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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Federal Airport Authority Of Nigeria (FAAN) Recruitment 2015 – Application Date by illuminaty(m): 10:02am On Feb 02, 2015
arshavineering:
tru bluetooth. .na your type de call person clueless
....And need I remind you that your mother,father,brother,sister,uncle,aunty,cousins and all your family(nuclear and extended)children are all "CLUELESS".....if u guys don't seek the kind of banky w's "mercy" then am sorry no one can save you guys from yourselves
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Federal Airport Authority Of Nigeria (FAAN) Recruitment 2015 – Application Date by illuminaty(m): 9:46am On Feb 02, 2015
arshavineering:
tru bluetooth. .na your type de call person clueless
it takes a clueless one 2 know another...so d feeling is mutual bro
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Federal Airport Authority Of Nigeria (FAAN) Recruitment 2015 – Application Date by illuminaty(m): 9:45am On Feb 02, 2015
arshavineering:
tru bluetooth. .na your type de call person clueless
it takes a clueless one 2 know another...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Federal Airport Authority Of Nigeria (FAAN) Recruitment 2015 – Application Date by illuminaty(m): 9:01am On Feb 02, 2015
Biko,wots the mode of application?
PoliticsRe: Abba Moro Says FG Will Soon Introduce E-Prison System by illuminaty(m): 12:48pm On Jan 28, 2015
Sumbody,plz tell me y abba moro is still keeping his job.......it baffles me ooo after that immigration scam
Music/RadioRe: Don Jazzy Calls D Banj A Broke Dude In New Song by illuminaty(m): 9:46am On Jan 22, 2015
For woteva misunderstanding dey must have had in d past.....I fink its so childish of don jazzy 2 stoop dis low....m a vewi big fan of jazzy bt I fink taking a swipe @ ur former "partner in crime" doesn't mk u look matured....I just hope dis news isn't tru.as for d'prince,u have always bin a wacko...u are d only artist have sin don jazzy produced for and neva "blew up".u r just a disgrace 2 jazzy....even the newest addition 2 marvin records rock 100times berra dan u.......witt ur lame lyrics
Jobs/VacanciesRe: INEC Recruitment 2014 (ADHOC Staff Vacancies)-apply by illuminaty(m): 3:44pm On Jan 21, 2015
harthonder:
Is it all local govt doing screening and is it for everybody?
......I can't say.m just speaking from my own end(ojo)
Jobs/VacanciesRe: INEC Recruitment 2014 (ADHOC Staff Vacancies)-apply by illuminaty(m): 10:17am On Jan 21, 2015
Was at OJO Local Govt Council yesterday(20th jan)a day after the deadline for screening/accreditation....it was a hell of a wait.waited for the pregnant lady from 10am till 4pm and when she finally arrived,it wus by the grace of God she still screened us.....I submitted photocopies of my discharge certificate,degree certificate and the INEC printout. Not trying to demoralize any one bt if you missed the screening up till yesterday,its gonna be very difficult to do so 2day or hence forth...Bt y'all(ojo peeps)can still try your luck.best of luck every1
PoliticsRe: We Can't Cope If Jonathan, Buhari Go Into Run-off – INEC by illuminaty(m): 9:39am On Dec 27, 2014
Singing..."Parents listen 2 ur children...cos WE ARE THE LEADERS OF TOMOROW...."Dt wus d nursery rhyme I used 2 sing dt year long afta Buhari had even ruled Nigeria...m nt 1 2 support GEJ esp afta dt immigration scam wia up till nw ve found it hard 2 forgive him bt plz if we are clamoring for change n d bst we can come up witt is Buhari den I fill we are taking 1step forward n 2steps bkwards....I honestly felt a fashola for President wud have bin awesome n flawless.....so if dis is d bst PDP n APC can cum up witt,I honestly dunno wia CHANGE will cum from.I dnt care d party,I just need a credible,young n vibrant aspirant for my dear country
RomanceRe: How To Tell If A Girl/guy Is A Virgin by illuminaty(m): 11:51am On Dec 18, 2014
donmalcolm21:
Bullshit, this is what you guys discuss at your spare time, tomorrow you will blame government for no job.
