₦airaland Forum

Eyaaaaaaaa......ok tnk you but we no want u again.......abi na by force to do good ni....

OhiOfIhima:
Allahu Akbar! Alaatu Salam to Prophet Isah...

He is not a prophet.....thank u.

Lovalovaphunmz:
Jesus is Lord forever and ever

He is not a prophet.....thank u.

PotatoSalad:
That's why most men keep those slim university Chics as side chics. Their wives get fat and tie wrapper upandan plus she'll skip gstrings and start wearing pants made by Js1 home economics students as term project

Chisos......

Na so.......

meanwhile.....

BREAKING NEWS :
APC has appointed VP Osinbajo as Representative for 2019 Presidential Election Debates.
We say NO to representation, this is NOT a Vice Presidential debate but a PRESIDENTIAL Debate. Buhari is the President and MUST come and answer questions at the Presidential debate otherwise he will not get any VOTE anywhere. VP Osinbajo is NOT the President!
PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE
.
When it's time to junket to London to see Theresa May
BUHARI is fit
When it's time to junket to US to see Trump
BUHARI is fit
When it's time to address CHOGM
BUHARI is fit
When it's time to go to Germany
BUHARI is fit
When it's time to go to China
BUHARI is fit
When it's time to go to Hague
BUHARI is fit
When it's time to go to Morocco
BUHARI is fit
When it's time to go to Russia
BUHARI is fit
When it's time to go to Turkey
BUHARI is fit
When it's time to throttle round the globe
BUHARI is fit
When it's time to defend his comrades in arms, his killer Fulani men
BUHARI is fit
But
*When it comes to debate Osinbajo is fit BUHARI is weak*
BUHARI MUST REPRESENT HIMSELF AT THIS DEBATE!

Na their cup of zobo be dat.....
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Just an important NOTICE
''Akara is Akara Moi Moi is Moi Moi There is nothing like bean cake.
We didn't give pizza a yoruba name, dont give Akara an english name''

Jamodeen95:
PLS RESPECT URSELF & ONE'S RELIGION. DNT MAKE SUCH DISGUSTING URTARANCES AGAIN. OK?... TILL THEN

Because they mention mohammed abi.....but they also mentioned Jesus and nothing happen na.......nawa ooo

Shortyy:
Who's this fine wine!! Yummy!!

Is dat not d groom

An uncle of mine is undergoing this now.
.......he has kids who are graduates on is surgron.....the wife was a full housewife and she is still a full housewife till tomorow.....she poision d heart of this children by telling dem their dad was occultic.....the man is now old and broke.....but d children are secretly sending money to their mum.......he was almost begging to survive b4 ....the entire village steped into the matter......and today d man is enjoying his old age..

.......the villagers drove d woman away......

If na naija.......i comment my reserve
tnk God for bringing him back..
....one year no be beans oooo.

Lord Lugard yyyy.....y did u place us in the same geographical space with these aboki?

EternalTruths:
If human beings are talking, cows like El rufai will also want to talk.


There is none as intelligent as Okonjo Ngozi amongst all the Hausa Fulani People.

chai.
......see upper cut abeg.....

somito121:
Do you know that we are actually not serious in this country and people do not value the lives of their fellow human being. We deployed 30000 force men to checkmate election and cannot do same to rescue a school girl captured by a terrorist group. This is simply an epitome of madness.

Election is more useful to buhari than leah....after all she is an 'unbeliver'

ShobayoEmma:
When people are being good to you and you are not being good to them; bad things happen. Always prize only things you know you can buy.
However, killing is evil in its totality.
Buhari, a good man with bad intentions.

When people are being good to u and u are not being good to them, bad things happen.

......columbia movie....

Princedapace:
I use God of god's beg u. There is nothing presidential about Buhari.

In a society full of merit, Buhari can never ever win a class rep election.

Buhari does not have charisma, his grammar is poor, his choice of words and usage are bad. He is not flexible, he doesnt know how to relate with the masses, he hardly talks to Nigerian press, he mode of walking is village like, he is not smart, he doesn't look smart, he talks like a bush man. Look at that video where he was interviewed in US, I guess, simple questions asked by journalists, his answers were so unintelligent.

It is difficult to get Buhari to speak without a written script bedside he doesn't have anything tangible to talk about.

Buhari is not someone u can look at and get inspired. He doesn't have this thing, this spark, this energy to be a president. He is not a presidential material.

Religion and ethnic sentiments and rigging made buhari to win. If Buhari had been an American citizen, he can't even win a class rep election.

Chai.......see finishing abeg....

dat9jaguy:
Everybody have their styles or ways of doing things.
That lady has her style,Emmanuel Macron has his style,Trump has his style,PMB has his style.
There should be no basis for comparison.

ur pmb no get any style abeg

Any thing wey go favour my country...
is welcome by me......
up crotia...

[quote author=lexxybb post=68578308]What daddy freeze is simply saying is that we should do our part as human beings and leave the rest for God. In Nigeria we don't do what we are expected to do do and we expect God to do a miracle. It's not just possible ...

meanwhile.....

*SuperEagles prayed 3 times during that Match*

They prayed before the match, prayed at halftime and prayed at the beginning of 2nd half�

*CROATIA didn’t pray even Once... They just went to work*

� *LESSON*: SOME BATTLES REQUIRE SKILLS, NOT ANOINTING!

� *To be financially stable, you need to work smart, invest, give, and value and embrace Business opportunity NO amount of Kaabaaashinnn, prayer and fasting will increase your bank account* �

THINK!!!!

Naija i hail thee......mess with nigerians at ur own peril.......we can abuse our country as we like......but not for underdogs like ghanians to put mouth.

