Sports › Re: Poorly Kitted Nigerian Contingent Wear Arsenal Jersey, Different Brands In Tokyo by illicit(m): 7:19pm On Jul 17, 2021 |
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Literature › Re: Write a Short Story of about 100 Words by illicit(op): 6:51pm On Jul 17, 2021*. Modified: 11:29pm On Sep 07, 2024 |
SURVIVAL OF THE SICKEST
You see, a lion approached me, I looked up.
I didnt hurry, neednt shout, wouldnt stop, just walked.
Towards it?
Ofcourse! I perspirated. It hates moisture so I got wet.
I kept moving.
As it perceived me, I screamed, Loudly...!
Puzzling, right?
But it worked. The lion was flabbergasted.
You think I am crazy right? The lion probably thought I was crazy too.
So it just walked away? Yeah, I wouldn't be here, hadn't it. 8 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Work As An Address Verification Agent by illicit(m): 6:10pm On Jul 17, 2021 |
Slickbishop: Please,what asking applicants to submit their NIN? Very good question |
Politics › Re: Police Arrest Sheik Abduljabbar For Blasphemy by illicit(m): 6:07pm On Jul 17, 2021 |
He was speaking against his own prophet... How does that concern police and other people  |
Politics › Re: Viral Lagos Amputee Hawker Acquires N17.5m House In Lagos (photos/video) by illicit(m): 4:34pm On Jul 17, 2021 |
[quote author= post=103807713]@allwell51 Got You Covered[/quote]Cover me nah |
Politics › Re: Viral Lagos Amputee Hawker Acquires N17.5m House In Lagos (photos/video) by illicit(m): 4:25pm On Jul 17, 2021 |
Girls go soon begin cut for one leg lol |
Politics › Re: Customs Confirms Face-Off Between Residents, Officers In Ibarapa by illicit(m): 4:09pm On Jul 17, 2021 |
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Politics › Re: Many Can Relate With This (picture) by illicit(m): 3:33pm On Jul 17, 2021 |
The day a driver annoyed okada man that carried me The okada man suddenly moved as if he was gonna hit the car with his bike I shouted Can u imagine  |
Politics › Re: Traditionalist Who Said Tinubu Will Die Reportedly Passes On (video) by illicit(m): 3:25pm On Jul 17, 2021 |
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TV/Movies › Re: Bolaji Badejo: The Man Who Played Alien by illicit(m): 3:24pm On Jul 17, 2021*. Modified: 8:13pm On Jan 22, 2024 |
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Education › Re: Have You Ever Seen An Earthworm This Long Before? by illicit(m): 1:10pm On Jul 17, 2021 |
Hmmmm yeah |
Literature › Re: Write a Short Story of about 100 Words by illicit(op): 12:11pm On Jul 17, 2021*. Modified: 11:08pm On Sep 07, 2024 |
The shortest story ever written is a story of 6 words by Ernest Hemmingway, my muse
The story read ' For sale. Baby's shoes. Never worn.
Do you understand this story?
