₦airaland Forum

Heyheyhey Man came in and all I see is new faces, from Radiant to Faketan. It was like I missed my way.

How are u man.

Am breathing.

faketan:
Umunna Ndeewookwanu.

Kedu nke na-emenu?

Uwa wu pawpaw.

I thought na owu melon. Wad up

+osisi:
Tosh na me now!
I throway the baby and kept the osisi
and no I was not banned

Ina e change aha, that does not make u innocent of the wrongs u've done. From not coming in ngbe ichoro gi. To taking my nkpuru, such that when u returned the nkpuru, its now bigger.

Wanyia ihe nna acho anagi ere ya nahia. 

toshmann:
darfur i wu anuohia nwuru anwu. otele nwuru anwu ka gi nma. kedu ihe i na emere m anya ufu maka fresh babe gbara na thread anyi a. imakwa na e so m na ndi mepere threadia? gaa lee na page 1, i ga ahu ndi bidoro ogbako umuigbo a i biara n'eme mkpotu. kpachara anya gi o. idiotu

@ Toshman

Tosh take it easy, Tosh takie ya easy, maka na amu si "odi nma ya apogide isi na ala", Toshmanu takia kpa things eazziiiiieeee. Gi na umu wanyi.

Is alright. 

@Pres

The english boys can't even kick the ball straight. 

@Pres

Ina ele ball? Germany v England. The English often win, but lets see what happens tonight.

@Ynot

Kee kwan?

babyosisi:
umu Igbo,if I don't knock out all of dimka AKA kelon's teeth plus castrate him  in this nairaland,my name is nolonger babyosisi.

He had the impetus to call me ashawo.
ewu ataala m igu n'isi
next time you people hear from me just come dressed in black
somebody is about to rest in piss.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-73455.160.html#msg1416263

Very funny, the boy cho kwara ka iwote ihe di nma. Igara agbaya na the webmaster/site editor, wu his own crush. That is why when his thrown out he finds his way back in. lol.

presido1:
THATS MEANT FOR IKOCRAZY.
KE Kwa nu ebe i na ahapu ikomi aga na abalia, ok now i remember ikomi is half man while Tosh wu one and half man. Ikomi think of what to do now otherwise!!!!!!!!

No way Ikomi wu (Man * 3).

Juo kwa GC ebe ona aga, nabalia.  

Let me tell u GC ihapu mu eba anyi ga ese uka period.  

GC ihapu eba oga apu kwa uka oooohhhh.

GC keeee ebe inaga. Iji mu ugwo oooohhhhh.  

Ur always leaving me.

ghettochyk:
Ikomi, e ji m gi ugwo? o gini?!!!?!?! onye ka i kwotawara ezuru nno ahu?

GC please explain I dont get that part.  

ghettochyk:
ofe onugbu. . . is that bitter leaf soup? because I know datz "ofe olugbo". eritu la before. . .have i had it before. . .yeah, Nna, Igbo gi n'ara m ahu mgbe ufodu. lol!

Ikomi, e ji m gi ugwo? o gini?!!!?!?! onye ka i kwotawara ezuru nno ahu?

Please I dont understand that part of it. Biko. kowa ya. lol

presido1:
AKARA WITH OFE ONUGBU. VERY SWEET. ERITU LA B4.

lol. I knew u must have ate something funny to sound funny tonight.

GC keeeee kwan?

ghettochyk:
what, the stuff i just said or errthing else?

Yeah kowasiate stuff idere.

presido1:
the earlier u forget the nkpuru the better for u. obu na ichoputaghi na once u mentioned the nkpuru babyo emisie. that means ochoghi iweputara gi the nkpuru.

Nna di babe di kwa mean ooohhhh.

Eehhhhnnn forget my nkpuru no way. lol

I really like Ali Baba and wats his name Osofia. Osofia is funny.

presido1:
the guy try sha if he still hot when i go do my wedding na him go play for us.

U kind of dream man. lol. Its good to dream but not on this thread. lol

U really made me laugh now.

presido1:
abeg make una listern too naija guys na something else

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1nGQniePBA&mode=related&search=

BabyO this guys are really good. u need to listen.

babyosisi:
the real issue as I told you earlier is that I'm afraid you'll comot your clothes and run into balogun market  at the rate you're going.

Dimka=kelon=Mohadana

All has been said here. This lady has just analysed your situation. She is an authority in animal behaviour, so your attitude must be tending towards her recent research.

Awwwwwwww, kelon, only heavens can save u now.  

presido1:
chei hapu kwa tasi aka now!!!

Tasi wu nu nwa oma, onye ga alu ya na threadia ga owete ehi kara aka, with 2 elephants and 3 lion curbs. So beware.

Onye ga alu BabyO can offer me one Doughnut, nye ya BabyO, afterall she has done and is still doing to me. Nwwaaa ahu eeehhnnnn, chukwu gozieee ya.

BabyO wotere num this thing ehhhhh, why noooowwwwww. Nmere gi gini?

Chukwuatasianamobi abatago ayama ayama. lol.

Wellcome nwa oma.

presido1:
the goods was delivered to wrong address in sokoto, so na to go sokoto be the wahala now no road, no air space and cow full for rail line and na last week dey ban bycycle as par sh law. Call the package back and send am thro me abeg

Ihu na gi ihu gi your brother naya, ka ozi tere gi ya, ka ipiawa the thing.

BabyOsisi wotere'm iha nooooowwww. Odikpa gi nma ooohhhhhh.

babyosisi:
Ikomi have you received your package yet?
I sent it DHL overnight delivery?

BabyOsisi iha fuo kpa na mail, I wont take it lightly with you ooohhhh.

I thought u'd be bringing it in urself. Ala forum Wanyia na ejim kwa mu egwu egwu ooohhh.  okay.  

presido1:
kedu esi oga obu, i think ikomi na toshman agaghi ano ya that day. two them get some issue with npkuru:ikomi minus one nkpuru and toshman plus one nkpuru.
Umuigbo GDMON y'all

Presido ina achu nwanyi pieces. lol. Ichu wa kwana Jo-z.

Now u tell me. What does it mean? If it doesn't say any good let me retrieve my Amen.

I say Amen to that too. Whatever that means.

You sound as if nke nwere odi ato. Odim ka wanyia ahu onyere gi nkem added to urs. lol.

Because the way iji na defend ya am still watching.

Nka ahu wu death wish. lol. The borrower bia nara nkpuru ya now, what would I be acting with till monso chukwu adakpasa nwanyi ahun na obi. Iha di kwa tragic. Its not funny.

Good night.

Boy now am hoping for the best, but echegim na oga emem ihe ojuo, becos oma how vital ihe ahu di. Even to her own benefit.