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Career › Re: What Should I Go For? by illicit(m): 7:23pm On Nov 16, 2017
Briona:
yes, I'm into photography training now.
great.
I think you will do my pre wedding shoot when its time.... grin
Briona:
yes, I'm into photography training now.
great.
maybe you will do my pre wedding shoot one day....
Food › Re: Polynek Students Prepare Hot Pepper Soup With Snake Meat(photos) by illicit(m): 4:04pm On Nov 16, 2017
are you a fedponekite too? lolz. ur English carry cane o
Career › Re: What Should I Go For? by illicit(m): 6:28am On Nov 16, 2017
well dear. no knowledge is useless. I will pick photography over makeup tho cos everybody does make up this days while photography is still exclusive.
Have you picked one already
Education › Re: 2017/2018 University Of Ilorin Admission Guide Thread by illicit(m):
[quote author=olorunthobby post=62345109][/quote]why not apply for UNILORIN JUPEB. its better than remedial as it takes you to 200 level as against remedial that can only be used to gain admission to 100level. UNILORIN runs both programmes so be advised
Celebrities › Re: "Love The Way He Loves Me" - Annie Idibia Shares Loved Up Selfies With 2face by illicit(m): 6:52am On Nov 15, 2017
tuface get him own personal version of love sha
Literature › Re: Can We Keep It Short? by illicit(m):
I like short stories too. Reading and writing long stories no longer catches my interest like it used to....
Short stories have become my favorite in short (pun intended)
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Romance › Re: Is Karma Truly Real Or Exist? by illicit(m): 10:04pm On Nov 11, 2017
dubylhover:
invariably,you're also implying that her own mother insulted her mum,that's y her daughter in turn insulted her
maybe.....
the case is just spectacular to me anyway.
Romance › Re: How I Was Scammed By Fraudsters (photo) by illicit(m):
its saddening that you fell for this kind of scam
Crime › Re: The Two Brothers That Was Beheaded In Rumuokparali Finally Laid To Rest. (pics) by illicit(m): 4:30pm On Nov 11, 2017
their death must be cult related... no pity
Romance › Re: Is Karma Truly Real Or Exist? by illicit(m): 4:26pm On Nov 11, 2017
karma is a mystery to me.
I know a lady who insults her mum at every opportunity do you believe that her son who didnt witness most of the madness does the same to her times two?
Its karma or what else do u call it
Celebrities › Re: Meet Nigerian Lady That Deliberately Loves To Wet Her Pant All The Time (photos) by illicit(m): 4:19pm On Nov 11, 2017
stinking biatch
Crime › Re: Man Who Disguised As A Woman To Secure A Job In Niger State Busted (pics) by illicit(m): 10:21am On Nov 11, 2017
is that how they write in niger state?
Sports › Re: Mike Tyson Barred From Entering Chile, Put Back On Plane, See Why(Photos) by illicit(m): 6:53am On Nov 11, 2017
1004huh
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky's Gateman: Police Beat & Threw My Oga Over The Gate Because I Locked It by illicit(m): 12:29pm On Nov 09, 2017
you locked the gate. how did they get in thenhuh
Crime › Re: Man With 2 Knives Caught Smoking Weed Beaten By Mob In Lagos(pics) by illicit(m): 12:23pm On Nov 09, 2017
him high go clear
Literature › Re: Writing Test by illicit(m): 6:52am On Nov 09, 2017
nice piece @mynd44 The Follower will be an appropriate title. I know you grab it
Literature › Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 11:28pm On Nov 06, 2017
novakane:
I'd like to form my own "heavy metal" band but i'm in dire need of a "lead" guitarist.
You need me, I play brass instruments...
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Romance › Re: Should I Get Down With My Cousin? by illicit(m): 11:48am On Nov 01, 2017
sha have it at the back of your mind that your children will have cousins too.
Nairaland General › Re: Pythons Fight In Australian Woman's Bathroom (Photos) by illicit(m): 10:23pm On Oct 31, 2017
Gay pythons
Culture › Re: .... by illicit(m): 1:13am On Oct 31, 2017
hmmm Pinocchio.....
Career › Re: Nigerian Meat Seller Uses POS (Photo) by illicit(m): 5:52pm On Oct 30, 2017
emmyquan:
sorry ..ain't gay like u ..

n u can as well get ur f**cling bony ass outta mah mention
you cant be gay cos u still need balls to be that..... you aint got any thats why u sound frustrated like I impregnated your mum. just ordinary post u calling me gay which is what u would rather be than being a pathetic nincompoop that you are.
dimwit.
Career › Re: Nigerian Meat Seller Uses POS (Photo) by illicit(m): 5:37pm On Oct 30, 2017
talk2percy:
how many meat sellers u don see for ur local market wey dey use POS sell"?
well.... maybe there isnt. but its still nothing to write home about
Career › Re: Nigerian Meat Seller Uses POS (Photo) by illicit(m): 5:35pm On Oct 30, 2017
Rozaytee:
please go back to nursery 2...ur English is barrrrd
time no dey jare....
Literature › Re: Watchman by illicit(op): 5:27pm On Oct 30, 2017
The battered landcruiser returned. It was still driven by the corporal that looked like a dwarf bodybuilder. His pencil and cigarrete stuck in each ear.


Kamal stood in front of his compound. His rifle loaded and slung on his shoulder like a cattle rearer. He was gazing at the vehicle nonchanantly. There were three policemen and a German shepherd in the backseat. A bespectacled officer was riding shotgun.
They all alighted except corporal Wale who was reclining his seat and lighting a cigarette.

The police - men and dog from the backseat merely looked at the guard as they entered the crime scene compound. The dog wasnt restrained. It was quite. Maybe it's mute - he snickered. Or maybe the dumbass cops overfed it. They wore gloves and one was carrying a video camera. Like seriously?.... He almost laughed.

The bespectacled officer stayed on the street and appeared to be surveying the adjacent compounds. Maybe he was searching for CCTV cameras. Kamal mused.

He was wearing a glock 16 in his hip holster and looked professional but uncertain.

Kamal kept his distance and eyes on the officer, occasionally spying the smoking corporal Wale.
The officer looked in the drainage and murmured to himself. He seemed to be measuring a footprint with his.... He picked a cigarrete stub and sniffed it before he pocketed it.
He looked at the utility poles on the street and down towards Kamals compound. That was when he appeared to see him for the first time. He nodded.

He must be myopic. Kamal thought mischievously.
The police dog started barking furiously and one of the policemen was either shouting it down or giving it orders. He heard them called it Sergeant Barwa.
The dogs from next street were barking at the top of their lungs too now if there was ever anything like that.....
It was then that Kamal guessed that they must be Alsatians too. Maybe three or four....
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Career › Re: Nigerian Meat Seller Uses POS (Photo) by illicit(m): 3:48pm On Oct 30, 2017
Orpe7:
Gbagaun! Ogbeni no scatter my phone na
lolz modified

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