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Romance › Re: My Friend Snapped His Fiancee And Here Is The The Pic The Appeared On The Phone by illicit(m): 6:11pm On Sep 23, 2020
That must be a work of art
Family › Re: Pakistani Man Buys Land On Moon As Wedding Gift For His Wife by illicit(m): 6:04pm On Sep 23, 2020
Yahoo Yahoo
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 6:01pm On Sep 23, 2020
Burnavick:
To be Frank...

I will have to change my name
To be Frank, I have to change my name.
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 5:57pm On Sep 23, 2020
TIKAMBABA1:
Girls these days are getting pregnant by accident, dunno what Road safety is doing!
A driver impregnated a Road safety Officer by accident
Crime › Re: Video13-yr-old Orphan House Girl Raped,defiled And Impregnated By An RCCG Pastor by illicit(m): 5:45pm On Sep 23, 2020
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Not a real niggar

it is not alright

Daddy G.O must hear this
Righteousness89
Business › Re: See How Much The Nigerian Naira Has Been Destroyed! (photo) by illicit(m): 5:43pm On Sep 23, 2020
E shock uhuh
Christianity Etc › Re: Don't Fall Prey To The Wiles Of The Devil by illicit(m): 5:40pm On Sep 23, 2020
Abi d devil shd be careful not to fall into d wiles of me
cool
Science/Technology › Re: Astronomers Discover Non-Habitable Earth-Sized 'Pi Planet' With A 3.14-Day Orbit by illicit(m): 5:38pm On Sep 23, 2020
Apostle must hear this



Apostle at d top

Say something
Politics › Re: Governor Obaseki Playing Golf In Bayelsa (Photos) by illicit(m): 5:37pm On Sep 23, 2020
Damnnnnn niggarrr
real niggar

Isoright
Nairaland General › Re: Pls What Type Of Insect Is This by illicit(m): 5:35pm On Sep 23, 2020
U don't have to touch it


It looks venomous


Tarantulahuh
Politics › Re: Angry South Africans Hand Over List Of Demands To Nigeria's SA Ambassador (PICS) by illicit(m):
YEBOmadiba:
I wouldn't call selling drugs and running brothels doing better though. I think the world knows Nigerians are into illicit trade in SA and other Southern African countries. The only reason they won't leave SA is because of the much higher spending power of the population (while Nigerians find Shoprite unaffordable). Plus SA people take clean running water and stable electricity for granted.

In terms of Nigerian doctors, there are far more black South African doctors. So I don't see how you'll classify them as doing better, they earn the same. In fact SA doctors have the option of travelling to Europe while SAa is the best option for Nigerian doctors.

So do you see the levels?
Well I am not ur doctor

So I still don't need to be in SA

Whoever goes there, goes there of their own accord and volition

I know some other places where I will go with my money and knowledge when need be. I tell you, I have never been idle for too long and I don't sell drugs or p.i.m.p.

btw there are Nigerians in SA who are there for pleasure and leisure

I afford things I have been buying from ShopRite as well as many other Nigerians.

Ripping Nigerians off and we hardly complain.

So No Level....
Politics › Re: Angry South Africans Hand Over List Of Demands To Nigeria's SA Ambassador (PICS) by illicit(m): 4:24pm On Sep 23, 2020
YEBOmadiba:
The fact that Nigerians flock to SA and refuse to return despite the xenophobia means SA is levels ahead.
It's not that south Africa is levels ahead per se


It is that there are opportunities for some Nigerians there

Inside Nigeria, some northerners think the south is a greener pasture


Nigerians are doing better than their South African counterparts anywhere at home or in the world

I don't have any reason to want to go to South Africa personally
Politics › Re: Angry South Africans Hand Over List Of Demands To Nigeria's SA Ambassador (PICS) by illicit(m): 4:12pm On Sep 23, 2020
YEBOmadiba:
Meaning?
South Africa got nothing on Nigeria


We just have a bad lot of leaders
Romance › Re: Who Still Does This..? by illicit(m): 4:06pm On Sep 23, 2020
Did d babe complainhuh
Politics › Re: Angry South Africans Hand Over List Of Demands To Nigeria's SA Ambassador (PICS) by illicit(m): 4:03pm On Sep 23, 2020
It's not their fault
Politics › Re: Ondo 2020: Why I Didn't Pick Agboola Ajayi As Running Mate - Eyitayo Jegede by illicit(m): 4:01pm On Sep 23, 2020
I knew
Food › Re: My Yoruba Husband Likes Ibo Soup Alot. by illicit(m): 2:14pm On Sep 23, 2020
Is that not fungihuh
Health › Re: I'm a super Skinny dude. Nairaland Body Builders, Pls help my case by illicit(m): 2:10pm On Sep 23, 2020
lefulefu:
where do u guys get ur info about masturbating degenerating muscle building cells? there are activities that can waste away your muscles and sedentary lifestyle is one of the biggest culprits.When u sit on ur ass 24/7 doing nothing ur muscles will waste away.Maybe u can say masturbatiing is a sin in ur religion but it doesnt waste away muscles.If masturbating takes away muscle building cells then we can as well say sex takes away muscle building cells but this aint true. cheesy cheesy.But then for someone who is malnorished or finds it hard eating a balanced diet he should not be engaging in masturbation or sex either.doing either of them would put strenous stress on the body.
most Nigerians don't eat well u know

