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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Are Engineers The Most Unemployed Graduates In This Country by iLUMeN8(m): 9:41pm On Oct 12, 2013
constance500: Proudly an accounting student.... Engineers should go nd dig soak-aways grin
Ur papa!
Poems For ReviewRe: Fantasy Girl - Poem By Lorretta U by iLUMeN8(m): 2:06pm On Oct 03, 2013
[quote author=lorretta u]noooo tongue

Take the kiss and go kiss

You expect a grown nicca like myself to be content with a kiss on the forehead? I don't think so. I would have considered it if it were a French kiss but I think I deserve at the very least a YIM addy.
Poems For ReviewRe: Fantasy Girl - Poem By Lorretta U by iLUMeN8(m): 7:47am On Oct 03, 2013
lorretta u: A kiss on the forehead
Nah....I'll prefer your digits (or an equivalent) instead.
Poems For ReviewRe: Fantasy Girl - Poem By Lorretta U by iLUMeN8(m): 10:28pm On Oct 02, 2013
lorretta u: Lol
cheesy

U try wink
What do I get in return?
Poems For ReviewRe: Fantasy Girl - Poem By Lorretta U by iLUMeN8(m):
@ OP, Remember me? I can't seem to get your cleavage outta my head so I have to get this outta my chest....

As I stare with warmth at your reflection

the soft skin of your collar bone appears

turning into something more

until finally your beautiful cleavage and full breast appear

my greedy eyes take it in, drinking up what I may never feel up close....
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TravelRe: Domestic Airlines Barred From Flying Foreign-registered Planes by iLUMeN8(m): 3:05pm On Sep 29, 2013
''Fee of $3000 and $4000 per flight on all registered Nigerian private jets''. I can't help but feel that somehow Oyedepo's name and co. will soon be mentioned.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Final Free Dragnet GSE Past Questions And Answers ( Old And New Package) by iLUMeN8(m): 3:53pm On Sep 23, 2013
Help a dude! ameh_27@yahoo.com.
EducationRe: 71 Nigerian Students Leave For China, Russia On Scholarship by iLUMeN8(m): 7:51am On Sep 20, 2013
FSB is one curropt body. To an extent the selection process for BAE is a bit fair as a few candidates still get selected on merit. However, for commonwealth scholarships, it is strictly on 'man know man basis' as the candidates that get selected are handpicked by FSB officials.
EducationRe: New Unilorin Multi-functional ID Card Ready by iLUMeN8(m): 10:42pm On Sep 17, 2013
ABU in conjunction with intercontinental bank issued similar ID cards (produced by interswitch) for about two academic sessions (06/07 and 07/08) so I really do not see what uniilorin are fussing about.
CelebritiesRe: Rita Dominic On Her Career & Love-life On Ndani TV With Toolz by iLUMeN8(m):
Kai! Loretta my roff, my kpa kpando forget that little boy called Osas as the closest he will ever get to you is to self-service while looking at your picture. Bank don finish for Maiduguri but I don begin raise money, I don sell my bicycle, two pairs of my Lois V. boxers and I am about to close the deal of the sale of my house so baby, I have the money to spoil you and care for those 'extensions' on your thoracic cavity, all you have to do is say the word and all my money is yours baby.
CelebritiesRe: Rita Dominic On Her Career & Love-life On Ndani TV With Toolz by iLUMeN8(m): 11:07pm On Sep 07, 2013
@loretta U. Nna mehn! Your cleavage fit make person go rob bank give you all the money ooo. Damn! I just dae wonder how the whole thing go look.
PoliticsRe: What Happened To Tinapa? by iLUMeN8(m): 9:01am On Sep 04, 2013
Donald Duke stopped being governor that's what happened!
Science/TechnologyRe: Professor Andrew Nok Wins Alexander Humboldt Prize For 2013 by iLUMeN8(m): 10:54pm On Aug 25, 2013
Prof is doing us proud but he is no longer the Dean; faculty of science, as he has been succeeded by prof A. K. Adamu. I am proud to have passed through him #proudly an ex Abusite#
HealthRe: I'm Experiencing Sleep Paralysis - Please Advice! by iLUMeN8(m): 6:58pm On Aug 13, 2013
I use to have 'em especially during my undergraduate days. Have not had an Episode for over a year now. Its kind of a scary feeling I must say.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Student Murdered In Cyprus by iLUMeN8(m):
Sad news but Nigerian students abroad especially in Europe and Asia should learn to concentrate on what took them there. They should leave these oyinbo women and their parties alone because as far as they are concerned, it is already bad enough that you are in their country so taking their women will just push them over the edge. My advice, stay away from their women and postpone your social life till you get back cos when you do, there will be tonnes of heavily endowed Naija women that will be dying to make you their baby daddy.
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Age Did U Have Yr First Smooch? by iLUMeN8(m): 8:35pm On Aug 08, 2013
Nadia_S.A is claiming 18. Yes! I noticed. I no talk say she dae lie but chai! Lai lai sai a hankali.
HealthRe: Doctor Claims Pregnant 15-year-old Teen Is Still A Virgin by iLUMeN8(m): 3:36pm On Aug 05, 2013
At least, no be Yerima mate give am the belle.