.....LOL,lwkmd....dah,u stoked d op n his friends so hard.....on a real though,its amazing hw some people in dia spare n leisure time wee just sit n b talking bout SEX n VIRGINITY....indeed an idile man is d devil's workshop indeed
Christianity EtcRe: Shiloh 2014: Bishop Oyedepo's 15 Prophetic Declarations For 2015 by illuminaty(m): 10:57am On Dec 14, 2014
Reference:
It is up to you to make it work. God has provided the network. He won't buy you a sim-card and airtime.
.....lovely response...1million likes for u.spoken like a real living faith member.....I love u #no homo#
EventsRe: Calabar Festival 2014!!! by illuminaty(m): 9:30pm On Dec 08, 2014
My very own calabar........all routes lead 2 cali town
TV/MoviesRe: Hennessy Reunites Plantashun Boiz On Stage [pictures] by illuminaty(m): 3:47pm On Dec 07, 2014
Even a MO-HIT reunion won't b outta place.....all dese face n black face dt haff outlived dia worth
TV/MoviesRe: Hennessy Reunites Plantashun Boiz On Stage [pictures] by illuminaty(m): 3:44pm On Dec 07, 2014
Failed reunion......if we eva wanna a reunion,it shud b from CHOC BOYS
CelebritiesRe: D’banj’s Koko Garri Now Sells For #5,000 On Konga.com by illuminaty(m): 12:38pm On Dec 06, 2014
holatin:
does it comes with kuli kuli or fried fish
.LWKMD,I wus beginning 2 ask myself d same tin
CelebritiesRe: American Music Award - AMA 2014 Nominees And Winners by illuminaty(m): 6:14pm On Nov 25, 2014
MarthaK:
That Iggy sucks at rapping jare...
I love Nicki and I aint hating on Iggy but sincerely, I feel like she's a Nicki wannabe...
Nicki sucks at rapping too but she flows good...
Nicki's Lyrics are wack, stupiid and childish...
She could say this:
"I met my mother hiding under the bed... A monster is approaching... I love pancakes... I am Roman..."

Blah blah blah...
The above line shouldn't be considered a rap lyric because it's rubbish...
But if Nicki raps that, she'll flow well and you'll think she's d0p€...
Nicki rocks tho! grin
I like her because of Martha Zolanski tongue
Nicki's Alter ego's Mother grin
......guy,u just spilled wobbish....nicki is good n dts dt.....on beyonce's "flawless" remix,she wus so dope.....played witt words like she invented dem.....on bed of lies,she made absolute sense witt ha flows
EducationRe: Girl Bags 1st First-Class In Radiography At UNICAL by illuminaty(m): 8:32am On Oct 06, 2014
snowytee:
Itunz,so u dey here.Thomas greets u
T-Boy......much hallinz from ma wing!
EducationRe: Girl Bags 1st First-Class In Radiography At UNICAL by illuminaty(m): 11:21am On Oct 05, 2014
Congrats my cash Kwin.......itunz salutes u pieces
CelebritiesRe: MTV Africa Releases List Of 20 Greatest Nigerian Songs Of All Time by illuminaty(m): 1:11pm On Oct 03, 2014
[quote author=bykebyke post=/post/26831208]Faze-Kolomentalhuh?[/quote]....I concure
SportsRe: Nigeria To Return To Abuja National Stadium by illuminaty(m): 7:38am On Sep 18, 2014
elobyobi: Thank God. We can now go to watch the Eagles without fear of calabar ashawwos, cuz being bombed in Abuja is a much better option undecided
ur sisters no dey follow dem?
