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NnenneIgbo afo na hiii muoooo.

monshege:
ROMERO NA TOSHMANN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCQrzatYKmI&mode=related&search=

Iha ga agbaghan toshman ishi, its not too good for his state now. Ima na ogighi wanyi.

nnenneigbo:
ikomi i gaa egbum ebea one day, mu na azuka agwara gi na owere ihe meganu eh? i na a liki i readi between the lines nwa nka. that presido i huru is a tough cookie, hapuchakwa ihe o na ede ebea lol

Eeeeyyyaaaaaa such kind words. Pres kee ebe ino, bia nu ihe Nnenne na ekwu, osina ibu anu awuawu. Pres ke kwanu ebe ino, Eeeeeyyyyyaaaaaa tough cookie.

nnenneigbo:
Ikomi, tinye bread na mmiri, it will never come back to u because o gaa di soggy.

@NnenneIgbo

Ogi idi soggy ya diri soggy, because aghota gi mu ihe ge me every night ihe dimkpa woke na ju wu "kee ebe ino", "kee ebe ino", "kee ebe ino". "Kee ebe ino" Owu nkpa ka owu news? 

@Presido

My dear Pres, sorry for all the embarassment, ihe ina acho igwa wanyia wu na agba ona akpasigi adighi nma. I hope she will repent. Checkia account gi this evening u might see a reply. 

Igbo bikonu nkpu mere ekpume? lol

@Romeo

Makia sure na pres wotere reply

@Dimka

Everyone has been whiping you in here that u are irresponsible and jobless, even though they might be telling u the truth, I don't agree with the way they are putting it to u. So am going to take another aprroach.

Dimka am about to get my third wife, so the father of my potential third wife is a blacksmith, the only condition he gave for me to marry his daughter is to get him an apprentice. Immediately he said that I thought of u Dimka.

So please am begging u to come with me. Please dimka.

Akan:
what, you mean compared to the human delicacy you morons were reduced to during the civil war. or maybe your folks didnt tell you that they had to eat each other to stay alive. And i believe that practice still goes on till this day

useless canibals, ebot

Akan Bassey Okon, when u must write or speak make sure u come with facts. But when u rant its irritating and generally unacceptable.  I was very much against Obansanjo when he gave out Bakassi to the Cameroonians, but listening to the likes of u, makes me share Obasanjos view that the habitants of Bakassi are not proper Nigerians judging from the way they speak with there tongues rolled. Am sure he would have done the same with every man in current Nigeria that calls champion, yampiun. If the Cameroonians laid claims on them. Look however u see it, it is demeaning. lol.

And am sure u particularly would have fallen amongst the group that say yampiun.

debeo:
Kwe zue nu! here is a proud Umuahian from abia and would want to have any proud igbo as a friend keep it up. Igbo Kwezue nu? ooooooo

Now tell me my friend is it a new trend or fashion. (Umuahian). Now u want to continue wat named me owen. lol

Akan:
oh now you want me to lecture you, listen mr idummy  you cannot compare the cultural relevance of the ekpos to the outright greed that leads to the slaughter of your own blood as sacrifice all in the name of money.

Hmmmmm another good show of Ignorance, thank goodness for Mary Slessor though, otherwise we would not have menaces like u running about Nairaland.

Akan:
I'd rather be called Bassey than idummy any time
ebot

Yeah because your colonial mentality is quite dominant. So I can say your full name then, its Akan Bassey Okon 

And let me warn you don't tamper with your neigbours dogs in the UK. Its criminal. Its called animal cruelty, there is no way they would understand its a delicacy.

Akan:
you need to make better use of your limited time at the cyber cafe.

This explains ur limited reasoning that made u jump into conclusion the first time. Again u've taken the wrong turn.

Akan:
You talk of sacrifice, the only sacrifice you make is when you put your brothers and sisters up as sacrifice in your paganistic ritual at the okija shrine.

So can u explain what ur ekpos stand for, I believe ur baptisimal name is Bassey.

Anuohia.

Akan:
smart enough to tell a dummy when they cross my path. I wonder why this so called "minority language" interests you so much that u still insists on hanging around.

Sometimes sacrifices needs to be made to bring backwards like u up to speed.

