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CelebritiesRe: 5 Most Humble Nigerian Celebrities by illuminaty(m): 3:50pm On Dec 21, 2013
Olamide?reali?
TV/MoviesRe: Movie Series That You Enjoyed And You Recommend by illuminaty(m): 7:07pm On Nov 29, 2013
If it aint "DALLAS" den it aint d bomb!
Music/RadioRe: Ice Prince Ft. French Montana - I Swear by illuminaty(m): 10:29pm On Sep 09, 2013
D song is absolutely WACK....ice prince has lost it after ABOKI remix......vector all d way!!
EntertainmentRe: Dillish Wins Big Brother Africa The Chase by illuminaty(m): 12:28am On Aug 26, 2013
Who cares....*continue listening 2 olamide ft vector....R.I.P* especially vector part where he jokinly disses beverly osu
PoliticsRe: Poor Road Network At Iyana Ejigbo by illuminaty(m): 3:10pm On Aug 17, 2013
[quote author=t-something]So anyone who now says anything negative about saint Fashola is an Ibo man. Look how myopic and tribalistic you are.

For your information, am from Akwa Ibom state and proudly resident in uyo. It's known everywhere that you can't compare quality of roads is Akwa Ibom to anywhere in your village . Even my street has better roads and street lights compared to the road leading to your government house (K-Line , Ewet Housing Estate , uyo). The address is for you to confirm what I just stated.

If I brag about my government, its because I personally can enjoy its dividends. I don't need to go about looking for beautiful pictures to use and brag on the internet . I still challenge Eko Ile (or whatever the buttlicker chooses to answer ) if he can proudly post pictures of his street so that we can appreciate how Fashola has performed there![/quote]....correct pesin jooor.....dah....abadiehuh?
SportsRe: Brown Ideye With His Family (Pictures) by illuminaty(m): 10:47pm On Aug 04, 2013
Mr brown,y did U̶̲̥̅̊ have 2 shave ur son's hair d same witt yourshuh?mr man,dt hairstyle doesn't mk any sane pesin look responsible......plz,low cut(maize) wud b bst for d child
CrimeRe: One Dies As Explosion Rocks Dangote Cement Plant by illuminaty(m): 11:12pm On Aug 01, 2013
Menh...such is life.a bread winner of his home just gone like dt.R.I.P
CelebritiesRe: Omawumi Allegedly Beat-up A Photo-Journalist At A Lagos Event? by illuminaty(m): 3:37pm On Jul 30, 2013
"Agbero in a prada dress"
PoliticsRe: Rate & Review Your Governor by illuminaty(m): 1:01pm On Jul 30, 2013
Name of state:cross-river,name of govonor:sen.liyel imoke.....;2nd tenure....rating:6/10....witt little funds kuming in2 d coffers of d govt,he has managed 2 do sum lil tins..like gwed roads,renovation of schools and bringing in of foreign investors tru d tourism which has bin d backbone/means of survival of our people.......on a turn off,m still mad dt unda his watchfully eyes,our oil wells were seeded 2 our cousins(akwa-ibomites).he cud be sumtimes a slow poke bt I fink he's doing his bst bt dnt get me wrong....."Donald duke wus beta dan him".on a last note....pls,calabar carnival shud continue abeg cos na d only time I dey use catch fun....lolz
CrimeRe: 9-Year-Old Girl Molested To Death In Calabar by illuminaty(m): 6:03pm On Jul 22, 2013
Emmadani: Calabar as a whole na badoo area o,sex is d oda of the day.If u get galfrnd nd she go calabar on a transfer or watever,just tel her "bye bye".
...just shut ur pit hole U̶̲̥̅̊ call a mouth dia...
CrimeRe: 9-Year-Old Girl Molested To Death In Calabar by illuminaty(m): 6:00pm On Jul 22, 2013
jerex55: clearly u've not been to calabar,its worse than sodom and gomora............its a normal occurence,this came out cuz the girl died
.U̶̲̥̅̊ are just a vewi big asswipe for such a tin 2 cum out from ur oragotan head....if calabar is all bout sex den I wonda wot states like benue,adamawa,benin n so on are all bout..
