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@Osisi

Look at u. Ask the Moderator about my Igbo.

She even nominated me for an award for my Igbo written.

So in compensation am given her something back (don't ask me what).

U think our affair started for nothing. Let me tell u if u don't know na contract, rub my back I rub urs.  

Infact I enjoy rubbing hers the more.  

**osisi:
Sauron,do you realise there are at least 8 people on the thread who agree with me

Name them.

Am on ur side if anyone wants to come against u, but am not if ur bashing the Yorubas.

Infact u can bash on, let them all come against u, then I would have a chance to demonstrate my karate skills.

Wey dem?

presido1:
Ikomi what concern ur date with michelline and hauwa concern this thread. Sometimes i wonder if u are from Rwanda .

Hehehehehehe Pres there is going to be war on this thread oohhhhh.

Me, Osisi and the lovely Moderator on one side against a single soul in the wilderness --> Arnold1.

Press u better join the winning team.

Am soooooooooooo inspired. Nzogbu nzogbu enyi nba enyi 

@Osisi

I have a feeling ur Hitler on the rise. 

Anyone has the right to speak any language wherever, whenever and anytime they choose.

So also u have the right to walk away from the group or individual to show ur disapproval.

Its like u telling me going out with the Culture-Moderator is not right, when both of us have clearly made that choice. Although she did quietly. Just because it might irritate *Hauwa*.

Osisi stop it. 

It could give stomach ache though, I had a greek guy who lectured me, but because we were in class with other greek guys, he would start speaking greek - during few minutes break time though. I didn't like it. But fortunately in the same class there were 2 other Igbo boys, so I would walk up to them and speak Igbo.

He one day walked up to our group and asked what language is dat, I quickly retorted Latin. 

ifyalways:
i want to dream maka eze umunwoke.
eze umunwoke,eze umunwoke,eze umunwoke

Hehehehe, obum ka ina ekwu. Hehehehehehe.

pres-elect:
amaghi m oo, nke a ya na eze-umunwanyi na emezi exchange address . . . ebelebe igba

Ya na eze(queen) umu nwanyi ooh, ya na eze(queen) umu nwanyi ooh. Inshort nga atu di boy Grenade.

*Hauwa*:
Echelon, i only replaced the 'e' in your Eche and put in 'i' to make it echi. lazy you to read between the lines. you are not igbo than anyone ok.

Dont mind the boy, onye eze (teeth) dagger. Nwa nmogho. Let him come here and tell us how he found the Igbo language.

*Hauwa*:
presido, grandpa fought for and at everywhere. Enugu, benin, ore etc. he used to tell us also abt the mammy water that came out of the river so that they could pass while the enemies continued to shoot at the mammy water. he scared us with stories

Those stories are true, they were not meant to scare u, its just that u know what they went through for u to be free.

We do cross a river called Bongo river on our way from Sapele to Benin. There were no Canoes, so to cross the very deep river, we jump on the back of crocodiles. U must know the technique very well, cos immediately ur landing on its back, u wrap ur arms round its mouth to keep it shut. Then u start paddling with ur feet. U navigate with ur head. Ur whole body must work in harmony. Hauwa leave ooohhh.

*Hauwa*:
my grandpa fought Biafra war too you hear  !!!!

By there name u shall know them. I told u I like ur username. Dont mind that bloody civilian called echelon.

So where was ur Grandpa stationed. Thats very good to know. Was he stationed at Ore or Enugu, because it is only men that could shoot with their legs while standing on a branch of banana tree that were in Benin.

Hauwa I was in Benin, they made me group captain for my rare skill, I could smell an enemy from a distance of 300km.

