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TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Illusioneffect(m): 7:15pm On Apr 18, 2025
Samuell2019:
I'm not in Nigeria at the moment.
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do you have premium access to a cinema in the morning there bros abi na only you waka come
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Illusioneffect(m): 4:11pm On Apr 18, 2025
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Illusioneffect(m): 4:10pm On Apr 18, 2025
abduleez1:
Might not be in Nigeria tho. grin grin
probably in Japan grin grin grin because na them dey afternoon by that time
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Illusioneffect(m): 1:29pm On Apr 18, 2025
Fantastic 4 trailer is dogshit by the way
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Illusioneffect(m): 1:27pm On Apr 18, 2025
Samuell2019:
Sinners

Really loved it—lots of good music, brilliant directing, and nice action to round things up.

8.5/10
bro it just came out today, what cinema opens by 6 or less in the morning or has Nigerian time changed?
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Illusioneffect(m): 11:18am On Apr 17, 2025
oyaskii:
She posted some series of political conservatives, Jewish, and Nazi tweets that got the internet incense, then Disney promptly ended her contract. Then Elon Musk paid for her Lawsuit against Disney citing that free speech is key...wild wild story 😩😩
what Nazi tweet?
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Illusioneffect(m): 11:17am On Apr 17, 2025
oyaskii:
Bro, you are losing sleep unnecessarily tbh, cuz you should know the only reason they are making a successful franchise which is right up there in pop culture history, again from scratch is to cater to "modern audiences".

Personally, i am not so vested in this series, as my expectations are on the ground plus i have already had my fill from the books and the wonderful adaptation movies, that i continue to see every now and then.

So they could actually cast a Fulani herdsman as Harry Potter and i wouldn't even flinch, and if you aren't caught up to Hollywood's hypocrisy by now, then i don't even know what to say.
I'm way too vested in Harry Potter broooooooo and it actually pains me
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Illusioneffect(m): 3:17am On Apr 17, 2025
I hope this is true so people can actually see the hypocrisy of Hollywood, at this point it wont even matter if it is a good show

TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Illusioneffect(m): 10:32pm On Apr 14, 2025
abduleez1:
Road to a billion dollars.......like I predicted.


First we mine then we craft
Illusioneffect:
They've sucked the life out of book adaptations, video games adaptations will be more successful than book adaptations since they're already a trillion dollar industry.I'm totally sure there'll be a Minecraft movie and a God of War movie coming soon
Illusioneffect:
Maybe but Chris Pratt name doesn't bring money nor the actors themselves - it's the franchise. I can almost guarantee a billion esp if the movie is actually good. It's a Jurassic movie - nostalgia bait plus children here lovers dinosaurs so children equals family equals money. That's the reason the Minecraft movie will hit 900m minimum
predicted this even in Jan 2024 when everyone was suspicious of its succcess
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Illusioneffect(m): 1:16pm On Apr 04, 2025
abduleez1:
A Serbian Film......1/10

A useless directionless "snuff film" mimic. It's disgusting. Hinges on Sadomasochism, séxual violence, depravity and necrophilia. It's main promotion is the gore and shock value and the themes of the subgenre to keep your attention.
Just so many weird sexuàl shït put together with shitty acting and dialogue.


It's a silly film that pretends to be auteuristic in nature. Pretty boring except for the scenes filmed to drive interest and disgust at the same time.

I can pretty see how the film could mess up a lady (the Reddit story of the girl who was messed up by this film) as it essentially degrades women.
But I still don't see how this one can affect my mental health in any way. Still, it's a depraved movie I don't recommend to anyone as everyone's mental fortitude is quite different.