It's not about religion o
Health › Re: I'm a super Skinny dude. Nairaland Body Builders, Pls help my case by illicit(m): 2:00pm On Sep 23, 2020
tarantino1:
Biggest pseudo science I've heard today.

Op

Take your height and weight, input it in an online calorie calculator,its free.

It will give you the number of calories you eat to maintain your current weight.

Increase your intake by 500 - 750 calories depending on how skinny you are.

Eat healthy foods, protein is a must as a body building food.

Google a 4 or 5 day PPL bodybuilding routine and follow it religiously.

You will thank me in 6 months to a year
wink

cheesy
Celebrities › Re: 9 Most Protected People In The World And Some Amazing Facts About Their Security by illicit(m): 12:12pm On Sep 23, 2020
Nelly4you:
Common man words
For real
Romance › Re: Chinese Man Becomes Viral Internet Sensation For ‘Being Too Handsome’ (Photos) by illicit(m): 12:11pm On Sep 23, 2020
Mcdreamy15:
nigga, mind your speech
I dey work
I will deal with u when I am free
wink
Romance › During conversation, do you allow indiscriminate touches? by illicit(op):
Yes, I had this scenario when I was in college, we were under a tree gisting, and we were animated until I felt someone touching my arm persistently, when I turned, it happened to be a strange woman soliciting for alms.....


Now I don't have anything against begging for alms as anything might put her in such condition but why must she touch me in the first place.

I really dislike someone touching me without my express go ahead or familiarity.

If the situation warrants like in an emergency, I don't mind though.

But deliberately touching me without reasonable reason is a no no.

Some people have use juju to touch people like that and they became jazzed and docile.

I have to tell the woman not to let such happen again, I was so angry but I just told her gently and warned her not to try such again as I don't know her.

Why touch me when u don't even know me or be of any service to me.

Some people too are quite difficult, they can't talk to you without touching u, more like smooching u in the course of an ordinary discussion.


I don't like it.

When such happens, I always make sure to look such offender in the eye and ask, pls must you touch mehuh


Some people feel offended when u react that way but then what was on their mind?


It is assault to me when people touch me nonchalantly and indiscriminately, even unnecessarily.


If I don't solicit for your touch, pls keep your hands off.


Do you have such experiencehuh
Crime › Re: Fuel Tanker Collides With School Bus, Over 30 People Feared Dead- Graphic Photos by illicit(m): 11:52am On Sep 23, 2020
Sometimes I do think that I will leave this country and never come back.....
Romance › Re: What's The Full Meaning Of OG? by illicit(m):
OG na OG


Me sef I be OG

cool
Nairaland General › Re: The Mystery Behind Orashi And Ogbuide: 2 Igbo Rivers That Cannot Mix (photos) by illicit(m): 11:44am On Sep 23, 2020
Put two of them in a pot and set fire

When d water boils

Make eba
wink
Celebrities › Re: 9 Most Protected People In The World And Some Amazing Facts About Their Security by illicit(m): 11:41am On Sep 23, 2020
I
My ancestors and their God's are watching over me day and night
cool
Crime › Re: It Was Abakaliki Soil Tillers That Butchered This Lady Not Herdsmen (video) by illicit(m): 11:37am On Sep 23, 2020
What is all this ezza izzi that I am seeing


JayZ sang that song - Izzo (HOVA)
Nairaland General › Re: Couple And Their 3 Children Die In Accident On Their Way To Jigawa (Photos) by illicit(m): 11:33am On Sep 23, 2020
Such cute kids

Na wa o
Health › Re: I'm a super Skinny dude. Nairaland Body Builders, Pls help my case by illicit(m):
DaSkinnydude:
yeah bro, I get your point

what about the questions I asked?
U can quit for a while



Using cyptroheptadine drugs to add weight also weakens the bone, u will add weight tho but prepare to eat like goat cheesy
Health › Re: I'm a super Skinny dude. Nairaland Body Builders, Pls help my case by illicit(m): 11:07am On Sep 23, 2020
Durentt:
if you say so. But from my own experience only adjusting my nutrition did something.
yeah sure, not everybody feeds well u know

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