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Forum Games / Re: What Can You Say About This Photo by Ilekokonit: 1:51am On Oct 15, 2023
SachaBastien:
Win some, lose some.
No matter how you calculate,life can fúck you when you least expect it.

This life hen. Na to just do your best and leave the rest as no human living or dead can predict what will happen in the next second.
Forum Games / Re: What Can You Say About This Photo by Ilekokonit: 1:45am On Oct 15, 2023
Peledonomy:


I have forgotten the pastor that preached this. There are actually two of them.

One is in Nigeria. The other is abroad

Faith, Foolishness and Presumption is a book by American Pastor Frederick Price.
Forum Games / Re: What Can You Say About This Photo by Ilekokonit: 5:26am On Oct 14, 2023
No be every tree person dey climb.

Anger is one letter short of Danger.

There is a difference between Faith, Foolishness and Presumption.

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Forum Games / Re: What Can You Say About This Photo by Ilekokonit: 5:24am On Oct 14, 2023
Ohun owo mi o to, ma a fi gongo faa. Heavy load wey my hand no reach for on top great height, I go use something very long pull am even if I risk the heavy load falling on top of my head and crushing me.

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Travel / Re: My Uk Visa Was Rejected, What Did I Do Wrong by Ilekokonit: 5:20am On Oct 14, 2023
Maybe your employer is grossly underpaying you.

If they are prepared to spend 7 times your monthly pay for a 5 day course, then they know your value to them but are not willing to pay you what you are worth to them.

You can use this fact to your advantage as they will most likely not want to lose your subject matter expertise and the value you give their clients as alluded to in one of your earlier comments.

I once read that career leap frogging is the best way to the top, so you also have that option to look for a much better pay that will be a multiple of what your current employer is paying you.

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Romance / Re: Should I End The Relationship Or What Is The Best Approach. by Ilekokonit: 5:10am On Oct 14, 2023
Godoverevery:
Would have ghost her but I met her through a senior bros.

She happens to be the man niece so I just want to end things nicely.

That's why I don't date through introductions 'cos the person who introduces her to you will not know her bad side and you will feel you are disappointing them if you want to break up with a partner that turns out to be unsuitable or incompatible with you.

Whenever someone I know tells me they want to introduce a woman to me, I just do like say I no hear because if I start dating a woman and I find out say she no dey hear word or that she is totally unsuitable or incompatible with me, I go just break up with her and cut my losses.
Romance / Re: Should I End The Relationship Or What Is The Best Approach. by Ilekokonit: 5:03am On Oct 14, 2023
Godoverevery:
This lady actually told me she asked me cos she wants to be faithful!!!!

She is already cheating on you.

Baba abeg free her before she give you gonorrhea or some other more sinister disease.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Plans To Release Nnamdi Kanu After Imo Governorship Election by Ilekokonit: 4:46am On Oct 14, 2023
2 weeks ago, I read somewhere that Kanu will be freed by December and I immediately knew that Tinubu was planning to release Igboho as well for his plan b which is to engineer Nigeria breaking up along ethnic lines in case he is removed by the Supreme Court Judges.

Igboho was released 3 days ago. Go figure.

Tinubu does not mind plunging Nigeria into a Civil war if he is removed by the Supreme Court. At least he has Guinean Citizenship and a horde of private jets he can use in escaping from Nigeria after he sets it on fire only to come back once the dust has settled.

We don't know who we are dealing with in the person of Mrs Bola Ahmed Adekunle Tinubu. Underestimate him her at your own peril.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Plans To Release Nnamdi Kanu After Imo Governorship Election by Ilekokonit: 4:39am On Oct 14, 2023
todugo:
I am Igbo but I bet you, Civil War loading if they release him. 😂😂

That's exactly what Tinubu wants as he may have intel that the Supreme court judges will remove him and his plan b is to at least have a Yoruba Nation to rule steal from hence his hurried release of Igboho and the imminent release of Kanu.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Plans To Release Nnamdi Kanu After Imo Governorship Election by Ilekokonit: 4:30am On Oct 14, 2023
DMerciful:
If you think this is a Greek gift for possible Supreme Court miscarriage of justice, you lie Amoda!

Supreme Court has to sack Amoda for forgery and rigging

At last someone who thinks deeply.

Tinubu in hurriedly releasing Igboho and planning to release Kanu imminently is trying to scare the Supreme Court judges that Nigeria will break up if they remove him as president.

Tinubu obviously shaken by CSU releasing his admission gender as Female against his wishes gave a pained and crestfallen Independence day address and this Igboho cum Kanu release is his gambit to at least have a Yoruba Nation to rule in case the Supreme Court removes him as in that scenario, Tinubu will not mind Nigeria breaking up along ethnic lines so that he at least has a Yoruba land to rule steal from into perpetuity.

