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CelebritiesRe: WeirdMC Shares Photo Of A Cancer Survivor, Gives Girls Without Breasts Courage by iLUMeN8(m): 6:04am On Jun 07, 2016
goldbim:
Lucky lady!The most important thing is staying alive..after all, bobby is just a swollen part of the female body..apart from feeding a child and sexual gratification..people over hype it...#grateful tho#....with foam and artificial boobs,she'l be fine and alive!!better than losing one's life.
Really huh
No make me vex angry
EventsRe: Lola Ariztos Celebrates Her 30th Birthday On The Streets Of New Orleans by iLUMeN8(m): 12:01pm On Jun 01, 2016
Foxy4luv:
Future hubby pls take note.....
grin; D; D
you go wait taya!
RomanceRe: 10 Problems Only Rich And Single Guys Can Relate With by iLUMeN8(m): 3:17pm On May 28, 2016
space booked....
LiteratureRe: The L In Love by iLUMeN8(m): 12:50pm On May 19, 2016
nicholausian:
Thank you, I get your point.

Does the idea of real love pique your interest? By real love, I mean the type they say is blind.

Just consider this for a moment: what if Oluchi jumps on the first fair handsome guy she sees in the university, she's done it with Richard, she could do it again. I think, from that angle, there is enough to wonder what COULD eventually BE.
what you painted was a classic picturesque fairy tale ending. such endings leave no room whatsoever for a what might have been or what could have been scenario. Oluchi ate her cake and had it that's why the end pissed a lot of us off.
RomanceRe: Can A Woman Who Is Not A Virgin Love Her Husband With All Her Heart? by iLUMeN8(m): 11:07pm On May 18, 2016
PunkyV:
Lmao, maybe if I reincarnate as a shaolin monk after they've killed me
they can't kill you cos you are punky V for vendetta mehn grin. LFC lost by the way, that was a buzz kill. :'
RomanceRe: Can A Woman Who Is Not A Virgin Love Her Husband With All Her Heart? by iLUMeN8(m): 7:11pm On May 18, 2016
PunkyV:
Lmao, I got brains now, if I'm unarmed or unarmoured, I can even jump over the great wall of China with ease grin I aint a cat, I have one life & not nine tongue
disappointed undecided. I thought you were ride or die! was expecting to hear something like how you were gon disarm your attackers Jack Bauer stylegrin
RomanceRe: Can A Woman Who Is Not A Virgin Love Her Husband With All Her Heart? by iLUMeN8(m): 6:49pm On May 18, 2016
PunkyV:
Well true, but a true war is not without its bloodbath. I am South African after all, violence is my 2nd home language grin
baddoski cheesy. well said like the confirmed rudd gal that you are but was it not you I saw jumping over a 60m fence at the sight of an AK47huh
RomanceRe: Can A Woman Who Is Not A Virgin Love Her Husband With All Her Heart? by iLUMeN8(m): 6:41pm On May 18, 2016
PunkyV:
I'm supposed to reply but I cant right now because my mailbox is "not responding". Will try later. It's probably a network issue.
okay. I'm gon check when I get home. LFC is playing tonight, my evening is going to be quite eventful grin. cheers.
RomanceRe: Can A Woman Who Is Not A Virgin Love Her Husband With All Her Heart? by iLUMeN8(m): 4:39pm On May 18, 2016
PunkyV:
Received
cool cool. really don't know how this workshuh am I supposed to receive a notification on my mailhuh
RomanceRe: Can A Woman Who Is Not A Virgin Love Her Husband With All Her Heart? by iLUMeN8(m): 1:56pm On May 18, 2016
PunkyV:
To talk about girls, right? grin No problemo. Hit me!
nahundecided. you seem cool that's all. hitting.........

seen it?
RomanceRe: Can A Woman Who Is Not A Virgin Love Her Husband With All Her Heart? by iLUMeN8(m): 1:25pm On May 18, 2016
PunkyV:
OMG, she sounds just like me! No kidding! Like I said, it's 0-100, no inbetween. Fùck 80 or any number between 0 & 100. Meaning she can only blow super hot (camp in your ass & all) or go stone cold. Like having only an ON & an OFF switch, no additional buttons to adjust the temperature. I can be that way too. I can love someone close to a coma grin but when I start noticing that they're fed up of me or whatever, then I'll dial the heat all the way down to below zero & make a human popsicle out of him cheesy
wow! I spent days wondering what happened. as much as I didn't want to admit it at the time I was really fond of her but only wanted her to bring it down a couple of notches. she should have told me she was a ride or die kinda girl.

