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Whenever a desperate maiden meets a PERFECT gentleman she'll want to ALTAR him.

I got MARVELed when you answered the question.... But how did you know the answer was DC circuit?

After throwing away a million naira, he ran mad. He just lost it.

If thor were to write a book.He'd be an au-thor!

Oh lord! I need a Miracle in this exam, I don't want to be Cee-ing C in my result...

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Over the weekend I took my entire family to a photo studio in Lagos.
The photographer shocked me with these words
"Sir, we can SHOOT your wife and FRAME your mother-in law, if you want we can HANG them too".

I shook my head and said "NEGATIVE Mr. Jude, FOCUS on the bigger PICTURE, you must CAPTURE my father-in law as well"

Lol

A pint cannot hold a quart; if it holds a pint, it's doing the best it can.

I don't ALTERNATIVE my flows I diss you DIRECTLY...

Being left handed is so tough in a world full of RIGHTeous people

I'm Celibate because I don't give a Fùck

Chevronstaff:
Being left handed is so tough in a world full of RIGHTeous people

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RIGHTly said and I'll give you a big HAND for the pun.
However, I'll advise you should be openHANDed and continue to act RIGHT, so you don't feel LEFT out.

Cannibals dont eat sprinsters because of running stomach

Tenison96:
I don't ALTERNATIVE my flows I diss you DIRECTLY...

ERBH.. Actually 'ALTERNATE'

The World Cup starts in a few hours.
Some men will watch it in bars with side chicks, and yet scream the referee is cheating!

Me: what's d difference between kick, ball and glue?

Friend: No idea

Me: U can kick a ball, but u cannot ball a kick

Friend: Okay?.... So what about the glue?

Me: Hahaha����.... I knew u would get stuck there

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DaimlerBen:

"Son, whayasay? Ya DANO!"

If he had written the "ME_LOW as MILO i would have awarded him THREE CROWNS on his head.

So knife � said to bread �.... "I heard some pretty bad rumors about butter. But i decided not to spread it".

One skeleton said to the other: Man, I’m so much in love with Bella, I can barely think straight. I’d love to ask her out but I just don’t have the liver.

Whenever somebody kicks the bucket, someone else foots the bill.....

Obasanjo doesn't want to dine with buhari and his cabal anymore, so he's shaking the table.

Please review this poem It is titled "LINGO"



This is not hard. Dont force it, just rock it. Volcano?
Yeah, look around you. It is not about you, It is all about hues and its still about you. Afro?
Now, watch me do it.... Move it, shake it, step on it, just get on it, get down on it. Disco?
Nice. Here comes the sleek one, Its big, stretched and long. Sounds like a Limo or a Love Machine?
Very dirty and sticky. Talking about sticks, Not chopsticks, Fela's sticks. Kingsize. Fire away as it takes you away like a jet. Jumbo.
It is. Big. Strong. King. Kong. Rambo?
Or Commando. Quick one, Number seven. Goes like Tornado, Fast like volcano. Dribble you. Pass you. Ronaldo?
It is a goal. On to the next one. Call it Latino, But its pure Afro. Mambo? Limbo?
Wrong! Heres a bonus! Have it! Keep it! Pet it! But "Beware of it!!!" Wow!!! Thats pretty easy. Its Bingo.
No Dumbo.

The US is gradually switching to metric system, inch by inch.

The voices in my head kept crying but I knew it wasn't for me

Souloho19 is just the key to my happiness now...Bro u too much... Thanks for the mention though

This group is for puns only. Anyone posting videos of themselves playing music with friends should consider themselves band.

#pun_intended

You will quit smoking before you know it

The man who reasons like Ramson will pay the ransom for his reasons.

People nowadays be so fast to offer Condolences in death Faster than Compassion in life. They will ruin your peace while you were here and pray you Rest in Peace when you leave. Media is Fake as F**k

When you live by the GUN...
You die by the Gun....
GUN to soon