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presido1:
Ikomi which dowry are u on about? iwu papa ya ka iwu onye village ha.

Comon go and sit down!

Ituru nwa ahu ka okuko, and u still want to kaidele umune ya anya.

Look Pres take time.

ifyalways:
Isi ewu na okpa efi washed down with better up-wine,imanu what follows next 
Yeah,i wont leave Ofeke,do ya worst 

Ha enye gi sausage? Sausage na anaghi eri na publiky.

presido1:
Bia Ikommiri respectia ur manhood ebe ahu?

Wat do u mean?   Ikporo nwatakiri ahu without any dowry paid. I bia eba na aba mba.

Ify hapu ama ndi ofeke, ka ama ndi ofeke hapu gi. Iriela nu ihe na ato gi,u just cant leave ama ofeke.  

ifyalways:
Ikomi,zuzuwe

Is dat wat u call it? This thread anyi meheri the other day has gotten to 10 already, Ogagi ara ahu, oru 100 then Seun na ndi otuya akpochie the thread.

U know my joy about that, at least anyi agaa ama, ma Achike Udenwa okpochi'naghi na boot moto ya movuo.

ifyalways:
ole ebe i huru Iroko na ugba?nnenne 

Oga awukpa there, oga awukpa there, Ify ur a genius. No doubt oga awukpa there.

youngies:
A mara m na imaghi na udiri aji di nwa ada n'ukwu nwechere umu anumanu bi ebe ahu na echekwa ojolojolo ya.

Thanks for the info. Owu ya wu nam ga eji lawn mower. Kee size lawn mower irecomendiri, owu tractor size ka owu hand pushed. I think nga ebu tractor size, Iroko tree nwere ike ino there. Nwa ahu anaghi aza Osisi for nothing.

youngies:
ha eme ya ihe nwanyi uzbekistan mere nke Tosh na city center.

The truth don dey come out. Onu ana agba egbe ona acho condom. I said it, ihe awugi anya oma. Biko kowara anyi oohhhh, maybe from there anyi ga amata what happened truly to ihe Pres. Ike kpe, owu nke Pres ka ona e'useu now. Osi anyi na owu Bank lady, youngies kowaaa biko.

ifyalways:
rofl
ppl can dream dreams 
ijiji ha ndi singing 

I must let u know na ihe ahu ijiji na agu wu nkwa true true. 

Otu Iji si na agu nkwa otu omara, so also umu nnunu, awo na agu kwa nke ya. Iga asi na umere akumbe (cricket) awugi nkwa?

Owu ya mere Igbo ji si Onye'na Nkeya.

Osisi C'mon bia my house bia kpucharu aru b4 I get angry with u? 

youngies:
Ebe Babyo rioro ariro, o bu mmasi m ka agbaghara ya mmehe ya, but o ga aga kpuchapu aru a na ulo Ikomi, n'ihi ka oghara ime anyi n'ile affect na this community.

Ikomi I know you to be a gentlenama, emekwala ihe obula na ezighi ezi oge BabyO ga na akpuchapu aru a n'ulo gi. Marakwa na o ga agba oto ma i na asa ya ahu with mmiri ngene abali ato n'ulo gi.

Under no circumstances should Agaba assist you, it is forbidden.

Youngies av been seeing u from afar amaghim na imara ihe otua. Now we can be good friends, ur judgement is as good as solomon's.

Yeah oga abia kpuchapu aru, but dont forget youngies e'werem carrot, and its not 4 fancy, so twistie judgement gi ahu abit.

Okugburu onwe ya na away match. She raised that topic ka omara ndi nwere big carrot, onaghi aliki iwasti time with small carrots.

*Hauwa*:
Ikomi, my mom's side but i lived in the north and west

Anyhow ur wellcome, I like ur username Hauuuuuuwwwwwa. Sounds good.

Am Ikomi Nwa Aba

Our thread is fun filled, enjoy urself.

If anyone annoys u, tell us.

If anyone makes u laugh, laugh wholeheartedly.

And if u want to visit me, just inform me ad move Osisi's things to the guest room. They are not much though, just a few G strings. The thing don dey vex me.

Like I said wellcome.

presido1:
Tosh gakwa wetere m my thingi, ubosi 14 eru we nso. Rashes or no Rashes anaghi astarti ya twice.

Babyo agala worri ndi nze na ozo ga ezuko soon, anyi ga agbaghara gi but mbosi ozo ekwukwala odika okwu ahu.

Ahuru m Agaba na chinase mediacal store ebe ona aju nwanyi chinase ma ha onwere ogwu enlargementi ya si na owu Tosh ka ona azutara ya. . Nwa mama obu eziokwu?

Tosh wetere m ihe m biko otherwise nga eripoti nwanyi banki ahu na nke ndi uwe ojii of handling stolen property and sexual assult on my stuff.