Rilwayne001:
You guys should stop hyping this useless country called Israel as if it is some sort of untouchable and undefeatable world power. We all know Israel is feeling funky because they are always backed by the USA whether they do bad or good, the, USA always got their back. Should USA stop backing them, even Nigeria will beat the whole hell out of them.

pls what did u take......

SamuelAnyawu:
Do not underestimate Nigeria

abeg lead nigeria not into temptation...

FriendNG:
Shut up hypocrite which peace. You occupy people land, been kiling them for 70 years and you want peace to be discussed. For how many years will UN be talking peace with that useless country.

go and fight na......alagbara

smhhhhh

smithbidy:
How can I become a Canadian citizen. I'm giving out my Nigeria citizenship to whosoever need it.

are u sure anyone needs it......lol.

Be it personal, public or spiritual.....we no want....

na by force ni.......

fake life eveywhere.....stop claiming what you are not.....everybody has their own timing......

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na so one of my former coursemate dey lie on social media say she dey pretoria in south africa.....one hour after i chatted with her on that fateful day......i say make i buy soup ingredients for oyingbo market....na so i jam her....she was speechless and was smilling mumuishly.....i just greeted her and walked away......she think she is doing me....na herself she dey do.

story.....

meanwhile

NIGERIAN YOUTHS DESERVE AN ACCOLADES ...�

Nigerian youths are lazy & uneducated. Always wanting free oil money" ~ PMB

ME: Sir, you are absolutely correct. One of the lazy Nigerian youths who is enjoying free oil money had an accident with the power bike he bought with free oil money not too long ago, and he was flown abroad for treatment with free oil money, then he hired a jet with free oil money from London to Abuja after his treatment.

Sir, I completely agree with you that the Nigerian youths are lazy and uneducated and always wanting free oil money. Their role models are in Aso Rock enjoying free oil money without even solving any problem for the country. When they are ill, they fly abroad for medical vacation with free oil money.

Why would anyone disagree with you that the Nigerian youths are uneducated? It's very obvious. That's why they don't even know their rights. They keep defending your ineptitude.

You enjoyed free education as a young man, but today the youths are deprived of basic education. You were a governor, a petroleum commissioner and ahead of states as a youth, but today, youths are on social media defending your failures.

Honestly, I agree with you that the Nigerian youths are lazy, that's why you ruled Nigeria as a youth and have also grabbed the job as an old man. The youths are too ignorant to even know the implication of your comments. They don't even know you and your fellow old men are doing jobs they should ordinarily be doing.

Sir, the most interesting aspect of this your truth is that you said it in a country where their government provides basic infrastructures, almost free education, free WiFi, free health care, almost free investment loans for their youths. While, in your own country, these lazy and uneducated youths, provide their own electricity, schools, security, roads, healthcare etc.. Yet, the indolent youths use their "free oil money" to buy mobile data to defend your ineptitude.

Sir, let me remind you that we have seen so many Nigerian youths who were almost useless in Nigeria, but when they cross over to the western world, they suddenly begin to excel in different fields of endeavor. What do you think is responsible for their positive output in the foreign land? Your guess is as good as mine, Sir- The difference is not farfetched. A responsible government plan for their youths and create enabling environment for the youths to be able to create wealth and contribute to National development. Can we say the same of your own country? Certainly Not! Instead, we have lazy, uneducated youths who would hang on telecommunication masts and electric cables to shout SAI BABA when you visit their states. I only wish they knew better.

Sir, Finally, let me ask you, Sir, apart from the free oil money we have been paying you since your days as a youth till date, what have you been able to make out for yourself on your own? Do you have thriving businesses that are providing employment for the Nigerian youths? Have you invented anything on your own? Sir, you can now see that this free oil money is what has kept you going for over 50 years. Perhaps this laziness is not limited to the youths alone, I guess some 75-year-old incompetent presidents are also lazy and love free oil money, that's why they want to remain in power till they are 80 years old. If we take away the free oil money we have been paying you and audit your life, are you sure you will have any worth, Sir?

I leave you to your conscience, Sir.

#Get_your_PVC
#Get_Back_Nigeria_From_This_Visionless_Leaders

Now that is a functional leader talking.....


meanwhile.......

*DIFFERENCE BETWEEN EDUCATED AND UNEDUCATED PRESIDENT*

Despite incredible challenges, Nigerian youths are achieving great things and placing Nigeria positively in the world map. Nigerian youths are an inspiration to their leaders. ~Goodluck Jonathan, PhD.

Nigerian youths are uneducated and lazy just sit down to wait for free things because Nigeria is an oil producing nation. ~Muhammadu Buhari, WAEC.

why adamawa peeps like to marry multiple wives.....even d christians sef join....haba...dat was how my landlord in kaduna wives will be fighting till 2.am. and they are from adamawa oooo.

d first wife is evil tho......y kill him

RIP sir.

Eyanmukaila:
i hope this development changes the public attitude of Nigerian Police thus to help them focus on why they are in the uniform in the first place and not focused on bribery and corruption and 50 naira unjust killings.

yes oooo....

meanwhile

Five Greatest lies in Nigeria.

1. Bail is free.
2. One Nigeria.
3. Police is your friend.
4. Youths are the leaders of tomorrow.
5. Education is the key to success.

Which of these lies dey vex u pass?

Kai....buhari get first class of falling hand....i swear.

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Nairalanddist:
This is why i love Islam. She ought to be beheaded to teach other useless women lessons.

ha beheaded ke.......na wa for ur beheading religion ooooo.....tufiakwa.