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RomanceRe: When A Girl Keeps Changing Boyfriends Like Clothes by iLUMeN8(m): 8:19pm On Apr 29, 2016
ebubey:
Na u sabi and 4 your info i know how to speak hausa very well bt i cant write in hausa perfectly angry
ke, don't deceive yourself fa. Hausan Jos kamar street Hausa ne a wajen da mu ke.
CelebritiesRe: TeeBillz Packs Out From Their Home In Lekki - Ebiwalismoment.com by iLUMeN8(m): 3:36pm On Apr 29, 2016
He wanted a designer wife....... He prayed and fasted for a designer wife...... God answered and gave him a designer wife......... Now he wants nothing to do with his designer wife...... If this doesn't epitomize being ungrateful then I don't know what does.
RomanceRe: When A Girl Keeps Changing Boyfriends Like Clothes by iLUMeN8(m):
ebubey:
cheesy i try na
let's just hope that you ain't forming badoski translator where ever you are as the folks you'll be translating for are in serious poo.
RomanceRe: When A Girl Keeps Changing Boyfriends Like Clothes by iLUMeN8(m): 10:37am On Apr 29, 2016
ebubey:
haka zasu fada, ama sun gar da ladies
your Hausa is really terrible
SportsSince Arsenal Last Won The League Title by iLUMeN8(op): 7:38pm On Apr 28, 2016
...Man City have won it 2 times,
Chelsea have won it 4 times,
Man Utd have won it 5 times,
Arsenal Ladies have won the women’s title 6 times.
Every English League club has changed manager
…Except Arsenal that is.
Pep Guardiola retired, became a manager and won 3
league titles.
Took a year out, returned and won 2 more.
Jose has won 6 league titles,
Zlatan has won 9 as a player.
Facebook was invented, youtube was invented, twitter
was invented, the iPhone was invented
And finally,
Claudio Ranieri was sacked 5 times, lost to the Faroe
Islands, and Joined Leicester
…and is now 3 points away from this title.
Guess what has remained the same? Arsenal…that is.

Its apparent that Wenger needs to go.
LiteratureRe: In Love With Her Pastor-episode 1 By Angelsss by iLUMeN8(m): 9:19am On Apr 28, 2016
angel triple S, you really are an amazing writer. I believe there are a lot of companies that will be willing to publish your work. You really should consider writing short stories for middle school kids.
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FamilyThinking Out Loud by iLUMeN8(op): 12:29pm On Apr 23, 2016
I was walking home from work today and I came across a bunch of kids shouting (more like screaming) with joy as they played with roller blades and I couldn't help but smile as I walked passed them and it hit me that I could not remember the last time I was truly happy. There use to be a time when playing MK3 on my mega drive 2 felt like life could not get any better. It's funny how life changes as we age, I use to have real friends and relationships, all that is gone now, what is left are friends that try to manipulate situations to see what they can get out of relationships to fill the void of their yawning abyss of wants that is neither going to satisfy or make them happy. I know this because I've been there and have come to the ironic realization that I was happier as a single and broke undergrad student than I am now, a worker with a couple of girlfriends and money. I miss the old days and sometimes wish I remained 17 when life was simple and everything made sense.
RomanceNostalgia by iLUMeN8(op): 12:40am On Apr 23, 2016
I was walking home from work today and I came across a bunch of kids shouting (more like screaming) with joy as they played with roller blades and I couldn't help but smile as I walked passed them and it hit me that I could not remember the last time I was truly happy. There use to be a time when playing MK3 on my mega drive 2 felt like life could not get any better. It's funny how life changes as we age, I use to have real friends and relationships, all that is gone now, what is left are friends that try to manipulate situations to see what they can get out of relationships to fill the void of their yawning abyss of wants that is neither going to satisfy or make them happy. I know this because I've been there and have come to the ironic realization that I was happier as a single and broke undergrad student than I am now, a worker with a couple of girlfriends and money. I miss the old days and sometimes wish I remained 17 when life was simple and everything made sense.
FoodRe: The Chicken Burger I Bought At Onitsha Restaurant (Pictures) by iLUMeN8(m): 12:44pm On Feb 01, 2016
Speechless3:
Abeg its to early for someone to throw up.
Are you preggy? grin
FoodRe: The Chicken Burger I Bought At Onitsha Restaurant (Pictures) by iLUMeN8(m):
irunooboo:
So yummy with sperm juice smiley Chicken is bad for your dick. it kills errection and you will never grow a monster cork if you keep eating chicken. #sexual fitness tips cool
Its cock not cork.
#smallpikinwanformbadtgirlforhia
RomanceRe: Help A Confused Sister Ooo by iLUMeN8(m): 6:56pm On Nov 24, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Really? Well, sorry for the disappointment.
Apology accepted!
RomanceRe: Help A Confused Sister Ooo by iLUMeN8(m): 6:44pm On Nov 24, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Ok
Your calm and almost mature response is surreal. I was kinda expecting an attack.
RomanceRe: Help A Confused Sister Ooo by iLUMeN8(m): 6:42pm On Nov 24, 2015
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RomanceRe: Help A Confused Sister Ooo by iLUMeN8(m): 6:20pm On Nov 24, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Really? shocked Oke doke
You sounded like you were bitter undecided
RomanceRe: Help A Confused Sister Ooo by iLUMeN8(m): 6:07pm On Nov 24, 2015
PunkyVeer:
I couldn't read past "popular moniker". Popular to whom? undecided I guess even if you used your usual moniker, you'll still be another member on this site. Popular my azz.
Jealouzzz folks envy! grin
RomanceRe: My New Boyfriend Is A Yoruba Boy. by iLUMeN8(m): 2:03pm On Nov 24, 2015
[quote author=Freakypinky post=40331501]Are you sure about that? I'm having doubts.

