing u guys real gun or una stil dey the stage of training with a make-shift?

lol... We have inec officials on nairaland ooo... I hope you have proof to backup dis allegation?

Ishsoph: Erm, ikekings has been recruited as one of the ballot box snatchers for tomorrow's Anambra State guber. election. Infact as I write this, they're undergoing training. Happy snatching ikenna my guy, them chigallas go hear am this season! Mega money things!

Lmao!!! Onye ala.. Isi adiro gi mma.. I no dey for that kind tin ooo...

Currently in anambra.. This election is between ubah and ngige.. All dis obiano/peter obi dey do na amansi.. Well, for me ubah all the way since soludo got kicked out by obi and co.. #TEAM LP all the way...

See them.. Witches and wizards on nairaland.. Dem no wan sleep...

Lol @special zobo.. Which kind name be that? Abi names don finish?

Mondisweets: lol me i saw yansh o

Lol.. Stop playing with dem guys... Dia libido is now at the apex becos of wot u wrote...

Idowuogbo:

Wetin? Abi I lie?

Iaz93: You didn't see it na...

Lol.. She didn't .. Mondicheeks was just joking..

Iaz93: It's not fair! You posted your yansh, you didn't even wait for a minute and you pulled it down. I asked first oh and I didn't see anything!

Gaddemit!!

She didn't post anything..

Idowuogbo: Shine eye for u? As in, u? Lolz... Oh boi dey feel important ke? I sight u o!

Lol.. I sight you too..

Biim: #singing this kind love dey make wonder# you dey crush on her no be small ooh!

Lol.. Crush on who? .. Thank you stars say I no dey vex for fine girls, if not...

Idowuogbo: I know wot? Say u b smallie? Dat one na news? My friend go and distribute ur cv mehn

Lol.. Old woman, calm down jare!!! Na me you dey shine eyes for?

Biim: Haha! Go and sleep.

Not feeling sleepy.. ... You fine shaa.. You beta pass dis area mama called idowu..

Nawa oooo... So, this biim handle na gal, I think say na guy sef...

Idowuogbo: Ok... I hia u son! I hia u....

Lol.. Thank God you know!!