SportsRe: Nigeria To Return To Abuja National Stadium by illuminaty(m): 7:36am On Sep 18, 2014
elobyobi: Thank God. We can now go to watch the Eagles without fear of calabar ashawwos, cuz being bombed in Abuja is a much better option undecided
idiot of d highest order
RomanceRe: The Logic Of "Main Chick" And "Side Chicks" by illuminaty(m): 8:46am On Sep 17, 2014
Side chic is used as a bk incase d main chic starts acting funny......yea,side chic is more like a rebound bt u can neva tell,a side chic 2day can b d main chic 2morow.....lol.....I wee neva tell a guy 2 put all his eggs in 1 basket cos gehs can b "na wah" sumtimes
HealthRe: How I Survived Ebola - Late Nurse's Fiance by illuminaty(m): 7:19pm On Aug 31, 2014
Dah,still trying 2 tk a good look @ dis MR DENNIS guy........he looks so much like my LOST friend during my university of calabar days/banking and finance...........R.I.P miss justina n 2 dennis,u did well,tk hart n stay strong
CultureRe: The Magic Of Calabar And Their Women by illuminaty(m): 10:43am On Aug 26, 2014
olokpa11: I miss that town,after serving there I really did nt wnt to eva leave,what the op forgot to mention is the peace,as in calabar is very peaceful,although the girls are money concious(as in if u no get,better park well) and also their greatest short-coming is their house rent(too too expensive).......Bros,if calabar geh love u,she don love u finish.Money or no Money,just stay loyal 2 ha n she wee share d lil money she has witt u.m a living testimony 2 dt fact till nw
VERDICT-If you no get money,no go tht town o
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Good News! Immigration Set To Recruit 5,000 Officers by illuminaty(m): 8:48am On Aug 23, 2014
Imagine wen dey asked for 1k n "Billions" of applicants showed up.......I wonda hw many wee show up nw if dey mk d recruitment free....#just saying
Music/RadioRe: Top 10 Next Rated Artistes In Nigeria by illuminaty(m): 4:08pm On Aug 13, 2014
No eedris abdukareem,rugged man,d addy showkey n baba frayo on d list? huh?MTCHEWWWWW......smh
PoliticsRe: The Sorry State Of Roads In Ejigbo Community Lagos State by illuminaty(m): 3:44pm On Aug 11, 2014
Mtchewwwww.......dis road na 5star quality road nau compared 2 iyano school/adolf/chruch pole road in IBA LOCAL GOVERNMENT area....cum n marvel @ inhabitants r suffering n smiling on dt road......govt wee neva b tired of kuming 2 raise false hope by kuming 2 measure d road....smh
HealthRe: Lagos Doctor That Treated Liberian Is Positive For Ebola Virus! CNN by illuminaty(m): 2:58pm On Aug 04, 2014
mikedanza: CNN : A Lagos doctor who treated the Liberian man that died few days ago of Ebola Virus has tested positive to the Virus, Nigeria’s Minister of Health says.
iyami ooooo.so dis virus has finally entered Nigeria like play.....menh,we are just @ God's Mercy
FamilyRe: Parents Take Son To Court To Force Him To Get A Job by illuminaty(m): 10:33am On Aug 04, 2014
chibuezecu: Please inform any graduate you know to go online and register with this http://tan.org.ng/onestar/register.php?id=26610.
If successful, goverment will be paying them #50,000 monthly for 1yr.
Please don't neglect this. Help your friend, help our youths.
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Bros,y is it asking me 5 + 5 n wen I answer 10,it tells me incorrecthuh
CultureRe: When Last Did You Visit Your Hometown by illuminaty(m): 8:39am On Jul 30, 2014
Visited my home town for d 1st time wen I wus 18yrs of age(calabar) bt wus born n brought up in lagos......attending UNICAL helped bring me close 2 my home town where I travel 2 d village almost every weekend(BIASE)......afta my university education n serving in akwa-ibom,finally came bk 2 lagos in 2012 n visited home for d 1st time during d easter period dis year.nw m bk,omoh,I dunno wen I wee travel 2 my hometown again o
PoliticsRe: Emir Of Kano, Sanusi Cancels Eid Festivities After Bomb attacks by illuminaty(m): 7:04pm On Jul 27, 2014
I strongly believe dariz hope for NIGERIA,I still love ma country inspite of all d setbacks....let's continue 2 pray for peace in our land.

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