₦airaland Forum

in Emmanuella's voice, "this is not a real face oooooooooooo"

OkparaJesus:
I dibt know how she started going to mosque all in the
name that she was those who allowed devil to sell rice and
chicken at home,if not why did they allow Kim
karadashian to sing at deeper life camp ground as if she
was a devoted Alahaja now that Obama allowed Straight
same marriage but am not sure he is aware of the danger
ahead of the world. But if am sure why did my sister carry
my mum at her back when she was a baby girl. God will
surely punish all those who allowed her to dedicate at the
deeper life camp ground when they all knew she was
watching the game against Man U vs Chelsea.

hallucination. pls somebody should hold this person oo because na like this e dey start oo

ril19:
All the posters above me talking all sorts of vile things about ma nigga 2shots buh lemme tell y'all som'm...... this nigga right here is gonna bounce back like a G that he is. don't y'all know where he's from?

who da hell care where d fk he came from? is he from Daura? if not, then let baga off...

hey Pa Buhari, we av seen another jobless Nigerian here. pls give him 5K.

2nd, 3rd and 4th lady? So your sperm has become a free gift of nature. See how men share their seeds to descendants of Jezebel and Delilah...
BTW, ladies can be annoying sha. Anyway that's y I don't wanna kiss any lady. Only God know what manner of sperms they have tasted

Nice one boss. But it's so lugubrious that some potential olosho who are destined to b doomed won't see any sense in this. SHM for them

the expression on 2shot face tho... like a man acquainted with grief

Nina4u:
Omg ..dreads is the most hottest hairstyle ever ..not no clown lowcut bold haistyles ..i love dreads on a guy ..

abeg what's dread? oh I almost forgot to remember its the type madmen carry about... so Dat's what u like? end time likeness. anyway, na buhari I blame

I av learnt a lesson nw to always put my nairaland moniker on my CV... lolz

I remember my "rich" friend used to set his fone on alarm to fake a call in public when he wud wait for more Dan two weeks without anyone calling him...

won't say a thing until I hear from him. #Fair hearing

what manner of teacher is this using the word stu,pid on his student?

I sure the oops Sowie OP is the media campaign manager of the opposition, trying to rubbish this candidate and in d end, promoting him...
BTW, the school no get location? Institute of Management Technology where?

na lie abeg, if na high five, the two I thumbs won't be on the same side. and it won't be the same color. we Nigerians sabi too knw

LORDSAMURAI:
Aminat508 this one ure not talking, i hope im save?

nope you are not save but you are safe

wey the lips abeg? cos na ponmo I dey see ;Dwey the lips abeg? cos na ponmo I dey see

looking both. its called optical illusion

simple, tell him to strike IIT hard against the wall opposite him and try to couple it back. simple factory reset method

shower money on them because of konji? no wonder you are poor

Sirmuel1:
IS SHE STILL ALIVE?

are u this stupid? can't u see her carrying a bucket of water on her head and hawking?
Don't knw why people like ungodly jokes

why den no go quiz emir of kano?

divaa:
My own scamming experience ...I'm not even sure what to call it.

One day, I entered a bus, I was coming back from the bank. I sat in the front with a guy, the bus fare was only about #50, and the man offered to pay for me. I said thank you and we gisted. He seemed like a nice guy!

He came down in the bus stop before mine own, there's an eatery opposite the bus stop, He asked if I wanted to come to the eatery and chat with him. I said ok.

When we got in there, he wanted to order for me, but I refused, wasn't really hungry, so we just sat and started talking.

He told me that he just got back from the visa office, he got his visa and would be travelling out soon. He said his parents told him to marry before he leaves. He said he would like me to marry him.

I said , I wasn't interested, I was not looking to marry and we just met. So I got up to leave.

He grabbed my purse from my hand ooh and started begging me to marry him, there was money in my purse ( not a lot, less than #500). I said give me my purse I want to leave.

He refused oooh, saying I must agree to marry him and introduce him to my parents right now. He started screaming, saying I must marry him.

People were just looking, Shame started catching me. The more I was demanding for my purse, the more he was shouting that I must marry him ooh.

I decided to walk down and call the Okada men to come ooh, it was my area and I knew some of them.

I came back with one Okada man but the man had disappeared.

The money in the purse wasn't too much and there was nothing else in it. The purse was really old and worn out.

So i did not lose much, but this was the most confusing event in my life.

The okada men said it was a scammer.

follow a stranger to eatery? what was actually on ur mind? abi na long throat?

thank God he didn't kidnap u for rituals,

I was scammed by the federal government of Nigeria during the NIS recruitment. I paid 1k for the recruitment but nothing showed. they later promised to refund the money but till date nothing showed. Never know a nation can scam her citizens

Teachers done suffer, each time a teacher over reacts we all shout kill, him send him to jail, forgetting that teachers are humans with emotions. what this teacher did is in all sense Wong but before we crucify him, let's knw that we are all human with different level of emotions and frame of minds And who knows maybe proprietor Neva pay january salary salary sef and DAT one come add join.

Guy go and ask you parents if that man is really your uncle or an adopted son of ur grand parents. its disgusting to hear that u have to pay ur uncle before getting you a job. will he ask ever ask his son to pay him 50k for a job? Hmmmm truly perilous times here.

Psylas:
He paid them and they deliver


what's there?!

boss go and pay them na so u too can be there

child 3years, mother 23 years, grand mother 44, great grand mother 64, great great grandmother 87. nice one