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Just came back ryt now... Any lady to accompany me to the bathroom? Raise your hand if you are interested...

That guys wey get fat legs get huge amu..

caseless: the one with more womanizing skills shall win...

Yeye na dis kind tin u dey like... Lol

Idowuogbo: Oh I gerrit now... Akpu na fufu ba?

Uh-huh...

Hehehehehe.. Ladies don full for here ooo.. One guy to two ladies.. I'm game shaaa..

Idowuogbo: Ikekings, come and help me jare! Akpu na pounded cocoyam or Eba& pounded yam mix? I only do Amala, pounded yan and Eba o!

Lol... Akpu na cassava itself.. No mixture or concussion... It's smelly too...

ATMC: lmao! ike its not about the card lol...its just that the guy is letting himself down. its a joke afterall but he is claiming genuine whereas he is fake...shaaa that one don pass lmao...but he succeeded...#lesson

Lol... OK ooo...

GentleMimi: Not really,but awoof tins get special flavour.

Lol... No be lie shaaa...

Lol.. Atm machine easy oooo... Do u really need dis card?

ATMC: na fake lol real hard...i just tried it...onu u r crazzzy

Lol..I thought so...

Odunharry d card nA real?

GentleMimi: Lol! It depends on my environ.If its a posh restaurant,i use cutlery.But if na for party or house,omo,i go just lock up dey use my hand.When i finish,i go use better soap wash hand.But mehn,ur hand go smell for two days oo!

Lol.... I get ur drift... With gbc hand wash, it won't smell...

ATMC: ehe na, so? u'll buy for two

Of course!!! ..

lertee: Ike three wraps too much ahan.

For ladies now.. But, as for guys like me it's just an appetizer...

GentleMimi: True talk.Akpu has been banned from our house,its strictly semo/wheat tins.But i dey chop akpu for villa ooo!

Lol... Eermmm... Do u use fork nd knife while eating it? Lol...

ATMC: i'm not fat na...

Uhmmm... Ok... You are welcome.. But, na for restaurant I dey go chop am ooo...

lertee: You too chop..

You no dey chop? Na only water u dey drink ke?

GentleMimi: Who talk? That is my favourite swallow!

Lol... Me think say na posh girls dey here.. I no know say dis gals dey swallow mgbadu ume... Well, it's just dat most gals I have been with prefer semo..

lertee: Lol. @massive...is akpu not massive already?

One roll of akpu ain't massive... Three roll is the ish.. That's what I call massive..

ATMC: i waaant...

You no dey diet? Most gals don't eat akpu...

ATMC: lunch time, what are you guys having?

Massive akpu with egusi soup...

I laugh!!! Guys don dey claim handsome.. Smh!!! Handsome ke? Ugly ni? What matters is your pocket... Fine face no dey put food for table...



@post you are wrong... Ladies love dating handsome guys... Dey feel fly wen dey are dating one..

Nawa ooo... The title goes to idowuogbo now..

skoloppy31: no be casting, da person had running stomach dat dy so, she used da toilet to da extents of not even bother to wesr kpata..poker face*

Duh!!! Which kind gal go enter toilet and 4got to wear her pata? That lie no follow.. Lol..

[quote author=Mynd_44]Does this mean she goes home without wearing any underwear or she comes with a spare?[/quote]Of course they get spare not just one.. What do u think is inside those huge hand bags dem dey carry? Na pant,bra and co full am now... Even on daily basis dey still come with spare pants... Lol..

skoloppy31: why the pot, you too dey fear self, you 4tell ur Gf say nah fellowship member forget am

Fellowship member and she 4got her pant? Lol... Na casting ooo...

Crap!!! This op is a joke..

Morning guys..

Truly, the world is coming to an end.. #end time tinz..

I just noticed that any profile with pic on it has a like button below it..