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PoliticsRe: Photo Of Beheaded Franklin-Obi, APC Ward-Chairman In Omoku,rivers State by illuminaty(m): 12:17pm On Mar 15, 2016
Believe it or not....the supreme Court made a brilliant decision not to order for a fresh governorship election in rivers state...just imagine times two of the blood shed that would have taken place....#saynotoelectionviolence
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Abba Moro,Others In Court Today, Bail Application Deferred To Tomorrow by illuminaty(m): 4:31pm On Mar 02, 2016
Am a proud WAILER but one thing I can never forgive GEJ for is allowing aba morro to walk the streets freely after that scam called NIS recruitment
PoliticsRe: Buhari Never Promised N5,000 Jobseeker’s Allowance -presidency by illuminaty(m): 8:40am On Mar 01, 2016
Boss....50cartons of orijin for u..after your comment,this thread should have been declared CLOSED cos you said it all
benzics:
These people are the most unstable creature on planet earth
.
If I dey lie...just follow their line of thought !
Example:

Buhari :
my government will pay unemployed Nigerians 5k every month.

Zombies:
sai Baba... change is here..Nigeria will rise again!
.
Buhari:
I never promised to pay unemployed Nigerians 5k each month.
.
Zombies:
No mind those Jonathanians. With their fake news. Show us links where he promised that. We are solidly behind you. Nothing for yam eaters
.
Buhari :
We have started collection of data to enable us pay the unemployed graduates 5k.
.
Zombies :
Where are those TANoids that said Baba is not a promise keeper...shame on all PDP. Baba till 2023 !
.
Buhari:
I wont pay 5k to unemployed youths. Its not a priority !
.
Zombies:
Baba is right! Whats the use of 5k? What can 5k do to anyone. Mr president we love u. Best president ever!
.
I wont be surprised if I wake up tomorrow and hear :
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Buhari:
Unemployed Nigerians should pay 5k every month to the government.
.
His idiotic zombies will be like:
.
Zombies:
Think of what u can do for your country and not what your country can do for you. Baba is right. But I know those unpatriotic wailers wont pay
.
Abeg no vex o. Is this thing ordinary?
CelebritiesRe: "If U Follow Me On Snapchat, You'll Be Depressed" - Davido As He Luxury Shops by illuminaty(m): 3:23pm On Feb 26, 2016
rollUP:
Baba God Abeg Abeg I don taya pick my call.

Na not reachable the tin dey talk since cry
loooool...e b like my own case better pass ur case.my own dey ring,na jos for God 2 pick am up....ur own wey no dey reachable min say u r on a long tin #in d'banj voice
BusinessRe: Consumer Protection Council Orders Dstv To Compensate Consumers by illuminaty(m): 9:51pm On Feb 21, 2016
Please,customer care should e toll free....the money I spend on customer care if I have issues with my decoder is outrageous
PoliticsRe: Photos From Ben Murray-Bruce's 60th Birthday Celebration by illuminaty(m): 9:13am On Feb 20, 2016
Was hoping to see vic-o naaaa...thought ben gave him a free invitation to perform
PhonesRe: Tips To Save On Data by illuminaty(m): 3:22pm On Feb 19, 2016
Blackberry users nkohuh
RomanceRe: Val's Dinner: Rate My Fiancee And I. :D by illuminaty(m): 7:24am On Feb 15, 2016
Iroh88:
Don't bother. No be that your sister be dis. tongue
.....Nice reply....pay the frustrated bastard no mind....you n ur bae rock.thumbs up bro!
Car TalkRe: House-Boy Crashes Master's Car In Calabar (Photos) by illuminaty(m): 2:14pm On Feb 04, 2016
ITbomb:
LOL

When your Village people have finally fixed the date for you to return home.
....looool.so hilarious
Nairaland GeneralRe: "Welcome To Nigeria" Trending On Twitter (pictures Of The Hilarious Tweets) by illuminaty(m): 6:28pm On Feb 02, 2016
obynocute:
Welcome to Nigeria where rise in dollar affects those selling Garri (like seriously) ߘՠThe woman said: "u no kno dey dollar don rise?"
...garri good sef,for my end,a bag of pure water is now 100naira instead of 80naira...like say na dollars dem dey use produce the water
PoliticsRe: Jonathan: 'Don't Handover', An African Leader Urged Me After I Lost by illuminaty(m): 6:03pm On Feb 02, 2016
Caseless:
Lai says it as it is.
....indeed Apc supporters are zombies
PoliticsRe: Jonathan: 'Don't Handover', An African Leader Urged Me After I Lost by illuminaty(m): 5:55pm On Feb 02, 2016
Caseless:
grin grin grin


