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Romance › Re: How Jada Reacted To Her 40th Birthday That Took Will Smith 3 Years To Plan by illicit(m): 3:31pm On Apr 05, 2022
He must be a chronic redpiller in his former life
Politics › Re: Fayose Withdraw His Membership Of PDP Zoning Committe Over Presidential Ambition by illicit(m): 3:29pm On Apr 05, 2022
Fayose of all people

Nigerian Presidency must be very cheap
Christianity Etc › Re: Should I Keep Buying Fish From This Fish Seller? by illicit(m): 3:27pm On Apr 05, 2022
Tonnierichy:
Yea. But they only do that when she's around
There's this guy that comes to my neighbors house

When he is at the junction

The dog starts barking ferociously and they would have to cage it

The guy is a presidential guard

The dog hardly barks at others

Dogs are not easy to understand

They may like her or not
U can never tell
Crime › Re: RRS Stops 67-Year-Old Man From Jumping Into Lagoon On His Birthday by illicit(m): 3:22pm On Apr 05, 2022
Frustration everywhere
Christianity Etc › Re: Should I Keep Buying Fish From This Fish Seller? by illicit(m): 3:19pm On Apr 05, 2022
Tonnierichy:
I didn't say they bark. I said the wail. You know that sound wolves make. I don't remember what they call it
Oh I get it

But all the same

It's what dogs do

Only if they can speak
Christianity Etc › Re: Should I Keep Buying Fish From This Fish Seller? by illicit(m): 3:16pm On Apr 05, 2022
That's what dogs do

They bark, u don't have to understand why and when they bark unless she is physically a security threat.

They may actually like her
Celebrities › Re: Weed Is A God-made Plant, Should Be Legalized - Actor, Majid Michel by illicit(m): 3:14pm On Apr 05, 2022
I dey with u

I quit smoking tho
Celebrities › Re: “I Am In Need Of A Husband!” DJ Cuppy Cries Out. by illicit(m): 3:13pm On Apr 05, 2022
Slide into my DM
Crime › Re: Angry Mob Burnt Two Suspected Thieves To Death In Niger (photos) by illicit(m): 2:25pm On Apr 05, 2022
Nice
Romance › Re: Why Do I Enjoy Watching A He-Goat Cry And Chase A She-Goat About? by illicit(m): 2:22pm On Apr 05, 2022
Kuriosmynd:
It's not the making out...
.
It's the sound of the he-goat and the running and fighting about.
.
I said most time, the shegoat no dey gree, to tell u it's not the mating but the pre-mating behavior
Guy u are weird

U get job so?
Romance › Re: Why Do I Enjoy Watching A He-Goat Cry And Chase A She-Goat About? by illicit(m): 2:17pm On Apr 05, 2022
Kuriosmynd:
You are a big fooool.
.
What's the relationship between the comedic aaesthetic value of something and sex. Get lost
Since u enjoying watching GOATS making out

U must be their KID

shocked
Romance › Re: Why Do I Enjoy Watching A He-Goat Cry And Chase A She-Goat About? by illicit(m): 2:03pm On Apr 05, 2022
Kuriosmynd:
Why do you all can't see the art and aesthetics of the whole scene. Nawao. I don't understand this projection
Does it turn u on
Romance › Re: Why Do I Enjoy Watching A He-Goat Cry And Chase A She-Goat About? by illicit(m): 1:40pm On Apr 05, 2022
U go still sleep with the she goat if u dont take care like this
Celebrities › Re: Lady Goes Viral Over Photoshoot Where She Is Pantless by illicit(m): 1:23pm On Apr 05, 2022
Vinnie2000:
Na hand dem dey wear pant 4 una village??
If I put money for hand instead of pocket mean say I am moneylesshuh
Politics › Re: If To Say Abacha Thief This Money, We For No See Am Recover” – 2Baba Opines by illicit(m):
Was it Abachas personal moneyhuh

Who did he tell he was hiding our money....

If he didn't die nkohuh


Tuface u be mumu on dis one
Celebrities › Re: Lady Goes Viral Over Photoshoot Where She Is Pantless by illicit(m):
How is she pantless?


U no see d pant with her sohuh
Music/Radio › Re: Wizkid Goes Shooting After Losing Grammy Nominations (video) by illicit(m): 1:13pm On Apr 05, 2022
Starboy

Bigwiz Machala Babanla

cool
Travel › Re: Why Did You Leave Lagos? by illicit(m): 1:11pm On Apr 05, 2022
I left cos I spent my salary on food and transportation

Couldn't afford comfortable accommodation unless I starve for months
Romance › Re: I've Found Love On Nairaland! by illicit(m): 12:51pm On Apr 05, 2022
I am not single but I am still searching....
Investment › Re: #50,000 Challenge. How Can You Tripple It In 30days by illicit(m): 12:36pm On Apr 05, 2022
Ok

Are u going to provide the money or what
Foreign Affairs › Re: Jada Pinkett Smith "Wishes" Her Husband Didnt Slap Chris Rock For Her Sake by illicit(m): 12:01pm On Apr 05, 2022
Na ugly thing dey start war


Yoruba proverb
NYSC › Re: Hotelier Arrested For Having Canal Knowledge Of NYSC Corp Member, Appears Court by illicit(m): 11:59am On Apr 05, 2022
Foolish man
Romance › Re: Plants Also Behaves Like Humans! (pics) by illicit(m):
I like getting my dick sucked
Politics › Re: Benefits Of The Sit At Home In Biafra Land~pictures by illicit(m): 11:18am On Apr 05, 2022
vasel15:
You sound f*olish
Explain
Politics › Re: Benefits Of The Sit At Home In Biafra Land~pictures by illicit(m):
Why not on Sunday tho undecided
Celebrities › Re: Gistlover To Faith Morey: 'No Be Davido Papa Dey Bankroll You?' by illicit(m): 11:06am On Apr 05, 2022
joshtooxplicit:
He does not have a wife. They are adults. What wrong have they done?
He has a wife

Even if he doesn't, it's still like father and son

That even makes it worse
Politics › Re: Kaduna Insecurity:Checkout This Picture By Mike Asukwo. by illicit(m): 10:50am On Apr 05, 2022
Bandits no send anybody
Celebrities › Re: Gistlover To Faith Morey: 'No Be Davido Papa Dey Bankroll You?' by illicit(m): 10:47am On Apr 05, 2022
Oh wow

Like father like son

Them not gree let our girls rest
Forum Games › Re: Introduce Yourself With Something That Almost Killed You by illicit(m):
Hi I am a bicycle without brakes approaching an oncoming vehicle that didn't trafficate


shocked
Nairaland General › Re: Why Did Biafra Kill Col Victor Banjo? by illicit(m): 10:18am On Apr 05, 2022
Because he retreated after being in dialogue with Nigerians

That's treason to Biafra or betrayal of his friend Ojukwu at least.

If he didn't wanna die, he shouldn't bhave returned to the Midwest

Simple

It was a war and they were soldiers

No big deal about his death
Foreign Affairs › Re: Brazilian Man With 9 Wives Plans To Marry 2 More & Have Babies With All Of Them by illicit(m): 10:08am On Apr 05, 2022
Nicepoker:
Haven't you heard of 9some
U can't fvck 9women at a go sir
Celebrities › Re: Fans Blast Simi Over This Tweet, Call Her 'Ojota Celine Dion' by illicit(m): 10:02am On Apr 05, 2022
Bigwiz

Starboy Odogwu Machala Babanla

For life cool

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