₦airaland Forum

sandraokosun:
what is good 4 the goose is good 4 the gander. Notice how igbos are avoiding the pdp like a plague in their region anamabra, and the last abia election. But want to force what they hate down the throat of nigerians. Same pdp raping their punny since bc. Now they bleeding, they got no say, or complain

serendipityF:
Unfortunately even the naturally fair ladies are now classified as 'bleaching'

Cutehector:
How would d ebony skinned lady feel, when guys are constantly getting attracted to d light skinned girls?

prettytasha:
lol o mehn the residents disfigured the guy

hyfr:
you better enroll in a night class bro

wheesin:
why inventing stuffs that have been invented already.. no creativity.. zero ideas... backwardness of the highest order

Badgers14:
Almost look like Shaq was Photoshopped

But that motherfúker is a giant met him once at a bar in Florida

sexymoma:
tell her to try harder... Nor be so Linda start oo

vodacom:
@ 15mb data cap wheras airtel is 50mb for N100 n gives u access to opera mini,bbm,facebook n even twitter.all mtn social pack are cap not less than 20mb.

sexymoma:
who is this vivian gist

naijainfogalery:
All these bloggers will come here and post all this trash here every week yet none of you is buying mansion in Banana Island.
Abeg instead of all this rubbish. just introduce me to the baba that helped Linda Ikeji do her own, i swear the baba juju dey work well well.
I bet Linda Ikeji isnt doing all these things you listed here.

chukwudi44:
Suddenly Berem abi na Beremx,egift,Omenka etc have all disapeared from bomb blast threads!! How time changes!!!

hinwazaka:
Expect one more in ABUJA this night

misspicy:
In a Nigerian family setting,every child is mandated to do chores to keep the house clean and sparkling so things can move smoothly,some chores are classified as feminine while some are for the masculine gender to do,but in a situation where only a gender dominate in a family the children are forced to do all the chores whether feminine or masculine...

Below are 5 masculine chores i did as a female child

1) car washing : washing of cars is seen as a male duty but i did it though am a female,because we had no male adult except dad..inshort i bet no guy on nairaland can wash car inside out as well as i can

2) clearing of compound : this is weeding of grasses especially during rainy season so everywhere can look clean....this is a chores i do every last saturday of the month,inshort i don't think any nairaland guy can handle hoe and cutlass like me

3) slaughtering of livestock : slaughtering of sunday chicken is a regular routine for me,now imagine me killing the christmas goat ...though this is a masculine chore,i bet some nairaland guys are afraid of catfish which i slaughter for dinner pepper soup everyday

4) jeans washing : you all know how stubborn jeans trousers and skirts are,i remember how i do scrub dad's jeans every laundarying saturday....



5) shoe polishing : shoe polishing is a chore i will not forget in a hurry,my dad's black and brown shoes always got a shine every morning,most times i tell friends about this,they have this suprised look on their faces ...i know the best brand of polish for shoes but am not gonna tell you all

So guys,what are the feminine chores you did while growing up or are still doing,ladies lets see masculine chores you all did too....leggo

Jollyjoy:
Am very good at electrical connections aka illegal connection,if nepa cut your light dont worry just mail me i go do am for u sharparly

KingEbukasBlog:

prettytasha:
okayy

bigtt76:
Na queen's sized bed ona wan sleep?

justmenoni:
Naso una no dey hear... I say make u free Mr abi na until u learn lesson... Joke isn't when a jobless kid like you abuse me of working 15hrs a day for 1200 a day...mind your business and mind You someone working is far better than your lots so like I said earlier mind your business and watch yourself online cos you might really be messing with the wrong people.

quote author=ikombe post=39236452]so are u wan of them. Bad guys who doesnt accept jokes

GistStory:
Women are now more like THUGS; committing blunders here and there. God help me with a better woman that wouldn't attempt cutting off ma prick

babasolo:
musicians of cos,, actors to get money from endoresment deals e.g francis Odega

justmenoni:
Seriously stop quoting me,I don't deal with ppl like u...just be careful cos Nairaland ain't faceless like you can imagine and mind You not everyone accepts jokes or critism....

uote author=ikombe post=39235647] you did a good job digging my profile out from facebook . Na people like u we need for EFCC

SmartMugu:
When did robbers cut Airforce1's hand with axe? Never heard that story. So, Airforce1 only has one hand now?

petkoffDrake:
so she'll be happy if he rots in jail..... OK