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Chiemerie8:
OMG what a public disgrace which hospital go gree comot am.as for de man e dey go collect divorce paper see GOBE

No hospital can remove it, except the husband or the person that prepare the charm!

mrmrmister:
What is Kemen?

remove the k, put s, you will know the meaning!

Urukpe:
A man has been reported to have broken his penis while having sex with his wife. Pushing the limit too much while having sex with different sex position could end in breaking one’s penis says a Sexologists. According to ‘Punch online newspaper’, “the man and his wife were having sex when he heard a cracking sound, followed by his penis immediately swelling up and developing dark bruising, making it resemble an eggplant. “When the man arrived at the hospital, his penis was badly swollen, discoloured, and protruding at an odd angle. “The doctors diagnosed the man with a penile fracture. They equally said that experts warn that a penile fracture is actually a tear of the corpora cavernosa, an erectile tissue that runs along the penis. Speaking further, experts said that Corpora cavernosa becomes hard when blood flows through it during an erection. However it was reported that doctors were able to fix the injured man’s penis. The Daily Mail stated that without immediate treatment, a broken penis can lead to erectile dysfunction and other complications. Finally, it is said that as long as one sees a doctor immediately one notices such, he could be able to have sex again in four to six weeks.

Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/04/man-breaks-penis-sex/

I I only came to see the broken joystick!

celebritygists:
The ex- bbnaija house mate spotted together in white at ay's live
They are adorable

SOURCE : http://www.naijatubeviews.com/2017/04/all-white-everything-debie-rise-and-tboss.html?m=1

two slay queen!

stephenduru:
Few days ago,news of a man who chained his wife to a general in Ogun state went viral.Photo of Ifeanyi Ajaero has surfaced.

Below is what a social media user shared


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/04/see-photo-of-man-who-chained-his-wife.html

he carry head like beans!

DRIFTyKING:
So the love continues? Big Brother Naija ex-housemate and Professional chef, Miyonse, took the love he had for his 'House bae', Tboss to another level at an undisclosed club as he gave the Boss Lady kisses in a loved up moment.

Just while Veteran musician, 2face who was also pictured with them was having a chatty moment with fake housemate, Jon, His attention was drawn by the boss lady, according to an online user ' 2face doesn't seem to fancy yellow girls.'

[img]https://4.bp..com/-qZSLpvZNIL4/WPPKYkCKX1I/AAAAAAAAEKo/NAq7mpz5lkQ4cNvNx8f1wqf3UiEs2g1_ACLcB/s1600/screenshot-www.fotor.com-2017-04-16-20-47-16.jpeg[/img]

During her videoing, Tboss caught Miyonse the most on cam, Could she have a thing for him too?


http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/04/bbnaija-miyonse-kisses-tboss-in.html

CC: Lalasticlala, Mynd44, Obinoscopy

so na only these one necklace tboss get?

kolafolabi:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/04/benin-stowaway-boy-four-years-noise-planes-engines-still-echoes-ears/

How did he even gain access inside the airport, or Benin airport get bush track?

chie8:
Love is a beautiful thing!A Nigerian lady,Gift, from Warri and her Oyinbo husband tied the knot in style.The excited Gift took to social media to share photos from their court wedding.

See photos below


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/04/warri-lady-her-oyinbo-husband-wed-in.html

short but beautiful, despite putting on high heels!

FlirtyKaren:
Bisola, Marvis and Kemen are currently on their way to Warri, hometown of Big Brother Naija winner, Efe. It seems they might be meeting billionaire businessman, Ayiri Emami,, who allegedly promised Efe N50Million.