But boy i have an idea, iga ga na deep sea ma icho asun oma. lol

Owere nke ana akpo ika6/ikamefa, ona su Yoruba, osi na ya si isialangwa junction. lol

Though ona asu kere yoruba, but I must warn u isi adighi nwa ahu nma.

Madness ya na nke babyosisi ama ghi mu nke ka nu. lol

Nna boy iwan kwa la nu, no be small. lol. Oga adi kwa nma. Nevermind ma wuru ndi bekey. lol.

Ko sara babyosisi, if she doesn't have a link she'd have a solution.

Owuru na wanyi nalu woke abuo dowe na ulo, am sure babyosisi will handle that perfectly.

U might be suprised she'd add u to papaosisi. lol

@Babyosisi

U must be a very intelligent woman to pull the kind of jokes u make, u really give me a good laugh.

Nne chukwu gozie gi oooh.

U are the best.

@Babyosisi

U must be a very intelligent woman to pull the kind of jokes u make, u really give me a good laugh.

Nne chukwu gozie gi oooh.

U are the best.

presido1:
Romeo ndewo, mana ura atuwala m, nnenne biachi ooooh bia nwere onwe gi obi uto.,
Kachi foo nu umuigbo.

Ga hie ura my brother, verily verily I say unto u, cast ur bread upon the waters, for if its yours it will come back to u, otherwise iga ewen hyper na threadia, I hope I have'nt said too much, as this is none of my bizness. lol.

Boy let me share this story with u all, talking about celibacy.

There was this reverend brother that was posted to my village sometimes, it was a coincidence that I was there in the village for 3 months holiday when he was posted. So as I didn't have much of a friend in the village then, I decided he must be the guy to spend time with.

But unfortunately all our talks related to God and world politics as I wasn't well grounded on Nigerian politics. But u see within me another thing I would really have wanted to discuss with this guy is women and there mentality, u know generally what guys talk about girls and all that. But two things hindered my asking him anything related to what I would have really wanted to talk about.
1. He is not from that village - so he wouldn't know much about the girls there.
2. I thought it would be a disrespect to his proffession/carrier.

But one day fortune came my way. A beatiful reverend sister came visiting the reverend brother, U see I didn't see it as reasonable for me to leave them to themselves as I believed what ever they have to discuss could be said with me there. But to my suprise the reverend brother did'nt seem too comfortable as I was given my whole attention to the reverend sister, and the point was that our house in the village shares the same fence with the church. lol.

In one word I was doing my best to visit the reverend sister as well whereever her convent was, Igbos could be beautiful I tell u. And she was wearing glasses which gave a kind of intelligent beautiful look. Which is a turn on. I could'nt let go. She had a gown as white as snow which in turn exumed respect and holiness, with sandals on, which spelt simplicity. Now tell me can u beat that.

Anyway, u know how the brother sent me packing? He went "we need to go pray for a family", (whereever that is I cant remember). I said "when you say we does that include me", he said "NO", a capital no. I said okay "when will they be back" he went "am not sure". You know when u come from this christian families ur always taught to respect reverend brothers and fathers and sisters. But if this guy was any other G. am sure I would have told him to cut the chase and just tell me he wants to spend time with his girl. But somehow it was there in my mouth but wont come out.

I must be frank I got my own back with him, I asked him all the question I wanted to ask about women, sex and all that as u would talk to a G. But u see, this guys are near to perfect, he knew too much. U know things u dont really expect to hear from them. lol.

Maybe I should'nt have written all this, but I woke up this morning and felt like written what I was reminded of yesterday about celibacy. lol.

Crazy world, sometimes u find answers where u least expect them.

presido1:
Osina kwa ke i he ana eme na Osina, i choro ichi father or what.

Boy u have ur facts right. Ke otu isiri mara.

Look I was lured to Osina, I never knew na owu ije celibacy, ka anyi na eje, actually the journey going wu 1500 kilometers, at the middle of the road after a thousand kilometers when I found out wat they are going to do to me, "Ikomi ichi father", I turned back. Boy Ikomi leaving umuada, dat wont be fear on them(umuada). Or wat do u think?

presido1:
Ikomi, nwoke m a di kwa serious with you, ayo go m ya mana o juru aju, it seems you will go back to Osina untill obi ajuo ya oyi.

