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Romance / Re: Annoying Things People Do On BBM by ikekings1: 8:22pm On Dec 31, 2013
Dannylux: Ignore those who ignore you. Stop whining, stop getting attached, stop looking thirsty. Sorry lol
Gbammest!!! You get sense..
Romance / Re: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by ikekings1: 5:10pm On Dec 31, 2013
vislabraye: And as for scratching groin in front of a lady, it can even be more romantic if you smell your fingers afterwards.
Lmao... Oh lawd!!! Very funny...
Romance / Re: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by ikekings1: 5:08pm On Dec 31, 2013
nickz: what kind of guy packs his balls in front of a girl....its actually girls who widen their legs to adjust their panties...8 out of 10 girls do this........only 2 (uncivilized) out of 10 guys would adjust his balls even in the presence of a girl......try another lie please #MaLePoWeR
Lmao... This got me rolling... **falls from okada**...
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by ikekings1: 3:10pm On Dec 31, 2013
Happy birthday maria... Where the oringo at? Mua choro ibia gbaa oringo oooo..
Romance / Re: Ladies, Share Your Nairaland (PM) Toasting Experience by ikekings1: 11:30pm On Dec 29, 2013
Hmmm... Girls shaaa... I refuse to send pms!!!
Romance / Re: Why Girls Hips Are Scarce In Nigeria by ikekings1: 11:24pm On Dec 29, 2013
True talk @op...
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by ikekings1: 5:32pm On Dec 25, 2013
Truckpusher: That's a likely occurrence for lonely fellows like yourself. tongue grin
Lol... Well, it just got interesting dis evening.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by ikekings1: 9:52am On Dec 25, 2013
Boring xmas! Very dry!
Romance / Re: Two Lovers Chat (temi And Nkem ) – Romantic Or Not? by ikekings1: 6:18pm On Dec 23, 2013
Don famous: go and die
Lol... grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Wisest Playboy: How I Dey Use Straff Plenty Naija Babes. by ikekings1: 5:52pm On Dec 23, 2013
Chai!! Dis op get sense die. I salute you sir! grin grin grin





Watch the so called holier than thou peeps attack you. grin grin grin
Romance / Re: M Ashamed!! by ikekings1: 10:03am On Dec 19, 2013
Lol.. @op u did well jare.. Don't mind all dis guys forming james bond... What if you happen to confront the guy and u later ended up in the hospital with a broken limb? This life no get part two oooo... grin grin grin
Romance / Re: The Handsomeness Of Nairaland Men! *official* by ikekings1: 9:44am On Dec 19, 2013
runzlord: sweet kiss kiss kiss
O boy! Who get dat coca cola wey dey for back?

Nice pics shaa..
Romance / Re: Backside View Of My Girlfriend "Hot Or Not"lol by ikekings1: 5:58pm On Dec 17, 2013
Where the yansh pics now?
Fashion / Re: Is Rolling-Up Shirt Sleeves Attractive To Girls? by ikekings1: 9:14pm On Dec 14, 2013
ATMC: bobo...no be like that. It hurts when yhu start a thread and some bad belle shows to put a damper on it.
Lol... I feel you my dear...
Fashion / Re: Is Rolling-Up Shirt Sleeves Attractive To Girls? by ikekings1: 6:52pm On Dec 14, 2013
Lol.. Atmc don carry dis thread matter on top of her head... grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Kan U Date A Girl With Small Bossoms And A Small Booty by ikekings1: 11:16am On Dec 14, 2013
jemsi: angrySo we dat are guilty of dis nko? We shud start frying stones angry
Lmao.. Very funny... grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by ikekings1: 6:50pm On Dec 12, 2013
Maria-Goretti:

O gara ofuma.
nke gi nko?
smooth..
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by ikekings1: 6:26pm On Dec 12, 2013
ATMC: To the girls who're seeing their period and still go to a man's house without pre-informing him, hell is your hometongue @genteelmimi and mariah hope una no dey do their above smiley btw @ all how una day go?
undecided undecided undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by ikekings1: 6:24pm On Dec 12, 2013
Maria-Goretti:

Akwum chim.
Confirmento!!! Kedu ka ubochi gi di?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by ikekings1: 5:38pm On Dec 12, 2013
Maria-Goretti:
Ikeuwa, kedu ka o si a da?
Asa nwa o na ada gbowa!!! Kedu ka imere?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by ikekings1: 6:35pm On Dec 05, 2013
spikes C:

Shey na una wey dey spoil them
Huh? I don hump ur sis b4 ke?
Romance / Re: Who Is The Most Popular Nairaland Female? by ikekings1: 6:17pm On Dec 05, 2013
190:

i should upload a pic of popowaa's nyash!!

a nyash that's meant for my personal viewing

U nor well angry
Ok I get it... Ride on jare.. Keep the fire burning inside your scrotum..
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by ikekings1: 6:10pm On Dec 05, 2013
xynerise:
Pastor daughter no go even come out
Lol.. This current world has turned into something else.. 17yrs gals are now humping dic*ks..
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by ikekings1: 5:58pm On Dec 05, 2013
xynerise:
I dey view one thread wey say Pastor say make virgins for church come out grin
Hehehehehe no one came out baa? Even if they did.. Dem no go pass 5..
Romance / Re: Who Is The Most Popular Nairaland Female? by ikekings1: 5:56pm On Dec 05, 2013
190:

full arse she got

size 67 FJ angry
Pics or it's not real..
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by ikekings1: 5:51pm On Dec 05, 2013
Idowuogbo:
Bros, if d cells don perfuka, na yogurt go dey d breast o! Abeg make she no bweastfeed ur pikin ooo! If she try am, dat pikin fit begin grow horn for head.
Ahhhh... Idowu u don lie jare... Which kind lie be dis?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by ikekings1: 5:45pm On Dec 05, 2013
xynerise:
Ehen? Now wey the thing don give up why u dey bother? grin

See dis one wetin I go use slack bre*ast do? I need firm one for playing games...
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by ikekings1: 5:42pm On Dec 05, 2013
Truckpusher: See this one with catapult breas.t self dey follow talk......drag am come here make we kill mosquitoes jare sad shocked cheesy
Hehehehehehe... Lol @ catapult bre*ast... Idowu na true? Abi na d chicken fillet u dey use? grin grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by ikekings1: 5:39pm On Dec 05, 2013
Idowuogbo:
Tell ur gal make she pad am wiv chicken fillet. grin
Hehehehehe... I'm a learner ooo... I had to google this chicken fillet ooo... I need her bre*ast to stand firm once more.. The turgid cells wey dey for am don slack... grin grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by ikekings1: 5:37pm On Dec 05, 2013
xynerise:
So your babe breas:t dey think? grin

Guy don suck all the standing committee comot from the breas:t grin
Lmao... Wetin I go do d bre*ast b4? I go dey look d bre*ast ke?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by ikekings1: 5:35pm On Dec 05, 2013
Truckpusher: Is your breas.t NAFDAC certified?

if your answer is a 'no' then i'll sue you for endangering the general well being of the society especially men by running around with a breas.t without NAFDAC certification grin
Lmao... Hehehehehe... Laf wan kill me ooo... grin grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by ikekings1: 5:34pm On Dec 05, 2013
xynerise:

Na this kind thing we dey use set fight when we dey small grin grin
Lol... Enemy of progress... Bad belle... grin grin grin grin

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