Here's what Bisola wrote on the photo she shared on Instagram;

"La Famillia @Regrann from @kemen_fitness - Next stop WARRI! With miss versatile @iambisola n lil miss dynamite @therealmarvis !!! - #regrann"

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/04/marvis-bisola-and-kemen-off-to-efes.html

why is bally left out?

gameova:
Good day Nairalanders, my Name is Emeka, I'm a corps member serving in Ahoada East LGA of Rivers state and my ppa is Community Secondary school in Ochigba community. Yesterday was one of the worst days of my life as bad boys stormed our corpers Lodge yesterday in the middle of the night. I've repeatedly complained to my principal and Our LGI about the lack of adequate security in our lodge but all our pleas fell on deaf ears. Anyways my laptop and Lenovo tab was stolen and 10k cash (which was my last card on me). I thank God for his grace as no body was harmed except for some few bruises on a female corper who was pushed down by the hoodlums. Right now i don't know what to do as all my work data is in that laptop. I don't even have money to eat or pay for tfare back home. Pls I'm calling for the assistance of well meaning Nairalanders even if it's just transportation back home. My phone number is 08061347481. God bless and continue to keep us all. Amen

what happen to your bank account, or the money in your bank account has also been stolen?

Toyin001:
Chelsea stars Eden Hazard and N'Golo Kante, as well as Manchester United striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic, are among the six candidates for this season's PFA Player of the Year award.

They are joined on the shortlist by Harry Kane of Tottenham Hotspur, Everton's Romelu Lukaku and Arsenal forward Alexis Sanchez. Both Kane and Lukaku are also nominated for the Young Player of the Year.

Hazard, who was named best young player in 2013-14 and won the senior award in 2014-15, has bounced back from a poor season in the last campaign to be a crucial figure behind Chelsea's march towards the Premier League title this season. He has scored 14 league goals this season, and provided five assists, to put Chelsea seven points clear of Spurs.

But Kante is the heavy odds-on favourite with the bookmakers to win after being on the shortlist as a title winner with Leicester City last season, when teammate Riyad Mahrez topped the voting. Credited as the key signing to transform the Blues from a team which finished 10th into runaway leaders, his energy in the middle of the park has been the driving force.

Kante is also on course to become the first player to win the title with different clubs in successive seasons. Mark Schwarzer did it the other way around with Chelsea and then Leicester last season, but his win with the Foxes doesn't officially count as he didn't qualify for a medal after making no appearances.

Ibrahimovic, at the age of 35, has had a stellar first season in the Premier League with Manchester United, who are hoping he will extend his contract. He has netted 17 goals in 27 Premier League games, with another 11 in other competitions. He scored two goals, including the late winner, against Southampton in the EFL Cup final and still hopes to shoot United to success in the Europa League and a top-four finish.

Kane, who won the young player award in 2014-15 and the Golden Boot last season, is again on the shortlist after scoring 19 goals in 22 games for a Spurs side that is trying to chase down Chelsea. He continues to be one of the most prolific strikers in Europe despite having two injury layoffs this campaign.

Lukaku leads the Premier League scoring chart this season with 23 goals, four ahead of Kane, and has also provided six assists making him the player involved in most goals, 29.

Sanchez, meanwhile, is just behind having been involved in 27 goals with 18 scored and nine set up -- but Arsenal's dip in form after the turn of the year makes him the outsider of the six.

Kane and Lukaku, who will both turn 24 in the coming weeks, are joined on the young player award by by Tottenham's Dele Alli, Leroy Sane of Manchester City, Sunderland goalkeeper Jordan Pickford and Burnley centre-back Michael Keane.

Alli, who turned 21 on Tuesday, has had another incredible season with 16 goals scored and five assists and, like Kante, is the huge favourite in the betting to retain the award he won last season.

Pickford, 23, has had an excellent first season in a struggling Sunderland side, called into action following an injury to Vito Mannone and, barring a short injury layoff, is now installed as the club's No. 1. He was also called into the senior England squad for the first time but still awaits his full debut.

Keane, 24, did make his England bow last month, winning caps against Germany and Lithuania, and has been a rock in a Burnley defence that looks set to secure a second successive season in the Premier League.

Sane, 21, has come of age in the second half of the season, scoring seven goals in all competitions having netted only once before Christmas.