Up next..... EraserHead


Cc IllusionEffect
Thank the heavens I said it was a gory freak show not a good film - none of them are by the way - the only movie on the list that is not entirely gory is Eraserhead!!!
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Illusioneffect(m): 12:44pm On Apr 04, 2025
abduleez1:
Go girl!!
Let's get that Bread. ✌🏽
Looks like she even has more projects than Zendaya
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Illusioneffect(m): 3:20pm On Apr 03, 2025
Simply wish i could appear in 2026 already

TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Illusioneffect(m): 3:14pm On Apr 03, 2025
BankyGee:
I will go ahead... Horror films no suppose do odogwu like me anything na... Horror is my favorite genre 🤩😁
I sha warned folks here

TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Illusioneffect(m): 1:25am On Apr 03, 2025
So I have 24 hours on my hands and I want to do a marathon of the worst movies ever made! Please help provide a list I can finish in 24 hours. Movies like
The Amazing Bulk
The Room
Fateful Findings
Birdemic Shock and Terror
Please I want the absolute worst of the worst. Thank you
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Illusioneffect(m): 12:31am On Apr 02, 2025
abduleez1:
Lmfao, you think say I get time to dey crack my brain to remember the scariest horror films I've ever watched when shït don't even scare me any more. I just name dropped the ones I easily remembered. Those ain't even scary in my books and just trying to tease purple.

If you wan prove to me say you be gangster for horror: try watching an elite horror movie, then just after finishing, you head out to your compound's backyard and say you wan go piss. Out in the middle of the night especially around 3am. Spend 2 minutes there without breaking down after your imagination and brain begins playing tricks with you....out there alone while everyone else was asleep— then I might just believe your mental fortitude.

I regularly did this back then when horror became one of my favourite genre. To test my limits....so if you think all this one go faze me...you never jam Agbako. grin

You sitting in the comfort and safety of your room and windows watching horror films at the déad of night ain't shït.

Besides, your films are ALL ON MY WATCHLIST. Na just my chronic procrastination never make me watch them yet.

The Host ...I'm thinking it's Korean, if true then it's in my list. Sinister (the other franchise I've been meaning to join) and Ichi The Killér also on the list. I've watched bits (I think) of I Spit on Your Grave as a teen. Can't remember the details except it's a slasher.

Anyways, I'll download and give feedback next week after I'm done with the Ramadan and Eid El-Fitr celebrations.

Side note: watch Cannibal Holocaüst and Cannibal Ferróx while you are a teen (16-17yr old), and maybe I'll just believe the OG narrative.
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those ones I mentioned are just horror flicks. the real horror to me I cant even call them movies anymore they're just torture p&0rn and I have mentioned most of them to you before
1. The Human Centipede 3
2. A Serbian Film
3. Eraserhead
4. Nekromantik
5. Guinea Pig: Devil's Experiment
I actually hope you don't try to watch any of this - it is worse than worse. If you can't watch this https://2girls1cup.ca/ to the end don't bother turning this movies on
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Illusioneffect(m): 1:31am On Mar 30, 2025
abduleez1:
E be like say you be quick learner....time to boost you up to University of Horror. U don graduate from SSCE. grin grin

Go help me watch these ones first....I wan check something. The Wailing, It Follows, REC, Candyman......

From there we know wetin go be your project work. grin
Bro u neva even reach SS2 for horror if this your go-to grin grin grin If you want to graduate with first class find this movies because they're banned almost everywhere
Ichi the Killer (uncut version)
I Spit on your Grave
Host
Sinister.
If you can watch this movie in the midnight - no pausing - no switching off and come out without OCD - I'll give you personal first class award
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Illusioneffect(m): 6:18pm On Mar 28, 2025
Achilles100:
I will use this upcoming public holiday to watch all parts. I have never seen any part of Final Destination, just the viral timber logging expressway clip

