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pres-elect:

ebelebe igba

onu anukwanu m ooooo

ikomi, eleekwanu ebe oga a nu mata na jihova ka ndi jamo na akpo ja? owu na bedroom gi?

Ebelebe Nke Igba, Onwere ebe ozo ima?

$osisi:
Ikomi hapu m aka
o kwa unu achuola all the young girls n'abia here chufu o ha far away

Osisi aghagi'm ahapu gi aka until gaa ekpe ta na owu Jehova ka Jamaicans n'na akpo Jah.

Sooo igaaaa enye'tum?

Dont take that too serious though, just want to let you know nothing is impossible.

But still Osisi igaaaaa enye'tum. lol.

ifyalways:
Ikomi,i never knew u can be so good.ndumodu i nyere nwa bekke ahu amaka.i never expected dat from u.sour roots producing sweet fruits u seem to be

Does dat mean na iga enyetum? 

$osisi:
Thank you
biko gwa Ikomi na di m n'egbu kwa nmadu .
The man toro na Onitsha bridge head
Ikomi kwuo kwa nonsense,o weputa agboro Onitsha di ya n'ahu

Osisi here is ur answer, watch this carefully. 

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$osisi:
hmm
agaba i di kwa too much o
i maka nma nwoke
biko stop tempting us

Ohh ohhh ohhh, eeehhhhnnnnn dats it.

Inshort as from tomorrow nga na apa weight 20 times a day.

But Osisi apawa begi'm weight and awum fire, mpawa weight now u will run now?

asha 80:
Nna picture profile gi di egwu

Afo gi yichara onye na-eme sit up

Boy if u didn't mention it, amagim na agaba nwere picture. So agaba owu udi akpu obi'a ka nna eji ajakwasa ify.

No wonder the girl ewena bow leg.

platinumnk:
hes playing one

How can u conclude like dat.

@Poster

I would not be typing this if I had not given my word to give u some advise.

I think what you really need to find out is if this guy loves you.

If he does then leave him with his games, but when u can as subtle as you can, let him know u understand what his doing, or make him understand the way you interpret his actions.

If truly his got a heart I believe he would then understand he is hurting someone and try to act responsibly.

While you try to let him know you understand what his game is or ur interpretation of his game, let him also know you have a time limit to endure the pain of his actions, when you give a time make it clear, put a time of year but never a particular date.

You get what I mean, like "if you dont start been true to me by fall, spring or winter, I would have to reconsider this relationship". Biut dont say it all the time otherwise it would loose value. But in your most quite moments when you ask him about his girls, he would always want to play the smart one, sometimes dont question his answers, but if you see a lie in it quietly point out the lies and let him know time is running out.

And when he exceeds the time limit giving to him and you dont see a change, just walk, if he comes begging, you could give him another chance, but let him know you ain't taken no non-sense, he either act right or get the final boot.

Then if he truly loves you he would act right, if he doesn't he might tell you to go to hell immediately there and then.

I dont know how you would take it if he acts otherwise - telling you to move on. But this is what I know, responsible men love strong women, women who can carry on when they tire, until they regain there strength, and the only way they sometimes realise how strong a woman is, is only when you tell them you ain't standing for no nonsense, quietly but strictly.

Look all responsible men love there mother, because that loving, but strict care is exactly what shaped them, although they might not be aware of it, but in there subconsciousness it still directs them. So when they want a woman they are unknowingly looking for the same thing - invariably a mother in disguise.

How about that for an advice.

Damn I should be a counsellor.

Amebo no. 1. Keee kwanu, I dont really know u but you sound like a very knowledgeable person.

Please talk to Osisi, dont take no for an answer. If u come back with no as an answer, your knowledge might change to ignorance overnight. Inanu?

Ad give u advice. Why?

Although am not a woman, that is an advantage on ur side I believe.

Did I mention I wont charge u. No I wont.

tamme:
shes so stupid, osisi

A California scientist has discovered a new species of lichen, a plant growth that looks a bit like moss, and has named it in honor of President Obama.

Kerry Knudsen, lichen curator of the University of California, Riverside Herbarium, found the species -- now known as Caloplaca obamae -- two years ago on Santa Rosa Island in California.
http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2009/04/new-lichen-species-named-for-obama.html

Obama is the new Messiah.

Like he said himself: "Am bleesed".

Who says his not? Let him speak now or forever hold his peace.

tamme:
that girl is a case. happy they banned her

May u be a suitbox. Isssseeeeeeeeeeeeee

Why should you call my dear Osisi a case? eehhhh Suitebox.

If he sells 1000 genuine copies I think his done well.

Na vex.

Ima nam wu Oyibuster, so nche nam gaa enye pu aka.

Anyway otu si'e gi ike, let me know. Inanu? 

Oyi? ah ah, Oyi? 

Now how far are u? Oyi? 

Nti abua anukwana ihe nka. Oyi? 

I wish am ur husband, inshort that law is perfect.

Since u need my permision to go out, it would always be - u cant go out until u give some nicki.

Such that allowing u to go out would be a gift for given some nicki.

Look I think Afghan is the best place to live.

What brand of Linux did u burn, and what version?

Afghan President Hamid Karzai has ordered an urgent review of a controversial new law that critics say might tolerate rape within marriage.