[url]m.espn.com/soccer/story?storyId=3102577&top&wjb=[/url]

WHO WOULD HAVE WIN THE AWARD

Drop your comments below:::

Is efe that will win! Team efe all the way!

fingard02k:
Unending tears in Ihiala today as Dangote trailer loaded with cement ran into people around Total Filling Station killing 7 persons at a spot and left many with serious injuries.

A dangote truck fully loaded with cement inexplicably veered of the road and plunged inside the gutter facing that first bank.

Not less than 25 persons lost there lives in that ugly incident. the casualties were mostly hawkers ranging from young children hawking gala,pure water, aki n ukwa, chips to old women selling okpa bread and the rest.

It was gathered that the driver was no were to be found as soon as the incident took place. there were wailing all over the place as people were running frantically trying to know if they can identify any of the casualties.An ambulance was also around carrying the dead to a nearby mortuary at our lady of loudres ihiala, Anambra state.

SEE MORE IMAGES FROM THE SCENE >> http://www.enzyhub.com/graphic-image-dangote-truck-ran-into-people-and-killed-7-persons-in-ihiala-anambra/

suicide truck!

highrise07:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/04/5-die-soldiers-policemen-clash-girlfriend-damaturu/

Op abi the girl carry Gold for pussy ni!

6toolz:
A self-acclaimed Lagos big boy Wasiu Adekunle Oladimeji a.k.a Ejanla, has been called out by a Lagos nightclub, Rubies Lounge.According to them, Ejanla absconded aftertaking drinks worth N1.1Million on Friday, April 7, 2017. When it was time for Wasiu to pay for the drinks he took, he alleged that the Automated Teller Machine (ATM) 'swallowed' his card.Read the story has posted on the Instagram page of the club:Ejanla absconded after taking drinks worthN1.1Million on Friday, April 7, 2017."****CRIMINAL ALERT!!!****"The above named Wasiu Adekunle Oladimeji (aka Ejanla) visited a club @rubieslounge on friday 7th of April and purchased drinks worth 1.1million Naira and when it was time to pay he suggested using the ATM machine to transfer straightto the company's account then he came upwit the 'Atm Machine has Swallowed My card' stories so we decided to keep him in the hotel behind the club till 9am when he claims first bank will operate and he will make the transfer.. To cut the story short he absconded.. Pls any 1 with useful information about his whereabout should please contact us on 08059301160 or 08133248800... You shall be rewarded bountifully.. Thank you God bless you @instablog9ja"

why not sized his vehicle if at all he came with one!

gistyinka:
Big Brother Naija winner Efe has allegedly been offered a record deal with Davido Music Worldwide. According to reports, he was offered the deal after his win in Johannesburg, South Africa.

According to report reaching GYOnlineNG.COM, says that Davido has offered to sign the winner of Big Brother Naija 2017, Efe Ejeba to his label Davido Music Worldwide (DMW).

According to a spokesperson for DMW,:

“Efe is loved by all, the people love him and that’s why he won. Asides supporting him to win Big Brother Naija, we decided to support him further with a music deal. Based on logistics, we know he’ll go places but we believe Davido Music Worldwide will be a grand opportunity for him.”

Before Big Brother Naija fame came, Efe is an upcoming rapper, who has released his EP titled '' Lagos '', as reference to his story moving from Warri to Lagos, in order to pursue his music career.

Based on logistics, Should Efe Accept the Deal with DMW?

Based On Logistics, Should Efe Accept the Deal with DMW? Davido Allegedly to Sign Efe to DMW Label

if at all it is true, efe should first of all go for voice training, because presently his voice is nothing to write home about!