He knows how to lie a lot. Tomorrow, you might hear him give another account like: all the African leaders I called while the results were being collated advised me arrest BUHARI and force Jega to declare the election inconclusive at gunpoint, but I refused because that's not my way.
......if GEJ knows how 2 lie alot....i wonder what liar mohammed is known for......smh
PoliticsRe: Ambode Replaces 58-year Old Transformer In Palmgroove - Photos by illuminaty(m): 11:16pm On Jan 31, 2016
Ejor....oga amobde,if you are reading this,we also need transformer here for victory estate iba....since 2008,the transformer only produces "half current".....e nor dey carry my frige or AC unless na for midnight....oshe ooo
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Job Scammers Taking Advantage Of Corpers; How I Got Scammed Looking For A Job by illuminaty(m): 9:37am On Jan 19, 2016
Lwkmd...your tori is so funny because of the comic relief you inserted in your experience.kpele shaaa....everyday we live,we learn.m just glad it's only 10k..a genuine opening will come your way soon ijn.....amen!
TV/MoviesRe: If You Had To Be Trapped In A TV Show For A Month, Which Would You Choose? by illuminaty(m): 3:00pm On Jan 17, 2016
mccoy47:
No. They siezed production. cry
...kia,I miss that series like mad...my best TV series!
TV/MoviesRe: If You Had To Be Trapped In A TV Show For A Month, Which Would You Choose? by illuminaty(m): 6:37pm On Jan 16, 2016
mccoy47:
I'll chose Dirty, Sexy, money...

I wanna be a Darling heir sooooo freakinnng bad!
.....boss,is dirty sexy money still airing afta season 1?
CelebritiesRe: Artistes Don Jazzy Dispute Ruined Their Career by illuminaty(m): 11:42pm On Jan 02, 2016
2sex:
Dude, you ain't following trends. What makes you think everyone all out to die singing to folks like you. Great men exit into other terrain and leave the stage for kids. For the records, I only took note of the Rick just a year or two ago.

How long have I known or heard of Jay ZZZ? Since pre-teen/teen year and now I am an adult.

Jay is managing businesses bro... your rick is mananging mics. LMAOO... Jay has gone bigger and has left the stage while Rick is still on it. So, it's not about when last but what he now focuses on, or what could have led to his purchase of a basketball team and did you hear that Dr. Dre Sold his Beat headphone for $3Billion to apple? Dude, that is the kind of stage where the likes of Jay Z now rap... not to folks like you.
.....6million likes for you
CelebritiesRe: Artistes Don Jazzy Dispute Ruined Their Career by illuminaty(m): 11:38pm On Jan 02, 2016
Atmmachine:
You're 1000% right.
All the songs he did are all hit songs.
Iyanya featured him in Gift, it was a hit .
Psquare featured him in Collabo, it was a hit.
He only said Korede Bello and Don Jazzy in Godwin, the song became a hit.

Don Jazzy is the Nigerian version of Rick Ross.
If you come for Rick Ross, he will end your career.
Rick Ross ended 50 cent and Jay Z's career.
.....you must be sick to mention rick Ross ending jay-z career.nonse
PoliticsRe: NLC: We'll Hold Buhari To His Promise Not To Remove Fuel Subsidy by illuminaty(m): 4:51pm On Dec 27, 2015
dorodee:
Good quotation!
...I just wanna be sure that @ 85naira,subsidy has been removed...therefore,lets know how much the price would have been if subsidy wus involved...thereby know how much the FG saving
PoliticsRe: NLC: We'll Hold Buhari To His Promise Not To Remove Fuel Subsidy by illuminaty(m): 4:32pm On Dec 27, 2015
PMS intends to sell for 85naira after subsidy removal....if subsidy been come dey nko?how much dem for sell?
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Attacks Army Chief Tukur Buratai’s Hometown Again by illuminaty(m): 12:25pm On Dec 20, 2015
The Hunter Has Suddenly Become The Hunted....smh!
CrimeRe: FESTAC Bank Robbery Suspect Arrested With 86 Bullets (photo) by illuminaty(m): 10:07pm On Dec 15, 2015
davetwitzy:
I don't belive that. The Story says the bike wasn't registered. Why would someone who rides an Okada for commercial purposes fail to register his bike...in Lagos!?
Also, I'm sure the bag was kept with the driver. It contains 87bullets and an AK-47 rifle. That kind of weight would definitely be kept with the driver especially with two people already behind.
Thirdly, why would anyone carrying such just board any commercial bike he see's on the road?