I usually do not do this but will it be cool to send you a PM?
RomanceRe: Can A Woman Who Is Not A Virgin Love Her Husband With All Her Heart? by iLUMeN8(m): 12:17pm On May 18, 2016
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RomanceRe: Can A Woman Who Is Not A Virgin Love Her Husband With All Her Heart? by iLUMeN8(m): 12:14pm On May 18, 2016
PunkyV:
in case I've got some poor guy by the jagular without even knowing tongue It happens wink I go from 0-100. I cant do mild. Hence I say I sometimes feel the need to dilute because very few men can handle me in full throttle, they'll die of suffocation grin My venom is too strong cheesy
Hehehehe......reminds me of an ex! (kinda cos I never made it official) anyways, this girl was practically in my ass but as soon as she got my attention, she withdrew with the same intensity she came at me. until this day she never gave me an explanation. I guess some girls are crazy like that. cheesy. care to explain her behavior?
RomanceRe: Can A Woman Who Is Not A Virgin Love Her Husband With All Her Heart? by iLUMeN8(m): 11:31am On May 18, 2016
PunkyV:
there was never a need to hold back or dilute my personality around him.
....so you go around deceiving innocent fellas with a fake persona abi? angry. am I being deceived? undecided
RomanceRe: Can A Woman Who Is Not A Virgin Love Her Husband With All Her Heart? by iLUMeN8(m): 9:46am On May 18, 2016
PunkyV:
I do get nostalgic embarassed But it's not use being stuck in a time warp. Life's too short. I just sigh & move on. No time machine, no magic wand, what's a girl to do? tongue
a disclaimer should have been placed on the post I first quoted. you are wired differently and I get that now but I want you to know that the person we share a first kiss and shag with will always have a place in our heart and memories regardless of whether the memories were good, bad or ugly.
RomanceRe: Can A Woman Who Is Not A Virgin Love Her Husband With All Her Heart? by iLUMeN8(m): 9:15am On May 18, 2016
grin grin grin
PunkyV:
Well, I am not you. Just because YOU experience things a certain way, doesnt mean it's like that for everybody. I for one am not one to dwell too much on past events. Meaning, if it didnt happen today, I dont care for it. There's not one person I feel what you just described for. So, you see? We're all wired differently. When *I* move on, sometimes it becomes very hard to even recall how the person made me feel. It's like out of sight, out of mind. No emotional memory whatsoever. I heard it's an illness & I'm glad I have it grin
not even nostalgia? you really are dead inside grin. illness is putting it mildly, what you have is a disease. you need help!
RomanceRe: Can A Woman Who Is Not A Virgin Love Her Husband With All Her Heart? by iLUMeN8(m): 8:25am On May 18, 2016
PunkyV:
Your thoughts on this issue arent reality, that's number one. I'm not saying I have forgotten him, that's number two. Of course I still remember his name, but I dont see or think of him any differently than any other person. No butterflies. Nothing. He's just another guy I used to know.
really? don't take this the wrong way but I find this hard to believe. I remember my first kiss like it was yesterday, bumped into her a couple of months ago and to my amazement part of me still felt something. if I could feel that way about a kiss then I think a girl should feel something even if it is resentment toward the dude that was responsible for her first shag.
EducationRe: 13 Types Of Students You Will Find At Night Classes by iLUMeN8(m): 7:34am On May 18, 2016
undecided
chydii:
The fuckers.
They only come to straf.
...and you look so innocent undecided
LiteratureRe: Memories Of Cupid By Jeenah by iLUMeN8(m):
jeenah:
Hello Nairalanders, I would really appreciate it if u can comment, air out ur opinions, critics and observations on my first piece(Memories of Cupid), Please don't just be a ghostreader, be actively connected.. thanks...#
Jeenah
just read through the first chapter and I think its a bit jam-packed as too many characters were introduced in such few paragraphs. readers prefer to be eased gradually into a story with new characters emerging as the story progresses, this creates added suspense and intrigue to your story.

*modified*
I observed that you use real life brand names of products and service providers. brand names are only used when the brand(s) is a sponsor. abi you wan dae promote their brand for free?

