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FamilyRe: Who Decides The Style Or Position? by iLUMeN8(m): 11:09am On Dec 26, 2013
Pictures or it did not happen
RomanceRe: The Official Engagement :) by iLUMeN8(m): 3:29pm On Dec 23, 2013
Damn! I can't believe I've lost again! To an okoro for that Mata! Anyways hope still dae for my sweetus, Loretta and I cos so long as MOG neva join dem she is still single and like Mandela, I will NEVER give up.
RomanceRe: 3 Ways To Know That A Guy Is Still A Virgin by iLUMeN8(m): 1:16pm On Dec 15, 2013
The second point is spot on but the first and last are just crap
RomanceRe: 9 Signs A Guy Has Never Had A Girlfriend by iLUMeN8(m): 8:34pm On Dec 10, 2013
Missmossy: Hahahaha are they still guys like this?
plenty!
CrimeRe: Alleged Pepper Thief, Stripped & Tortured (Video) - Viewers' Discretion Advised by iLUMeN8(m): 10:22pm On Dec 06, 2013
My point exactly!

POPE II: that's their trademark, the Yoruba supremacists and thei holier than thou attitude, all the Yoruba females I know have been raped by their relatives at some point, yet they close their eyes and start pointing fingers on others .
CrimeRe: Alleged Pepper Thief, Stripped & Tortured (Video) - Viewers' Discretion Advised by iLUMeN8(m): 8:14pm On Dec 06, 2013
kulyie: aluu too is in lagos i suppose,those muslim terrorist terrorize on lagos abi?kodnapping too is prominent in lagos.please qll thos nonsense tribalism will not take us anywhere.wrong is wrong no matter the location
You are missing my point. Most people from the South West for some reason believe they are enlightened and tend to look down on other tribes (tribes in the North in particular) where as the most in humane and barbaric acts takes place in their own backyard. Lagos is one hell hole I do not wish to stay.

P.S. I do not have any resentment towards the yorubas
CrimeRe: Alleged Pepper Thief, Stripped & Tortured (Video) - Viewers' Discretion Advised by iLUMeN8(m): 6:09pm On Dec 06, 2013
kulyie: please no need for generalizations or tribaliam.please.those ladoes are nigerians ans i suppose those men are frustrated souls
Jungle justice has always been synonymous with the South West (Lagos especially). Most of the gruesome stories of jungle justice that I watched as a kid on news line (Frank Olize was host at the time) occurred in Lagos and even here on Nairaland Lagos has countless number of times been referred to as a jungle.
CrimeRe: Alleged Pepper Thief, Stripped & Tortured (Video) - Viewers' Discretion Advised by iLUMeN8(m): 5:07pm On Dec 06, 2013
I've always said that Lagosians are animals and to think these are the same people that constantly bash and call most Northerns terrorists. Even in Yobe, no woman will be subjected to this form of brutality!
RomanceRe: Why Are Most Ladies Waiting For This Kind Of Dude by iLUMeN8(m): 1:05pm On Dec 05, 2013
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RomanceRe: Who Is The Most Popular Nairaland Female? by iLUMeN8(m): 12:47pm On Dec 05, 2013
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HealthRe: Chain-smoking Toddler Gives Up Cigarettes by iLUMeN8(m): 8:27pm On Nov 24, 2013
freecocoa: Is this a joke?

How does a 2 years old get 40 sticks of cigarettes to smoke in a day?

His parents should be jailed.
haba! Mai duniya? Ya ba ki amsa duk PM da na aiko mi ki? Ko ki na so in wurgo kai na a cikin rijiya ne?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Pwc Graduate Hire 2014 Closes November 10 2013... by iLUMeN8(m): 9:08am On Nov 21, 2013
KD candidates in the house, why don't we all meet and form a study group?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Pwc Graduate Hire 2014 Closes November 10 2013... by iLUMeN8(m): 5:40am On Nov 17, 2013
Is there anybody in the house residing in Kaduna that is writing this test?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Busted: Tellers Welfare - The True Story In Access Bank! by iLUMeN8(m): 9:00am On Nov 14, 2013
MOD's what are you still waiting for? This issue concerns all graduate job seekers and even undergraduates alike. Topics like this is what we want to see on frontpage and not trash like Yvonne Nelson's birthday pictures.
RomanceRe: Happy Birthday To Me!!!!!!! Yippieeeeeeeeeee by iLUMeN8(m): 10:36pm On Nov 11, 2013
sexymoma: HBD Swerry kiss

