₦airaland Forum

Dimka so all u ever wanted was to be noticed, u could as well just have said that. U know I would have spoken to u.

Listen Dimka, I had one Ijaw girl when I was in Sapele. Her name is eehhhhhnnnnn. Ovorawen, Can u find her for me. lol.

Good man.

ghettochyk:
LMAO!! He laughing because he know it's true. OK, Dimka, I know it sounds discouraging that you'd have to wait for the next life to be Igbo, therefore, By the power vested in me. . . . .  I declare you Igbo. . . . happy now?

NAAAA!!! I TAKE IT BACK. I JUST REMEMBERED. . . I MUST FIRST CONSULT WITH NDI UMU NNA BEFORE I DO DAT.

Yeah the Umunnas must be conferred with.  

dimka:
God forbid-tufikiaa lol.

Now ur talking like a gentle man and even having a lol. I knew there must be some good in u.

But dont forget that my apprentice arrangement. lol

Amen, and Amen and Amen. Dimka say Issssseeeeeee to dat. lol.  

lol. Dimka are u making progress then.

Common man I think thats enough. Even a dog knows when to stop barking except its got rabbies.

ghettochyk:
ok, leenie m ka m noo ngaa. why ka i ji a cho m? e ji m gi ugwo?

Av heard it before, av heard it all before, av heard it all before. lol. 

Presido: Nnenne ke ebe i no, i di kwa nma

NnenneIgbo: adim nma, eji m gi ugwo

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babyosisi:
Ikomi I wish I had a younger unmarried sister.
I would have dashed her to you without dowry

Babyosisi u can't keep me quite with that. We must do something.    Whatever something means

I was extremely busy na acho ebe ino, so now anam aju otu imere?

Did his father steal Igbos properties? Is that true Dimka.

Listen up Dimka can I share in your old mans loot. 

Answer me Dimka.

Babyosisi its aint funny, what about all we talked about?

Babyosisi what lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within and between us. 

NnenneIgbo u dont want to tell me the story okwa ya?

Ghettochyck keee ebe ino? _{Rolls eyes} Nnenne u've spoiled me on this thread.

I believe the re-denomination of the naira is quite a wonderful exercise and a move in the right direction. Given my points below:

1 When the Government of IBB devalued the naira with his SAP (Structural Adjustment Program) that government forgot that Nigeria as country was mainly export dependent and that nations that enjoy less valued currencies like Japan do so to make there goods and services not only attractive but cheap, this led to untold hardship on Nigerians who woke up one day to find out that there liquid cash and properties now amounts to nothing, look at it like this, if ur father had a property then and wanted to do business abroad and required a loan, even if u got this loan, if u take it to the international market just because the loan was given to u in Naira it had no value, cos what u were going to spend the money on would be rated in dollars.

2. Now the re-denomination of naira does not actually raise the value of ur fathers property as mentioned above, but if that property after august next year is used in securing a loan, ur sure that the value ur getting in naira however small it might be gives u the same value anywhere in the world. With that being said the major concern of the CBN is to anchor inflationary expectations, strengthen public confidence in the naira, such that if u as a Nigrian that has worked all ur life abroad decides its time to head home, ur sure of two things. If I invest my hard earned $10=N12.5 in Nigerias ecomomy for the next ten years I will be getting back $20=N25, which has the same value all over the world. But the fact is that u can only make this long term plan if only u know that Inflation is well managed such that a by the time ur selling ur shares or properties ur getting 25 naira and ur 25 naira still has the value of 20 dollars.

All that being said am just trying to look at how this change would affect ordinary citizens of the nation. But for the Government to achieve this goal to the fullest the issue of security in that nation must be well looked into.

I hope I explained myself succintly if not pardon me.

Uche2nna:
Cos this I like You pass my mama no dey work sometimes

No one mentioned like Uche, only u know what your thinking, honestly I don't. 

babyosisi:
I choro ilusi Chineke ogu?
n gwa nu
try it now!

It is not always the heavens that orders miri to fall. Miri, as noted by scientists takes the law into its own hands sometimes. Even at that it should'nt falll on some individuals.

By the way did u tell papaosisi about our plan?

Uche2nna:
Na wa ooooo!!! This Nene is one lucky girl oooo!!!