you made mention of corolla camry. I don't think Toyota has ever made such a car. it's either a camry or a corolla.
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LiteratureRe: In Love With Her Pastor-episode 1 By Angelsss by iLUMeN8(m):
Eberex:
Well I have no problem with your strategy because as they say "its where you work that you eat". You have the complete story, post it.
if you know this then why are you ranting? in civilized societies writers make millions from their imaginative and artistic prowess. why should that of the author be any different? let's learn to appreciate peoples talents.
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LiteratureRe: In Love With Her Pastor-episode 1 By Angelsss by iLUMeN8(m):
Chummypinky:
why cant writers in naira land ever complete dair novel,u shuld av told us in d begining that we ware goin too buy d oder part,pepo lik we wey be studt nko hw we want take buy am.....pls i beg u just finsh dis one d next u write u can tell us too buy it biko......hmm nyc story
guy, how much is 200 naira? Even the poorest of student can afford this. let's try to support our own as it is the only way we will grow as a country. however, if you are that broke then just follow patiently until the story is completed because the author is not forcing you to buy the e-book.
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LiteratureRe: The L In Love by iLUMeN8(m):
amazing story! the end kinda pissed me off. Oluchi was forgiven too easily and like someone rightly inferred in an earlier post, second chances are rare in real life so in as much as fairytale endings are nice its sometimes a lot more vivid for us readers to have a semblance of a realistic end. this has been justified by timeless classics like Romeo and Juliet, titanic, etc. they all ended not‘sadly’ but the way they should have ended. endings of such classics keeps readers wondering what could have been.
FamilyRe: Keep Your Husband And Family Together With This Food. by iLUMeN8(m):
this food don dey tay tay, na tom brown we dae call am.
Christianity EtcHow To Forgive by iLUMeN8(op): 9:24am On May 08, 2016
Nearly 60 years ago, five American missionaries headed to the rainforest of the eastern Amazon in Ecuador to make a second visit to the Huaorani tribe, which anthropologists said was the most vicious, violent society on the face of the earth. They had a culture of killing, and studies showed 60 percent of the tribe died by homicide. As soon as the missionaries got out of the plane, they were speared to death by members of the tribe. The brutal murders made news around the world and the cover of Life magazine, Time , and Newsweek . Many newspapers reported the deaths of these men, who included Nate Saint and Jim Elliot. A couple years later, Elisabeth and Valerie Elliot, wife and daughter of Jim, and Rachel Saint, sister of Nate, moved into the Huaorani village to show love and forgiveness and minister to the people who had killed their family. Eventually, Mincaye, the leader of the tribe, and the five men who participated in the missionary murders all became Christians. The kind of forgiveness that Elisabeth Elliot and Rachel Saint modeled doesn’t make sense until you have been forgiven by God. Once you’ve experienced it, how do you forgive? You do the four things that these women did: Relinquish your right to get even. Romans 12:19 says, “Don’t try to get even. Let God take revenge” (CEV). Leave it up to God. He’ll take care of it, and he’ll do a much better job than you ever could. Respond to evil with good. How can you tell when you’ve completely forgiven someone? You can actually pray for God to bless the person who hurt you. The Bible says, “Do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you” (Luke 6:27b-28 NIV). Repeat these steps as long as necessary. Peter asked Jesus in Matthew 18:21-22, “How many times should I forgive someone who does something wrong to me? Is seven times enough?” Jesus replied, “Not just seven times, but seventy-seven times!” (CEV) Sometimes forgiveness has to be continual. Rescue others with the Good News of God’s forgiveness. The Bible says in 2 Corinthians 5:18-20, “God has done it all! He sent Christ to make peace between himself and us, and he has given us the work of making peace between himself and others. What we mean is that God was in Christ, offering peace and forgiveness to the people of this world. And he has given us the work of sharing his message about peace. We were sent to speak for Christ, and God is begging you to listen to our message. We speak for Christ and sincerely ask you to make peace with God.”
RomanceRe: Guys, Are Non-virgin Ladies Unworthy Of No-sex Relationship? by iLUMeN8(m):
Man was created to acquire and conquer so for most guys being in a non sexual relationship with a non virgin is like a dent to our core essence as it sends a message that the last guy was better and more worthy of her than us. It's basically psychological for a guy than it is physical.
EducationRe: Top 10 Facts You Probably Didn't Know. #6 Is A Shocker!. by iLUMeN8(m): 6:58pm On May 04, 2016
bigcarrot15:
6. The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this, the male uses his penis to DRILL A VAGINA into the female.
End time penis!
RomanceRe: When A Girl Keeps Changing Boyfriends Like Clothes by iLUMeN8(m):
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RomanceRe: What Is The Thing You Regret The Most From Your Past Relationships? by iLUMeN8(m): 9:56pm On Apr 30, 2016
Vinshu:
What? The guy never loved me. Promised me marriage and all sorts meanwhile he was screwing my best friend. So I had to play along until I milked him of all his money and wrecked him. I didn't do it well. He is still rich angry

I wanted to reduce him and reduce him to grassroots. I wanted to keep him there and put his name on poverty. It hurts that I failed at that.
Baby it's me. I'm sorry I cheated but the truth is your best friend was one hell of a screw, she gave me the best bee Jay I ever had. I hope you understand, it was nothing personal. As for the money you think you ate, I knew you had knowledge of my sexcapades with your bestie and allowed you to spend my money the best you could, too bad you don't know Jack about spending money because you barely scratched the surface of my wealth.
RomanceRe: When A Girl Keeps Changing Boyfriends Like Clothes by iLUMeN8(m): 9:38pm On Apr 30, 2016
ebubey:
I hv a problem with my email
yanzu mai za mu yi? In ba ki numba ta?
RomanceRe: When A Girl Keeps Changing Boyfriends Like Clothes by iLUMeN8(m): 8:51pm On Apr 30, 2016
ebubey:
nice one
na aika mi ki PM, mai ya sa be ki amsa ba?
RomanceRe: When A Girl Keeps Changing Boyfriends Like Clothes by iLUMeN8(m): 12:18pm On Apr 30, 2016
ebubey:
toh weda Street or not we dy speak dia, wr do u stay by d way
mu ne masu gida but presently in Zaria.

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