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Ebony-Silk:
More like a Nigerian thing. . . .Ekiti women does the same thing.

The mother's mother bathes the baby, pulls his legs and arms (forgot the significance), and carries the baby upside down for like a few seconds.

Does that explain why some Ekiti men reason upside down, for a few seconds?

Just asking if its not true, plllllllzzzzzzzzz dont roll ur eyes on me. Its against my culture and believes.

**osisi:
Ikomi needs someone like Tpia to feed him otapiapia

tpia na trouble now, anybody wey enter tpia claws, even fire service no go fit save am.

Ebony-Silk:
~roll eyes~

please dont quote if ur going to type such - ~roll ur eyes~

We are all saying the same thing, Hauwa is no doubt a lovely girl. But Pres needs to take his prescriptions.

Ebony-Silk:
Are you okay?

No am not. 

I learnt you are Mary Magdaline, and that you've got healing powers? 

Ebony-Silk:
dnt quote me again, plz, if you're going to type such

And Inshort let me seriously warn u, or let me warn u seriously. You are guilty of the same offence, why did u quote me? 

**osisi:
We have our "official voice" at work and amongst colleagues
and an "unofficial voice " which is the the one at home and amongst your fellow Nigerians.
Is there are problem with that?

Its like talking to Oyibo and u sound zim zim zim, he would not get a thing ur saying, and when ur talking to ur own personal person, u should not sound ween ween ween.

U just need to know when to walk straight and when to zig zag.

But Osisi dat ween ween ween fune got u on my side otherwise u would have thrown me of as another Okoro. Ar think? 

How kind of u. Make sure u FedEx the food to him please and make sure its warm enough so it wont be cold when it's delivered. One more thing dont forget to add a lot of poison in the food, doctors prescribed some for him yesterday. Get the list of him and add them, am sure he would be pleased. At least he wont need to swallow them raw.

Ebony-Silk:
What does the missing nose mean?

The missing nose?  Even this Emoticon has no nose. 

When u have a pimple on the tip of your nose Ebony can u conceal it? Well except ur a muslim.

It's a mark she gave to her, in other that everyone would ask wat happened to her nose, it would be left for her to either tell a lie or speak the truth.

Knowing women they would always say the truth. Hahahahaa.

Yeah just because I did her a favour, I only slept with her husband.

*Hauwa*:
i'm not a home breaker biko nu

If u like bring down Pres's window or door. He has sworn he wont move from his current house. His eyeing his neighbours daughter.

presido1:
Ikocrazy shee u go support me

If the child drops of your hands while your staring at preety girls or watching football, isi na owu Ikomi.

Anyway gaaa mere Aloy.Emeka omugwo. Ha si na nwuye ya muru ejima. 

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*Hauwa*:
i have been looking for uda and uziza for my goat meat pepper soup but can't find it here. any idea? i don't know the english name and am tired of having to describe it to those ghana store owner. that seed is great, osisi don't forget aligator pepper too.

Go in there and tell them you want Zauzi you might be lucky they would understand what you want. Turning things around abit could bring you some luck. 

ibkaye:
looks more like puff puff

I no talk am, she don call puff puff - akara.

The proper oyibo name should be dough though not sure. 

Wey Sauron wey go school, to help out.

Osisi stop putting up those pictures as if you can cook when we know u cant succesfully boil hot water.

All u will do is make Pres eat his computer, he has not seen good Okazi in a long while, his good with chicken and chips.

*Hauwa*:
osisi, so na ya face be that? sister, you fine o i mean the one with dark bead necklace

Wat are u implying

afam4eva:
Afam wu Afam.

Now thats wat I call a rhyme. Okwu Igbo amaka.

Good to know. keep it that way.

@Pres

Pres Onwere onye na acho gi uka?

Gbam kam zi ha nam na alu Judo.

asha 80:
@Ikomi
There are 2 in white with crucifix.Is it the fair or dark one?

My friend if you cant see just say so.

My opticians are very good, they give glasses free for each one u buy.