Uche wat are u talking about?

Uche2nna:
@ Ikomi

Na today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ud be surprised, how can miri mala my angel, ada Abia.

Uche u've not seen me angry oooo.

Infact the mere thought of miri ima Nnenne is getting me close to anger. 

I'll just wait till she comes back and tells us the story.

ikamefa:
erhmmmmmmmm!
ki nu chi wa?
您好吗？

naija_diva:
that's japanese

ghettochyk:
NI haa. that is hello in Chinese. now don't expect me to write it in Chinese now.
Aight, where did i put them fortune cookies?

Now listen up Ikamefa, dont think u can come in here shaking ur good looking ass about with the support of Ghetto, and write in Japaneese, when the thread clearly reads Chineese. You think most of us in here cant tell the difference? huh. Think again.

NnenneIgbo I hope na miri amaaghi? Cos miri maaghi, ad have no option but to take it up with the weather.   

Cos miria ga eche kpe na mu naya na egwu egwu.

Igbo Kwenu hey, kwenu hey, kwenu hey, kwezuenu heeeeyyyy.

Ad do this for u prez. lol. Kee ebe ino. lol.

I get around if thats wat u mean.

Ad make it simple Hoa kai shan gai._{Ad make the drawings later. lol} It means u can only have ur soup when u pay.

Look GC am too much.

U will be suprised at how well the thread will thrive. Dats exactly what everyone said with chinese food. Now everyone is buying ku wong lu's fish and chips.

LMAO

我总知道我讲这种语言一天。如果您想要加入并且讲这代码语言进来这里。

Look the idea is simple, and great and the message is passed. Speak to ur loved ones on Nairaland in this coded language, which could only be understood by less than 5% of Nairaland members and probably including ur loved one.

babyosisi:
Ikomi,babaosisi n'egbu kwa mmadu ,onye ahu anwu o,elie ya
guy name ya bu "killer".
Anaghi a ta kwa nti ya a ta
kpacha kwara anya

Hiaaannn odikwa egwu, aro kwanu ya aro, obu noo gaaa ekpe? We'd also let him know that the more ina agba away the better u get. He might like the idea.

ghettochyk:
Ikomi si ebe a pua. Tu ne comprends pas Francais.

Igaa egbum. lol.

Bonjour chacun. Mon Français n'est pas que bon, bien que j'aie essayé d'apprendre autrefois, mais mon anglais est très bien

Ikomi

babyosisi:
I thought na romeo bu di mmadu
alu emee

Amaghim na e noticiri ihe nka, woke nmadu abia ntiye rem gravel na garri. lol. Imara ihe wanyia imara ihe. Papaosisi oga ekpe ka ina eme one day off one day on. Such that when ur off on his side ur on, by my side. All we need is papaosisi's consent, urs and mine. And I believe it will amount to where 3 are gathered, it says there also he is. Wat u think Babyosisi? lol

presido1:
ka ga hie ura ututu biko nu.

Boy nka ine ehi ora otutu, are u okay? Heyheyhey odimka iruru overnight, ina aru gigolo? Boy amaghi mu way gi, thats an intresting job though. U must be looking forward to everyday. lol. Boy show me the way, na ike ina ele computer everyday agwulam.

ghettochyk:
how did i not know that? or did i say i know anything, or was that a question for NNENNE?
ok!! i expectiri ka m gwawa gi infomeshon obula m choputara akwa ya?

_{Rolls eyes}. lol. Its just that my eyes wont roll, my whole head seems to move in the attempt to roll my eyes. Babyosisi nga ezim how to roll eyes, so I can get girls attention. lol.

toshmann:
mpa m o bu pope?

Anyi che na owu archbishop.

ghettochyk:
Nnenne, ihe a wu the first time i kuru na iwu onye Abia. lol!!

A brief history: mgbe a muru gi, akwa i wu onye Imo? lol!!!

how did u know that?

Am watching the match myself arsenal just had a penalty, its just not much of my thing.

romeo:
ANYI meaniri husband and wife!!!

I will leave u to your understanding dude. Hmmmmmmm.  

match of the day, okay. Gi na football, ochi ga mara aku.

Romeo wat is wrong wit anyi?

okay mu wa no kpa na kitchen, anyi na esi mexican.