Edit

Here we go!!!
I WON'T BE PEER PRESSURED TO WATCH THIS SERIES NO! NO!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Illusioneffect(m): 12:17pm On Mar 21, 2025
oyaskii:
On it, best show this year so far, but let me finish 👀
the show is great but its story doesn't make much sense to me
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Illusioneffect(m): 7:46pm On Mar 20, 2025
abduleez1:
It ain't looking good brev..... grin grin
no bro, because she has an abhorrent attitude
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Illusioneffect(m): 7:44pm On Mar 20, 2025
abduleez1:
Disney's new princess.....👀👀
but.. but... Variety and Discussing Film were praising the hell out of this film grin grin grin grin looks like Disney paide them hella money to write good reviews
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Illusioneffect(m): 4:08am On Mar 18, 2025
oyaskii:
You literally went hard with your reply like i did the casting, hence i had to return the favour, because if you grab my entire piece, you could clearly see that i was leaning against the casting altogether.

Again, they have made the casting, so just allow. Paapa Essiedu isn't a bad actor, and he has done a fine job in another HBO production in the past. So if he goes on to kill the role, you wouldn't acknowledge or see it, just because he his black? Common on mann....You should be better than this 😩.
He's a great actor - Sad his race will affect every decision he will make in the show
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Illusioneffect(m): 8:11pm On Mar 17, 2025
zoroby:
I understand how you feel. No repeat after me, 'my innie is perfect, my innie likes rainbow 🌈'
how i wish everyone can understand this
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Illusioneffect(m): 12:19pm On Mar 17, 2025
INSANE!!

TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Illusioneffect(m): 11:45am On Mar 17, 2025
GloriousGbola:
Snape was a poor and bullied boy as a child
He was bullied and humiliated by the guys in the in crowd
He found a female friend and caught feelings for her
The friend found him toxic and got with the bullies

A nasty wizard started a cult.
Snape joined the cult because it gave him feelings of power and a place to belong.

Things got out of hand when his leader went after his crush.

Because Snape had never actually gotten over her, Dumbledore was able to use this to make snape his inside man

Snape spent the next decade watching over the son of the guy who chanced him

This story can apply to people of any race or color. When you consider the fact that there were not that many blacks shown in the Wizarding world a minority black snape who is an outcast and bullied as a child us an easy sell.

Don't know what your 'ultimate Fandom' of Harry potter has to do with this.
EXACTLY MY POINT!!! Dont you guys understand? It applies to every race but it deters from the original purpose of the story itself. The story isn't about race but most casual viewers will always pinpoint race on its telling
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Illusioneffect(m): 1:43am On Mar 16, 2025
Calibrator:
Solo Leveling latest episode ending is giving me a reminiscent of Simeone reaction during A. Madrid vs Barcelona with prime Messi about to be subbed in vibes grin grin
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TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Illusioneffect(m): 1:41am On Mar 16, 2025
God Solo Leveling is insanely peak tbvh

TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Illusioneffect(m): 1:34am On Mar 16, 2025
abduleez1:
I don't even understand the uproar with so many people about this casting..... especially when it's from HBO who has the track record of handling this sort of diversity issue with finesse.

I can very well recall HBO doing this same thing 3 years ago and all hell let loose on the internet.......but the final product having come out this past few years and everyone has already forgotten about the black ensemble cast of the Velaryons in House of The Dragon. This would probably be no different.

Besides, it's a fictional character. Make all this fake rage dié down. I'm not enthusiastic about the casting myself but I'll wait for the final product and judge. They've done it before and it didn't impact the enjoyment of the story rather brought more audience and discussions about the characters.

Also, not all adaptation should be like for like...... looking for copy and paste, you can just as well read the Original. That's the beauty that has brought us varieties we didn't know we wanted like Michael Keaton's Batman, Christian Bale's and Robert Pattinson's. Same character, different iterations and style.

What makes these arguments even ironic to me is the fact that the very authors & creators of these books are very much involved in the projects and okayed the decisions, how much more we the viewers? People cried about Neil Gaiman's The Sandman's De@th being cast as a black yet everyone quickly forgot about this squabble once the TV show premiered.

So, I say, let's give the showrunners the benefit of the doubt and see the finished product.
Except the crux of the matter is just down to the fact of Purism.