If it doesn't feel right, it usually ain't right.
RomanceRe: Check Out The Mean Text Guy Sent Girlfriend After She Told Him She Was Pregnant by iLUMeN8(m): 11:19am On Nov 17, 2015
'Bad boys are fun'. It is sad that we are all guilty of perpetuating this stereotype that has created a single story, whether it’s intentional or not but the catch with most of these stories is that they are always incomplete. Girls are always in the habit of turning down advances from nice guys for reasons as mundane as 'he is not fun or there are no pyrotechniques and fireworks when we are together'. This is a classic example of what a bad boy can do to a girl.
EducationRe: Which Nigerian University Offers Int'l Relations And Diplomacy? URGENT by iLUMeN8(m): 9:51am On Nov 17, 2015
ABU, Zaria, they also run masters program on the course as well
RomanceRe: Loneliness by iLUMeN8(m): 8:10am On Nov 10, 2015
nickkylawve:
Awww *feeling pity* op ur address lemme visit u grin
E be like say belle dae hungry you grin
RomanceRe: bored by iLUMeN8(m): 5:11pm On Oct 20, 2015
OP,
I've been in this exact situation. You have got to be careful as girls like your girlfriend usually do not look back the moment they make up their mind on quitting a relationship. You might get overwhelmed at times by the attention she showers you but trust me when I say that you are gonna miss her like crazy should you decide to call it quits.
RomanceRe: For Those That Don't Values Their Father's Effort Get In Now.... by iLUMeN8(m): 9:40am On Oct 14, 2015
Swissheart:
bother not cheesy
Its papa's job to bother angry
RomanceRe: For Those That Don't Values Their Father's Effort Get In Now.... by iLUMeN8(m): 5:48pm On Oct 13, 2015
Swissheart:
....well,u aren't
That's something that papa can fix na cool
RomanceRe: For Those That Don't Values Their Father's Effort Get In Now.... by iLUMeN8(m): 4:40pm On Oct 13, 2015
Swissheart:
My Father is my biggest pride too.
I'll be happy to be ya daddy too cos I wanna be ya biggest pride grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Financially Depend On Guys?? by iLUMeN8(m): 1:37pm On Oct 07, 2015
Genea:
Am a lady bt am nt a leech,just dah we dnt like spendng our money
WHY huh
There has to be a logical explaination as to why most if not ALL women don't like paying for stuff.
RomanceRe: 10 Things Only Guys With Smart Girlfriends Will Understand by iLUMeN8(m): 6:06pm On Sep 22, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Or?
...I'm gonna make you ma....B lipsrsealed...

...BFF grin. Yeah dats right, brand new bff. I can't seem to explain why my keypad is malfunctioning huh
RomanceRe: 10 Things Only Guys With Smart Girlfriends Will Understand by iLUMeN8(m): 5:35pm On Sep 22, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Awwww. You sweet little biscuit! kiss
Sharrrap!? undecided
RomanceRe: 10 Things Only Guys With Smart Girlfriends Will Understand by iLUMeN8(m): 4:39pm On Sep 22, 2015
freecocoa:
Leave it to the guys on here to claim no naija girl possess such traits, and having an opinion as a women here earns you the title "feminist" which translates to being a bad woman.
After all these years, its anoying that I'm still in crush with this chick angry
RomanceRe: 5 Little Things That Make Him Lose Interest In You. by iLUMeN8(m): 9:52am On Sep 19, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Ok, hypothetical question-here is this one girl & one boy, right? Now the girl feels like she's doing all the reaching out to him 1st via phone call, text, whatever & she stops. He reaches out only to resort back to waiting
for the girl to reach out to him 1st. Now we've concluded that he's just not that into her. But what I'm trying to understand is, why does he reach out to her when she stops when it's obvious he's not interested? Because personally, I'd be popping champagne if someone I'm not interested in stopped bothering me. I'm just trying to understand the motivation of continuing to talk with someone you don't want.
When it comes to relationships, most folks like to keep their options open, girls are especially guilty of this. There could be a number of reasons why our hypothetical friend is behaving the way he is. (1)It just might be that he is not ready to commit to a relationship but doesn't want to loose you as he enjoys the idea of having you around. (2) He is in a drama filled relationship and uses you as a cushion when his gf is acting up (3) He is not into you but enjoys the attention he gets from you so he screws with your emotions to massage his ego.

There are many more reasons but I'm tired of typing.
RomanceRe: Are Girls Naturally Boring? They Don't Bring Anything Exciting To A Relationship by iLUMeN8(m):
jrerico1:
Am pissed up, it's only in Nigeria you find these kind of species
Oga abeg no vex 'piss up' as doing that will only make this place a lot more messed up than it already is grin
FamilyRe: Photo Of The Day. by iLUMeN8(m): 6:51am On Sep 14, 2015
Moments like this makes a guy wanna just throw caution to the wind and start a family regardless of his financial status but alas, most good marriages are founded on financial stability
RomanceRe: Why Are Slim Men Ugly? by iLUMeN8(m): 12:07pm On Sep 01, 2015
I'm tall and I ain't ugly undecided

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