The Chinese shop ono near nke mama Caro? Odim ka owukwa eziokwu.

But alikei'ghim iha ina ekwu ka'a gbaghara Osisi, Ijoro kam gbaa loss?  Inshort Tosh, nwanyi ahu kwe, iyeghi another loan and writia off the first one, iworike hapu wara ya the thing, because Pres ahhh choro ntiyerem aja na garri. 

toshmann:
ikomi, a female bank manager ji ihe presido. eji m ya biri bank ego m ji ga buru akwuna one weekend like that winter turu baaad. so ihe presido representiri well. kama de thin were some rashes n'enweghi full explanation. ya mere egorobe ya yet. mana the thing kara aka.

In that case Osisi is coming near to crucifixion na my room. Owu cha'gi na obi di mu uto that it is coming to that, but if it comes to that am sure na obi aghagi adim njo. I might be happy still.

**osisi:
ikomi o di ka the thing ka gi njo n'isi
am I sure na igba gi small size ka ndi Chinese

Okwagi we will do our best to be fair and proof u wrong, then I will do my best to humble u. Mu wa Chinese. U go soon hear am.

toshmann:
ahuru babyo nyuru na lagos n'eshi ushi na japan.
babyo mere sacrilege. generations unborn ga ewe iwe.

nooooooooooooooooooo, aruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

umunna bianu o, babyo na ario aririo, kedu ihe ga eme ugbua? especially as the oracle of the hills and caves ekwuola na BabyO ga akwu ugwo ihe ometere.

agaba, u have de floor

Ad have to take the floor by force cos by the looks of things u are not going to seed it to me.  

BabyO ekwuo na ihe okwuru, and most of us are angry, anger in my own view is not wrong but is also not absolutely right.

Amam na ihem buru ibu. And only me and Osisi know, thats why ochogi ibia ebem.  And owu ya wu iwem.

But others iwe na ewe, u need to justify ur iwe. Its either u post the length of ur thing here, or take a picture of it and post it here, kanyi wee mara ma odi big enough or not. Getting angry without any justification, in my own view is not right.

If out of all the men ino na threadia only 4 (namely agaba, Tosh - whom am not very sure of - and Romeo) could unequivocally say na aha ihe ha wu Ebuka. Then that is not a good average, otherwise BabyO might still be on the right course.

Afterall I know ihe mere some pple erebegi ihe Press. No market.  

The price ha na ekpe ya di too bad, hasi na nke ndi Japanese kaya nma.

So wat are we talking about.  

If we can all proof Osisi wrong, then and only then, would I support crucifying Osisi - with ropes -  to my bed naked. I will feed her and keep watch on her, for a whole year.  

These are the true words of alusi igburibe. 

asha 80:
unu chia ochi http://music.afriville.com/nwa-aba-m477.html

Ikomi na heavy Aba boy, Nwa Aba kam bu. Wetin we no get kwanu? We get babes wey fine pass Osisi. 

Osisi ichokwa kanyi piritu anyi a piriwa, Mr Osisi/Nwando wont do nothing. Gba ya nam wu Nwa Aba. 

Perfect song.

ifyalways:
lmao
Ikomiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii,so i ma aku bandi?which wavelenght buko 
left,right,center,front,back ndi igbo nwe nkwa. 

Anam aku at a very high frequency, my oscillation wu 50 per minute. Ify atryi kwalamu, there is a big chance na iga abia( u will come).  .

toshmann:
babyosisi mebocha anyi nile . . . . inclyding me. . . . toshmann nwa mama, anu ana agba egbe ona acho condom1, bia nakpo ndi ga ariortara ya aririo. . . osisi aruola ala. . . anyi ga eme ya ihe . . . . . .otherwise o ga eme ihe ndia ka udo diriya. . . .agaba inwekwara ike add-ia to the list

babyosisi shall bring the following for cleansing and appeasing the gods of igbo thread for her to be pardoned and re-accepted as a special sister . .

I. 2 virging cockroaches , one must be female, born in egypt and one must be male born in sudan
2. five albino mosquitoes, one must have operated in river nile.
3. five white cocks. each with a red headf
4. a housefly that has one eye.
5. a spider with 9 legs
6. 7 red candles
7. 1 piece of pure white cloth
8. 200mls of water from river jordan.
9. tortoise breast milk
10. a pice of chalk and $777.77 forwarded to spiritual acc @ jp morgan chase,  . acc#7137 666 419 AKOBT

THESE SHOULD BE DONE BEFORE MIDNIGHT. and at midnight she should go to imo river and have a bath  . . . naked . . .and wait for what the gods will ask her to do . . .

OR ELSE . . . . . . .   

unu gbaghara na edere ya n'okwu bekee

OR ELSE

Sentenced to live with Ikomi in hard labour. Osisi the gods have spoken. 