My two cents. ✌🏽
All you mean to say is you're not connected to the story. It's just like me giving my two cents on Star Wars when I don't know anything about the story. HP fans with childhood nostalgia hate the casting not because they are racist but because it affects the whole reason behind Snape's story
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Illusioneffect(m): 1:23am On Mar 16, 2025
phr0nesis:
While I 100% do not agree with the casting, oyaskii isn't wrong. The book doesn't indicate his race, neither did your post
Only 4% of black individuals have a large, hooked nose but anyways that's not the point! The casting itself is abysmal . They don't need to follow the skin color but the idea is vital!
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Illusioneffect(m):
oyaskii:
Die hard indeed 🤦🏿‍♂️....are you trying to be an obtuse bellend on purpose? Bring out a text from the book since you are a diehard fan, that explicitly say he his white...No? You rushed to bring an A.I generative hogwash that describes vague features that neither improve your point nor educate us any further in general on the subject matter, than what we already know...

And i even explicitly stated that the casting wasn't worth the trouble, it will bring, or it's obviously bringing now going by this your rabid reaction....man unclench your butt cheeks....i didn't do the casting and this your rant is totally misdirected...🤦🏿‍♂️.
I will reply with the utmost respect that you decided not to offer me. I don't need to explain to you OF ALL PEOPLE to prove I'm a die-hard fan - Harry Potter is literally the only franchise I care the most about and I have said it multiple times on this page and it is the only franchise I traveled to a different country to visit its world. You probably have NEVER picked up the books in your life or read a single page. I could write a whole essay on the reasons why it is a bad idea not even because he's black. When the rumour was spreading I was literally the first to say here it could be a good idea since Rickman was too iconic to copy but then I decide to think more about it.
But if they are going to adapt the books with perfection as the producers said, making a black Snape is literally the worst idea possible giving the history of Snape and the insanely bad things he did in the books! No matter how they try to separate the character from his skin color it would always come BACK! That literally destroys the type of escapism the Wizarding World offers. I can't explain further because this will be really long. I can understand your point - you don't see it as anything because you're not attached to the franchise.
The OG of Harry Potter Youtubers (someone you wont call racist as usual) made a video explaining the reasons it is a bad idea, he'll explain than I will hopefully

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9AoECbpTGI?si=IFjzsPohNtwl5Uf8
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Illusioneffect(m): 2:48pm On Mar 15, 2025
oyaskii:
This argument has 2 sides.

On one side, Tbf, Severus Snape's race wasn't explicitly stated in the source material, and People just came to the conclusion that he was probably white and the movies re echoed this fact.

I think a black broad played Hermione in the stage plays, and J.K Rowling seemed to be cool with it.


On the other hand, The times are so charged up to boiling point because of political, racial and religious tension. People are easily upset, and to make a casting like this, in this time? looks like straight up pandering, even though that might not have been the intent, i mean, you don't dose yourself in gasoline, if you don't want no smoke....
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And to the actor, i know it might seemed like a great chance to play an iconic character, but he is about to be called every slur in the book, they might even invent new ones, so much so, that i personally think playing the character, isn't worth the hassle and wanton trouble it will bring.
As a diehard Harry Potter fan - all you're saying is full of dog shit. If you dont know anything about a particular franchise just keep quiet. If they are really following the books - the casting is a really terrible idea giving that Harry's father bullied and tormented Snape plus a host of other things i dont have the time to share

TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Illusioneffect(m): 4:51pm On Mar 13, 2025
Adasun:
where did you download this movie please?
AMazon Prime Video
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Illusioneffect(m): 9:09pm On Mar 08, 2025
pu7pl3:
Project wey go tank go done dey show signs from the beginning 🤭🤭
WB and HBO have their heads too far up their asses on this one.
I’m almost in tears sincerely because it’s probably the only franchise I’m totally invested in fully. They literally brought a director who has NEVER finished the book and doesn’t even show appreciation for the franchise

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