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ebubey:ke, don't deceive yourself fa. Hausan Jos kamar street Hausa ne a wajen da mu ke. |
He wanted a designer wife.......
He prayed and fasted for a designer wife......
God answered and gave him a designer wife.........
Now he wants nothing to do with his designer wife......
If this doesn't epitomize being ungrateful then I don't know what does. |
ebubey:let's just hope that you ain't forming badoski translator where ever you are as the folks you'll be translating for are in serious poo. |
ebubey:your Hausa is really terrible |
...Man City have won it 2 times, Chelsea have won it 4 times, Man Utd have won it 5 times, Arsenal Ladies have won the women’s title 6 times. Every English League club has changed manager …Except Arsenal that is. Pep Guardiola retired, became a manager and won 3 league titles. Took a year out, returned and won 2 more. Jose has won 6 league titles, Zlatan has won 9 as a player. Facebook was invented, youtube was invented, twitter was invented, the iPhone was invented And finally, Claudio Ranieri was sacked 5 times, lost to the Faroe Islands, and Joined Leicester …and is now 3 points away from this title. Guess what has remained the same? Arsenal…that is. Its apparent that Wenger needs to go. |
angel triple S, you really are an amazing writer. I believe there are a lot of companies that will be willing to publish your work. You really should consider writing short stories for middle school kids. |
I was walking home from work today and I came across a bunch of kids shouting (more like screaming) with joy as they played with roller blades and I couldn't help but smile as I walked passed them and it hit me that I could not remember the last time I was truly happy. There use to be a time when playing MK3 on my mega drive 2 felt like life could not get any better. It's funny how life changes as we age, I use to have real friends and relationships, all that is gone now, what is left are friends that try to manipulate situations to see what they can get out of relationships to fill the void of their yawning abyss of wants that is neither going to satisfy or make them happy. I know this because I've been there and have come to the ironic realization that I was happier as a single and broke undergrad student than I am now, a worker with a couple of girlfriends and money. I miss the old days and sometimes wish I remained 17 when life was simple and everything made sense. |
I was walking home from work today and I came across a bunch of kids shouting (more like screaming) with joy as they played with roller blades and I couldn't help but smile as I walked passed them and it hit me that I could not remember the last time I was truly happy. There use to be a time when playing MK3 on my mega drive 2 felt like life could not get any better. It's funny how life changes as we age, I use to have real friends and relationships, all that is gone now, what is left are friends that try to manipulate situations to see what they can get out of relationships to fill the void of their yawning abyss of wants that is neither going to satisfy or make them happy. I know this because I've been there and have come to the ironic realization that I was happier as a single and broke undergrad student than I am now, a worker with a couple of girlfriends and money. I miss the old days and sometimes wish I remained 17 when life was simple and everything made sense. |
Speechless3:Are you preggy? ![]() |
irunooboo:Its cock not cork. #smallpikinwanformbadtgirlforhia |
PunkyVeer:Apology accepted! |
PunkyVeer:Your calm and almost mature response is surreal. I was kinda expecting an attack. |
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PunkyVeer:You sounded like you were bitter ![]() |
PunkyVeer:Jealouzzz folks envy! ![]() |
[quote author=Freakypinky post=40331501]Are you sure about that? I'm having doubts. If it doesn't feel right, it usually ain't right. |
'Bad boys are fun'. It is sad that we are all guilty of perpetuating this stereotype that has created a single story, whether it’s intentional or not but the catch with most of these stories is that they are always incomplete. Girls are always in the habit of turning down advances from nice guys for reasons as mundane as 'he is not fun or there are no pyrotechniques and fireworks when we are together'. This is a classic example of what a bad boy can do to a girl. |
ABU, Zaria, they also run masters program on the course as well |
nickkylawve:E be like say belle dae hungry you ![]() |
OP, I've been in this exact situation. You have got to be careful as girls like your girlfriend usually do not look back the moment they make up their mind on quitting a relationship. You might get overwhelmed at times by the attention she showers you but trust me when I say that you are gonna miss her like crazy should you decide to call it quits. |
Swissheart:Its papa's job to bother ![]() |
Swissheart:That's something that papa can fix na ![]() |
Swissheart:I'll be happy to be ya daddy too cos I wanna be ya biggest pride ![]() |
Genea:WHY ![]() There has to be a logical explaination as to why most if not ALL women don't like paying for stuff. |
PunkyVeer:...I'm gonna make you ma....B ......BFF . Yeah dats right, brand new bff. I can't seem to explain why my keypad is malfunctioning ![]() |
PunkyVeer:Sharrrap!? ![]() |
freecocoa:After all these years, its anoying that I'm still in crush with this chick ![]() |
PunkyVeer:When it comes to relationships, most folks like to keep their options open, girls are especially guilty of this. There could be a number of reasons why our hypothetical friend is behaving the way he is. (1)It just might be that he is not ready to commit to a relationship but doesn't want to loose you as he enjoys the idea of having you around. (2) He is in a drama filled relationship and uses you as a cushion when his gf is acting up (3) He is not into you but enjoys the attention he gets from you so he screws with your emotions to massage his ego. There are many more reasons but I'm tired of typing. |
jrerico1:Oga abeg no vex 'piss up' as doing that will only make this place a lot more messed up than it already is ![]() |
Moments like this makes a guy wanna just throw caution to the wind and start a family regardless of his financial status but alas, most good marriages are founded on financial stability |
I'm tall and I ain't ugly ![]() |

i try na
Chicken is bad for your dick. it kills errection and you will never grow a monster cork if you keep eating chicken. #sexual fitness tips 


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