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Go tell it on the mountain then, na onwe gi ihe anyi mere.

Ur always denying.

Cheneeeeke meeeeeeee, anodim na forum na ako all these things.

Look Ghetto kwuchie onu. Ekwuna ozo.

They are watching.

pilas:
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I love this guy.

At least ur consistent.

laudate:
@Akan,

Am so disappointed in you!! If chichi81 had attacked you personally, or said something negative about you or your family in particular, I would have understood the reason for your wicked response. Haba! What you said did not potray you in good light at all. People like chichi81 should be dealt with, on an individual basis, without attacking their ethnic group. I have had a few encounters with some tribalistic morons on this forum, but I don't insult their ethnic group, I just take them directly to task on their comments without making negative remarks about their origin.

If abadie means good talk. Then I say Abadie.

toshmann:
chi-chi and akan= two sides of the same coin.

we are ashamed of you both. and with you guys alive, and like this, the future of a united nigeria is in shambles

Abadie as well.

pilas:
hummmm.

Am starting to love dat ur signature

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Feels good.

To all dem Jah son, Ikomi give warm greetings.

Tafari wellcome back to the to the land of the livng. Jah bless u itinealy.

Ghetoo baby ke kwan, idi kwa nma. Kee otu ndi Igbos ahu na emete? Igbo thread ahu akarialam ike.

Gheetttto am thinking of becoming onye Benue. Hasi na agwa ndi Benue di nma. Ike umu Igbo adikwagi mu. They are quick to call u all sorts of names.

Ghettoo there was a time Vistastraka batara na thread ahu, osi Ozo Monsheee. Which tranlates to Monsheee the Chimp.

How can someone say such a thing, and Oga Romeo was laughing seriously.

And owere nke ozo ana akpo nnenne, Ghetto, the babe is owing me one bar of chocolate, but to avoid giving it, she is using tactics ka mu naya seeee.

Ghettoooo ihu kwana Osisi lately. Ebe nhuru ya adighi nma. Ka nhapu ikwu.

Ghettooo, let me tell u about Tosh. Tosh ahu wu woke ojuoooo. Can u imagine ona agwo ogwu oke. Kaaiiiiiiii.

Ghettto nwa nkem, we shall talk later njus si kam kosaturugi asiri.

Before i forget agwana madi what we did yesterday night. Keep queit inugo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Romeo how now?

Nice to see u back.

nnenneigbo:
monsh na Romeo, hmmmm, o diri unu egwu oooo, obi m na asim na unu ma uma ezoro m ezo. i haven't seen u guys for ages. o gini bu di nonsenseia. soso ikomi ka m na ahu, e needirim unu na e make sense(sorry ikomi).

You don't need to say sorry Nnenne because your getting it back this time. LOL

Let me give u the load down.

You know why I like Osisi so much.

Cos she sounds like one of those women, as a wife. You would be hoping to go home everyday just to listen to what she has to say. As her words would be sooo soothing. But if she is angry, ud need the heavens to save u.

Ghetto seems too serious to me. LOL. She is this kind of woman if she says she is not given, be sure u aint getting any show that night, but at least she sounds like someone who knows what she wants.

Nnenne am sure whoever has u as a wife, would have to always branch at the shops when coming home from work, just to check if they have a new Playstation game, and if not, the person would think of the exact place he left the remote control before he left the house that morning because he probably slept on the couch. LOL.

Nnenne that is just a joke, be sure we would be friends for life.  I love u and I love u and I love u.

This one is dedicated to all my friends.
NnnenneIgbo_{at least ur name goes first now}
Osisi lovvveeeyyyyyyy. lol
Ghetto
Romero
Faketan
Ynot
Monshee_{whats ur name doing here}
Akan and Uyai_{if only u guys would come in here and learn}
Presido
To all those I forgot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SnsS_IJSx4

uyai:
@ IKOM
ado ata idad, iwod mfang. ebod.

The same to u, whatever that means.

presido1:
why is this guy giving us trouble here, afoo akpansaiba, twasin twasin gbugburuse gbogborika.

Azuka
Thats what they always say, change is inevitable. I hope u get my drift.