[quote author=africansunite post=55505712]The Federal Government plans to provide at least 15 million jobs for Nigerians by the year 2020 as captured in the recently launched Economic Recovery and Growth Plan (ERGP).
The Minister of Budget and National Planning, Sen. Udoma Udo Udoma, gave the assurance at a news conference on ERGP on Tuesday in Abuja.
Udo Udoma
Udoma said that the implementation of the plan would deliver some key outcomes including generation of at least 10 gigawatt of electricity by 2020.
The government, he said, want to bring down the rate of unemployment by creating over 15 million direct jobs by 2020 in agriculture, manufacturing, construction, services and particularly among the youth.
The manufacturing sector is to grow at average of 8.5 per cent, peaking 10.6 per cent by 2020.
“We want agriculture to also grow by 6.9 per cent over the Plan period; we want self-sufficiency in rice and wheat 2018 and 2020 at the end of the plan period.
“We want 60 per cent reduction in imports of refined petroleum products by 2018 and to become a net exporter of refined crude by 2020.
“We expect an average of 4.6 per cent average real GDP (Gross Domestic Growth) growth rate over the Plan period with 7 per cent by 2020; we want to achieve single digit inflation rate by 2020.”
“We want to increase crude oil output from 2.2 million barrel per day (mbpd) to 2.5 mbpd by 2020.
“We want to achieve at 10 gigawatt of operational electricity capacity by 2020.’’
Udoma said that the ERGP evolved from the Strategic Implementation Plan (SIP) which government had been implementing since 2016.
“Already, following the implementation of the SIP, the economy has shown signs of early recovery in the 4th quarter of 2016 as indicated in the recent report released by the National Bureau of Statistics (NBS).
“We need to build on that momentum.
“This Plan, which succeeds the SIP, sets out Government’s economic programmes and strategic interventions over the next four years (2017-2020).
“When implemented, it will put Nigeria back on the path of diversified, inclusive, sustained growth. This is therefore, our blueprint for economic recovery and growth.’’
Udoma further said that the plan would tackle the fundamental problems that held back the progress of the country in the past.
He said the future prosperity rests upon collective support towards effective implementation of the Plan over the next four years.
The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reports that the ERGP’s projected that Nigeria will make significant progress to achieve structural economic change with a more diversified and inclusive economy in five key areas by 2020.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/04/want-bring-unemployment-creating-15m-jobs-fg/
[/quote / Thunder go fire these people, common npower they were boosting how they are going to employed 500k, they cannot fulfill their promise!

businessMODE:
Tboss the BBNaija "girl with a terrible breast" according to oga Abati is now brand ambassador for an online soup retailer. Reports from an inside source claim that she will be smiling to the bank with about 25m. The payment however will be made in batches. According to the announcement as shared on their Instagram page @SoupEmbassy, the new online homemade soup retailing firm -Soup Embassy- opted for Tboss because she is an innovative young person with extra ordinary creativity. The firm indicated interested in scouting for someone who is ambitious and bold enough to influence their target market.

What we don't know is how the firm intend to sell their soup with a person referred to as Jezebel or Delilah and hated by many...

It might interest you to know that you can now buy soup online in Nigeria from soup embassy and pay cash on delivery when they deliver to your home. All you have to do to get your favorite of soup prepared and delivered to your home while you go around doing your daily routine is just to visit their website www.soupembassy.com, select your preferred soup, add to cart and check out. Unlike others that require you to make payment upfront, Soup Embassy gives you an option to conveniently pay Cash on Delivery or online using your ATM card. CLICK HERE TO >>>Order Pot Of Soup Online In Lagos or Abuja

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Go girl! God gat your back, people that hate you are just bunch of fools!

JamieHotSource:
Sometime In February 2017, whilst the Big Brother Naija Show was still airing, It was reported that after the weekly Saturday night party, Bisola and Thin Tall Tony appeared to have had MouthAction. They were seen making out under the bed covers and it progressed to the next level where it looked like Bisola gave him a Mouth Action.


However, Bisola debunked the rumours during a just concluded interview with Beat FM this morning. According to her;

"Nothing happened. The cameras can just lie anyhow. Things were exaggerated. We were just under the sheets. My answer would be the same if he was not married with children. We were kissing and touching."

