DaimlerBen:
This man is a wife beater. He was charged with...

Her salt (assault) and battery....

hey figure 8, can I have ur number?

jejemanito:
Do defenders pray for God's Messi?

More like "...pray for God to have Messi," that is, take him away.

PopeExplicit:
www.dwartsonline.com

Why spam?

He happily jumped into the tank full of pure alcohol reaching up to his head.
He was in high spirits.

What's a 'cannibal's'favorite pickup line? Excuse me miss, can i have ur DIGIT?

DaimlerBen:
He happily jumped into the tank full of pure alcohol reaching up to his head.
He was in high spirits.

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if he had jumped in with his lady, it would seem as if he was trying "TEQUILA" (to kill her). But I guess it would be romantic too cos he'll start to "LIQUOR" (lick her) down there or in there

A full tank u say? That act is suicidal, many would've been DEAD drunk!!!

I'd like to form my own "heavy metal" band but i'm in dire need of a "lead" guitarist.

novakane:
I'd like to form my own "heavy metal" band but i'm in dire need of a "lead" guitarist.

Hoping to release a platinum album?

I think Skuki peeshun lives somewhr around Badagry because in one of his songs he keeps saying, "pass the agbara".

Not a pun but certainly wordplay ....

Mahtma Ghandi was a deeply religous man who walked barefoot, and followed a strictly vegan diet which caused him to have bad breath and lose weight and thats why some remember him as : a super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis

_{Hint: Mary Poppins}

Where are our punstars?
Or is it that many do not give a PHHUUCK because they are running out of PORNS?

novakane:
I'd like to form my own "heavy metal" band but i'm in dire need of a "lead" guitarist.

You need me, I play brass instruments...

novakane:
I think Skuki peeshun lives somewhr around Badagry because in one of his songs he keeps saying, "pass the agbara".

Novakane, you certainly can't feel his pains... Oh! Never mind.

2 years ago, I fell in love with a BANKER, but now am loosing INTEREST.
I think it's best if I leave her a-LOAN

Birthdays are good for your health. studies have shown that people who have MORE birthdays live LONGEST

I found myself CHILLING under LOW conditions, Alas! The air conditioner was HIGH

I wonder how u still got BIG(fat) Lips, when your mouth keeps RUNNING

Longjorhn:
2 years ago, I fell in love with a BANKER, but now am loosing INTEREST.
I think it's best if I leave her a-LOAN

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Just 2years and ur love for her has DEPRECIATED at such an alarming RATE to the point you want to DISCREDIT it?
Please explain in well detailed ACCOUNTS, did u guys have a conflict of INTEREST and why this sudden WITHDRAWAL from u?

I don't knw why any parent wld want to hide their child's "Sex" but any parent who does that has hidden a "gender"

kunlesehan:


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Just 2years and ur love for her has DEPRECIATED at such an alarming RATE to the point you want to DISCREDIT it?
Please explain in well detailed ACCOUNTS, did u guys have a conflict of INTEREST and why this sudden WITHDRAWAL from u?

I love this

Sex during menstruation is bloody. Period.

Daeylar:

I love this

. thanks

Left handed people are not all-right

Every buyer of a Tesla car gets a cologne from the founder. It's a new Elon musk.