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Hmmmm.. For those complaining that it hangs d phone.. I haven't noticed such on mine ooo... I dey rock am wella... Just that no naija channels to join...

Selling bras and pants is a good and profitable biz... I have a friend that's into it.. The guy is living large... I dey join am for the biz very soon... Ladies pm me now to book urs... They are affordable and durable..

Is dis not the same eyeswideopen that contested for the last mr,nairaland title, dey beef anoda pesin?

Most naija gals don't workout.. That's why most of them hav pot bellies... Once u tell dem to go and workout u don become dia enemy be dat..

See dem forming james bond.. Behind the scenes they do it always..

Well, there is nothing wrong with it shaaa... As a lady u need to cook for ur man once in a while.. But, we guys don't mind if u do it always...

Lol @ the two quotes above..

Idowuogbo: Ikekings, talk nau

Hmmm. My dear i'm short of words ooo. I don't knw wat to say.

jmoore: www.yansh.com. thank me later.

Mtschewwww. Who be dis?

Where the yansh pics at?

Shaakasi:

Hmmm.. Odikwa risky..

Hmmmm. No it's not.. .

I no fit now.. Pidgin na my 2nd language after my native language..

Nice thread.. #following.. The gurus in the house should enlighten us the novice about this shares of a thing.. I'm interested..

Hmmm.. Dat azz nd laps shaa...

Marksule: Them too like MONEY

Iti akwu!!! You no like money ke?

My yansh. D tin full wella. Wen i'm wit my female frnds dem be like iyke can i touch ur yansh. Dem go feel am tire.

Which one be pink/red lips?

lertee: You and women....smh

Lol.. So, I should do guys eh?

Girlfriend- I don't mind.. So far, I get my own share of the cookie..

Wife- hmmm....

xynerise: No let yansh kill you

Lol.. Yansh no go kill me ooo.. I love dem moderate but when it's huge omoh dat one na heavy duty ooo..

sexkillz:

Yanshless.. Just nice skin...

Ishsoph: I do change to vaseline men body lotion too, although seasonally. Like we are approaching harmmattan. Pls buy one in Ogbete Market and waybill to ikekings in Onisha. Cant stand dude smelling ude aki when I landed with them Abj chics.

Dis guy don dey smoke goat sh*it dis days.. D way him dey tackle me dis days eh!!!

Ishsoph: Erm, can u upload ur pics in ur profile for 24hrs?

See dis one.. Abi u want my inbox to be flooded with pms from nl ladies? I don't like d attention..

spikes C:

I use Vaseline Men body lotion



Just 600 Naira

Lol.. E make sense now.. Unlike my ude aki...

Ishsoph: We'r still talking the same thing. Ude aki guys = Ude aki babes.

Sharaaaap!!! I fresh pass all that ur abj babes..

Ishsoph: E fit you well.
Strong palm goes with abrasive skin
You that doesn't rub cream


You have no biz with my Abuja babes.
Make you no go wound them and I''ll face litigations.

lol.. Na (ude aki) I dey use... Spikes c can testify to its wonders...

Ishsoph: Cave man

Bush man..

spikes C:

Abi I lie? .. Dia hands strong like bricklayers own..

lertee: You should use things to keep your skin glowing u know? It doesn't have to be cream,you can use natural products that aids purify the skin. Anyways,i guess your skin is naturally good therefore no point using enhancers

Lol @ skin enhancers.. Call me a village man.. I believe those things are for girls.. No time jare.. ..

lertee: Lol, you ain't old yet so why the wrinkles You don't take care of yourself maybe.

I take care of myself ooo.. But, if you meant using creams and co.. I don't use dose.. Well, let's just say that it's nature.. I look older dan my age..