READ FROM SOURCE: http://www.jamienaija.com/2017/04/i-didnt-have-oral-sex-with-thin-tall.html

Bisola is lying I watch the video!

IntrovertOlu:
I used to be proud of having a big dick, but now it is kinda a big problem for me. I can't even enjoy sex with girls as they always complain. And the thing is, I always tell them before hand that I have a big dick, and even tell them the length (7 inches), but I guess because guys lie a lot about having 9 inches and all that, they usually feel 7 inches isn't that long.

Yesterday, I had my first ménage à trois and I couldn't even enjoy it cos the girls just kept complaining about my size. I think I can conclude that girls only say they love big dicks, but they don't. They like average dicks. They might like to look at a big dick, but they don't enjoy it in them. This issue is affecting me psychologically, as it is almost feels like I would never enjoy sex. And to be honest, I have seen porn with guys with dicks a lot bigger than mine, so I wonder maybe I am just unlucky with the girls I meet.

So, guys...any tips on how to handle this issue?

Guy you are either a ritualist or 419! Please girls beware!

[quote author=EttaKeys post=55495579][/quote]Thunder fire you!

AsiwajuNdigbo:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/04/court-sentence-seven-fulani-herdsmen-kidnapped-chief-olu-falae-life-imprisonment/

These why Nigerian prison will continue to be congested! Why not sentence them to death at once!

chimebube:
Bisola who met other housemates alongside Efe upon their arrival today, gave Thin Tall Tony who she had a thing with while still in the house, a "wehdone sir" sign when she met him today.

Well here's the continuation of the video. She further ignored him, even when she was told she hasn't give Thin Tall Tony a hug, just as she gave other housemates who were present.

Here's the video;

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/04/bisola-further-ignores-thin-tall-tony.html

So when is she going to produced all her blue film that she has been shooting in the house with Tony!

dingbang:
Based on logistics, who muscle help abeg


Am sure if efe walks out on d street with kemen, lots of ladies will drool on Efe

if that happens is because of the 25m, not because he is handsome!

kunlebeat:
Di’ja shares first ever photo of her husband and son

Globacom ambassador and Mavin artsite, Hadiza Salma Blell aka Di’ja has kept a low profile since tying the knot with her husband, Rotima, in a secret ceremony in 2015. She also welcomed her first child, a son, in 2016. After whetting the appetite of her fans and social media followers, the Globacom ambassador finally shared pictures of her husband and her baby boy on..............

Read More http://fabmumng.com/dija-shares-first-ever-photo-husband-son/

Follow On Instagram https://www.instagram.com/fabmumng/

why her baby come resemble Korea!

chimebube:
Yesterday, Bisola who was the first runner-up in the Big Brother Naija competition, jokingly told Ebuka the show's host, that she will kill Tony if the wedding band she saw on his finger meant he's married.

Well the beautiful mother of one, released a video after learning that Thin Tall Tony, who she had a fling with while still in the house, is married. According to Bisola, she never thought of continuing her romance with Tony after leaving the house, though she feels betrayed. She called him a good actor, and also said she hopes his family is doing great.

Here's the video;

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/04/bbnaija-bisola-officially-reacts-to.html


Lalasticlala

Na lie dem go still Bleep at least one round!

TechyNigerian:
The prices are listed in the source, you can check it out

ok

davidif:
Dichotomy?!?!?! Really? Whats the purpose of using hard words when simpler ones would do? Why do Nigerian papers try to show off with unnecesary big words when simple words will do? Haven't you people heard keep it short and simple??
You are writing to educate the public on a country where English is not the native language and yet you are trying to show off your vocabulary. You are not writing a book biko, your job is to educate the massses, majority of whom dont speak english very well so quit trying to impress with your use of hard words that you don't fully understand.

Can you imagine The Guardian (UK) or the New York Times printing a headline like this? Abeg you people need to learn to always keep things short and simple.