[b][/b][/sub]Have you been able to locate you niger goal keeper crush wink[sub]
HELLOhuh I am rite hia!
RomanceRe: Happy Birthday To Me!!!!!!! Yippieeeeeeeeeee by iLUMeN8(m): 10:34pm On Nov 11, 2013
[quote author=#me@]well, spk with ma dad first on dat line. :*
not ma fault o if u ended up in prison.[/quote]Your papa no like better thing? For Pete's sake I am ALAMPASU; an internationally recognized sports man and a world cup winner, I am sure he will be pleased abi e no dae watch news? Him no know say I don hamma. You number abeg, time no dae.
RomanceRe: Happy Birthday To Me!!!!!!! Yippieeeeeeeeeee by iLUMeN8(m): 9:07am On Nov 11, 2013
[quote author=#me@]buhahahahaha.
Send me 10K mtn recharge card first on my daddys line.
009234813456789 :*:*
thanks hon![/quote]Done! Still waiting for you to contact me cos baby, I want to spoil you wit owo as I got so much of it that I don't know what to do with it.
RomanceRe: Happy Birthday To Me!!!!!!! Yippieeeeeeeeeee by iLUMeN8(m): 8:16am On Nov 11, 2013
Baby! Its your crush, Alampasu, I am back and I want to take you out for a treat, just PM me your number or addy and I'll get back to you.
RomanceRe: As Man Can You Date Or Marry A Single Mother? by iLUMeN8(m): 8:46pm On Nov 10, 2013
I would without thinking about it. The fact that she has kept the baby and have opted not to take the easy way out (abortion) is proof that she is not a coward and that she takes responsibility for her actions, and that is the kind of woman I want to raise kids with. A wife is the most difficult thing to find these days (more difficult than making money) and if I find wifey qualities in her then why not. We have all made mistakes and I think everyone deserves a second chance at happiness especially if she got pregnant cos some jerk took advantage of her naiveity, innocence and inexperience. Who knows maybe she was even molested. So yes! I can marry a single mother.
FamilyRe: Why Is Divorce Not An Option For Most Nigerian Women? by iLUMeN8(m): 11:14pm On Nov 07, 2013
lorretta u: Lie.
How will a girl say she doesn't want to marry a good guy but will rather chose a brutal one?
My bet is that these men hid the animals in them until they've successfully lured the women into marriage.
Its like you really don't understand the true nature of most young girls. My ex ended our relationship because (and I quote her) I wasn't 'fun'. Most girls love the appeal of a badt, 'fun' and thrill loving guy than a regular Joe. A couple of months ago there was a thread about hooking up with a male virgin and almost all the girls that commented preferred a 'badt' experienced guy to a virgin.
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Often Do You Look At Yourself In The Mirror In A Day? by iLUMeN8(m): 9:30pm On Oct 26, 2013
arctoni: I luk at my self only at midnight rangin frm 12am-3am
Queen of the Coast!
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Often Do You Look At Yourself In The Mirror In A Day? by iLUMeN8(m): 9:28pm On Oct 26, 2013
Jessicavizzy: Me, as many tyms,uncountable.Mirror is jus myfrd,cant do without it.When am pulling off my cloths to take my bath,am in front of d mirror,after bathing,when i wanna rub cream,am in front of d mirror,everymorning when i wakeup am in front of d mirror,when am going out dias mirror inside my handbag.M so so addicted to mirror dat i placed d mirror in front of my bed...my sibblings knws me for dis...i love mirror n am ready to stay in front of it jus sterring @mysef.
Psycho!
GamingRe: Will You Play Games In A Gaming Lounge by iLUMeN8(m):
I remember back in the day when I will spend all my breakfast and lunch money in a gaming lounge, it got so bad that I made mom believe that if I had an early breakfast I would puke in class, she fell for it and always gave me extra lunch money. Poor mom sad she always wondered why I was the skinniest of her kids (still slim). I met some really cool guys in that lounge. I wouldn't mind hanging out in one if its strictly for adults.
GamingRe: Extremely Disappointed With PES 2014 by iLUMeN8(m): 6:58pm On Oct 23, 2013
The only awesome thing about FIFA is the commentary (almost close to perfection) otherwise, I think its crap. PES by far is alot more exciting and 2013 was just unbefuckinglivable. Hope the commentaries of Jim Beglin and Jon Champion are as spot on as that of FIFA in PES 2014. @OP, trust me, the demo is gonna be very different from the real thing.
TravelRe: Ask Me Any Questions About America,straight Talk from a Nigerian in America by iLUMeN8(m): 10:53am On Oct 18, 2013
Thanks man.
bootlegaz: I think you should apply through one of those black organizations in states. A friend got a full ride scholarship to Cornell which is an ivy league school
Can you please suggest a black organisation I can start with and how to go about it.
TravelRe: Ask Me Any Questions About America,straight Talk from a Nigerian in America by iLUMeN8(m): 5:53am On Oct 18, 2013
@babyosis and uzoemeka.
Is it really possible for a graduate of life sciences (biology, microbiology, biochemistry, biotechnology etc) to get a fully funded Msc research scholarship in the US? If it is, how does one go about it?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Men Ignore Ladies When Shaking Hands - Why? by iLUMeN8(m): 9:04pm On Oct 15, 2013
For us fellas that grew up in the North, we have been taught not to have physical contact with females especially girls that are Muslims and hausa so as adults, its already in our psyche to avoid physical contact with girls and that is why most guys of Northern origin seldom offer girls a hand shake besides, its Islamically wrong for a female Muslim to have any form of physical contact with a man that is not her husband so most guys don't even bother
FamilyRe: Should Your Man Tell You He Cheated? by iLUMeN8(m): 7:10pm On Oct 14, 2013
Toks2008: This is interesting.