If ur granpa is still around ask him if he knows Group Captain Ikomi. Dont forget to add Nwa Aba. 

echelon:
Amu nko? E ji m n'aka na amu nke gi tukariri nke m na nko

I dont really know about that, but news na ebu ya, na owere nwoke na anaghi eyi pu condom, b4 he wears it odowa the thing. So science na ele ma amu ya owu blade. And ha si na aha ya wu Eche. Now the way iji achu Hauwa, am sure the name ended with lon.

echelon:
Carry-on sha. I won't trouble you again

U better dont. Onye amu nko like you. Nchoro ikwo nwanyi na ihubeghi anya daba na Imo river.

ifyalways:
lmao
Ikomi ga nojuo odu somewhere biko
kedu?its weekend oge egwuregwu and u r here trying to be silly
ka saa ahu tiri bongo gi daputa,am all yours.LOL
unu wetuo obi ala,ilu ogu wont bring hauwa to onye o bula,o dim ka o choose-u go Romoe already

How now baby, isi kanyi gaa kuo popoti. Good idea.

Which Joint?

The boy na aliki trouble, the damn thread was running smooth before he came. If he wants to be a moderator, ya ga nara Seun post not making corrections to my omaka Igbo.

echelon:
What I'm saying is if you want to write in English do so. If it's Igbo, do so. Stop mixing the two languages. Now that is what is irritating.

Now since u have decided icho mu uka, I think am ready.

echelon:
Biko ife a I delu o bu Igbo ka o bu Hausa ka o bu Yoruba? (What you've written up there is it Igbo, Hausa or Yoruba? Maybe WaZoBia )

Ko Gbadun!!! according to Nigga Raw

Am sure those things u wrote there bu okwu Igbo. Ehhnnnn?  Echelon

Secondly

echelon:
From my little knowledge of maths,
{1,2,3 , Hauwa, , n} U {1,2,3, Igbo Kwenu,  n} = {1,2,3 , n}

Since u know little u should have been quite. Where is Hauwa and Igbo kwenu in ur union?  Eeeeehhhhhhnnnn?
Echelon.

Thank God uhuna onye munaya ga ese okwu na threadia. Hauwa choro itiye gi na nsogbu, and aam ready.  

Come back here.  

*Hauwa*:
stop discriminating  am not ekwesu!! just because am Hauwa you feel bad . do i have to use my native name to appease you? gosh!

lapu Hauwa nwan papa.

Onwere onye huru Romeo? Odim ka Hauwa na acho ya, okporo aha ya.

@Hauwa
U are not ekwensu - dont forget the 'n'. If u right english we'd understand u so easily, reading ur writing 10 times like a blind person just to get wat ur saying could cause stomach ache. Listen Hauwa ur always wellcome.

echelon:
What's all these? If you want to type in Igbo do, If in English, do. But do just one and stop this arrant nonsense called EglIgbo.  

I find it iritating when a rat calls a mole rodent.

*Hauwa*:
echelon e bu echi eh? i can always ask mom afia calling card di e ba efugo?

Dame Hauwa I said it maybe u just did'nt get it. Ad explain it again.

A set Awusa = {1, 2, 3, , Hauwa, , n}

Another set Igbo = {1,2,3 , Igbo Kwenu,  n}

Therefore {1,2,3 , Hauwa, , n} U {1,2,3, Igbo Kwenu,  n} = null

Hauwa speak english biko, we would appreciate it. Nagode.  

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Ikpe nno anyi nuhu ta ta wu ikpe gbasara woke anakpo Presido na umu Igbo Nairaland.

Odoro umu Igbo anya na owu omenala Igbo na, Nwoke owuna na wugi di nwanyi owuna, anaghi enwe ihe bekey inakpo correspondence.

Nke putara na:

1. Nwanyi obula nke no na di, anaghi enwe correspondence with nwoke ozo nawugi di ya.
2. Nwanyi obula nke nna ocho ilu di anaghi enwe correspondence with nwoke ozo, ma owukwanu nwoke nke
    onaa ocho ilu, kama nwanyi'a ga na eme correspondence with nwoke'a ona acho ilu sitee na'aka onye
    mbawu(middle man).
3. Nwanyi na acho begi kwanu ilu di agaghi ewe correspondence with nwoke obula at all at all.

Now in this case:

Ajooo woke'a anakpo Presido mere correspondence with nwanyi oma anakpo Osisi. Offenci ya awugi only na omere correspondence ahh. But the fact na ogara nazu umu Igbo nile, mee correspondence'a, with nwanyi'a onye owula nma na odara iwu. Which she has not kpuchala di aru. Maka omume nkaa, anam asi na woke'a anakpo Presido emela ihe ojuooooo.