1 wives are obliged to have sexual relations with their husbands at least once every four days

2 women cannot leave home without their husband's permission

Critics say the law limits the rights of women from the Shia minority and authorises rape within marriage.

To be honest I don't have a problem with the number 1. Honestly if I was leaving in Afghanistan ad be very happy with the first one, but at the same time it will seriously leave me wondering what in the world the law makers are doing, should they be busy thinking about how to improve the life's of the citizenry's, or they spend there time reading penthouse.

Honestly av always believed there are crazy places on earth, its been confirmed to me everyday.

Am sure I can answer a few ASP.Net questions. 

If u've got one post it here and be sure ad come in at least once a day to answer, if I dont readily have an answer ad find an answer. Hope I have not said too much.

Aight bring it on. 

brianromel:
Buy a bootable xp installation cd,e.g xp 05,08 or vista bootable.
Slot the cd into your laptop,shutdown and startup your system,as you press your on button,keep tapping f12 til an option comes up prompting you to select your booting device,select cdrom drive and just follow wat comes up next,you will see options asking you to delete partitions and create partitions.

Easy peasy.

If u have the newly installed Win OS runing then:

Boot up to Start:

Select Control Panel:

In Control Panel select Administrative Tools:

In Administrative Tools select Computer Management:

In Computer Management under Storage node select Disk Management: then

Tell us what u see. 

Delete the right partition. Pleeezzzzzzzzz. 

familierl:
you didnt format your hard drive.u only install a new operating system, so if u want to format it, call me during the process for guide lines.cheers!!!08050251386

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If dont get the solution from the above mail me. ikomi@ikomi.ikomi 

If u got a bootable CDROM OS thats what its meant to do as far as I know. Boot from CD.

Aight to get it running on ur computer u need to download a Linux Image (.ISO).

Burn the Image to empty CD's then u have an installable Linux OS.

Well to get it runing side by side with windows u need to partition ur hard drive, then install the the Linux.

When partitioning ur hard drive be very careful u might loose all ur files.

Well what you have to know is that most Linux OS's might have different name, most of them share the same kernel, the difference in the names is the features that come with them.

Get a book that explains Red Hat and you might be in bizness. But I must let you know that is the problem with Open Sources, you never get a complete manual in one source you just need to keep looking around.

Av been using it for 4 years now so I know. You never get everything in one place.

Back to ur question. How to start?

1.Try installing one first, runing side by side with windows, cos am sure sometimes ud always want to go back and save urself problems.

2. Keep trying to make it as functional as ur windows OS.

3. Join forums, ask questions, learn to use the shell that is the easiest way to get things done in there.

I dont think av been very helpful have I? lol

Okaaaaaayyyyyyyy here is a link http://www.linux.org/docs/online_books.html

Good luck bro, did I metion its of advantage to have some coding skill, not to worry u dont need to be an expert, at least u just need to know how to get around things when they dont work as they should.

asha 80:
Tufia. Oyi strings.

Yeah tufia. Oyi strings.  

_{Ify biko iga enyem maa eyi tu. Eyi tu be gi mu G strings b4.} Biko.  

Seun:
Thread unlocked. Pls, mod, let it remain unlocked.

@Mod

Actually thats an order.

Try locking this thread again, then u will see what will happen to u. Moooooodddddd.

agabaI23:
@Ikomi
gudi ivini nwam
Kedu ka imere?

O tegokwa. Ekene diri chukwu ma ka ify mm

Insult upon wound.

asha 80:
O mega ihe ichoro i me na clitoria ya

Yeah omego ihe ichoro ime, and what are u going to do about that.

Owurum bu gi maa egbou Pres.

*Hauwa*:
Ify thank you ezigbo nwanyi  

Oooh Oooh Oooh Oooh, u wont thank me for all the good advice av been given to u.  

Eeehhhh Hauwa.  

I see ur mind is made up u want to go with Pres. Ngwa nu halele.  

agaba123 good evening.

ifyalways:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoUnocqnjsw
 Hauwa,enjoy with Pres  

Oooh Oooh Oooh Oooh u have started enjoying with already. Hauwa annnnaaaaaaaa.  

Dont let Pres tamper with u. There is a lady here we call NnenneIgbo, since Pres tampered with her, we've not heard from her again.

I hate to say this but I hope he has not tampered with Osisi. She's been missing.  

*Hauwa*:
is nwa mpi not those smelling small he goats?

Em Hauwa dont try to get words of my mouth. I dont fancy it.

ifyalways:
lmao
Hauwa am going to look for it now.BTW Pres just claimed hes with u having fun in Pretoria,i dont know what to say but that boi is danger personified.He does not miss any free-kick or even Throw-in,he aims for goallllllls.
Ada oma pls be kiaful

Dats no joke. Truly.

Pres in Igbo is wat we call nwa mpi. To him all fish is fish there is no small fry.  

Iffffffffffffffffffyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Where have u been. I was saying to myself, ma mu afugi Ify eba today, iwe ga abiam.

And b4 iwe abiam u appeared, am so happy.

But now iwe abialam. Pres came wit u.

romeo:
It's more common with people like you Afam. I want to see you in Igbo kwenu thread then i will take your words to be a serious one.

romeo:
@poster
live by example!! visit igbo kwenu thread and write igbo sometimes Mr. Afam4eva.

Dont mind the burger.

Afa ya wu afam?