The timing of the sudden release of Igboho and Kanu's impending release are plans to set Nigeria on fire and split it up along Ethnic lines by Tinubu in case the Supreme Court removes him for forgery.

Tinubu's thinking now is along the lines of Kaka ki eku ma je sese, a a fi sawada nu. If I can't have the Presidency, then no one can.

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Sports / Re: Fátima Diame: Is She The Sexiest Female Athlete On Earth? (Pictures) by Ilekokonit: 4:12am On Oct 14, 2023
With a body like this, how do you expect men to have savings. If a man who was erstwhile fasting sights this woman, that fast will break sharp sharp.

You need to see men drooling over her in the comments section of the below videos on Youtube.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPfM2v1_Z1Q


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM9-WxMMndU
Foreign Affairs / Nelson Mandela Speaking On Palestine A Few Months After His Release From Prison by Ilekokonit: 3:58am On Oct 14, 2023
Nelson Mandela Speaking on Palestine a few months after his release from Prison in 1990 after 27 years in jail.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5TiUhhm7cQ

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Romance / Re: Should I End The Relationship Or What Is The Best Approach. by Ilekokonit: 2:48am On Oct 13, 2023
Godoverevery:
She emotionally blackmailing me and I can't take it anymore.......at 31yrs I expect more understanding and more important priorities.

She is indirectly asking you to pay for the free sex you have been getting. In her mind she is thinking that at least if na ashewo you dey nack, you go pay the ashi everytime now and in her calculation if you give her 80k to add and buy the phone, she has still given you a big discount compared to what you would have paid an ashi compared to the free sex she has been giving you.
Family / Re: Single Guys, How Do You Reply To "How Family?" by Ilekokonit: 2:41am On Oct 13, 2023
Single Guys, How Do You Reply To "How Family?"

Simple answer. Dem dey.

Make I see the monitoring spirit busy body wey go try probe further and ask me question that they already know the answer to and I might just tell them to mind their God damned business.
Religion / Re: Nigerian Lady Who Embarked On A One Month Dry Fasting Finally Breaks It(video) by Ilekokonit: 1:31am On Oct 13, 2023
press9jatv:
no worry in months them go post her again she don fat

True talk. Oprah Winfrey also went on starvation diets only to resorting to eating buckets of Kentucky Fried chicken when nature kicks in like it always does.
Crime / Re: Kwara Poly Students Killed Adeniyi Ojo, A Club Owner In Hotel Room by Ilekokonit: 1:23am On Oct 13, 2023
westlius:
Its very easy for a woman to kill a man who loves sex oo

True talk.
Crime / Re: Kwara Poly Students Killed Adeniyi Ojo, A Club Owner In Hotel Room by Ilekokonit: 1:22am On Oct 13, 2023
Which kain sexual greed dey hungry the man for him to agree to be tied hand and feet by 2 women before sex ? The "ladies" even came with some sleeping tablets that they put into his mouth in an attempt to make him sleep and they also attempted stuffing his mouth with a handjerchief and tyingit shut with a rope.

I pity the dead man but he was reckless and careless but he who is withouth sin should cast the first stone.

Wetin dey do men sef like say if dem no knack that one nack dem go die.

At the point of "entry", every man is a mad man. Na just grace of God and luck dey keep the men wey never die alive.
Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Allegedly Stealing Woman's Breasts Inside Bank In Abuja by Ilekokonit: 3:41am On Oct 07, 2023
When I was at Uni, I had a beautiful tall classmate and she had no breasts at least not visible as a bulge on her chest.

If she wanted to be mischievous she could claim in public that someone stole her breasts just to settle a score with that person.

She may be suffering from a condition called Micromastia - a medical term describing the postpubertal underdevelopment of a woman's breast tissue.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micromastia
Politics / Re: US Professor, Steve Hanke, Reacts To Tinubu's CSU Saga by Ilekokonit: 3:19am On Oct 07, 2023
Wutinky:
Tinubu is harden crook

He is as hardened as they come.
Politics / Re: Breaking: Wole Soyinka's Dictionary Just Fell Into A Big Bucket Of Water by Ilekokonit: 3:13am On Oct 03, 2023
sanusi4truth:
How will he stand this global embarrassment? Imagine how everything turned to be fake. I pity Nigerians. I pity my Yoruba people. I pity Nigeria. What a shame?