@Nnenneigbo

Look u can say whatever u like, but telling pple where I come from is not acceptable. Imagi na ndi Abia di oke onu?

Ichoro ka ha bia memu kidnap.

And infact this night am taking ur knickers of my walls.

@Ghetto
Ina achom?

@Osisi
Ichogi ikpom darling, ngba kpotukwenumu loveeeyyyyyy. lol

@Monsheeeeeeee
Ina achom uka?

@Faketan
We are still at war for that interpretation.

uyai:
@ IKOMI
I"m not stupid, i know where u were going with "yampion" so i decided to play along with your stupid, dumb stereotypical mind.

Anyone call tell the outcome of an election after the results are out.

And did u call me dumb. Well we will soon find out who is.

Listen as a man speaketh so shall it be. Now I know why most Yampions live in slums back home. If they have learnt to say Champion maybe they would be living in Villas. But a rolled tongue brings bad fortune.

Uyai go and get ur brother Akan Okon Bassey, he would tell u a little bit more.

@Tosh

Odimka cultist na Portharcourt ha agbatara Echelon egbe na isi. Whats he talking about?

toshmann:
fake na agba 1st. o dika o gi na agba 2nd. unu akupula m final. mana a na m eme plan i tinyere faketan poison a ga m egbere ya ogwu oke very soon. fax-iara ya de ogwu oke ka on'uo na nro

Nahhhhhhhhh. Inugi na hasi nam bu Huaaaaa. lol

toshmann:
heheheheheeee. nsogbu dikwa.
nne,
i hula na obughi kwa m na achuzi pieces these days

Kee kwanu onye ka gi nu Tosh, owu Fake?

+osisi:
umunne m,I need your inputs regarding this all important subject.
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-77620.0.html#msg1475387

Until ga akpomu Darling. I won't contribute one single word to that post.         

And if u dont call me Darling in the next 3 minutes, u'd have to add Honeeeeyyyy. To make me move.

And if dont say Honeeyyyyy and Darling, in the next 5 mins, ud have to add emmmmmmmmmm husssyyyyyyyy.

Then u better wait for the next sharp object, cos ad be driving it in real bad.

Good night man.

Fake ebe ni ichogi ukwusekwaram okwu, good night.

Akwa ma asi na gi ndo , ehhh Fake, Fake akwa ma asi na gi ndo .

Eooohhhhhhh Fake Ndo kwanu.

Fake kee kwan kee ebe ibi na UK?

_{Just give me an area. Not ur addy. lol}

Otherwise Doncaster might be coming for u.

Don't take it too hard Fake, I was joking all the way. lol.

You just did'nt understand the first post.

Am sorry man but u just did'nt undertand the the first post.

I think am getting a bit high on coffee. lol

Sorry Fake. lol. I think i was harsh. Sorry man.

faketan:
Ikom ihulanu m eshishi, lekwa m lee eriri panti m lekwa doncaster. Juokwa ya ma gwubiri ome ji ya.

Huaa putara murutu mpafu, onye na-nweghi ihe omara, onwegi mmadu no gi nime. O ihe putara gbam.

O asusu ndi Abia na Imo. Okachasi ndi Obowu.

Onye ike na-adighi akwosara miri siri na ya choro isa ahu. Ikomium , ndeeewo

Doncaster daalu.

U took ur time on that maybe she or u is very right. Ad take it na onwegi ihe nmara.

At least I dont know what Huaa means.

Am sure u must be Huaaa too, to give one word three different meaning which does'nt explain where the person that said it is coming from.

Sometimes Fake its a good idea to keep quite.

Thanks still anyway.

@NnenneIgbo

_{***Clears throat properly***}

NnnenneIgbo isi nam bu Huaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Igaeee egbum. You come up with words that I keep remembering for a long time.

Biko kee nu ihe hua putaru, umu igbo yere nu mu aka. lol._{And please dont interpret what u dont understand, I think its a saying like go u So dont say anything wrong.}

Umunna ekele mu unu.

OOOFake how now, Pres how u dey.

Fake ahurum na Doncaster chori ibagi ogu maka Knickers, boy inara knickers wiyen Doncaster? lol.

uyai:
well, it is champion, why not start pronouncing that English word first, and then we'll go from there, unam ikot, ayem itie mi nsong eyin.

