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Lalas247:
Lambo gini it’s ok ... I don’t need it very much content

Make sure you eat that garri with suya ! That’s How I like it

Hope I’m free ...

One more thing, NO more RCG for him, that tot almost made me choke on my garri A few days ago...

I need your bank details . Send me a PM.

okay bye

Lalas247:
Orisirisi ... another person property

I'm starting to get to the point of jealousy each time you mention that nigger that has refused to make an honest woman outta you
I mean what does he have that I don't . FFS it's a Freakin Lamborghini Huracan We are talking about here

*** Ilumen8 runs out of his banana island mansion to iya shakirat's joint to drown his sorrows with a cold cup of garri ***

Lalas247, do you want me to buy a Lamborghini Huracan for you?

Walahi! ANYTHING to tap that

All you gotta do is ask

Pizz out...

You made me wait in line at the pawn shop all through yesterday for nothing

Refreshed my mailbox a zillion times . Not cool

Lalas247:
Morning

Good Evening my lollipop, pumpkin, honey comb, gum drop, sweetie pie , (I'm starting to run outta adjectives) cuppy cake, sugar plumb, chocolate, indomie noodles, banana cream pie, pondo yam, egusi soup, ewa agoyin and abacha. How are you today

Bye

Lalas247:
Me wey be virgin

Lalas247:
I can’t cheat o
No corrupt me Biko

But I find Cheaters Cheetahs intriguing

Lalas247:
The bastardised no wan put swarovskia o but he won’t let me go u should come n do the needful

What a selfishbastard gentleman. Didn't he get the memo of setting free the things we love .

I'm already at the pawn shop , waiting in line to sell, a kidney, an arm and my left butt cheek so that I can buy that 2001 karat Swarovski you deserve

Answer the pm so I can sign the papers.

Okay bye

Lalas247:
Who u dey pm person property

I yaff die!

So you are cheating on me

My friends told me that you will do this

Babe bet why? Is it because you are outta my league? Make una clear road for me make I faint

Till he puts a Swarovski on it..I will never give up

Okay bye

Lalas247:
Kolewerk dear

You this girl!
Why haven't you replied my PM

I wee not PM you again forever in my life till I die

Okay bye

Lalas247:
U can lie sha
When did u send it

I said 'if' I send a PM . It was a hypothetical statement

Oya reply make I see.....

Lalas247:
O pari
I expect several rings in the post ..... no more excuses na wa o and she is happy omashe ..

See how pretty you are . If I send you PM now you will not answer .mmmtttttchew....

Homeboiy:
Rubbish and I get 2.3 GB for #500 for 2weeks with the same airtel


maybe me n my brothers sim r different

How?

The Dutchman was fired having lost his first four games in charge and 77 days on the job. He becomes the first manager to be given the sack in the EPL this season. Palace have conceded 7 goals without scoring any. Ex-England manager Roy Hogson is believed to be announced as his successor in the next 24 hours. He now has the record of the shortest managerial reign in EPL history.

cc: lalasticala, mynd44

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@herbie27 and yewandaqueen

Often times tall fellas are misunderstood especially by their peers. I'm 6ft2' and at a point in my early teens I could no longer get away with the foolishness childishness other kids my age got away with. I had to give up a lot of things and act mature and calm to avoid being insulted. Fact is, a lot of tall folks male and female grow up quickly (mentally speaking) than their peers and they tend to be drawn to people that are older than them. Our mates usually misinterpret this and think we are proud.

I think the picture is cute. I'm intrigued by the innocence of such a kiss.

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]This no be pounding na....this na " hold this stick make we snap" [/color]

Your mind is really perverted

Laveda:
Seriously? You wrote all that for an ex?

You get time, fùck the ex that cheated.. They don't deserve even "hello"

the op wants closure and since she is unable to do it physically for obvious reasons she has done the next best thing. this epistle is more for her than for her ex.

foolinlove:
I expect it can be good when you love and someone loves you.

Good luck with finding a particular piece of hay in a pile of hay stack cos that's the odds of finding love in present Nigeria.

foolinlove:
Expect it to be bad. Everyone's first time is bad. And if you're me, all the subsequent times will be bad too. Sex is overrated and a pretty awful experience. Humiliating, embarrassing and all around not enjoyable.

