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darfur:
ikomi
iwu onye ara

babyosisi:
ikomi akwukwo nso si
"thou shalt not covet thy neighbors wife"
kedu kwanu ihe iji n'agwam okwu di otu a
kedu ihe iji hapu ka ekwensu we re gi kwara ngwo olu?
chegharia na Jehovah n'abia mgbe n'atughi anya ya

ghettochyk:
what tha heck are you talkin' bout?

Lekwa nu Ikomi nsogbuooo

He has not even arrived his got three attacks already.

@Babyosisi
Stop trying to cover up mee iha hu anyi kwara. U know what am talking about.

@GC
Isi gini?

BabyO check out this stuff, the girls costumes. Love them to the max.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5fRBNoDR2Y&mode=related&search=

babyosisi:
ikomi akwukwo nso si
"thou shalt not covet thy neighbors wife"
kedu kwanu ihe iji n'agwam okwu di otu a
kedu ihe iji hapu ka ekwensu we re gi kwara ngwo olu?
chegharia na Jehovah n'abia mgbe n'atughi anya ya

Hmmmmmmmmm, i'kwala mu ujo now cos amakwam ihe ina eche?

babyosisi:
Ikomi ala chu kwa gi oso.
Kedu Ihe i'nabara onye batara na thread su o Igbo?
O maka gi na ndi ofe mmanu n'asu Yoruba Yoruba na thread ha gi enwee the guts ikwu odi ihe a
n gwa mee apologise ozugbo

Look BabyO u must know that I dont take no nosence from no one not even u. lol

And i'kwa soumu iwe now, I show u where to go.



BabyO back to our discussion, ke kwan iga supply the thing.

darfur:
ikomi
iwu onye ara

Now wat brings dat to be, who are u? Have we met before? Wats ur real name? Do u sleep on a mat or bare floor?

Hey dude I haven't got time for ur abusive banalities, am gonna hand u over to some smart girls who can throw u out with a word.

Just wait they'd soon be in here.

Where are all my good girls at? Babyosisi, GC and Nnenne, yeah those girls are what u call smart, they've got it all in there middle name.

Did I leave anyone out. I missed u all. I wont forget Tasiana, who else?

Those boys are all boring, I wish there is a war and there all sent off. Starting with Darfur.

Hey dude how did u make it out of those camps?

ghettochyk:
ok, gini wu all this talk of post? anyi kega obodo ofuru?

unu o choputala onye ga n'ejido ego? anokwa m ngaa and i volunteer myslef for that position

Hmmmm so u want a post in Govt.

Yeah go get it, ad be a stay at home dad watching the index we would invest it on.

Its called division of labour.

Ohh I forgot and ad be ready to do my duties whenever u get back, I wont complain of head ache.

Yeah thats the good part of it.

ghettochyk:
ifere gini? o wu i maghi na igbo bush girls wu ebe anozikwa ugbua? bushmo.  

ok. a gbaarala m gi. go in peace and sin no more

Not everyone can say that. Aight aight aight now u can.  

babyosisi:
ROFL.
Romeo,I hope n'ike dikwa gi.
a g'enye gi ndi akwunakwuna kara aka.
umu nwanyi ndi a n'eji viagra akpucha onu

On a serious note Babyosisi do u have any of those. Heyheyheyhey.

U know baby eme nam refill, since the last time we spoke, so am ready to dispense.

(3ce) Iya oni dodo feran siii

Iya oni dodo fepo siii

Iya oni dodo feja siii

Iya oni dodo feta siii

Good song.

Donzman:
@Okoroamadi

Thanks for telling us the truth about ourselves, only if we had more truthful people like you around, very introspective!

What more can I say.

@Okoromadi

It is a well known saying, that most times in trying to exhibit your little knowledge (especially when it is not demanded) u always potray your ignorance. Take your truth somewhere else please.

okoroamadi:
hear the truth.

Dear Okoroamadi

Reading through your post, I reasonably agree with u that u have posted the truth on the Igbos Kwenu's thread, obviously my play ground.

Mr Okoroamadi as I agree with u that u have posted the truth, now it would equally be polite of u to explain your point, why u chose to post your aforesaid truth on Igbo kwenu's thread.

I hope to hear from u soon.

Ikomi.

You guys should listen to this stuff.

Very funny. If u agree say aye.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/player/nol/newsid_6900000/newsid_6904600/6904659.stm?bw=bb&mp=rm&news=1

If that doesn't work try this. Its the same thing, but really funny.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/player/nol/newsid_6900000/newsid_6904600/6904659.stm?bw=bb&mp=wm&news=1

nnenneigbo:
Ikomi o nke maths oooo, that thing nyere m nsogbu until one day m muta ya. so like usuing it here and there still. onweghi uru o bara m roo ta

Moo bara gi uru ruo ta, nkahu ziri na imuta gi ya ofuma. lol

Uche2nna:
******_{just passing}*****

If there charging u money for just passing u must have passed in the wrong direction or time. lol.

nnenneigbo:
abeg, please, biko, sohcahtoh

Nda ge gwu eba. lol. Nne Socatoa as in Mathematics or socatoa as in what, biko kuzierem nka ahu. lol.