I have been with my wife for 12 years and i had only slept with just one female asides her and that was when she left the marriage for months.

I told her anyway and i made her realize that but for her leaving i wouldn't even think of such. I guess she understood because for the first time after 7months of her leaving, she came around yesterday and it was a great experience and she never even allowed what i told her disturb her psyche maybe because she knew she caused it.

So i guess it depends on what led to it and not just about jumping into bed with another lady when your woman is always there for you,
The fact that you cheated is no biggie to her cos she has probably been engaging in serious, intense, nyashing and Congo shining sessions for seven months as well
FamilyRe: Should Your Man Tell You He Cheated? by iLUMeN8(m): 6:57pm On Oct 14, 2013
sihom: No way, I wouldn't want to know because I'm a vindictive woman I like to get even with people and I struggle with forgiveness. Forgiveness doesn't come easily to me that man had better keep his affairs a top secret and apply the 11th commandment when dealing with me.

The 11th commandment being ''Do not be caught'', whether he confessed without any prompting or I found him out on my own, will not make a difference to me I will get my pound of flesh and IT WON'T BE by having an affair of my own, there are other ways to take down a foe.

I'm using Sihom's account as a woman to say my piece.
CHAI!
End Time Chick
FamilyRe: Why Are Married Men Never Contented With Their Wives? by iLUMeN8(m): 12:09pm On Oct 14, 2013
Siena: There are still guys out there that are pretty contented with their lot.

I for one really love my wife, would change nothing about her, and would never dream of looking elsewhere for what my wife can readily give me. Only death will part us, and by God's grace, that's a long way off. smiley
Sharrrrrap!
FamilyRe: Why Are Married Men Never Contented With Their Wives? by iLUMeN8(m): 12:09pm On Oct 14, 2013
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