Except ma ina yo di guy to avert his own defeat.

Dont worry Pres, okwam, av just forgoten how to raise my legs. _{I hope I can still fight.}

kam nwote kwa moondust. Hhhhmmmmmmmmm.

presido1:
the only ikomism in the house, nna kedu ohia chere gi,ka obu moondust ka na achi gi,
Ole ka i mere nwanne?
Igbo Ekene m.

Boy I must tell u its not an easy road, who feels it knows. Lord help me sustain these blows.

Boy anyi jere Osina, nche kwa na obu a small walk, boy we walked over a thousand kilometers on foot. Amongst all that went only me made it back.  

Heyheyheyhey

Lekwanu nsogbu,  .

Moondust, so all the men I sent to bring u down seems non was capable.

Well I guess, i shall try Gringory aka bu ogu, his my last try, let him come back from his journey.   _{If he does.}

Then I will send him across. Innnnnaaaaaaaa. lol.

@Domzman

Ur nothing but a flash in the pan, not even a glitter. Since the last time BBC metioned u, _{ur nickname I mean.}, We've heard nothing more.

Am about to hit the sack.

See u when I see ya. I'mma try and make that a quickie. lol.

Take care.

I heard a bridge collapsed in the states. U know I read a novel, the title is Billy Bones. lol

The fortune teller always told him he was gonna die in the Missisipi. What happened lately just reminded me of that.

No one comes on my tail. I got a crocodile one, kinda dangerous. lol

ghettochyk:
I'm livin' da good lyfe, at least i'm trying to.

how you doin? came out of hiding huh?

Naaahhhhh. I don't hide, its called priority. 

So whos being on whos tail? 

ghettochyk:
lol. Ok, really, you need'a start a thread on that. I'mma come there and answer, ,, or at least BabyO will ansa.

I'mma try start a thread on that. lol.

If that sounds right. lol.

How u living?

Now guys this is one thing I was really thinking about this night,

Why is the black man always the victim.

During the days of slavery, anyone could agree with me that Indians and Asians were really backward as well, why weren't they taken as slaves.

Now its poverty and aids, the whole world points at Africa but we know there are equally very poor pple in Latin America and Asia.

Why is the black man the victim of every circumstance? Is my question.

If u dont have a sound mind dont say a word to this stuff pleaaasssssssseeeeeeeeeee.

Babyosisi am expecting ur view though.

GC as u would say fire pon the system. lol

Unu ga ano kwa eba threadia awuo natural death. lol

Babyosisi igaa'na abia eba na tui one or two words, av told u hapu kai ka kai hapu gi. Owuru kwanu kai kai ka iji aka hapu kai kai ka kai kai hapu gi. lol

Onye oruru me ihe ruru ya.

This place sounds too tranquil, onwe or owen onye na aka uka here? _{not very good.} lol

I must go Nne, got some stuffs to work on now. Talk to u later.

Umuigbo nmanma nuoooo.

nnenneigbo:
Ikomi, gwa m mgbe the thing kpotuwara ok

Ok ad send u an Invitation then.

babyosisi:
odogwu!!
monshege,mmuo k'ibu
this girl ji lovu we wuo gi aru

Nice to see ure on. lol.

nnenneigbo:
kee eba ihe ahu na akpotu? ma obughi london gupu m, a dim ready i gaa hampshire or whatever that is. lol

Well we might decide to stage one for u particularly in London. lol. Hmmmmmm.

presido1:
Ikomi man the gate and environ with your uta or aku(bow) ka anyi ga meeting no tress pass biko.

I will dude I will.

@NnenneIgbo

There is going to be a party by first week of September. Its a family thanksgiving. If u fancy coming, lets know. Invitations are been sent out now.

monshege:
akuko mike ejeagha (hissessss)

Now what does that mean, please.

Ndia agba kwana oso eba. 

NnenneIgbo ke kwanu gi, You know I'd miss u. Ke ebe ino? 

Where ever u go

Whatever ever u do

Whatever it takes

I would be here waiting for u.