Food For Thought!
....what's this 1 spewing??why on earth should you believe everything the police says??dude's bike was registered...why on earth would you ride an unregistered motorcycle at the wee hours of the morning on the highway....even the dumbest person wouldnt...2ndly,have u ever boarded a bike with a luggage and the bike man insist on searching ur luggage b4 accepting you??3rdly,read the bike man's statement again.....he picked the dudes within the estate....its nt like he picked them up from an unknown destination...how do you expect him to know all the residents residing in the estate...my only issue witt the dude is y he decided 2 leave the estate where he rides n go off the grid(highway).....have always known him not 2 be a hungry or desperate for cash kind of person.
CrimeRe: FESTAC Bank Robbery Suspect Arrested With 86 Bullets (photo) by illuminaty(m): 5:38pm On Dec 15, 2015
4nobody4every1:
Well, hustling runs must have taken him out, you know okada riders can be called for long distance ride with good pay or he was going for another errand and mistakenly picked those messengers of death, either ways we look at it, if he is actually clean, the whole universe, karma and God will see him true
Amen
CrimeRe: FESTAC Bank Robbery Suspect Arrested With 86 Bullets (photo) by illuminaty(m): 5:24pm On Dec 15, 2015
4nobody4every1:
If so, the God of justice will set him free, so sad for him but naija police will squeeze his balls to pay money for bail sad embarassed
.....Menh,i feel so pained for chinedu....d dude is just a legitimate okada hustler.what baffels me is the fact Nedu never drives outside the estate.....why he was found on igando road still beats my imagination
CrimeRe: FESTAC Bank Robbery Suspect Arrested With 86 Bullets (photo) by illuminaty(m): 4:41pm On Dec 15, 2015
The guy on the left is totally innocent....he is a registered okada rider @ victory estate(where I also reside)fondly refered 2 as "MR IBU" cos of how jovial and playful he can be....most times he takes me to techno filling station to buy gas....I just came back a couple of days from an event outside lagos and heard about the story...plz whoever cares to listen,chinedu is truly just a victim of circumstances.
PoliticsRe: Lagos To Spend N19bn On 114 Roads. Check If A Road Close To You Is Listed. by illuminaty(m): 5:11pm On Oct 21, 2015
Ambode......ejoh ooo,come 2 iba Local govt oooo.....we need road oooo for victory estate side that is suppose 2 lead 2 apple junction for mile2...no road @ all @ all
Jobs/VacanciesRe: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by illuminaty(m): 7:38am On Oct 02, 2015
Nigeriaisblessed:
Send me a PM with ur number
07030990367
Jobs/VacanciesRe: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by illuminaty(m): 6:02pm On Oct 01, 2015
Nigeriaisblessed:
21-09-15, yes I have open an account
mbok,can I have ur number please so that I cud talk better with you and ask you some other questions
Jobs/VacanciesRe: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by illuminaty(m): 4:58pm On Sep 30, 2015
Nigeriaisblessed:
Yes but not a mail, I got mine When I logged into my GIS profile
please,when were you contacted? And have you open your account yet?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by illuminaty(m): 9:21am On Sep 30, 2015
Please and please....is there any 1 here that attended the recently held job fair @ calabar on the 15th of september that has received any congratulatory mail from GIS so as to open a bank account after successfully being matched with a firm....please I need an urgent reply.Thanks
PoliticsRe: Senator Shehu Sani Declares Assets, Says He's Worth #22m, Several Houses by illuminaty(m): 7:23am On Sep 05, 2015
shizzy7:
I Am Ready To Declare My Assets,,
I Have
*3 Lipstick
*2 Brown powder
*5 Bags
*11 Gowns
*13 jeans trousers
*4 Shoes
*1 Phone
*1 PC
*Waec certificate......
AND
*A dormant Account with Union Bank

I Need change
.....You also forgot to mention ur 50cartons of condoms too......looooool,na play I dey ooo
CelebritiesRe: Cynthia Morgan Stuns In Red Outfit Shows Cleavages by illuminaty(m): 4:17pm On Aug 18, 2015
Come and do!

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