Next one 60 words, let's go 2 Likes |
Celebrities › Re: Obi Cubana And Davido Who Is Richer? by illicit(m): 11:21am On Jul 17, 2021 |
Davido na family money
This guy got own money
They both spend money |
Politics › Re: Ibadan Vs Oba: Healthy Comparison: Pictures by illicit(m): 9:45am On Jul 17, 2021*. Modified: 7:45am On Jul 18, 2021 |
It is Ibadan that u know but u don't know Layipo
Ibadan lo mo, oo mo Layipo |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Zuma Riot: One Store Left Untouched After Looting by illicit(m): 9:27am On Jul 17, 2021 |
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Christianity Etc › Re: T.B Joshua: Pastor Adeboye's Condolence Letter To Evelyn Joshua by illicit(m): 9:17am On Jul 17, 2021*. Modified: 10:13am On Jul 18, 2021 |
 So Jesus is not coming again Na go we dey go meet am Isoright |
Nairaland General › Re: If Kuda Bank Locked Your Account Come In Here by illicit(m): 8:13am On Jul 17, 2021 |
IamDavid: Sorry for sounding that way. I guess your username made me do that. How much do they charge for transfers? Do they charge stamp duty? Lol #5 for 2000# transfer 15# for amounts above 2000 And if you are transferring to your own other bank account, it's free No stamp duty U need a referral code when registering that's why I put my phone number, nothing more |
Crime › Re: Caroline Kangogo Found Dead At Her Parents’ Home by illicit(m): 8:01am On Jul 17, 2021 |
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Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Oloko Holds 2 Day Art Exhibition ( Photos ) by illicit(m): 7:58am On Jul 17, 2021 |
Hmmmm |
Nairaland General › Re: If Kuda Bank Locked Your Account Come In Here by illicit(m): 7:48am On Jul 17, 2021 |
IamDavid: I dunno if you're yoruba, but shora o What do u mean? Have you not heard of Vpay merchant  |
Crime › Re: Cocaine Disguised As Charcoal Worth Up To $41 Million Seized By Police by illicit(m): 7:45am On Jul 17, 2021 |
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Politics › Re: DSS Manhunt: Igboho Trying To Get New Passport, Flee Nigeria - FG by illicit(m): 7:43am On Jul 17, 2021 |
The iganganians better attack rather than defend |
Celebrities › Re: List Of Musicians That Performed At Obi Cubana's Mother's Burial (Videos) by illicit(m): 7:21am On Jul 17, 2021 |
Ok |
Crime › Re: Cultism Alert! Tasued Is Killing Me by illicit(m): 7:08am On Jul 17, 2021*. Modified: 9:02am On Jul 17, 2021 |
Poster above me
You school life must be boring
Those boys hampered u, they enjoyed ur school life join their own
It's just like u were not there because ur life was full of fear |
Celebrities › Re: Amari Bailey’s Mom, Johanna Leia Who Drake Rented A Whole Stadium To Have A Date by illicit(m): 7:00am On Jul 17, 2021 |
She just take pictures for a living  |
Crime › Re: Man Uses His Girlfriend’s Backside As Punching Bag While Training (watch Video) by illicit(m): 6:58am On Jul 17, 2021 |
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Celebrities › Re: Who Exactly Is Obi Cubana? A Look Into The Business Empire Of Obi Cubana by illicit(m): 6:57am On Jul 17, 2021 |
Looks like money laundering |
Health › Re: Man's Penis Permanently Disfigured After Padlocking It For Weeks Out Of Boredom by illicit(m): 6:53am On Jul 17, 2021 |
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Nairaland General › Re: Happy Birthday To One And Only Seun OSEWA, Nairaland founder by illicit(m): 6:48am On Jul 17, 2021 |
Happy birthday
cc ishilove |
Events › Re: Hilarious Things Young Rich Guys Do When They Meet At Event by illicit(m): 10:53pm On Jul 16, 2021*. Modified: 2:13pm On Jul 17, 2021 |
It's funny because when u think of it, all these guys will end in hell fire and only righteousness89 will now go to heaven
Yeh.... Who slap me |
Romance › Re: See The Text Message An 18 Year Old Girl Sent Me by illicit(m): 10:50pm On Jul 16, 2021 |
Does she have a friend  E be like say she go like quickie |
Literature › Re: Write a Short Story of about 100 Words by illicit(op): 10:40pm On Jul 16, 2021*. Modified: 7:30pm On Nov 08, 2021 |
Jack273: Home Alone
I checked the kitchen again. It was empty as expected but I kept hearing the foot steps. Who could that be?
It was my first time alone in this new neighbourhood. Susan was away for a church program. I should have gone with her but she insisted I stay. As I felt the steps get closer I knew I had to do something. I looked around for a weapon just in case. Five homes have been robbed in the last two days.
I waited for the steps to get closer. I stood still with the TV remote in my hand, it was the best I could find. I stood there for almost 30 minutes but nothing happened.
The next day I insisted on going to church with Susan. Nice story  5 Likes 1 Share |