*Hauwa*:
On behalf of osisi nwa mama
Bikonu gbahara osisi maka ihe okwuru maka amu unu (amu onye)? be specific now
egwuru egwu k'o na egwu (egwu eh, ezioku

Hauwa ur name sounds familar and ur written is admirerable although both is a disjoint set.

Nne iwu onye Igbo, ka iwu onye Ugbu (which means replacing the 'w' in ur name with 's').

Just to confirm.

ifyalways:
ole otu mmadu ga eji si na ndi igbo a naghi akulite bandi elu?

It is not today she has been insinuating it. So I told Osisi:

Zuta drum with 2 drum sticks bute ya ebem kam kuora gi nkwa.

Till today Osisi ebute be'gi the drum. I guess ujo di ya nam na aku pieces. Maa ma kugie ya ukwu.

**osisi:
Now with sizeable oil wealth in Imo,Anambra and Abia states,I say give us Biafra

That's exactly what ad say, on one condition though. That u would move in with me when we go back there. 

But u know we were together b4. I mean Abia and Imo. B4 u raise eyebrows.

We could still come back together again. I mean me and u.

At least a man with some money in his pocket - oil in the ground - needs some happiness.

Wats ur answer? 

Osisi couples disagree sometimes, thats just wat happened between these 2, although this was fatal.

Look Osisi if ur not careful the way u talk about the unfortunate man, that Racoon will bite of ur nipple 4 talking down its human lover. 

**osisi:
Please we're accepting donations.
God bless you as you give.

Suggestion of names would also be highly appreciated. Otherwise if care is not taken we might name them all chukwu.

Nwachukwu, Tobechukwu, Tinachukwu, Kelechukwu, Nkemchukwu, Nwanyichukwu, Ezechukwu, Peterchukwu.

Please send ur suggestion to Osisi please. 

Isn't she our hero

A US woman has given birth to eight babies, becoming just the second person recorded in the US to have delivered a set of living octuplets.

The six boys and two girls, who were nine weeks premature, were delivered by Caesarean section in the hospital near Los Angeles, California.

The babies weighed in at between 1lb 8 ounces (820g) and 3lb 4oz (1.47kg) and are all said to be doing well.

They were screaming and kicking around very vigorously, a doctor said.

The mother, whose identity has not been revealed, has asked that limited information be released about the births.

Medical team describe a 'successful' delivery

A spokeswoman at the Bellflower medical centre described the deliveries, which took place in the space of five minutes, as "truly amazing".

The medical team had scheduled a Caesarean section for seven babies, but doctors were surprised when an eighth came out.

"Lo and behold, after we got to Baby G, which is what we expected, we were surprised by Baby H," said Dr Karen Maples.

Three of the babies needed help breathing, but all were otherwise doing well, a doctor said.

The babies will be in incubators for at least six weeks and the mother is planning to breast feed them all, the hospital officials said.

'Just enjoy it'

The world's first live-born set of octuplets were delivered in Houston, Texas, in 1998.

One baby died about a week later - but the surviving children celebrated their 10th birthday in December.

Their Nigerian-born mother, Nkem Chukwu, said the new parents had much to look forward to, the Associated Press agency reported.

"Just enjoy it. It's a blessing, truly a blessing," Mrs Chukwu was quoted as saying. "We'll keep praying for them."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7852623.stm

agaba123:
Ewo nnemma, Ezigbo ifyp
Anoghi m ya.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=xNarn1MY6kY
laru nke oma

Ihe na emekwa na thedi anyia.

ifyalways:
chi ana eji na eluigwe?

Not really, but angels na'a ezu ike. After anyiwa (we) angels nzoputara unu (you) umu nmadu, from all ur ajuo omumes (sin), we need some rest. So when we the angels go under our blanket we literally define it as chi ejiena.

Onwere ebe ina aga nabalia? U seem angry nam si gi goodnight. Owu na chi anaghi ji ebe unu bi?

ifyalways:
which eveidence more do u need?
Tosh erela ya were di ego ga buru Felimbombo for 3 solid days.
iwe na ewem,nkea bu fruad of the highest order.

Ify dont worry ama ebe nga ejighi de ya, I just dont want to mention names yet.

ifyalways:
GC sendirim photo nwa ya.a nurum ya na radio Fm Owerri.baby and dad are so cute.
Ikomi,ndo i feel ya pains.ole ntasi?

Anaghim aghota ihe i'naa ekwu, isi nam muru nwa or wat? Kee ihe ina ekwu, anaghim anuma ihe nabali, Ify chi ejie na.

ifyalways:
we should be asking Tosh na Romy,kemgbe di day ha wetara mgbizi for the nchapu,we are yet to hear anything,ndia a rupula anyi na the game.