It has no bearing on Yoruba people 'cos first, the world does not see him as Yoruba, they see him as Nigerian and secondly you will marvel if you know the percentage of Yoruba people that hate Tinubu's guts and did not vote for him.

Only those Yoruba people who voted for him without asking questions will be worried now. As for the other Yoruba people who saw Tinubu as a deadly criminal and looter, there is nothing new to surprise us in the turn of events.

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Politics / Tinubu Claimed He Graduated In 1970 From A Secondary School Founded In 1974 by Ilekokonit: 12:59am On Oct 03, 2023
In the documents released to Atiku today, Tinubu claimed he graduated in 1970 from Government College Lagos when the school was founded 4 years later in 1974

See attachments below.

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Politics / Re: Breaking News- Chicago University Authenticates Tinubu's Certificate- CableNews by Ilekokonit: 12:39am On Oct 03, 2023
Christistruth00:

It says DEAR MR TINUBU

Can't you read?

What about his other 2 admission documents also released to Atiku today and attached below ?

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Lambast Tinubu On Twitter by Ilekokonit: 12:25am On Oct 03, 2023
Sultanofpiglets:
Choi...!!!! Na woman result Tinubu use enter University ooooo!!
So Tinubu na transgender and certificate thief...chineke oooooo!!!

Thiefnubuu is a kriminal...tueh

You have a critical mind and an eye for detail unlike a lot of Nigerians.

Just check out Tinubu falsely claiming to be a Female who Transgendered to Male in 2 of his admission documents released to Atiku today (see below).

A clear case of Tinubu stealing a dead woman's identity and certificate and falsely claiming to be a Transgender when he used the woman stolen certificate to gain admission to Chicago State University.

No wonder Tinubu tried everything to prevent his gender on admission from being released.

So, what Tinubu's stolen loot can not suppress actually exists.

Like the Yoruba's will say, Ti iro ba lo fun ogun odun, ijokan ni otito maa ba lona. If a lie persists for 20 years unchecked, it only takes one day for the truth to catch up with the lie.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu's Application To CSU And Admission Letter From CSU Says He Is Male by Ilekokonit: 12:21am On Oct 03, 2023
LegendHero:
Below is the undergraduate admission application that Tinubu submitted to enrol in Chicago state university as released by the university to Atiku.

From this, it is clearly shown that Tinubu is a “Male”.

Who deceived Atiku ?

But 2 of the other documents released about Tinubu today (see below) confirm that Tinubu was a Female in the certificate he tendered to apply to Chicago State University and a second document from the University congratulates Tinubu on his being admitted to the Uni as a Transgender ??

https://twitter.com/ImaredonJ/status/1708963913742664138

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Politics / Re: Breaking News- Chicago University Authenticates Tinubu's Certificate- CableNews by Ilekokonit: 12:10am On Oct 03, 2023
press9jatv:
THE NIGERIAN MEDIA OF SHAME
The Nigerian media is a bundle of embarrassment. A shame. Like the three arms of Government in that country, they have become a cancerous-Rotten!
How can you report “vindication,” “exoneration,” of Bola Tinubu when you are seeing documents that clearly shows discrepancies, forgery. Una shame dey shame me. Tueh! 🥸🥸🥸🥸

A lot of Nigerians lack critical out of the box thinking.

2 of the documents released about Tinubu today (see below) confirm that Tinubu was a Female in the certificate he tendered to apply to Chicago State University and a second document from the University congratulates Tinubu on his being admitted to the Uni as a Transgender and yet some Nigerians are hailing Tinubu (An identity thief who falsely claimed to be a Transgender) as being victorious.

No wonder world leaders were snubbing him at the UN last month.

Once the international press get wind of Tinubu's false claim to be a Transgender and his stealing of a dead woman's identity to gain Uni admission, Tinubu himself will not be told before he resigns as he will be an outcast in the midst of world leaders who will not want to be photographed with Tinubu in public.

https://twitter.com/ImaredonJ/status/1708963913742664138

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Family / Man Builds His Child Born With Spina Bifida A Custom Wheelchair So He Can Play by Ilekokonit: 11:55pm On Oct 02, 2023
Man builds his child born with Spina bifida (that caused paralysis from the ribs down) a custom wheelchair so he can play with other kids.

What an inventor.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXcHtWijORA

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Politics / Did Tinubu Claim To Be A Transgender To Enter Chicago State University ???? by Ilekokonit: 11:45pm On Oct 02, 2023
Did Tinubu steal a woman's identity and certificate and then claim to be a Transgender to enter Chicago State University ?

The 2 attached images below released to Atiku today suggests that is exactly what Tinubu did.

