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EducationRe: The Only English Sentence That When Read In Reverse Will Still Be The Same by ilevic(m): 11:52pm On Dec 27, 2015
falcon01:
chaiiiii i cant believe this guys should read again and use common sense to figure it out
Mr or Mrs Genderless, is insult you second name? Which one be come sense here? u no see d last statement in my first comment?
EducationRe: The Only English Sentence That When Read In Reverse Will Still Be The Same by ilevic(m): 8:15pm On Dec 27, 2015
abeg this thin nor make any sense reading it backwards. leme try "was it a car or a cat I saw" now backwards, "was I cat a or car a it saw". how come its giving same meaning? enlightenment pls
PoliticsRe: Governor Ajimobi Playing Draft With His Security Aide (Photo) by ilevic(m): 8:05pm On Dec 27, 2015
guess who won the game
Jokes EtcRe: When You Hear Buhari Has Banned Capri-sonne by ilevic(m): 7:53pm On Dec 27, 2015
PrinceEvolution:
bro I thot I was d only one dat comment caught off guard..but am matured and polite to ask for his sincereness instead tongue lashing or judging him..
I can see u are still off guard and yet to recover from the shock to see that she is not a male but a female.
BTW did anybody tongue lash her? anyway check my sig
Jokes EtcRe: When You Hear Buhari Has Banned Capri-sonne by ilevic(m): 7:49pm On Dec 27, 2015
Deejavuu:
undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
not you abeg, na that Mrsphyno
Jokes EtcRe: When You Hear Buhari Has Banned Capri-sonne by ilevic(m): 7:24pm On Dec 27, 2015
MrsPhyno:
Mehn I hate that bobo juice
My pops tried to buy it for me once and I still remember how I almost vomitted cry
ur popsy bought you bobo, u vomited. thinking you are less than 15
Jokes EtcRe: When You Hear Buhari Has Banned Capri-sonne by ilevic(m): 7:22pm On Dec 27, 2015
Deejavuu:
grin grin grin cheesy

They will protest grin
ur popsy bought you bobo, u vomited. thinking you are less than 15.
RomanceRe: Re: Things I Can"t Do For My Girl ,what Of You? by ilevic(m): 6:04pm On Dec 27, 2015
aomom:
Me wash ladies undies God forbid. she kan turn me 2 a money bag o! as an omo boy i wil surely find hw 2 get it bak from her bcoz i amnt stupid. i kan open the door 4 her. bt 4 cookin i kan at least assist if she is ill or pregnant bt wash pant, bra or empty her always na lie al that 1 na her evalastin problem, i b her house boy God forbid bad thing tofiakwuwa, Olorun maje, laye b ko.
Hypocrisy is when you can't wash her undies but you can eat, lick and suck her puss.y
RomanceRe: ... by ilevic(m): 6:00pm On Dec 27, 2015
delectablegyal:
Whichever way you see it, dats your cup of garri.
The message has been passed.
confusing and ambiguous message
CelebritiesRe: Fans Blast Femi Adebayo For Kissing His Daughter On The Lips by ilevic(m): 8:17pm On Dec 24, 2015
espn:
those blasting him are very stupid....when i have one i will as long as i don't have any ulterior motive...i will love my kids like the world is gonna end...many people will castigate other people while they are worse off......
kissing ur child isn't too bad BT u are making her feel kissing is a normal thing and someday, she will see nothing wrong in kissing an okada man
EducationRe: Nigerian Universities And Their Funny Nicknames. by ilevic(m): 10:12pm On Dec 23, 2015
University of Ibadan; The first and the best.
EducationRe: Pix : See How A Principal Decided To Solve Examination Malpractice In His School by ilevic(m): 9:59pm On Dec 23, 2015
writing examination under the scorching heat of the sun? this is human right violation. Buhari must see this.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Hillarious! See What Nigeria Has Turned Into....... by ilevic(m): 7:38pm On Dec 21, 2015
Holywizard:
Gosh. I'm even scared. in few months time i'd be heading to NYSC camp & which after is job hunting.

God pls hope i wont be among de disappointed ones?