A man thinks that by mouthing hard words he understands hard things - Herman Melville


https://www.nairaland.com/3716282/nigerians-use-english-language-bbc

Even me I can't pronounce it very well! Lord have mercy!

TechyNigerian:
Having a 4G enable phone is now the main thing or trendy thing as all the mobile phone provider are implementing the 4G LTE service which means everyone will be enjoying amazing fast speed internet both in the download and upload area.
So why should you still be using a 3G phone when you can get a 4G phone, some will say 4G Phones are expensive but you are wrong, there are 4G LTE phones that are very cheap in Nigeria and are also well used phones in Nigeria.
This phones are actually Good phones with some great reviews online than some products where we hardly know there names

Check Out the list of Cheap 4G Phones in Nigeria
1. Lenovo A5600
2. Gionee P8W
3. Lenovo Vibe B
4. ZTE Blade A452
5. Innjoo Fire 2
6. Innjoo Fire 2 plus
7. Lenovo Vibe P1m
8. Tecno W5
9. ZTE V7 LITE
10. Tecno Camon C5
11. Infinix Hot 4 Pro
12. Innjoo Fire 2 Plus LTE
13. LG K8
14. Innjoo Fire 3 LTE
15. Tecno Camon C9

Source >>http://www.specificationsnigeria.com/cheap-4g-lte-phones-nigeria/

op help us find out the prices!

gethappy13:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEkWIPIZNyM&feature=youtu.be

The guy just turn to celebrity in just 72 days!

stane007:
A Nigerian man dumped his first wife and married a second because the first had all girls. See what happened to him two nights ago. Twitter publicist Ope shared the story and says it happened in his neighbourhood in Ikorodu Lagos.

A man in my street married a second wife cause the first had all girls. I'm happy to say the second gave birth to twin girls yesternight.


Reactions from Nigerians are below.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/04/see-how-karma-dealt-with-nigerian-man.html

The fault is from the man!

Onyejemechimere:
The Big Brother Naija 2017 TV show will finally come to an end tonight and we cant wait to see who walks away with a whooping sum of N25million and an SUV.

While this may make BBN fans feel happy and others feverish, we decided to take a look at what the last housemates said on how the intend to spend the money if the emerge winner. This was revealed to Music star ,Davido

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Efe

The CEO 'Based on logistics' said he will use the money to push his music career.

[img]https://1.bp..com/-Wi4eA2_EfzQ/WOomWgtUT9I/AAAAAAAADes/wDBLD1ItVnU1zHVR5xaeFRtaF342AlQxgCLcB/s400/efe1.jpg[/img]

Bisola

The Mum of one revealed that she will attend a film school or produce her first movie.

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Marvis

The Mass Communication graduate said she’d like to open a bar.

[img]https://4.bp..com/-cBxhPRq4NPQ/WOon6AKdz1I/AAAAAAAADe8/N9B4iol_AqI41qbrh49yxKcc5ycBvM70QCLcB/s1600/unnamed%2B%25284%2529.jpg[/img]

Tboss

The 32-year-old 'Boss lady' and one of the controversial housemates said she would love to have her own Talk Show and take her mother on a trip.

[img]https://2.bp..com/-Uu-ISZjb6pE/WOopDazMkgI/AAAAAAAADfI/wf1to5IW7ssqAZ5y5sCiDg5fzOS7MN1_wCLcB/s1600/bb-tboss.png[/img]

Debie-Rise

She said the N25m will be used to fund her music career and her love for graphics.

[img]https://2.bp..com/-WKesRgksrEs/WOoptCI-zNI/AAAAAAAADfQ/ShZ87nVrHBgRv4aIF69ltyvNEa9lWewogCLcB/s640/IMG-20151128-WA0002.jpg[/img]

Davido impressed with their choices urged housemates to make careful choices and not to be overwhelmed, or they may waste the money.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/04/bbnaija-checkout-how-housemates-say.html

Efe wey carry voice like toad come dey talk about music career! He should have say something else please!