RomanceRe: Guys What Do U Term As Sexy? by iLUMeN8(m): 1:36am On Jul 29, 2013
OP, it would have Been nice to tell you that guys find a woman's personality sexy but the truth is we don't and that is why most sluts end up with good guys cos we are blinded by their sex appeal, especially the younger ones amongst us. It is only when some of us get older that we learn to appreciate women for who they really are but even at that, alot of us will still want a sexy lady with a great personality to settle down with. Watch out for guys like Mynd cos dudes like him are often players that prey on 'good' and 'church going' girls.
RomanceRe: Guys What Do U Term As Sexy? by iLUMeN8(m): 9:49pm On Jul 28, 2013
I think the first dude that commented nailed the OP's question. ALL men are physical beings and we are often attracted to women that have curves in all the right places. I quite disagree with mynd44 cos as a guy, you will only want to find out more about a girl's persona (which he described as sexy) if you are attracted to her.
EducationRe: JAMB 2013 Cut-off For Universities 180 & Polytechnics 150 by iLUMeN8(m): 5:29pm On Jun 18, 2013
What is sad is that these kids gaining admission with UTME scores of 150 and 180 are the same generation that is gonna teach our (my) kids. One begins to wonder how dull the coming generation is gonna be.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: KPMG Graduate Aptitude Test 2013 by iLUMeN8(m): 11:54pm On Jun 07, 2013
@newtral, thanks. Its like I'm the only one in the house that is yet to have a password, I'm starting to think that travelling to the test centre tomorrow might just be a waste of time.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: KPMG Graduate Aptitude Test 2013 by iLUMeN8(m): 8:04pm On Jun 07, 2013
Four consecutive mails have been sent to me but none of them contains my password. Abj candidates that have gotten their password should please tell me the time of the test.
RomanceRe: Signs To Know You Have Over Used Your Single Status. by iLUMeN8(m): 5:04pm On May 31, 2013
Chai! The OP has just listed ALL the embarrassment that Freecocoa's delay is causing me.
CelebritiesRe: Ogusbaba Tweets Pictures of Wife & Kids by iLUMeN8(m): 5:56pm On May 30, 2013
I don vex. *walks out to propose to the first girl he sees*
PoliticsRe: Jonathan's National Broadcast May 14, 2013 - Full Text by iLUMeN8(m): 11:22pm On May 14, 2013
GEJ just made official what has been in existence in the north east for the past two years. Those JTF guys are the meanest and most unfriendly set of human beings I have ever met. Those guys shoot first and ask questions later. Inspite of their actions, boko haram insurgency is still waxing stronger in the north east. GEJ should try another tactic cos this one ain't gonna work.
PoliticsRe: State Of Emergency Declared In Borno, Yobe and Adamawa by iLUMeN8(m): 11:21pm On May 14, 2013
GEJ just made official what has been in existence in the north east for the past two years. Those JTF guys are the meanest and most unfriendly set of human beings I have ever met. Those guys shoot first and ask questions later. Inspite of their actions, boko haram insurgency is still waxing stronger in the north east. GEJ should try another tactic cos this one ain't gonna work.
PoliticsRe: Is State Of Emergency The Best Option For Boko-Haram? by iLUMeN8(m): 11:20pm On May 14, 2013
GEJ just made official what has been in existence in the north east for the past two years. Those JTF guys are the meanest and most unfriendly set of human beings I have ever met. Those guys shoot first and ask questions later. Inspite of their actions, boko haram insurgency is still waxing stronger in the north east. GEJ should try another tactic cos this one ain't gonna work.
FamilyRe: Happy Mother's Day by iLUMeN8(m): 11:27am On May 12, 2013
Na how many times in a year una dae celebrate mothers day for this nairaland?
RomanceRe: Men: Do You Have to Be Financially Stable Before Marriage or Not? by iLUMeN8(m): 11:21am On May 12, 2013
'Protect, provide and cultivate. Any man who is not capable of all three is less than an infidel' so sayeth the lord in the book of genesis. I think this answers the OP's question.
RomanceRe: Best Gift you can Give To A Rich Girl? by iLUMeN8(m): 5:20pm On May 08, 2013
AkenyattaMoore]Give her what you can afford ,don't go stealing in order to impress her. It's the intention that count.
I am a rich girl so I know[color=#006600][/color]


yeah right....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: David Moyes Confirmed As Manchester United New Manager by iLUMeN8(m): 4:06pm On May 08, 2013
With the exception of Sir Alex and Wenger, David Moyes is by far the most technically gifted manager in the EPL. He has transformed Everton into one of the best sides in England with little funding, Imagine what he is going to do at united with all the funding he needs at his disposal.
Christianity EtcRe: JAMB Finally Turned Me To An Atheist - Chijioke Eze by iLUMeN8(m): 10:24pm On May 07, 2013
I wonder what unemployment will turn him into

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