So umu Igbo ajujum wu woke'a anakpo Presido odara iwu, ka owu na odaghi iwu.

Anam asi na truly odara iwu . 

**osisi:
a di m serious
nyem e mail gi o me m e mail na babyosisi@hotmail.com

E don happen. Na today.

presido1:
imaghi nwaakiri ahu ana akpo toshmann, Ok ebe tosh bu ezigbo mmadu gaa nu na kardiff central police si ha na obu gi bu Toshmann Nwa-mama, maka chineke iga aga jail from their maka ekpe go ya ikpe findia guilty since. Charges: Assult, Insult, rape, stealling(Condom),drink driving, intent to supply, possesion, hooliganism, etc. ndi ojii nile no na wales wu zi suspecti maka nwakiri ahu. His last offence wu stealing my mojo. Am yet to report him to scotland yard and FBI.

Pres with all due respect to u and Tosh, I dont think its proper to describe anyone with such words abeg.

I know Tosh by the way he writes on this thread to be an Educated (Onye ma ma oguchakwara na cardiff), jovial, and ambitious cassanova. All am trying to say is that Tosh is a decent crook. In other words a getleman. 

Ibkaye av played enough, more than enough 4 one day, I must go. See u when we see u again.

ifyalways:
Ka chi foo nu,Pres na Ikomi

Okay babes good night sleep tight.

ibkaye:
Im who's?  

Im say na im bros get u, u no dey read. Ibkaye I no fit shout. Biko.  

presido1:
Ikomi if na question abi na joke abegi stop am, IB is reserved for somebody in Zaria. period
Ma ochoro ya ma ochoghi ya.
presido enye go order.

Okay oohhh, Oga Pres.

Ibkaye, Pres says ur his, and I should not approach u. Wat do u say?  

Okay, ur well come. Na sokoto u dey live? Wetin be the temp, there now. E go cold ohhh I suppose?  

@Ib

How u dey, u come greet us, abi u come find us? This are 2 different things.

presido1:
Taa akpa skool rommy zuru ezu. racoon justuru scrachia ya nwa obere.

U know I dont know this things, owu unu na akowaram. So o'scrachi ri ya a scrachi. Racoon nka dikwa bad.

ifyalways:
o ga abu same racoon tabiri otu akpa skull Romoe?  
mayb,i guess  

Eeeeeeehhhhhhhhh anokwam na eche si, wokem a, ina aga one side one side, okwu odi kwa ya nma. Amaghim na omere ya affect na akwa skool. Oga adikwa very painful.  

presido1:
Ikomi kee kwanu ihe Tosh si mere ofu nke ozo okwu gia di kwa somhaw.

Amaghim ihe osi na Osisi na Racoon na eme. Odim ka Osisi onwere racoon as pet. Maybe onye gi the racoon nri one day, but I dont think its her fault, ogara orun. She came back late.

Guys owere ihem ina anu. Ha si na Osisi nwere ofu/otu nipple. Owu Tosh na ekwu na meeting the other night.  

ifyalways:
@Ikomi,what a/an ajuju.  

Sorry ma oburu na ajuju ahu wutera gi, owu so that kam butere the ara oche, its legs might be aching. 

agaba123:
A mam na ara kwu oto na-akpasu nwoke iwe.

Ara Ify ona akwu oto? O nwere okwu?  

presido1:
Ify onwere ego ndi scotland edere arochukwu na ahu ya. Mary slazor obiara arochukwu?

That is very true, I was so flabbergasted (oyibo)  , the day I saw it. Owu ya mere ndi Aro ahun na eme ka ha makara every other tribe na ihe.

presido1:
ma owuru na imaghi press wu Virginus

Pres emela transplant, Pres ahapula amu yaaaaoooooo. Eeeeeeeooooooooo.  

Isikwuato na Aba nwere otu oke(boundary). Ngbe nbi na Aba, on my bed, if I role to one side, anom na Aba, if I role to the other anom na Isikwuato. Which means beedi mu no na elu boundary then.  

Pres anyi na eche kwa gi, and iwere time limit.