Inshort go and ask Osisi.

afam4eva:
@ osisi
nne imaka

Afam iwu onye Igbo?

So why dont we see you in Igbo kwenu thread.

No worries, wait for the fine. Its just £300

asha 80:
Which one is osisi in the church pics?

The one in white with the crucifix. Can u see her? If u cant let me know.

@Osisi in church image

Osis is dat u? U seem a bit busty here ooohhhh.

D last time I saw u u were'nt that big, hope u have'nt tried those implants?  

Osisi u know wat av always wanted to marry a Rev. sister. U know that way I need not worry, I can travel round the world on a years journey and I would be sure no one has tampered with her.

Osisi wat do u advice?

presido1:
u wan turn crazy man.

Wat in the world makes u think everyone that smokes ganja is mad?

Emmmm wats ur name again? Pres. 

Everything in life was created by the almighty for a purpose, its only the misuse of it that leaves us out of place.

And can you define madness?

When Eisten was asked to define madness, he said and I qoute: "Madness is when u keep doing the same thing over and over again and hope to get a different result"

I will tell you the most mad men I know, most of them are African leaders, they have kept there own pple in perpetual poverty and for years and years and years to come, they would keep blaming their own troubles on the west. While there own suffer. so who is mad I ask, the man at Kuramo beach whom God might easily forgive of his sins for he has done not much harm to no one else but his own self, or the leaders who have made so many do things they would not naturally have done just to avoid poverty. Immmm Pres?

I might not be able to quote it correctly now, but I know it also warns in the holy book, that whosoever makes any of his child depart from there natural inclined ways will not go unpunished. 

Pres go and taste ganja, all your brains channel will open. 

~Sauron~:
I hate the smell of indo so i never indulged meself in it.
Cigarettes are just as bad and 100% tacky.
Jeeeeez, just stick to alcohol.

Guess ur gonna die healthy dude. Probably u dont even drink.

Thats good, but its not a one way ticket to heaven.

I might still be shaking ur hands in hell.

**osisi:
I need an edo person on this thread to tell me Eze Chima is a Bini name

Eze Chima is an undisputable bini name.

And for ur information its benin and not bini.  

Have'nt u heard?

A father might have a son, a king might own a man, but whatever that man choses to do, is in his right, since his soul is in his own keeping alone, as long as it harms no one else.

Okay my name is Eze Chima and am from benin, how about that.  

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Ezeagu ezeagu ijiya. Eeeeeeeezeeeeeeagu. 

Three bottles of tombo liquor and one tin of anwuru coming your way.

If you perform this feat again I will not hesitate to throw in my wife.

Osisi I thought I should show you my culture since u asked.

Its one of the greatest culture. So you watch, ur wellcome to join if you want. 

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Its a tour guide about the life of the great Robert Nesta Marley, popularly known as Bob Marley.

U might be wondering wat its all about. 

Romeo idi right.

i love u = ifunaya

**osisi:
ogidi people sabi sing?
na soso ajebutter una be
no ne all of una grandfather be court ma for the colonial masters

If Ogidiboy says he is not Ajebutter, then he must be Ajecheese, or should we call him Ajemayonaise.

~Sauron~:
It contains cyanide and few grammes of sarin.
U taste it and it's your obituary.

@Sauron

Seems like u like Osisi, u always answer to everything she says.

So all that ur argument na another thing u dey find.

U don enter soup now, no 2 ways about it.

The boy has made a great mistake.

He does not know that am Dinta nna agba egbe, aka ne gbu anu.

DeReloaded:
Stalking to the highest order

So you think am stalking Sauron. U've not seen stalking.

If I dont get Sauron and put him in my good pot of soup, then am not a complete Igbo man.

~Sauron~:
It's not ma fault. . . . . . .I was lending a helping hand.
Osisi and her Youtube notoriety. . . . .
She will get tired after a while, never mind
I am surprised i have not seen Oliver De Coques video here.

Speak of a Ram and truly truly I say unto you it would appear, so it was in the days of Abraham.

Wokem how now are you coming?

Post my culture kwo?

Walai talahi me a no get am for culture.