I thought I was the only one that shared this sentiment. I was almost lynched by my friends a couple of days ago when I told them this.

curvysola:
hmmm can't really say sha! take me for instance had sex with my current bf 2 days after we met
its been 3years plus now and we are still together

l can see that you are new here. I suggest you do something about this post of yours cos trust me, 5 months from now you are gon regret posting it.
#nairalanddoesnotforget

Enypie:
You're simply immature. Bad mouthing me behind my bad and you had the nerve to PM me. Bolo

@emodee
; D; D; D
toasting gone wrong

someone has finally lost her virginity

I find it really strange that all that typing was done within a minute

ogorwyne:
Okay for the guilty ones. Why will your girlfriend be so transparent to you and yet u still use security code on ur phones. Maka y?

a mobile phone is meant to be personal. women should learn to hold back at times. most guys don't fancy the idea of putting it all out on the table. personally, I'm of the opinion that a little mystery adds spark to a relationship.

Twaci:
Another question:

Why are guys uncomfortable with success of a woman?

we are not. the problem is most successful women tend to let their success get to their heads and they start acting like men. more often than not most of these women are emotionally unavailable. men usually get uncomfortable around such women.

safarigirl:
LOL....I think I already know too much, that's why nobody wants to near me

On the real though, why are guys so obsessed with boooobies and assss? I mean, they ignore brains more often than not and just want a girl that looks like Nicky.

2) why are guys hypocrites? They say they want a smart, independent woman, but they always end up with the dependent, not-so-smart woman

1.
we can't explain why we are in awe of them. funny but when a guy is checking a girl out its as if our dïcks and eyes are in unison at that moment as it gives us a funny-sweet sensation all over. I don't think anyone can satisfactorily answer this. we are just amazed by them!
3.
no sane guy wants a leech, we all dream of an intelligent, intellectually sound and independent girl the problem is most guys detest being emasculated which a lot of independent girls are guilty of doing to their men. there is a tad of narssism in every guy. dependent girls and bimbos tend to easily spot and appreciate that part of us. that's why it seems like we like them more.

Laveda:
1. Is it really right to open up to a guy that I have a crush on him?

2.Why do some guys lead girls on claiming they love her when they don't? Why not tell her from the beginning shít won't work?

3. Do guys really believe in true love?

1.
depends on the guy. if the guy is the extremely shy type, he is gon love you for it. however, if the said guy is popular with the ladies which is most likely the case I suggest you saliently make him aware of the possibility of being his girl. guys like that usually tend to be jerks though.
2.
it is rare for a guy to turn down advances from a girl cos the truth is we don't get many so we often date these girls for sex and the fun of it. no girl wants a virgin so when someone is offering to help us practice our stroke we don't refuse rather we do the opposite by telling her all the shït she wants to hear.
3.
I don't cos the truth is it doesn't exist.

Ishilove:
Why are some guys such dicks?

Why is it so difficult for some to commit to a relationship?

Why do men find b00bs and ass so facinating?

Why are a lot of men polygamous? They just can't stick to one woman. I mean, puzzay is puzzay, right? What is the enjoyment in sticking yer jabulani into different holes. Women are anatomically identical down there so what's the enjoyment is dunking your junk into different puzzays which are more or less the same and must surely feel the same?


Let's start from there

1.
I think the answer is already in the question, you said some guys just like some girls can act like real bïtches. it is basic human nature.
2.
I guess most guys have this funny fantasy of living and exploring the world of girls before we eventually seal the deal. we don't wanna resent our partners after we are committed so it's best we actualize all the nasty shït we have seen in all the porn flicks we have been watching since we were 14.
3.
I don't think any guy can satisfactorily answer this. we are just amazed by them.
4.
it's not that we are polygamous, the problem is women are making it very difficult for us to remain faithful. we are all sexual beings so it ain't easy to see butt cheeks and cleavage almost every where ant not react. the more decently women dress the less cheating among us.
5.
puzzzzay ain't puzzzzay! trust me, they all feel and taste different.

Twaci:
1. What really is the right way to a guys heart?

2. Why are most guys scared of commitment?

1.
a lot of folks have pinned this to food which is a cliche if you ask me. truth is, there ain't no right way as a guy can fall madly in love with the most lousiest of girls regardless of the number of homely decent girls around him. usually most guys can't help the kinda girls they fall for.
2.
depends on the guys age, financial status, exposure and number of single/married friends he has. the younger a guy is the more precious his freedom. usually older men with a lot of married friends tend to commit a whole lot easier as their world can get really lonely at times.

rosieluv:
my question goes to d guys
1. When a guy says he is single,is he really single?
2. why do guys lie dat dey r single to gals wen dey r not.

having regular shags with a particular girl or a couple of girls we consider as friends doesn't put us in a relationship. to most guys, a shag is like scratching an itch or mildly put, a handshake. how we go about getting a shag is what a lot of girls find confusing. we usually do not lie, our actions and intentions are mostly misunderstood.