CelebritiesRe: Amber Rose And Wiz Khalifa Are Married by illuminaty(m): 5:14pm On Jul 09, 2013
Certified Freak: Kanye's reject tho...... Khalifa loves tha bald headed beauty silly
while kim kardishian who is sum1's wifey wus 1nce ray jay's 1nite stand...wot goes around reali kums around
CelebritiesRe: Amber Rose And Wiz Khalifa Are Married by illuminaty(m): 4:09pm On Jul 09, 2013
He dissed ha on "HARTLESS"....no 1 eva sed he wus childish....rayj dissed kim n pips starting wagging dia tongue
CelebritiesRe: Amber Rose And Wiz Khalifa Are Married by illuminaty(m): 4:06pm On Jul 09, 2013
I fink she wud ♓αvﻉ bin beta off witt kanye west.....wud haff made a gwed couple...bt d dude messed up!
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Kills 30 Students In Yobe Boarding School by illuminaty(m): 10:21pm On Jul 06, 2013
franchizy: I ve said it over and over dat d only solution to dis Boko Haram menace is 4 GEJ to suspend the state of emergency, appologise to the Northern Elders forum, dialogue and grant Boko Haram Amnesty, rebuild all mosque. The military can't win d war cos 80% of Boko Haram are from d SS, SE and SW and are christians who are used to tannish d image of d North and kill our people but Allah will fight 4 d North and vindicate us.
Many of d Boko Haram sponsors are from d SS, SE and SW all in d name of Power but the North must complete there remaining 4yrs come 2015.
I urge Nigerians to support Buhari 4 a change and better Nigeria.
.....just listen 2 urself....U̶̲̥̅̊ reali need check up!...mtchewwww.RIP young 1nes
Music/RadioRe: Ebony Oshunrinde Created A Beat For Jay-z's New Album by illuminaty(m): 5:09pm On Jul 05, 2013
Mods....pls get ur fact right....dere's no song on jay-z's new album called "CROWNS"...pls,I reali beg of you...stop spreading false news.thanks
Music/RadioRe: Basky - High Definition by illuminaty(m): 6:50am On Jun 03, 2013
Haba.....dis song is on d front page n jesse jagz "REDEMPTION" dt is so dope neva made it 2 front page....smh for d mods
Music/RadioRe: VIDEO: Jesse Jagz – Redemption (download Audio + Video) by illuminaty(m): 7:59pm On Jun 01, 2013
Top notch
CrimeRe: Man Arrested For Duping Facebook Girlfriend Of N850, 000 by illuminaty(m): 9:51am On May 18, 2013
Sims like "our oga at d top"...Obafaye shem,is nw ontop of his game....glad 2 see him bk on his job
EducationRe: UNICAL Sacks 4 Lecturers And Demotes 10 For Plagiarism And Fraud by illuminaty(m): 4:42pm On Apr 24, 2013
Nairalanders.....surprisingly mr akpan bush is on dis forum n I just heard he's about 2 sue sum1 on dis thread for saying d truth bout him ooooo......heheheheheh.dis man is seriously jobless.no 1 is d cause of ur misfortune oda dan urself.
EducationRe: UNICAL Sacks 4 Lecturers And Demotes 10 For Plagiarism And Fraud by illuminaty(m): 11:29am On Apr 23, 2013
Smartwave: you are neither a muslim nor christian, you are not even a pagan. Everybody can see ur weakness now. Only a fool happy at someone down fall. What happy to fuel subsidy thieves and ur bro in aso villa
eh ya....I fill sorry for dem oooo just like d way dey felt sorry for me..hapi nwhuh
PoliticsRe: Oga At The Top: NSCDC Defends Obafaiye by illuminaty(m): 10:16pm On Mar 17, 2013
chucky234: Prepare or prefer?
Kai too many commandant Shem on NL
....its people like you dt's always on d look out for oda people's downfall....smh....dip inside ur hart,you no I neva meant 2 use d word PREPARE so y mking a meal out of it.....#spits on d idiot#
PoliticsRe: Oga At The Top: NSCDC Defends Obafaiye by illuminaty(m): 8:11pm On Mar 17, 2013
Soory pips for derailing d thread bt since I dnt no hw 2 post a topic on dis forum,I just had 2 use dis forum....my question is....btw GOTV n STARTIMES,which wud u prepare for all round entertainmenthuh?
EducationRe: UNICAL Sacks 4 Lecturers And Demotes 10 For Plagiarism And Fraud by illuminaty(m): 1:09pm On Mar 16, 2013
[quote author=Dr. Wise]That one legged Udoinyang is the greatest joke ever in the academia. How can that clown be addressed as a professor of Accounting? It is indeed a mockery of that academic title (prof).[/quote].strongly SECONDED.....GBAM!!!