Hehehehehehe. Rangers still dey.

Ball Rangers na IICC gbara na uwa. Owu my older brother kworo mu je. Nna romeo bia lekwa ogu na stadium. I was so afraid, I have never seen that kind of free for all fight in my life. I was scared to death. lol

@ Nnenne

Chi nu hu ejila, ubochi nuhu agwa mbo mbo oso. A word is enough for us all.

romeo:
umuasa kedu nu ije?

Up romero up romero up romero

Down romero down romero down romero

centre romero centre romero centre romero.

nnenneigbo:
eeeya, babyim don't worry, that from especially, ime abali ruo kita okpowa m and deprive me of sleep. From where are u, as for monshe, that one gwuru m ike, emm well achoghi i kwu anything about romeo as he won't liki

Nnenne onye owula bu baby gi, imuo na umu ole na threadia. lol.

Ke kwan ndi no eba na ablia? Romeo ino kwa ya, NnenneIgbo another hissessss, Ke kwan Fromuk, each time nbatara early onwe onye nna ahu. That does not speak good of u all. Ka mu gwa cha kwa unu. even Monsheee.

Romeo ke kwan?

nnenneigbo:
from, ikomi, ana eme ogu biafra na film na channel five

Isi na owu ogu, I dont watch those anymore, it brings back bad memories. But watchia le mi ga humu there. U might not though. Cos I was more in the air, fighting from elu nkwu, or in the waters fighting from a sub.

@ Fromuk.

I know I will pass as Minister for Security no worries.

But for all the other candidates, have they been passed by the intelligence services.

People like Moondust and Ynot. Am not very sure will go true. Even u as Romeo said aka gi adighi ucha. 

2016 is a long time man. another 9 years. Well lets wait and see.

@Moondust

Isi na mu enweghi respect? Obu gi fault gi. If we were brothers born of the same mother, am sure I would have been asked to adjust your napkin/pampers a couple of times, teach u how to wear and button your shirt. I would have also taught u not to miss a belt hole when putting on your trousers/pants, I would have taught to wear your socks, tie your own shoe lace, dropped u of in your primary school a few times. I would also have taught u how to get that your first girl in seconday/high school.
But am sure with all those lessons someday u would have still insulted me. Its all part of growing up. Bless u man bless u. lol

@To whom it may concern.

Chi nu ha eji la, ubochi na agba mbo mbo oso. Onye mapa ihe oga eme ka ihe di nma ya mee. Maka na owu oke ngaga/nyanga mere ihe naada.
Ekwu cha lam nkem. 

Wokem ma abia kwa na otutu aahhh.

You learn to meriala from experience, based on the number of ogus u've fought, and thats my case. I've fought so many, so nmeri comes naturally now.

And where have u seen Moondust since then if not his shadows.

Wokem good morning.

Aga kwo ngbagbu hapu iga ogu. Ogu shall last for life. Even the angels fight everyday. lol.

romeo:
never drink in the same bar twice (if twice never announce you are coming back)

Am not trying to be sarcastic here Romeo but that is what it sounds like.

If I agree with that your point of not drinking in the same bar twice, then unfortunately the whole bar maids in town will know I came home. lol

Sorry man am not joking with the situation, sometimes I just can't help my own humour.

I think one needs to be careful no doubt. But unfortunately I can't run away from my kind. If they will kill me, let it be, am sure the loss will be theres, for I will be rolicking or frolicking with the greatest man upstairs.

Muwa abana. From good night wokem. Ynot ono kwa ya. lol

nnenneigbo:
o wughi ma ekwuru ekwu, o dukwa egwu

Ke kwanu ihe aga eme ihe nka, something has to be done. Ka aga consult Oracle. lol

fromuk:
meaning what

                   . LOL

Ke Ynot, that boy nnara aki bekeyi when u were all young si mu gwa gi ilotaba, he is waiting for u. lol.

I have finally established na iji madi ugwo.

nnenneigbo:
eh, hmmm ey

hmmmmm odi kwa egwu.

@NnenneIgbo

Long time no hu?  

Ynot:
Nne, banye ya bu chaplet na mmiri. i will provide ego nile iji zuta Omo mgbe m lotara.

I believe thats her plan, I must have given her a good benefit of doubt to think she meant prayers.  

Ynot:
Ikomi if i no know you well, i for say you don go drink kaikai again. If your woman follow another man, that means she no like you again. Ga choro another person.

Am too sweet to be left, ask babyosisi. lol. Baby akwa chetere under the tree. lol.

nnenneigbo:

Ikomi link=topic=19138.msg1296885#msg1296885 date=1184623293:
LOL. Nwa ga egwu eba. lol

what is this sef?

You know I missed "mu".  . Nnenne stop it.  . LOL

nnenneigbo:
amen, na aha jesus amen

Ndi nadi ghi aga uka.  

I guess u crammed that saying, that it ends after every prayer. lol