Also, the video at the below twitter link by Balogun Eko who was once a critic of Tinubu before being "settled" and changing tune suggests that Tinubu was working for a man named Tinubu whose daughter died but the daughter was already schooling in America before she died and Tinubu stole her identity , her name and her certificate to enrol at Chicago State University by lying to them that he was a Transgender who was formerly a woman but at the point of admission to Chicago State University he had changed to identifying as a man.

Scrutinize the 2 images attached below and watch the video at the twitter link below to make up your own mind 'cos with these Nigerian politicians, the more you look, the less you see.

https://twitter.com/ImaredonJ/status/1708963913742664138

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Romance / Woman Marries And Has A Daughter With A Severely Disabled Husband by Ilekokonit: 10:32pm On Oct 02, 2023
Woman marries and has a daughter with a severely disabled husband.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctFQ61uCMS4

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Crime / Re: New Format To Rob People. Be Careful Out There by Ilekokonit: 10:52pm On Sep 29, 2023
I've learnt something new today. Never use the ATM that's within the bank compound but only use the one that's within the banking hall but then again not all banks have ATMs within their banking halls.
Celebrities / Re: Moment Police Took Away Mohbad's Body After It Was Exhumed From His Grave (vid) by Ilekokonit: 12:18am On Sep 22, 2023
If we had a proper free National Health Service like they have in the UK, Mohbad might still be alive a those around him when the "healthy" 27 year old "purportedly" collapsed would have called the ambulance service and an ambulance would have been dispatched speedily and those around him would not have needed to stress the collapsed guy by moving him around (a danger in itself) and they would have been talked through how to give him CPR over the phone whilst waiting for the ambulance.

I've actually seen 2 people brought back to life by ambulance crews in London after collapsing nd becoming unresponsive and in one case the collapsed man's heart was jump started back to life with a defibrillator at the back of the ambulance as we watched with a defibrillator which is a device that gives a high energy electric shock to the heart of someone who is in cardiac arrest. This high energy shock is called defibrillation, and it's an essential part in trying to save the life of someone who's in cardiac arrest.

In the UK, they have Public access defibrillators which are placed in strategic locations to increase the likelihood of one being in the proximity of a person experiencing cardiac arrest. They have automated external defibrillators (AEDs) that can be administered by an untrained individual by simply following the instructions.

Almost every overground and underground train station in the UK has a defibrillator.

I hope our greedy politicians are reading the above.

Mohbad may have been buried alive as I thought I saw his neck region move when he was on his crying friend's lap.

If he had not been buried in a hurry, we never know, he may have come back to life - a medical phenomena called Lazarus syndrome. with 2 similar cases detailed below.

A 45-year-old woman in Colombia was pronounced dead, as there were no vital signs showing she was alive. Later, a funeral worker noticed the woman moving and alerted his co-worker that the woman should go back to the hospital.

Anthony Yahle, 37, in Bellbrook, Ohio, United States, was breathing abnormally at 4:00 a.m. on 5 August 2013, and could not be woken. After finding that Yahle had no pulse, first responders administered CPR and were able to retrieve a stable-enough heartbeat to transport him to the emergency room. Later that afternoon, he again suffered cardiac arrest for 45 minutes at Kettering Medical Center and was pronounced dead after all efforts to resuscitate him failed. When his son arrived at the hospital to visit his supposed-to-be deceased father, he noticed a heartbeat on the monitor that was still attached to his father. Resuscitation efforts were resumed, and Yahle was successfully revived.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lazarus_syndrome#Notable_cases
Foreign Affairs / Ukraines Special Services Likely Behind Strikes On Wagner-backed Forces In Sudan by Ilekokonit: 9:16pm On Sep 21, 2023
Sudan :- Ukraine's special services likely behind strikes on Wagner-backed forces in Sudan

CNN - Wed September 20, 2023

Ukrainian special services were likely behind a series of drone strikes and a ground operation directed against a Wagner-backed militia near Sudan’s capital, a CNN investigation has found, raising the prospect that the fallout from Russia’s invasion of Ukraine has spread far from the frontlines.

Speaking to CNN, a Ukrainian military source described the operation as the work of a “non-Sudanese military.” Pressed on whether Kyiv was behind the attacks, the source would only say that “Ukrainian special services were likely responsible.”

The operation involved a series of attacks on the paramilitary group Rapid Support Forces (RSF), which is believed to be receiving assistance from Wagner, the Russian mercenary group, in its fight against the Sudanese army for control of the country.

CNN was unable to independently confirm Ukraine’s involvement in the series of strikes. But video footage obtained by CNN revealed the hallmarks of Ukrainian-style drone attacks.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp6FHp-tzF8

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