I pray for Opportunities in Jesus name....Amen!
if u don't want to be among the disappointed once, just try an learn tailoring, mechanic, house painting or any other thing u can lay ur hand on or else, u will turn from holywizard to unholyangel after. My golden penny advice
RomanceRe: The Kinda Shape Most Guys Love To See,feel,handle(pic) by ilevic(m): 8:19am On Dec 21, 2015
Trying to imagine what will become of that hip at age 80
RomanceRe: Just Looking At Him Makes Me Wet(pics) by ilevic(m): 6:56pm On Dec 20, 2015
Make you wet? Hw? do you sweet whenever under him or what? pls enlighten me.
RomanceRe: Why Women Make Noise During S€x? by ilevic(m): 7:27pm On Dec 14, 2015
vizkiz:
I have been having sex since I was 7. So I know the difference grin
hey!!! where are these APC guys? I think he is one of perverted Nigerian youth and he needs change
RomanceRe: Whats The Best Gift To Give To A Loved One This Festive Season. by ilevic(m): 2:20pm On Dec 12, 2015
Lolz funny, leme ask u a question, do u buy gift for ur brother on ur mum's birthday? Na ur loved ones dey do celebrate birthday? No b Jesus? Go get gift to d celebrant abeg
PoliticsRe: Dear Seun, Your "Rule 9" Is Against Social Justice And Democratic Tenet by ilevic(m): 4:46pm On Dec 11, 2015
permit me to ask a few questions, what is this thing UN calls "self determination"? Do u still refer to anything as self determination if it contradicts the law of the land? Is it not the same self determination that is changing the age long tradition of man to woman marriage to man to man marriage?
Does you freedom of speech and freedom of association still remains legal when they begin to threaten the unity of a nation?
Pls leave Mr Seun alone, this is NAIRALAND and it belongs to NIGERIANS not DOLLARLAND or BIAFLAND.
RomanceRe: 10 Sentences Guys use in Initiating Sex Chat. *ladies-beware* by ilevic(m): 7:31pm On Dec 10, 2015
can't believe some1 still uses those lines in this 21th century. I think some people need NPK 14 :14 : 14 to really grow up
RomanceRe: Take A Look At What These Boys Are Doing!!! (photo) by ilevic(m): 7:22pm On Dec 10, 2015
Are they human or humanoids?
FamilyRe: I Have Never Seen The Full unclothedness Of My Husband, Is This Right? by ilevic(m): 7:17pm On Dec 10, 2015
Mayb it's a case of " ohun afi pamo ni niyi" pls I need a translator
Christianity EtcRe: The Psychology Behind Offering In Churches by ilevic(m): 8:42pm On Dec 07, 2015
paxonel:
thanks for pointing out the literal meaning of offering. which means, to offer, to give freely .
The question is, do many christians think offering means to give freely?
are they not told that because the Israelites sacrifice offering of goat or Ram for atonement for sin in Leviticus 5:10, therefore they should sacrifice their money in order to get blessings
how about pastors reading this passage to get people believe that God will restore them from poverty if they give more offering
Joel 2:25 And I will restore to you the years that the locust hath eaten, the cankerworm, and the caterpiller, and the cancerworm,....
is it true that this passage implies God will restore people of this generation from poverty if they continue to pay offering?
I believe as a Christian, you don't need your pastor to tell you that giving attracts God's blessing. Don't know if you have read Luke 6:38. Anyway, one problem we have a Christian is that we think pastors are super human and that makes us blame them for any error we think they are committing. But the truth is, Christianity is personal relationship between one and God not between us and God through our pastors. If we allow the spirit to lead, we won't ask and argue issues like this.
Christianity EtcRe: The Psychology Behind Offering In Churches by ilevic(m): 7:20pm On Dec 06, 2015
I was fascinated by the topic of thread but I can't really take u up on this because the whole write up is devoid of any biblical reference to justify your point. Anyway while I allow you to search for biblical references let me remind you that th e word "offering" is derived from "offer" which literarily means "to give freely". Either you call it contribution or whatever diction you employ as long as you are giving it to God, you are offering it. And mind you, offering is not limited to animals remember Aaron's sons Nadab and Abihu offered Strange fire before the Lord Lev 10:1 the wise men offered Jesus gift gifts, gold and frankincense and myrrh matt 2:11.
RomanceRe: Would You Date A Lover Who Slept With Your Friend? by ilevic(m): 9:29pm On Dec 05, 2015
no way, once debe is debe for life
RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by ilevic(m): 9:26pm On Dec 05, 2015
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Name: Anyss(English) Agnes(Greek)



Age: 24 by January 11th



Occupation: Education Officer



Are you single, dating or married: dating



Those u like on Romance Section: Goodheart02, misspicy, primeministerr, Nemzyseries. They r much.



Those u dislike on Romance section: ain't gat time for hating



Those u find annoying: searching4love, lahit14, 6fit.



Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say): Goldendr, Goodheart02, obiorasubtle



Those you follow and wish follows you back: Goodheart02



Why do you follow the people you follow: I don't jus follow people because they followed me first. I check their profile to see if we have aanything in common, their posts to see if I can really learn from dem and lastly their pix if they r cute lolzz



NLer that has sent u the most PMs: can't really tell



How many PMs do you get on average in a day: I guess 3 or 4 daily



Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting: I only check your post if I have anything to say I go ahead and if not I ignore



Which Romancelander is fake: don't really take time to check all those. Although I know many are inevitably fake



Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date: am not really a one night stand Kindda gal. Although I'll Kindda love to think of myself as adventurous so I'll say I don't know yet. Av not met d lucky guy yet. Lolz



Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: hmmmmmmmm. Funny enough d ones I admire alittle and try to check their pix, pix is always absent. The ones I see with cool pix, wen I see their posts, its usually a total turn off.



why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her): nil



Your favorite Romancelander(s): nmmmmnn. Favorite? I guess I don't really look forward to seeing anyone just yet. Buh I know there are people dat haven't disappointed yet. Lolz



Your favorite mod: none



Funniest Romancelander(s): lols just thinking of him put a smile on my face. Obiorathesubtle. Then there's Iamlegend1 and .......



Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: Goldendr for now.



Romancelander(s) diary you stalk:its unbelievable buh I just noticed the diary section and av only visited once. Don't even think I saw any moniker I recognise



Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? None for now.



Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours: hmmmmnnn. Seriously am not the observing type. Buh I guess I'll be on the look out from now



NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life: I don't even concieve such thoughts cos I know that person will beat living daylight out of me. Don't have strength ooh




NLer(s) you would go second and first base with: hmmmmmm one person in mind buh don't knw him much yet.



NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life: they are much, admiralty616, nemzyseries, mudility,chingydaboss,captainG,Tuatara and a host of others.



NLer(S) you consider smart: hmmmmmm. I don't wanna follow crowd so am not gonna give names yet



NL member that tries too hard: mamagee3. Ah pray she doesn't pick offence sha.



NLer(s) you find intriguing: avicky. She doest know me though cos am a ghost fan of hers lolz.



What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer:
Some1 once told me am high on sperm lolz. It gave me and my sisters a very good laugh. Besides that, av learnt lots. Can't even count em.



Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from: mostly Iamlegend1 and Obiorathesubtle



Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: often? None. buh av disagreed with 4 or 5 ppl I think



Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: hmmmmmm. For the fact that if I type the moniker here, the person will fly here, I'll keep my secret to myself



Who do u often agree with: for the now, I think its primeministerr. Cos my other friends aare always teasing me. Lolz



Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): don't know his moniker. Just stumbled upon his pix.



Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): none for now



Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy : I guess it primeministerr.



Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious): don't know yet



Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag[/color] : ooooooooh. No idea





Tag:


Sunnypar,



Lawrence



Upload111





Mosquitorebirth





Abdulrazat
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cant believe anybody can have time to fill this... PMB, pls this is one of the jobless Nigerian youth, give him 5k
RomanceRe: Can you last long in bed? Enter here by ilevic(m): 9:30pm On Dec 04, 2015
u have tried several guys? I wud av loved to assist u but I don't use public toilet. No harm meant
RomanceRe: Guys Would You Allow Your Girlfriend /wifey Rock This Bra? by ilevic(m): 8:51pm On Dec 03, 2015
Greekgoddess:
I rather have a real hand covering my boobs dan dis artificial one
sure mine can help out
RomanceRe: What His Girlfriend Sent When He Asked For Nudes by ilevic(m): 8:38pm On Dec 03, 2015
flawlesRebirth:
best reply ....if d guy was sitti.g close to me na hot SLAP sure pasa
as ifu never send nude to ur bf bfore
CelebritiesRe: Elizabeth The Girl With The Big B00 ‘bs In Auchi Poly, Shares Unclad Photos by ilevic(m): 8:30pm On Dec 03, 2015
just remove the hanger and u will see dat there is no more ice in that fan milk
CrimeRe: See Pictures Of Oscar Pistorius' Prison Cell. by ilevic(m): 9:42pm On Dec 01, 2015
this one na a room self contain in some places o
RomanceRe: Breast Or Butts: Which One Attract You Most by ilevic(m): 6:53pm On Dec 01, 2015
Cutehector:
loooool... Oh boy, trust me, u dnt want me to snatch her away frm u...
looooool, can u snatch Patience from Goodluck? if u can, den u can snatch her. Otherwise, u are joking joker

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