@GhettoChick

Love u girl.

And can u imagine when I asked her to teach me how to say Yampion, I thought she was going to say, there is no Yampion in any Nigerian language, but she went on to show an unequalled level of ignorance by telling me to start with the English word Champion.

Now tell me is Yampion or Champion in any Nigerian language.

I blame Steeve Jobs of Apple and Intel not to mention Dell for making computers cheaper. At least the price would have saved us from ignorant people who have managed to learn how to use the keyboard.

GC mee ka anyi kwa nu now. kee ihe ina emeghari like this. 

GC iga na ezi tu kwenu mu okwu amelica ndia, because the way odim now, if someone does not calm the living hell down I'mma tell them off. 

Well u'd need to bring it off my wall first as its glued to it. 

Listen up Maitey its a thong. lol.

Am out of here. See u soon.

Nice talking to ya. Bless Bless Blessss.

faketan:
You don't fear run . . . ,
Abeg post am back. No be jokes, . . .haha
Nwanne ujo atula gi. O nweghi ihe di ya

Thats what u should have said at first, that u want the knickers, so whats all that about having the real thing.

U lost ur chance dude. Not quite smart.

faketan:
Ikomium, haha you wish.

And what are you going to do with just the knickers? too bad you are contented with knickers only. I have the real thing. chill

Joking dude. Good luck to u. lol

All u three guys Toshman, Pres and Fake breaking there heads over Nnenne. Am quite happy to see who gets her amongst u all.

But just to let u guys know, she sent me a package with her knickers in it, and its hanging on my walls. Guys am happy with that, each time I walk into my house I see it and am filled with joy. I think thats enough for me.

Nnenne thanks. I wish u guys luck.

LOL.

Exactly.

I think she has a wonderful voice, she'd do better singing than dancing.

I think she is beautiful as well, and lovely body, she looks much like her father.

uyai:
how many chinese know how to speak, ibibio, igbo, yoruba or hausa?
It is time you guys make home better so that people will be clamouring to speak our languages.

Nigerians are ALWAYS appreciating other culture but theirs. If i ask how many people here speak their respective languages at home, majority will say no, we speak English at home not out LOCAL dialect.

Nigerians WE have a LONG way to go.

I have been trying to learn Ibibio/Efik for a long time until I ran into a hitch. I could'nt say Yampion properly. Thats where I gave up. Can u help?

nnenneigbo:
ikomi, i bu nno huaaa

gbawa oso, because i choghi trouble m hissssssssses back at u _{still love ya}

Bia kanyi ga agba nkpa, Leila Ali na agba nkpa. Nwa Mohammed Ali.

Am just not sure nke anyi ga agba, anyi ga agba konkoti konkoti. lol

At that point the Judges ga enye anyi pass mark, cos they wont know where we're coming from with the music.

Look Nnenne we'd be famous.

nnenneigbo:
Monshe m, monshe nkem, i ma uma na miss m, mbata i puo, i puo m mbata, hmmmm.

one of this days, i'll bump into u and i ga eweta onwe gi ofuma ofuma.


Guys sore throat a lana ooo, thanks God, Romeo, u're right o bughi Presido bunyerem ya, but it won't be long before he'll be accounting to all future sorethroats and more lol _{only mesing guys}

Fake fake, keekwanu

mgbe unu ncha batara, unu mee ka m mara.

Hi Hi Hi Hisseeessssssssss.

We all know u've been mssing about with pres, and we all stand behind pres. Pres keep it real bro.

LOL. 

My view is that u give urself free to me and set an example to other South East women. You know we would be happy together. And Ad take u on a cruise with the money we would have spent on Dowry. Think about it.

Ohhh my Osisissisisisisisisisisisisisisisisisi. How lovely thy name.

blue-sky:
where our government elections is based on fraud, tagging nigerians are fraudsters is not that hard to comprehend. Ikomi, why can't u understand that just because another country does it, it does not mean it is ok for Nigerians to do it.
When little children get told off for doing somethin, they say 'but so and so did it'. No offence, but why don't we try and stop this 419 business escallating even further. Why deny that it even happens in the first place.