U nailed it there, odim ka orele ya. Ify odim ka orele ya. He has corned us. I will not name anybody though till I get some evidence. But odim ka orele ya, Ify orele ya.

ifyalways:
anurum na GC a muola nwa nwoke Ikomi shame on toi

Inuru ya na CNN ka obu BBC?  Kee ebe inuru ya? 

ifyalways:
ole Pres/Fromuk?

Good question. Unu juo onye wotere (nkpishi) scissors. Since we talked about money anaghi anukpa umere pres, and onye wotere nkpishi anaghi ekwu kwa okwu. I think am been corned. 

Ihe ona ekwuzi now bu about Ify, as  kezaya. Unu juo ya ajuju Pres, am been corned. 

Now osim na ya no na Ohio.

agaba123:
ifyp Oliakwanu?
kedu ka imere?

I thought na unu bi together?

Am a heavy kalabari man from Abonema.

Am in here to say kalabari Igbakam.

If u dont understand that, then ur not a true indigine of kalabari.

Long live the daughters and sons especially daughters of kalabari.

So be it.

onyinye2:
That's why i loff you Ikomi. I kwa mgbe {think this is right} na-ari oriri of ndi non-native speakers.

bTw. . . . . . . what does it mean?? Cause I for one would like to know.

I will try and explain this to u, but u got to put ur imagination into use. 

Ihe nduri = means a sharp projecting organ, part or object
Ihe nsonye = means dipping into ----------- ( now what osisi & agaba are dipping into is wat I dont know) 
Ihe nsori = could mean enjoyable, enjoyably.

So now put it all together= sharp object dipping into -------------- enjoyably. (fill the blank)

Option for the blank I dont know, and dont ask me. 

I could only suggest "a tree branch dipping into water enjoyably."

ifyalways:
Ikomi,movies baby,i said movies.Nurses are good.

Wat kind, movies di na udi'na udi.  Unu anukwa? Movies 

In short where is crackles 

From Ikomi

I knew Biafra would come to reality one day. Now our Messiah is here, President Obama.

From: MrCrackles

It is alright to be a fool only when someone is a toddler or a kid but an adult displaying so much foolishness, is absolutely disturbing!
Wetin concern Obama and bloody fucking Biafra naw?
Una never suffer reach, lofty dreamers!!
Messiah ko, Bereko-oyan ni!!

Crackles or wat do u call urself, did u read my whole post or u just took that line out of contest.

Crackles if by any chance inaghi ewe ike igucha edemede, then dont read at all.

As they say half knowledge is dangerous, u should have read my whole post not just taking the first line and attacking me.

Crackles ima kwara ihe?  Ehnnn Crackles? 

Crackles  Oga abata eba, Anyi ga crack ya here soon. 

Unu lekwa my post here b4 crackles abam ogu

From Ikomi

I knew Biafra would come to reality one day. Now our Messiah is here, President Obama.

Am sure he would come to our aid, he just has a lot to do in this Order:

US Economy
US Welfare System
US Education
US Health Care
Green Energy
Corruption in Washington
Iraq
Afghanistan
Middle East
Iran
Russia
South Korea
China
Sudan
South American Trade
Venezuela (Mr Hugo can someone finish the rest)
Nato Expasion
United Nation Agenda
Corruption in Africa
Zimbabwe HIV/Cholera/Hunger (ohh sorry I forgot Mugabe   )
Kenya

Am sure he would definately look into Biafra, in his third term as Ambassador, to naija.

Let me guess what his meessage to Biafrans would be:

To those who would sow hatred we would defeat u.  Undecided

And Biafrans would answer:

President Obama if u don't know what to say u may as well go back to the states. 

President Obama better come up with good plans 4 Biafra or else ad be angry with him.   

Kam puo kwa here b4 anyone knows my intention.   

Crackles 

Now thats funny.

On a serious note:

Isi naha wokem ahh wu Ikomi?

Iha wu Identity theft. Nga achoputa wokem ahhh, nga anaputaya aham first of all, then anyi ga eche ihe anyi ga eme ya.

I would need to consult with others, but I strongly believe na anyi ga aja ya amu.

No two ways about it. For stealing aha Ikomi, and wrecking havoc with supposed nwuye Ikomi.

Offence nabu.

agaba123:
Ihe nsori, ihe nsonye sori be nsonye . . .ife nduri

**osisi:
My husband got a kick at the Ife nduli part

Ihe ndia unu abua ne'de na threadia adighi nma.

Ihe nduri, ihe nsonye, ihe nsori. For umuaka nna abia threadia wit the hope of learning Igbo, how would we clarify ihe nduri, ihe nsonye, ihe nsori?

Ihe ndia unu na ede na threadia adighi kwanu nma.

Romeo biko yere'm aka na okwua, ndia ga emebi kwa threadia.