EducationRe: UNICAL Sacks 4 Lecturers And Demotes 10 For Plagiarism And Fraud by illuminaty(m): 12:38pm On Mar 16, 2013
[quote author=Dr. Wise]What year did you finish from B/F? Those guys don't know jack! From Udoka, Ubom, Ojong,Bush and Offiong. They are all jokers. I was surprised to see all of them parading doctorate degrees.[/quote]....bosss,as in ehn,UDOKA is d worst of dem all.I wonda hw dey made him HOD during my 2nd year....as for OJONG,if dey don't catch him nw,vry soon,dey will cos he's an INBUILT CRIMINAL...na just MRS offiong mk sense pass...I finished 2011
EducationRe: UNICAL Sacks 4 Lecturers And Demotes 10 For Plagiarism And Fraud by illuminaty(m): 12:35pm On Mar 16, 2013
illuminaty: Of all d names mentioned......na DR E.S akpan aka BUSH swit me pass...d man wus a thorn in my flesh during my project year....we used 2 b good friends bt all of a sudden,d man began 2 hate me witt so much passion.he made me ♓αvﻉ an xtra year.my aunty who works in unical begged him,so did my mum who came down from lagos.....all fell on deaf ears....MR MAN,GOD has reali xposed you.n GOD will continually punish you.you will LIVE 2 see me make it in dis life.mark my words.
.minwhile,m done witt service n m looking for a job oooo....nairalanders,mk una hook me up oooo.....lolzzzzz.coughs.."DatsAll"
EducationRe: UNICAL Sacks 4 Lecturers And Demotes 10 For Plagiarism And Fraud by illuminaty(m): 12:26pm On Mar 16, 2013
Of all d names mentioned......na DR E.S akpan aka BUSH swit me pass...d man wus a thorn in my flesh during my project year....we used 2 b good friends bt all of a sudden,d man began 2 hate me witt so much passion.he made me ♓αvﻉ an xtra year.my aunty who works in unical begged him,so did my mum who came down from lagos.....all fell on deaf ears....MR MAN,GOD has reali xposed you.n GOD will continually punish you.you will LIVE 2 see me make it in dis life.mark my words.
CelebritiesRe: 2face Touched His Joystick To Confirm Potency At His Wedding by illuminaty(m): 4:38pm On Mar 10, 2013
tunapawizzy: [size=18pt]Benue man marry calabar gal....hmmmm they are both guaranteed a sexually fulfilling union[/size]
akwa-ibom os different from calabar.d geh is an akwa-ibomite nt a cross-riverian
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NIMC Test Now Over , What Next? by illuminaty(m): 10:44am On Mar 01, 2013
Its nt as if I did so well in d test....neither do I v any godfather at abuja or anywhere....but dere's just dis belief in me dt mks me fill m gonna v dis job....v neva bin so optimistic bout jobs b4.....but dis fillin is different....n v always backed it up witt prayers...all shall b well ijn...hapi nu months peeps!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Sunderland Vs Chelsea (1 - 3) On 8th December 2012 by illuminaty(m): 1:38pm On Dec 08, 2012
IYA NGBALI: what do you expect from a tout that works in a motor park?
....guy chill,U̶̲̥̅̊ dey tk d yab 2 far joor...its just a lil mistake....dunno y sum people tk tins 2 far seff....for ur mind U̶̲̥̅̊ ® so funny oooo....mtchewwww
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Sunderland Vs Chelsea (1 - 3) On 8th December 2012 by illuminaty(m): 1:36pm On Dec 08, 2012
freestuv: i still dunno d problem with dis chelshit fans...Dey so fanatic to d extend dat dis guy is displaying stupidity publicly in spelling hug as huge....#Smh for u
.....LWKMD...U̶̲̥̅̊ dis guy,U̶̲̥̅̊ get mouth die.
Music/RadioRe: Ice Prince - MORE [official Video] by illuminaty(m): 9:50am On Nov 21, 2012
nosa gold: Dude I don't knw hw much you knw bout rap music buh you bringing phenom into this matter tells ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ that you knw a bit bout rap, phenom is a very gud rapper no doubt, I'm even enjoying his latest single as I'm typing this now buh I think ice prince has more edge than him when it comes Ť☺
Delivery
Punchlines
Metaphors
Rhymes
Choruses
.....nt tru at all.just listen 2 murda dem again n look at dose criteria U̶̲̥̅̊ mentioned n tell me if phenom doesn't get at list a 9/10 In̶̲̥̅̊ all department.wen it kums 2 PUNCHLINES,pls I beg U̶̲̥̅̊ In̶̲̥̅̊ d name of God,dnt call iceprince

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