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Crime › Re: Taofeek Azeez 'Akewugbagold' Twins Kidnap: Police Parade Couple, Aides by illicit(m): 6:49am On May 19, 2020
double wahala
Romance › Re: Benefits Of Quitting Masturbation by illicit(m): 9:49pm On May 18, 2020
True
Nairaland General › Re: What Does It Mean When There Are Two Yolks In One Egg? (PICTURE) by illicit(m): 9:45pm On May 18, 2020
Lucky u grin
Crime › Re: A Nigerian Crime Ring Siphoned Millions Of Dollars From US Unemployment Programs by illicit(m): 9:43pm On May 18, 2020
Shoutout sawon Omope
Nairaland General › Re: Instead Of ''landlord'', The United Nations Wants You To Say ''owner'' by illicit(m): 8:07pm On May 18, 2020
Language is dynamic
Politics › Re: Kaduna: Army General Arrested For Flouting Lockdown Order by illicit(m):
GENERALly speaking....

There's no case here....

Thank you.
Literature › Re: Mojo by illicit(op): 8:01pm On May 18, 2020
ashatoda

Another One

One day. I walked into one damsel down my street for the first time. By her accoutrement I knew she stays in my hood but it amazed me how she had escaped me.

She doesn't talk to strangers she said.
She later told me that she is Abby for short.
Later she told me she was spending some time with her grandparents in my hood. She was gonna make moi moi and was gonna buy beans. Her family's fav.

She usually lives like 4 streets away with her parents. She has a kid, a boy that looked like her. Two years young. She was 21. I was 22. I got her number later.

She loves to read like me. We swapped autographed novels later. I gave her one very big novel about 4000pages about an alien that lived and died on Earth. Can't remember what's called.
The one she gave me was a spook.
We became friends.


We walk down the street together, whenever we walk into each other. It was never premeditated. She doesn't come to my bunk cos she is mostly with her son and grandparents. She schools at KP.

There was an aproko staying in their compound, the woman sells Staples and and Fufu. She knows few things about me like I tutor students most of which are girls, she somehow taught I flirt because of that.
I know from the way she related with me but I was really indifferent.

The someone that impregnated Abby was irresponsible to a fault. I never met him. His son never met him too. Abby told me.
But this woman told Abby that I might be like that and I was even in fact a student that might up and go anytime

To be continued....
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Travel › Re: Ajala Travel; The Man And His Journeys by illicit(m): 7:32pm On May 18, 2020
ebbymayox:
He had some little sponsors along his journey
Oh okay cos I was wondering that how does a rolling Stone gather moss
Literature/Writing Ads › Re: Can You Write A Memoir Book? A Story Of Another Person? I Need You! 1.5n by illicit(m): 7:18pm On May 18, 2020
Crbc:
08105841054
I will WhatsApp u right away
Education › Re: In abroad, Graduate Secondary School You Can Drop English Or Maths, by illicit(m): 6:56pm On May 18, 2020
Not in Nigeria
Literature/Writing Ads › Re: Can You Write A Memoir Book? A Story Of Another Person? I Need You! 1.5n by illicit(m): 6:34pm On May 18, 2020
Yes I can
Romance › Re: What's Your Ideal Height As A Guy Or A Girl? by illicit(m): 6:31pm On May 18, 2020
OkpanachiMax:
Wow Which of them are you? grin
grin
Phones › Re: Are Thier Really Tecno Marketers On Nairaland? Or its just a myth? by illicit(m): 6:25pm On May 18, 2020
Tekno sef dey here
Nairaland General › Re: Crisis Looms In Iwo Over Imminent Installation Of New Magaji Of Adegunodo Ruling by illicit(m): 6:23pm On May 18, 2020
My King
Politics › Re: PHOTOS; President Buhari Receives General TY Danjuma At This State House, Abuja by illicit(m): 6:19pm On May 18, 2020
Ghana must go tinz
Crime › Re: Shocking!!!7-year-old Boy Impregnates His Two(2) Younger Sisters Aged 13 & 15 by illicit(m): 5:42pm On May 18, 2020
I guess you will keep the pregnancies as you are a xtian. Ask for forgiveness for the children
Romance › Re: How Many Women Have You Had Sex With? (guys Only) by illicit(m): 5:35pm On May 18, 2020
Scaredd:
They're not your loses, but part of your experience.
Yeah right but it's better forgotten
TV/Movies › Re: The Deadliest Movie Ever Made That Leaves It's Viewers Cursed And Traumatized by illicit(m): 5:33pm On May 18, 2020
What happened to the actors and crewhuh
Romance › Re: What's Your Ideal Height As A Guy Or A Girl? by illicit(m): 5:09pm On May 18, 2020
5ft7, 8, 9, 10
Romance › Re: How Many Women Have You Had Sex With? (guys Only) by illicit(m): 5:08pm On May 18, 2020
I don't count my losses
Family › Re: Why I Stopped Eating Meat And Fish And Now I Can't Find A Wife To Marry. by illicit(m): 5:06pm On May 18, 2020
eat egg or ponmo now
Health › Re: "COVID-19 Is A Scam" - Discharged Delta Patient Says by illicit(m): 5:01pm On May 18, 2020
I know
Pets › Re: How I Become Friend With A Bush Baby, 13 Year Old Boy Narrate by illicit(m): 4:32pm On May 18, 2020
Blood is thicker than water
Politics › Re: Buhari Extends Gradual Ease Of Lockdown In Lagos, Abuja, Ogun By 2 Weeks by illicit(m): 4:23pm On May 18, 2020
Ok
Crime › Re: Cult Member Gunned Down On The Street Of Lagos In Ifako Gbagada by illicit(m): 4:12pm On May 18, 2020
playing and smiling with the whole neighborhood....
how comehuh
Romance › Re: What Could The Woman Have Done To This Keke Driver? by illicit(m): 4:10pm On May 18, 2020
Obviously women don show am one or two
Politics › Re: Have You Collected Your NIMC Card? by illicit(m): 2:51pm On May 18, 2020
It's a case of Identity theft grin
Nairaland General › Re: What Are Some Of The Most Funny And Crazy Monikers You Have Seen On Nairaland? by illicit(m): 2:42pm On May 18, 2020
Obontami (my pussy hurts)

irunoko ( pubic hair)

Ajanlekoko ( Dog chasing a Fox)
Family › Re: Nature Didn’t Wire Anybody To Be Anything,society Did by illicit(m): 2:38pm On May 18, 2020
If better hunger waya man and woman, they will switch roles.... grin

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