₦airaland Forum

mynd1:
Chai Wailers/Ipods no go like dis news.

God bless PMB

God bless Nigeria.

So why didn't they campaign with Mandela's posters

7) Zombie turn Wailers

opalu:
Medicine after death. The south had great chances, OBJ and GEJ. If the british really feel sorry, let them restitute by compensating Nigeria with Trillions of pounds. Lol

OBJ and GEJ have done better than the Northern leaders

NOI is untouchable...

Sanusi!!! Shut the fvck up and tell us how you spend your security vote during your time as CBN Governor, for those of you ( Zombies ) who may not know, Sanusi was allocated 300 billion naira as security vote in a certain year, that was the beginning of the altercation between him and the then deputy Senate president, now his jittery because PMB has sing a bilateral trade in Dubai.
Sanusi ate yams and he most be probe
And for the Zombies I've got much respect for you guys, that's why I normally spell Zombie with a capital Z.

lalasticala!!! abi Wetin dem dey call you self

Can anything good come out from a Zombie?

Missy89:
The security situation in North Africa and West Africa are quite different. What will Nigeria be doing with 2 squadrons of Fighter jets?

Is this suppose to be a question or what?

kushsy:
Mine was so embarrassing..he was 3 n I often change my pads in his presence when am on..one day I had guest n I have just changed n left the pack on d bed only for my kid boy to pick a pad and walked to the sitting room n struggling to fix it under his pants... I miss him..Rip my boy.

Eyah... sorry for your loss

uplawal:
Your first story is epic lie jo.you cannever remember what happened at 4yrs,you had dash memory then.

It's possible, stop doubting

Zombism,

ta4ba3:
Baba want to branch Eritrea.

Yes ooh!! who no like better thing? marry two and get the whole family for free

There goes our Nomadic president again

abduljabbar4:
Ur signature says everything about u. The students got kidnapped under buharis watch right? Boko haram is stronger than it was now right?

Zombie what are you saying?

bloodyBLOGGER:
This is like the umpteenth hashtag against buhari that the wailers have made to trend on twitter all to no avail.

Una no dey tire?

Tire? For where?
You ain't seen nothing yet

tartar9:
when will these people stop indirectly insulting Africans.turning a corrupt clueless drunk as a case of an African hero because he didn't wage war after clearly loosing an election when there are far better people to be recognized

Bad belle bad belle

lalasticlala, ishilove!! Stop the pretence and do the right thing

* In zombies voice * Jonathan self[i][/i]

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Where are the APC e-rat? Come and defend the rascal ooh.
I guess they're busy distributing lassa fever after eating Aisha's rice.

Isaa11:
12 thousand soldiers to b recruitd dis year....we hop DSSC is inclusive....if its true

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We don't want new members ooh, I think the numbers of "cross carpeteers" is enough no more form for intending waillers

Op take your time last warning, don't you know lara is high maintenance

You blame them? in India dog is a delicacy

bloodykiller:
wait is that you or your employer that bought TonyeBarcanista beer?

Abeg help me ask am

Benue people to stop eating lat? My bloder e bri like sai the Govarano is wanting war.

Okay ooh!!
For all you rat eaters defending rat eaters, there's an old saying that goes like this, you don't give a dog a bad name in order to kill it, mine goes like this, you don't give a RAT a good name in order to eat it, e.g ewi ( gRAsscuTter), RAbbiT, guinea pig, hare, burugu ( mighty RAT ), maggi RAT, Bat (flying RAT), APC e-RAT, they're all rodents, in other words RAT na RAT

MrCork:
^^^^naggin..nagggin..nagggin.. he is definately pregnant!!

Yes ooh op is definitely pregnant

MrCork:
^^^^naggin..nagggin..nagggin.. he is definately pregnant!!

Yes ooh op is definitely pregnant

cowgirl9090:
Chai! , may be it was rat.

Which kind rat be that, I know what I heard, I think maybe it was time for their meeting and we were obstructing

Op... You can't cheat on her without her knowing

There's this girl I use to date back then in school, we usually hangout in the evening the relationship was kind of new, on a very good day we took a stroll to an empty class, my phone was down so was hers, we chose the class because nobody was inside, we were playing and having fun not knowing time has gone, now the class was very dark without any ray of light not even from our phones.
I was having fun my hands were going places then suddenly I started hearing noises as if someone was rocking a chair, I pretend like say I no hear am, the noise persisted, me for my mind I was like which kind thing be this, the noise was coming from the end of the class, the useless noise now increased drawing the attention of the girl, the girl was like

Girl: illmatic wait, can you hear that noise?
Me: yeah... I think it's coming from that end of the class, in my mind " I done enter am today wetin carry me come this class where Catholic students dey use bind witches and wizards" wait here I'm going there to check.
The girl started calling me to come back I was busy forming lie lie superman, at the same time I was calculating on how to run out of the class living the girl there when suddenly a hand just grab me, I almost fainted but lucky for me it was the girl dragging me out of the class

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